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The pudgy young shark's eyes lit up with enthusiasm as the car rolled up to the gravel driveway. The cottage was small but had a large wooden shed full of various knickknacks,fishing equipment and of scores Jars filled with various insects. Daniel's uncle was a dedicated bug collector and over the years he accumulated quite an impressive collection. Daniel also started his own personal bug collection and every summer he would try to match his uncles work.The young shark gave his uncle a big hug before heading straight to the shed.\n\n His collection was about half the size but Daniel put pride into his work. Insects often had a very sort lifespan and they both would only display the insects that died of natural causes. The shed was equipped with jars, nets, magnifying glasses, and small enclosures. Danel began to fill his cream colored cargo shorts with various jars and he grabbed a few nets as well. \n\nDaniel headed down the hiking trail to begin his bug collecting adventure.He wandered around the the forest trail. He walked for a few hours only finding a hand full of beetles and other creepy crawlies that he caught multiple times already. A few hours past and all the exercise and exploration began to cause his tummy to rumble and a large pressure to build up in his anus. The amateur entomologist's bowels moved like clockwork at 2 PM every day he would take his daily afternoon dump. His body left out a long dry fart. *pffffftt!* The young shark put his hand on his squishy belly and began to message it hoping to quell his guts for just a few more hours. \n\nDespite his attitude for bug collecting in the outdoors he was a bit of a shy pooper. He didn't really like the idea of taking a dump in the woods and he never used an outhouse before. The thought seemed a little unhygienic to him. So he instead continued for another 15 minutes. *gurgle*He felt the pressure worsen and the idea of pooping seemed to be more and more welcoming as he felt like he was running out of options. Another dry fart came and he was now starting to turtle head. *Daniel put his hand on his butt to help him hold his load in. He groaned in desperation as his knees buckled luckily for him he noticed an old outhouse sitting behind a bunch of bushes near an abandoned shack. \n\nThe shark's desperation started to worsen as he saw the place to relieve himself. He opened the creaky rusty door and entered the toilet. The outhouse was made out of old wood and it looked like it hadn't been used in years the place was covered in a thick layer of dirt from years of neglect and to his surprise this outhouse didn't stink. It smelled a bit like the rest of the forest. The young shark to his surprise found an ideal specimen. He found a huge dock spider crawling around one of the walls. Daniel not wanting to waist this opportunity took out a mason jar and scooped the spider up very carefully. The toilet was fairly high up for him despite Daniel being relatively tall for his age. It was a short climb up onto the ledge he put his new specimen next to him on the ledge and started to quickly unbuckle his pants and pull down his grey boxer shorts witch now had a bit of a skid mark on it. \nHe planted his chubby butt cheeks onto the wooden toilet seat and without a monuments hesitation he relaxed his anus and bladder. A huge log slid out almost instantaneously starting off bumpy but getting smoother as it slithered out of his tail hole. Daniel Blushed as a mixture between relief,pleasure and embarrassment came over him. This was followed by a impressive torrent of pee which jetted out of his foreskin. ahhhhhhh! Daniel said as he adjusted his glasses. \"Hey! little guy don't look at me like that look the other way!\" Daniel said to the spider sitting in the jar he knew that it was an insect incapable of knowing what was happening but he still felt fairly self couscous when it came to going number two. \n\nHi's massive load broke off as several smaller logs slid from his hole making a large pile that shocked him. \"wow! I didn't think I had it in me!\" Daniel let out a sigh of relief as his body must have passed about 5 pounds of shit. His body ended the dump with one extra loud and long fart. Daniel's guts felt much lighter and much better. His pee also ended around the time his fart finished completing the explorers bathroom session. Before wiping he took his time to sit there and observe he new catch. He wiped with some old newspaper found sitting on the left side of the toilet. He buckled his pants and undies back up and headed back to the cottage. \"heh! Man wait tell my uncle sees you my little dock spider.\"", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Daniel's camping trip

It was a warm sunny summer day where Daniel and his family arrived at his uncles cottage. The pudgy young shark's eyes lit up with enthusiasm as the car rolled up to the gravel driveway. The cottage was small but had a large wooden shed full of various knickknacks,fishing equipment and of scores Jars filled with various insects. Daniel's uncle was a dedicated bug collector and over the years he accumulated quite an impressive collection. Daniel also started his own personal bug collection and every summer he would try to match his uncles work.The young shark gave his uncle a big hug before heading straight to the shed.

 His collection was about half the size but Daniel put pride into his work. Insects often had a very sort lifespan and they both would only display the insects that died of natural causes. The shed was equipped with jars, nets, magnifying glasses, and small enclosures. Danel began to fill his cream colored cargo shorts with various jars and he grabbed a few nets as well.

Daniel headed down the hiking trail to begin his bug collecting adventure.He wandered around the the forest trail. He walked for a few hours only finding a hand full of beetles and other creepy crawlies that he caught multiple times already. A few hours past and all the exercise and exploration began to cause his tummy to rumble and a large pressure to build up in his anus. The amateur entomologist's bowels moved like clockwork at 2 PM every day he would take his daily afternoon dump. His body left out a long dry fart. *pffffftt!* The young shark put his hand on his squishy belly and began to message it hoping to quell his guts for just a few more hours.

Despite his attitude for bug collecting in the outdoors he was a bit of a shy pooper. He didn't really like the idea of taking a dump in the woods and he never used an outhouse before. The thought seemed a little unhygienic to him. So he instead continued for another 15 minutes. *gurgle*He felt the pressure worsen and  the idea of pooping seemed to be more and more welcoming as he felt like he was running out of options. Another dry fart came and he was now starting to turtle head. *Daniel put his hand on his butt to help him hold his load in. He groaned in desperation as his knees buckled luckily for him he noticed an old outhouse sitting behind a bunch of bushes near an abandoned shack.

The shark's desperation started to worsen as he saw the place to relieve himself. He opened the creaky rusty door and entered the toilet. The outhouse was made out of old wood and it looked like it hadn't been used in years the place was covered in a thick layer of dirt from years of neglect and to his surprise this outhouse didn't stink. It smelled a bit like the rest of the forest. The young shark to his surprise found an ideal specimen. He found a huge dock spider crawling around one of the walls. Daniel not wanting to waist this opportunity took out a mason jar and scooped the spider up very carefully. The toilet was fairly high up for him despite Daniel being relatively tall for his age. It was a short climb up onto the ledge he put his new specimen next to him on the ledge and started to quickly unbuckle his pants and pull down his grey boxer shorts witch now had a bit of a skid mark on it.
He planted his chubby butt cheeks onto the wooden toilet seat and without a monuments hesitation he relaxed his anus and bladder. A huge log slid out almost instantaneously starting off bumpy but getting smoother as it slithered out of his tail hole. Daniel Blushed as a mixture between relief,pleasure and embarrassment came over him. This was followed by a impressive torrent of pee which jetted out of his foreskin. ahhhhhhh! Daniel said as he adjusted his glasses. "Hey! little guy don't look at me like that look the other way!" Daniel said to the spider sitting in the jar he knew that it was an insect incapable of knowing what was happening but he still felt fairly self couscous when it came to going number two.

Hi's massive load broke off as several smaller logs slid from his hole making a large pile that shocked him. "wow! I didn't think I had it in me!" Daniel let out a sigh of relief as his body must have passed about 5 pounds of shit. His body ended the dump with one extra loud and long fart. Daniel's guts felt much lighter and much better. His pee also ended around the time his fart finished completing the explorers bathroom session. Before wiping he took his time to sit there and observe he new catch. He wiped with some old newspaper found sitting on the left side of the toilet. He buckled his pants and undies back up and headed back to the cottage. "heh! Man wait tell my uncle sees you my little dock spider."", "pools_count": 0, "title": "Daniel's camping trip", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/rtf", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "2", "views": "180" }