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Here at the Doctor's Division we ask ourselves many questions each day. Questions like " Why? " and " Why? " And these questions lead us secondly to question " Why? " Which lead us to develop the next best thing to the household radio: Art! Lots of it! We then decided to combine only the most obvious well choice with the art: Words! Art and words have run in our generations before I was even a young boy. It was with my father and his father, and his father's father. That's why we've decided words and art need to start pulling their weight around here. Paying the bills and stop freeloading.

We decided to hire on only the best and bright minded ad-campaign and strategist we could get our almost bank-rupt hands on. After years of repeated counselation, control groups, we came to the conclusion that all those words and art needed to be free. We fired those guys and hired a new guy instead ( We call him Tom. ) and found the most insightful, inspiring plan. Stealing money. Ingenious until we found out there was a diplomatic retention center for the criminal. ( Send Johnathon's wife a call. We won't be seeing him for most likely 12 years. )

We could not afford free, and stealing was out the question. That's when we got the most brilliant plan of them all. Clients paying us for them to steal from themselves for a picture and words in return.

This is where you come in. You are our clients. It's a simple three step proccess with almost zero hassle!

1. Notify us via note with your request and upon confirmation will demand you to empty your funding into our account via paypal! ( Not a pal we associate with but you will pay. ) The provided prices are located on the above guide.

2. Wait patiently. Take this time to induldge in...whatever it is you non-buisness associated commoners do.

3. Recieve art and words! Success! ( We mean it! There will be at least one letter provided with your picture! ) (( Singular Letter may not be provided ))
 
It's a big hassle but you're worth it! More importantly, your money is worth it and we want it! So here's your chance to give us it!
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