(S) Before we get started on this, as this is a review, this does not reflect on things I have actually done at The Heavenly Nine. This mostly reflects on one game universe I decided to muttle into because...

(K) Even we don't know why we are doing this. Our main rule about this was it shouldn't affect us badly.

(M) Despite that Shade did get drugged with something that made her aggressively horny.

(K) It didn't involve dolphins did it?

(S) If I knew what the drug was I would tell you. I even went to Stacy about it and because it is not from this universe, she could not tell me what it was made of. Moral of this dumb story, don't mess with interdimensional travel. It's a bigger mess than you want to believe.

(M) So what game universe did you fuck with this time?

(S) One I found a long while ago that is still a favorite of mine. Though what it translates into is called Flying Princess Inter Breed.

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(S) Look, I don't name these things. I just play them. Now, from where I was, I will say that I screwed with both sides. Which is being the monster girls and the monsters themselves, with some special modifications I did to the monsters. Many of them were not happy about it. The one thing I will say first off, the elements.

There are five that were involved. Earth, Fire, Water, Light, and Darkness.

(K) And each one had their different feel to them, correct?

(S) Universal actually. Fire was obviously hot and steamy. Earth elementals were more tight gripped. Water elementals are squirters. Dark elementals like it rough. And Light elementals are very sensitive. Pregnancy means nothing as for some strange reason, they breed and it is almost instantaneous.

(K) I already hate where this is going.

(S) Don't worry, there is a reason behind it. Does it make sense, not exactly. Basic rundown on the impregnation sequence is becauae of internal spacial distortion.

(M) Sweetie you are already losing me. You're telling us that their vaginas are like wormholes?

(S) Dumbing it down like that is spot on.

(M) Wow. I need a drink for this one. I'll be back.

(K) Nothing heavy Melissa. Remember, you're suppose to take it easy.

(S) Crack open one of the rose colas if you have to. Those are pretty good.

(M) Does that one even taste like roses?

(S) Actually tastes like a nuka cherry.

(M) ...forget the cider I was gonna crack open then. I'll give that a go.

(S) While we wait for Mel to get back. Easiest way for me to say is that all the monsters and monster girls are above the legal age. Furthermore there were some humans involved, but I ended up destorying a few kingdoms due to reasons I will not disclose.

(K) Given that it involves humans, I can already tell what happened.

(S) So far there were only eighteen monster girls I screwed around with. The monsters, I screwed with some of them, but attacked many other ones. Two of the more difficult ones for me to have sex with were the drider and bezelzabud. Not because of my phobia, but more that it was hard to hold onto them because of their thorax.

(K) So under the influence of this drug, not only were you plowing them without consent, what was you cum output?

(S) Ugh... with the drug in effect? Enough to cover an entire bukkake singlehandedly.

(K) Then it is banned.

(S) Trust me, I have no intention in using it again. I prefer my sweet time with Melissa as is without a supernatural substance pumped into me.

(M) Supernatural what?

(S) Don't worry about it. Let's jump right in to the first set.

Slime/Slime Girls

(S) Monster first then monster girl.

(M) Starting off with the slimes. Now you two did a documentary about slimes before, haven't you?

(K) We did, though slime can be very adaptable in reproduction.

(S) She's right. Doesn't matter what gender they are, or what they are made of. So long as semen hits the core they are able to reproduce. So fairly simple with these ones on both sides. Hard to hold onto because they are literally living blobs of water.

Hornet/Honey Bee Girls

(S) Next up are hornets and bee girls. The monsters themselves... I forgot to mention that they are huge. They are the size of my computer desk in here.

(M) Jeez... I know a few people who don't want to see a hornet that big.

(K) Pretty sure any of these creatures that are suppose to be much much smaller would be worrying to look at if they are three feet by six foot.

(S) I tried with the monsters, they are definitely more frantic to get ahold of than expected. I gave up after getting tricked into diving off a cliff into a lake.

(K) They are that smart?

(S) Someone was giving commands to them, and it worked. Who? They should count their blessings I never found out.

Now the monster girl. Similar thing about being a bit hard to grapple, but that's because they are a little agile and carry spears with them. Though with the enhancements I had, I got the upper hand fast and took down an entire hive. Multiple queens were made that month.

(K) Month. How big was this hive?

(S) Bigger than I thought. It's always surprising how some building, the same for vehicles, look small on the outside. Yet they can have spacious amount of room on the inside.

Falcon/Harpy

(M) After what happened with Gilda, I can already take a guess what you did with these harpies.

(S) After getting shot with arrows, yes. Plowed them into the ground after getting close enough. And the falcons were no different after I swapped their genders. Except instead of firing arrows at me, they dive bombed me.

Fenrir/Carbuncle

(K) We already know this answer, don't we?

(S) That I am a basic bitch when it comes to canine anatomy and plowed both male and female versions of each side? Yes. The Carbuncles were at least eager to see how my magic worked and allowed me to gender swap some of them. I had plenty of fun with them. The Fenrir, almost bo different than the direwolves if I am being honest.

Orc/Orc Girl

(S) Only forced myself upon a few orc girls and that's it.

(K) Not a fan of them?

(S) Not these ones. Nice as some of them have been, I don't like most orcs.

(M) Were they aware of what you were on?

(S) They did. Which was why some of the males let me have my way with the monster girls.

(K) Then this isn't the first time they have seen this. Strange.

(S) Their whole dimension is strange.

Spider/Arachne

(S) Only one of each type of arachne I gave a shot with. That's it.

(M) How many fires did you start?

(S) Four....

(K) Shade.

(S) Alright. I started twenty-seven fires.

Tentacles/Dryad

(S) The tentacles annoyed me. Part of the reason why there were so many fires started by me.

(K) You know, now that I think of it. You should be considered lucky that the dryads we have met before don't flat out hate you right off the bat.

(S) You say that, but these ones did.

(M) Not surprising.

(S) All of them were tight. Possibly because of size differences as I did tower over them by two feet.

(K) They were that small? The most of the ones we met were the same height.

(S) Despite me being in a lustful rage, I did ask them that. It's based on the vegetation and how much control they had over their lands. Given that they came out from a recent conflict, many dryads were new to tending to the lands.

(M) Hey, maybe your magic help improved their abilities.

(S) I say it did.

Kraken/Kraken Girls

(S) The monsters. I fucked some I turned female, but ate some of the others.

(K) Why?

(S) How can I pass up giant calamari? Plus it's been a while since I had squid anyhow. I forgot how delicious the texture was.

(M) What did the monster girl version think of that?

(S) Cannibalism is more common in some places than you think for some species.

(M) ....noted.

(S) The kraken girls were fiesty. Wrestling them down was difficult because of the tentacles they have. We know about the suction cups with squids and octopi. Once they have grip, it's hard to get them off. The same can be said when I found the real masochistic ones who loved getting railed by me.

Sahuagin/Mermaid

(S) So.... Sahuagins in this dimension apparently take the form of a dinosaur.

(M) Excuse me?

(K) We have local sahuagin by the beach. Last I checked they were a variation of merfolk that hang around deeper ends of the sea.

(S) Who knows? Maybe it was a different form depending on the age.

(K) Should we fact check this with the ones in our dimension?

(S) If you want to. How I managed to get through with them is power thrusting with my mystic cock. Not easy to grapple since they are huge. The monster girls that decend from them are the mermaids.

(M) So fucking a fish. So does their pussy feel slimy because it is on the fish half of their body?

(K) I doubt it wouldn't be that much different than regular genitalia from humans.

(S) Yes and no to both of you. It really varies on their own genetics. I've had my cock fondled by some tentacle pussy before with them. It's weird, but also very stimulating.

Apophis/Lamia

(S) Apophis, aka the snakes.

(M) Coiled hard eh?

(S) Very hard. I've mated with my fair share of snakes and nagas to understand how this goes. The Lamia were no different, except these lamia don't have arms.

(K) No arms? But they still had a grip on you with their body.

(S) They did. These ones are weird because instead of arms, they have legs.

(M) Should be good enough for you then because you like feet.

(S) Case in point, yeah. They are very ambidextrous with their feet.

(K) This means your track record with scalies is getting bigger.

(S) When isn't it? Besides canines, scalies are on par with how many I have had sex with.

Bat/Succubus

(S) At first, I thought I was going to have to be gentle with the bats. Nope! The fuckers can shapeshift to a were-bat forme for sexual purposes that are human like. Boy did I turn the tables on them when I turned some of them female.

(K) And the monster girls that and decended from them are succubi... you sure they weren't incubi?

(S) Maybe? Those bats didn't look demon like.

(M) Sounds demon like to me in their were-bat forme.

(S) Well I didn't like getting carried away by some of them. Upside down sex isn't exactly my favorite.

(K) Given your track record of passing out when upside down, that must have been hell.

(S) It was. And for the succubi, well they are obvious. There succubi, what more is needed to say about them?

Bicorn/Centauress

(S) Since both of these were horse related, had to bust out my mystic cock to gain some ground in plowing them hard. The Bicorn were not very willing in having me mount them instead of them mounting me. After a bit of a beatdown I managed to get a herd of them.

The centauress were similar in a way as they are a proud species. Plenty of arrows shot at me in retaliation.

(K) It's a wonder how an army hadn't bothered taking you down.

(S) Oh they did. Three times.

(K) Of course.

(S) In my defense, their queen is a bit lazy and insanely crafty. She let me do this so they can corner me easily.

(K) Where did they corner you?

(S) In the middle of the forest after my assault on the Alraune. The first army that intercepted me was the forest elemental human. The second was the fire elemental and her light elemental mother. The last was the queen herself and her servant. Water and dark elementals respectively.

But I'll get to them in a bit. Right now we need to tackle on the hybrids.

(M) Oh? Hybrid monsters you say?

(S) These ones are born due to certain monsters and monster girls mixing genetics together. Again, while that is how that works, their dimension is strange where it changes them completely.

(K) This is starting to give me a headache.

(S) Should we stop for now? Even though we have just six left.

(K) Let's finish it off. You got six monster girls left and then explaining the army you fought.

Scylla

(S) First up on the hybrid list is Scylla. Canine yes, even gave them canine cocks myself. The other part of their anatomy is their tentacle tails. These girls are fast and very ambidextrous with their tails. Strong enough to hold a claymore and cleave a stone wall in half. Breeding them became more of a fight on who was dominating who. If we didn't know better, I'd say they were like me.

(K) I don't see tentacle tails on you, so no. Cause then I would have tentacles as well and I don't know how I feel about that.

Siren

(S) Next up, the Siren.

(M) Uh... aren't those dangerous?

(S) With the fact that they have the tendency to drown their victims, yes. And I'm saying this for these ones in particular. The elements definitely matter with these ones on how sadistic they get. Water Sirens are basic, drowning you by normal means. Earth Elemental Sirens drown you to return your life force to the planet. Fire Elemental Sirens... they step it up and try to boil you cause they want to eat you.

(M) Yeesh. That's... morbid.

(S) The Light Elemental Sirens drown their victims in order to cleanse them for the afterlife. The Dark Elemental Sirens. They like making you suffer when drowning.

(K) This is just disturbing. And they get joy out of it?

(S) The Dark ones do. Not sure about the rest. I made my assault a bit more personal against them. By making it ironic.

(K) Was it by choking them?

(S) Yes. Both by my hands and forcing them to take my cock deep in their throats. I did go a bit far and did cause some of them to pass out.

(K) It sounds fair considering they drown their victims. And this is coming from me agreeing with you sexually assaulting others like this. Something I haven't done since The Heavenly Nine.

(S) Even with me fucking their unconcious bodies?

(K) Sis, I've seen you do that enough as is.

(M) Didn't you also fuck a zombie before?

(S) A zombie? No. Ghosts? Yes.

Lilith

(S) Ah yes. These little bitches. They are basically the same as the succubi, but much much more sexually intentive because of their bodies.

(M) What do you mean by that?

(K) Loli content?

(M) Oh.... yeah, that'll do it.

(S) Yep. And to say that their slimes, honey bees, and dryads also follow this trend. Doesn't stop either side from mating.

Bicorn Girl

(S) More aggressive versions of the centauress. Had to set up ambush tactics of my own to get my hands on these girls. Some of the tightess grips I have had on my cock. Even with me pulling out, I was nutting hard.

(M) Like squeezing one of those yogurt tubes?

(K) Not gonna lie, it sounds satisfying.

(S) It felt satisfying. But again, I was under the influence of drugs.

(K) Now that I think about it, you must have been thirsty after having that much semen ejected out of you.

(S) Big time. I'd say I am public enemy number one there because not only did I terrorize the population, stole some supplies for food and water, burned some places down, and impregnated over half of the continent.

(K) Hopefully they don't come to this dimension to get you.

(S) I doubt it.

Beelzebub

(S) Beelzebub, the other arachnid related on that I spent little time with. These girls weren't half bad, just reclusive.

(M) You said something about the thorax being in the way.

(S) Yeah, it's decently big to where it is an awkward carry position. Like with the Arachne, I managed to spend time breeding one of each elemental.

Alraune

(S) And now the final one before I took on the humans. Alraune were more of a busty milfy version of the Dryads. Still angry with me for the fires. They did try to snare me and attempt using some sort of aroma to control me. That backfired horribly because it did something to the drugs in my system that amplified it more and I ravaged the forest of any creature in sight. Transformed any males into females and just plowed them into the ground.

(K) Could be possibly that they had some influence with the drugs then?

(S) Possibly. And this began the process of their attack as their armies closed in around the forest and had me surrounded. The first was the earth elemental one. A wild child she was, but a bit empty headed for some things. Which is what I used as an advatage to catch her off guard and took her down swiftly before her team of hunters could come close to launch a full salvo at me.

It's extremely rare for me to say this, but I want that human.

(K) ....Are you sick?

(S) Wha-- Kit, I'm not sick. Stop feeling my forehead.

(M) Shade, it's understandable on her reaction. You hate humans with a passion.

(S) I know, it's very odd and concerning for me to say something like that. But here me out. This girl was raised in the wilds on her own with the wildlife.

(K) Okay. I can see why. Natural smell and nature?

(S) On how she reminded me of us when we were kids, yeah. I'm willing to let her slide in on being okay in my book. Plus after accepting defeat, she was a good lay and we even played a few games before the second attack began.

(M) Which was a mother and daughter from what you said earlier?

(S) Yep. A hot head and a sadist. It turned into a more on stalemate before I got behind their lines and assaulted the mother first. Her voice wasn't of concern, but more of a cold vicious taste behind that warm smile she had. Because after I took her down, her daughter got more ferocious and doubled down on her attacks. It took me forever to bring her down before striking down a fortress that her troops positioned themselves in.

Though, I did do them a bit of a favor. After I ravaged and raped them, I heard the daughter saying that she is going to make me regret everything. It took a bit of prying into their lives to get them to explain things, turns out she wasn't speaking to me directly. She was having a bit of a flashback to where the townsfolk had turned against her and her mother.

Now it is hypocritical of me to do this because I did rape them as well, but it is a mixed bag with me on the action and term.

(M) Taking a wild guess, did you destroy their town?

(S) City grounds to be more accurate. While the sadistic mother had dealt a fair deal of punishment against the men of the town herself by forcing them to orgasm endlessly against their will, I went further by finding them, transforming them to women, and raped them in return. I even dragged those two along to not only watch, but I even gave them both cocks to exact more revenge on the townsfolk for their actions. The hot head took it very personally as she went ballistic on the men that I turned into women.

Last that came to be was the queen herself. Her forces were vicious and hard to out maneuver and get an upper hand. There was one thing that was a major issue to deal with, and that was her maid. The problem with her was that she was possessed by an oni.

(K) That doesn't sound good. People possessed by them tend to go unstable.

(S) And she did after a few hours when she started acting funny. I had to go into my nine tailed forme to deal with her. Once she was down and unconcious for me to restrain her and sedate her with some medication to nullify her abilities, I turned my attention to the queen. She fought back hard and stood her ground, but was buying time for her sister to come in with reinforcements.

Her sister brought in some elite forces to strike but this was where I played my own tricks hard. Using illusions helped me divert the back attack into different directions that allowed me to make a hole and attack the sisters. This took much longer than it should have, even with me diverting them.

In the end, they were the last three to take down and I gave them a rough time in bed. The maid I had to be careful on because of the oni she had residing inside her, just in case she went berserk.

(K) So how did you manage to get back home?

(S) The queen had something inside her castle that helped with that. Spent a week screwing around with it before getting it to resonate and open a wormhole that pulled me in.

(K) And that was when we heard about you being found in the middle of a lake with some of the trinkets you stole from them.

(S) Yep. And this lead up to this a few months later.

(M) How did you end up in their world again?

(S) Something that damn witch wanted me to do went awry and I got transported to their dimension on accident. I must have missed a step or two if it ended up sending me to a new dimension instead of fast traveling to one of the mountain villages in Druisalle.

(K) And why did she want to fast travel there? Can't she fly on a broom?

(S) She wanted something faster and more discreet. Either way, it did something else and here we are with this.

(M) And I say this is one of the dumbest things we have made.

(S) Which is why this isn't canon and is just for fun, because... sex. I don't even know anymore.

(K) Let's consider it done and let's go. We need to get to other stuff.