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Bert here, being one of them lol. As he's a perfect candidate for these type of drawings, I think personally. So Bert is one character that I'm willing to draw that is past 18+ years old. As in the series, it's safe to assume he's in his late teenage, young adult years. So, 20 or so years old lol. But whatever, again I think he's suitable for these type of drawings lol.\n\nSo this drawing (like I've mentioned), I made sometime last month of this year (January, 2023) along with the two other previous drawings. And after I finished making the other two drawings, I got to work on this drawing last. Simply because it was the last one out of the 3 I made. And I got to work on this drawing the next week, after I made it. As the other two drawings took me the week to finish. So I'd have to wait until that next week before I could work on this drawing.\n\nAnd so, I did just that. And in total, this drawing took me about 3 days or so to finish. As that week, my energy & motivation was whacked that week. So I slowly worked on this over time. As there was a lot of coloring to be done on this drawing. Not that the wallpaper or floors where the issue. But the wood grain door, and bathroom cabinet were the most time consuming things to color in this case. I mean heck, even Bert himself was easy to color. But some of the extra details, was what I spent the most time coloring in lol. \n\nBut in any case, I got it finished. And for your viewing pleasure, here is the finished result! So as we can see here, it is pretty self explanatory. Just Bert on the toilet lol. But after making this drawing, I'm honestly un-clear as to what's going on here in this scenario. Obviously Bert has a worried look on his face, and he left the bathroom door open lmao. And I don't know where he could be lol. But for the sake of this drawing, I need to come up with something lol. \n\nSo I'm going to assume (and ONLY assume) that Bert is at some sort of adult party. As again, he's in his 20's in age. So he was able to take part of a 18+ party of some sort. Who knows if Ralph & Melissa where there. But there were a lot of people drinking, getting drunk, and so on lmao. NOT that Bert was doing that though. As Bert is not really a beer/alcohol drinker. Who truly knows if he was old enough to do that either. But in either case, Bert wasn't there to drink. But to have fun & hang out with others. As he's very social lol.\n\nBut then we fast forward into the middle of the night, 90% of everyone was passed out, asleep. The alcohol kicked in, full gear. And everyone was passed the fuck out lmao. On the floor, on chairs or couches, etc lol. However Bert was not only still awake, but he also needed to take a dump lmao. But he felt un-easy using someone else's bathroom. And originally wanted to wait until he got home. But it became clear that he was going to need a toilet sooner, rather than later. So Bert quietly sneaked around, looking for a bathroom. As he had no idea where anything was in the house he was in.\n\nBut he then saw a master bedroom (yes I know, ironic. Very similar to one of the other drawings I recently made), that had a bathroom in it. However even though the bathroom had a door, he noticed that there was no lock on it. So what if someone came into the bedroom, and walked in on Bert while he was in there. I mean Bert is the type of guy that could take it lightly & maybe find it funny. But, he would like his privacy too lol. \n\nSo Bert then decided to use the bathroom in the master bedroom. But before he closed the bedroom door, he wanted to make sure no one was in the bedroom. And ironically enough, no one made it into the bedroom. No one was in there. So Bert took that opportunity to his advantage. 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And overall, I think this drawing came out ok. Not perfect, but pretty decent still. And the front facing pose is always a challenge too, not to mention. But, it worked beautifully in this case. And I couldn't be happier with how that turned out at least. And the rest of the details, I think turned out pretty decent too. And I'm sure you all will like it anyway. So, why judge myself lol. I can be my own worst critic sometimes. \n\nAnyways, I hope you all like it. And thanks for viewing. And that is FINALLY it for now!! I am now all caught up & up to date for now! It is now time to go ahead and get started on all new projects! :3",
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Alright everyone, we made it! The FINAL overdue drawing that I have had yet to finally post up. We have reached the finish line!! And I am now all caught up! All that's left to do now, is just create new projects! :3 But for now, this is it!
And without further ado, let's get into it! So it's now time to venture into a different character from "The Raccoons". And in this potty/toilet pic, here we feature none other than Bert Raccoon hehe. Like the previous character I drew, it's been a while since I last drew a potty pic of him. I think 2020 was the last I drew of Bert. So, again 2-3 years. So, it's been a long time. And he was due for a moment of spotlight being seen on the toilet hehe.
But also like I've mentioned before, I don't usually tend of focus on drawing potty pics of characters that are over 18+ years old. My focus is on kids, or teenagers. But, I have a couple exceptions to my rule. Bert here, being one of them lol. As he's a perfect candidate for these type of drawings, I think personally. So Bert is one character that I'm willing to draw that is past 18+ years old. As in the series, it's safe to assume he's in his late teenage, young adult years. So, 20 or so years old lol. But whatever, again I think he's suitable for these type of drawings lol.
So this drawing (like I've mentioned), I made sometime last month of this year (January, 2023) along with the two other previous drawings. And after I finished making the other two drawings, I got to work on this drawing last. Simply because it was the last one out of the 3 I made. And I got to work on this drawing the next week, after I made it. As the other two drawings took me the week to finish. So I'd have to wait until that next week before I could work on this drawing.
And so, I did just that. And in total, this drawing took me about 3 days or so to finish. As that week, my energy & motivation was whacked that week. So I slowly worked on this over time. As there was a lot of coloring to be done on this drawing. Not that the wallpaper or floors where the issue. But the wood grain door, and bathroom cabinet were the most time consuming things to color in this case. I mean heck, even Bert himself was easy to color. But some of the extra details, was what I spent the most time coloring in lol.
But in any case, I got it finished. And for your viewing pleasure, here is the finished result! So as we can see here, it is pretty self explanatory. Just Bert on the toilet lol. But after making this drawing, I'm honestly un-clear as to what's going on here in this scenario. Obviously Bert has a worried look on his face, and he left the bathroom door open lmao. And I don't know where he could be lol. But for the sake of this drawing, I need to come up with something lol.
So I'm going to assume (and ONLY assume) that Bert is at some sort of adult party. As again, he's in his 20's in age. So he was able to take part of a 18+ party of some sort. Who knows if Ralph & Melissa where there. But there were a lot of people drinking, getting drunk, and so on lmao. NOT that Bert was doing that though. As Bert is not really a beer/alcohol drinker. Who truly knows if he was old enough to do that either. But in either case, Bert wasn't there to drink. But to have fun & hang out with others. As he's very social lol.
But then we fast forward into the middle of the night, 90% of everyone was passed out, asleep. The alcohol kicked in, full gear. And everyone was passed the fuck out lmao. On the floor, on chairs or couches, etc lol. However Bert was not only still awake, but he also needed to take a dump lmao. But he felt un-easy using someone else's bathroom. And originally wanted to wait until he got home. But it became clear that he was going to need a toilet sooner, rather than later. So Bert quietly sneaked around, looking for a bathroom. As he had no idea where anything was in the house he was in.
But he then saw a master bedroom (yes I know, ironic. Very similar to one of the other drawings I recently made), that had a bathroom in it. However even though the bathroom had a door, he noticed that there was no lock on it. So what if someone came into the bedroom, and walked in on Bert while he was in there. I mean Bert is the type of guy that could take it lightly & maybe find it funny. But, he would like his privacy too lol.
So Bert then decided to use the bathroom in the master bedroom. But before he closed the bedroom door, he wanted to make sure no one was in the bedroom. And ironically enough, no one made it into the bedroom. No one was in there. So Bert took that opportunity to his advantage. So he quietly & gently closed the bathroom door, and locked it. And he then tip toed over to the bathroom, trying not to make noise. And when he got into the bathroom, he turned on the lights & fan. Only for the fan to make a audible loud noise. Hopefully that didn't wake anyone.
And Bert then opened the lid, and sat down onto the toilet & got seated. And when he pushed, that's when his butt decided enough being quiet, time to be LOUD & PROUD lmao. As what came out, was definitely not quiet lol. And that made Bert feel a little un-easy.......HOPEFULLY no one heard that. But even while trying to be quiet, Bert was able to get his dump out of him. Just a couple slight pushes, trying to slowly get it out. In an attempt to not make much noise. But, it was no use lmao. But after making those pushes, he got everything out of him.
And Bert then sat on the toilet for a couple extra minutes. Just to wait around & see if more had to come out. Or if anyone was going to make a sound. Like footsteps or talking. And sure enough, that's when Bert heard the sound of footsteps coming from someone. Who walked by the bedroom door that Bert locked. And that got Bert a little worried. As he looked over to the wall, hearing the footsteps. Did his toilet break wake up someone.......? Or did they just get up under their own will?
But Bert then decided it was time to get out of there. And he was already pretty much done anyway. So anything more he could have pushed out, would have been a bonus. So Bert then grabbed the TP & wiped his butt. And he then got up off the toilet, and flushed (it was successful, ironically enough). And Bert then washed his hands. And then turned off the lights & fan. And quietly exited the room. And aside from the person he heard walking around, he didn't seem to disturb anyone else. And whoever went walking by, Bert didn't see them.
Alright, story/theory over lol. Sooooo, what do you all think? Again my first time in a while drawing Bert. And overall, I think this drawing came out ok. Not perfect, but pretty decent still. And the front facing pose is always a challenge too, not to mention. But, it worked beautifully in this case. And I couldn't be happier with how that turned out at least. And the rest of the details, I think turned out pretty decent too. And I'm sure you all will like it anyway. So, why judge myself lol. I can be my own worst critic sometimes.
Anyways, I hope you all like it. And thanks for viewing. And that is FINALLY it for now!! I am now all caught up & up to date for now! It is now time to go ahead and get started on all new projects! :3",
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