"Don't take them in. They'll only cause trouble."
"You can never trust one kobold, let alone two."
The list of reasons rattled on from my fellow guardsmen after I discovered the two reptiles freezing just outside the town gates. Well, they could all stuff it. This was the most exciting thing to happen on the job since that drunk human flirted with a gnoll in heat; took three of us to pry her off - good times.
The pair were lacking for words the first few days; possibly in some kind of shock. Turned out they were only struck in awe at my appearance and magnitude, being a dragonborn and all - "big dragon man", they eventually got around to calling me, heh. There were no life altering circumstances or damning consequences, as my tavern mates swore there would be; only a bit of excitement added to my otherwise adventure-less life. In fact, it only got better the night I checked the kobolds' shared room.
The twin creatures certainly took me by surprise. I never expected to find them naked and with their heads tucked between each other's legs, nursing identically hard kobold dicks. They were startled by my intrusion at first, but I calmed them with a quiet gesture and took a seat to enjoy the show. Without hesitation, they were back at it, and not much later were they convulsing in bliss and swallowing their rewards. When they both came to, it was with dual realization that their benefactor's pants had been dropped around his ankles and the largest cock they'd ever laid their slit eyes on was begging their attention. I wasn't about to pass up this opportunity.
My humble dwelling wasn't exactly made for three occupants, but you could easily count two kobolds as one person, so we made it work. The scaly pair followed me everywhere as if I was their lord and master, but I was just happy for the company, not to mention the way each day began and every night ended; with hot scaly sex. And what king doesn't give back to his subjects now and again? Besides, kobold cum isn't half bad; having a shivering little body humping your maw is almost just as good.
Yea, my work chums couldn't have been more wrong. Life is definitely better with kobolds in the mix.
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Another of many commissions done by
\n\t\t\t\t\tjim-medic-dudeYea, I know that dragonborn don't normally have tails and he didn't in the early sketches, but I didn't notice when it was added in the final product. Oh well, he's special! Also, you can never have enough kobolds.