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Apologies in advance of Kitsuno being a bit moody, she's been having a rough month.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "We return with another review. Apologies in advance of Kitsuno being a bit moody, she's been having a rough month.", "writing": "(S) And we are back with this. I'm starting to get into this a bit after the last one.\n\n(K) Sis I think you're just in denial right now. You still have over five hundred to go.\n\n(S) Oh I know. But at least some of these have been fun to do. And we at least won't have any more Wailord situations.\n\n(L) I read that section of the review. Where haven't you been at this rate?\n\n(S) Well, the ones that hang around in space is one I guess. I have no real way to get out there.\n\n(K) Before we go on too far, we should do the intro to this review.\n\n(S) Right. Hello and welcome everyone. We move on to the Sinnoh region for more reviews that I have on the Pokémon for smash or pass. Or at this rate, whatever tales that I have to share.\n\n(L) Melissa unfortunately will not be joining us this time as she is held up at the moment with Ms. Crestfield.\n\n(K) So in the meantime, Liam and I will be joining for commentary extras. So without further ado, let us begin.\n\n387-389\nTurtwig/Grotle/Torterra\n\n(S) Okay, so I am starting off saying I have had sex with a female Torterra. Mainly me laying on my back and having her ride me how she wanted to as there wasn't any other better way to do so. Main reason is because of the tree.\n\n(L) I was meaning to ask if that tree was part of them or just decoration.\n\n(S) For ranking my sexual moment with her, it's on par with the Aggron I had sex with before. Now onto the rest of the description. These three are some of the most laid back and easy going Pokémon to have around. Half the time you usually see them sunbathing to get all that natural sunlight into them, or they are moving around surveying the land to spot the nearest natural water source. Even more so, Grotle and Torterra don't mind much if you hitch a ride on them. Well, Grotle might, depending on how big you are.\n\n(L) Just like that? You can climb up on top of them and ride them wherever they go?\n\n(S) Pretty much. Grotle also can have nuts grow on their backs and they are completely edible. The same with Torterra, but they can also have berries grow too.\n\n(L) And what about Turtwig?\n\n(S) I've carried a few on my head before. They get a free ride and I get a sunhat for the journey. Like I said, easy going and simple to hang around.\n\n390-392\nChimchar/Monferno/Infernape\n\n(S) Now these Pokémon are a different story.\n\n(K) After the incident with Aipom and some other monkeys, I know you don't look fondly towards apes.\n\n(S) I'm not sure if its because of the correlation towards humans or something, but it is how it is. Nothing to work around it. Hell, I'm not that fond of Monferno or Infernape that much either. Likewise with Torterra, I've only had sex with one female. The same one in fact as she had a bone to pick with me.\n\n(L) Someone decided to pick a fight with you? Oh boy, the poor woman didn't know who you were then.\n\n(S) Not like she would have cared in the beginning. She was a hot head as a Monferno, and an even bigger hot head as an Infernape. And this was at the local gym too.\n\n(K) How many fights are you going to get into outside of work?\n\n(S) When will people learn not to mouth off at me and treat me like a normal person instead of a living legend or I don't know... not be a jackass?\n\n(K) Valid point. Ever since people found out, some have been really testing their limits towards you.\n\n(S) Which is why our house is nowhere near the city this time. Our neighbors are enough as is and I don't want to put out more restraining orders.\n\n(L) Wait, you have to put those out on them? Shouldn't it be the other way around?\n\n(S) I'll get that in a bit hun, and I have a very valid reason why. Now, back to the hothead. She basically was throwing a fit towards me on how someone as slutty as I am was allowed in the gym.\n\n(L) Oh no.\n\n(S) Those that knew me as a regular either tried to defend me from her outlandish insults or stayed quiet because they wanted no part of it. Which, good take on their front cause it meant she left them alone.\n\nWhat broke the straw was when saw the scars on my back.\n\n(K) She didn't...\n\n(S) She did. Slapped me right on it. Now before you start getting viciously angry about it Kit, I already took care of her from that. Especially after beating some sense into her.\n\nThe moment her hand made contact with it and some of the others saw me fall onto my knees, they immediately put up what they were doing and cleared the room. The moment she noticed she was alone with me, she knew she fucked up. She barely had enough time to react before I backhand her in the chest and started chasing her. Regardless of her tail burning, I grabbed it and yanked strong to force her onto the floor and dragged her to the boxing room.\n\nShe wanted to push limits, so here it goes. I told the owner that the boxing room is to not be disturbed. He knew why as he heard from one of the others. And I know what most of you are thinking, \"Oh she just beat the living hell out of her and roughly fucked her or a combination of the two.\" That came after the rematch when she evolved into an Infernape. As a Monferno, I fucked with her by forcing her to fight me in my nine tailed forme.\n\n(L) That seems a bit overkill, don't you think?\n\n(S) If I was out for blood, yes. Kit. Calm down. I can see you seething.\n\n(K) Wha... am I?\n\n(S) Yes. I'm the hothead here and I can tell you are getting angry. Stop overthinking what could have happened please. I'm fine.\n\n(L) Should we take a small break?\n\n(S) If you need to. I'll keep going.\n\n.......\n\n(S) Sorry about that, Kit still has nightmares after the incident. We're working on getting her a proper therapist. I'll continue on while those two take a breather.\n\nWhat I ended up doing what use my illusions to screw with her. She may have been mouthy and itching to fight me, okay maybe not fully on that part, but I wasn't going to attack attack her. I merely played a lot of mind games with her in forcing her to think on who is the real one. Everytime she guessed wrong, she got a flurry of punches directed at her. I made most of my illusions miss on purpose as I can still take cheap shots with them.\n\nIt took over half an hour to wear her down and for her to realize I wasn't in the ring at all. She cursed me out of course but I gave her a bit of a life lesson to not irritate the wrong people. I was hoping it stayed with her.\n\nIt.... kinda did. She came back a few years later after getting kicked out temporarily because of that. She had changed a bit since then but her attitude seemed to stay where it was. Especially towards me as the moment she saw me lifting weights she immediately drew towards me and started to antagonize again.\n\nShe did apologize though for hitting me as she hadn't realize how recent that wound was. While it is still there to this day, it only hurts if some real force is applied to it. Which is why I can't deadlift much these days. I'm not indestructible after all.\n\nOne thing lead to another with her basically still believing that I had no place to be in the gym with my status. To put her money where her mouth was, I challenged her to a rematch in the boxing ring. She accepted on one condition. And that was to fight her for real. Thanks to my little encounter with Rubber Rhonda and her boys, I took some boxing methods a little more seriously.\n\nThe fight was actually an even score on the both of us. We did have to call it off after I made a wrong move and twisted my back, leading her to punching the scar. That left me down longer than it should have and we just considered her the winner for that.\n\nAfter that day I felt like doing some digging around about her. Ill tempered, foul mouthed, judgemental, and willing to pick fights. Turns out she wasn't upset at me. Just at the world because she had lost someone and was having a difficult time getting over it.\n\nI'm not going to bring up the full story because it is very personal towards her, so we will leave it as that. Going to the gym was one way of her blowing off steam to keep her mind off it. The only reason she started getting vicious towards me specifically was because I reminded her of him. How and why? Well after I managed to get her in bed with me and plowed her stupid until she tapped out, she told me that, aside from my tits, I reminded her of him with how I work out.\n\nI'm not sure how that makes sense, but if that is her way of saying it, I'll just roll with it. Some people find excuses to either cope or not cope with some things they either don't want to accept or talk about. I'm just hoping Kitsuno doesn't end up the same way.\n\nI still keep in contact with her by the way, she's still a hothead, but she's calmed down a bit.\n\n393-395\nPiplup/Prinplup/Empoleon\n\n(S) Veronica? Is she gonna be okay?\n\n(V) Liam took her out for a walk and she's calmed down a bit. Give her a few moments and she'll be back in.\n\n(S) Alrighty, thank you.\n\nI'll go ahead and top off with the starters. And we are working onto the lone wolves, or in this case, lone penguins. They all have the tendency to be alone and not need assistance from others. It's honestly a surprise that Empoleon have small groups with a leader. Once Piplup reaches a certain age, they tend to stray away from home to find a place on their own. Granted, not all are like this, just most of what I have seen.\n\nMost of what I can say is that these Pokémon, with their lone wolf attitudes, tend to forget that others exist and that they aren't the most important one around. If these mons were of a royal lineage, I'd say they are screwed.\n\n(K) Royal lineage? What are you talking about?\n\n(S) Welcome back, feeling any better sis?\n\n(K) Yeah, sorry Shade. I honestly didn't realize I was close to snapping.\n\n(S) Tell you what sis, after we are done with this review, how about you and I go fishing? Just like back when we were kids.\n\n(K) Fish does sound delicious right now.\n\n(S) Where's Liam by the way?\n\n(K) He's making some tea right now for us.\n\n(S) Okay. Now, for the royal lineage thing. I was referring to how Prinplup have the \"I'm the most important person\" attitude and how they think others are below them a bit. To where I say is bad and potential screws them out a bit with being around others besides their own species.\n\nEmpoleon tend to be a bit cold themselves to strangers as well. I did get one to open up to me, but he wasn't all up to saying how things are along his tribe. He did however have plenty of trinkets I brought back.\n\n(K) Trinkets... I don't remember you bringing back anything that out of place.\n\n(S) Yes you do. It's those fossils I brought back remember?\n\n(K) Oh! I honestly forgot about those.\n\n(S) Yep. If we need to ourselves, we can head back to their location and barter some more. He had more than just fossils.\n\n(K) As long as things go okay.\n\n(S) Trust me, they keep to themselves, but the shopkeep was decent. Now, for the smash or pass deal. I'd give them a shot. Plus, if the Empoleon I screw with is a royal, I'd like to see how that plays out.\n\n396-398\nStarly/Staravia/Staraptor\n\n(S) If biker gangs had wings, that's Staravia. Think more on the turf wars we did, but they just target each other instead of the entire territory.\n\n(L) What about Starly?\n\n(K) I remember being around some. They look cute, but good lord their singing.\n\n(S) Yeah, they do not sing that well. Hard to say if they do it on purpose or not.\n\n(L) I'll keep that in mind. So, what's your thoughts on Staraptor then?\n\n(S) Another lone wolf. I do owe one as he did pull me out of a sinkhole. It was a surprise to everyone in the vicinity of it too as it was just unexpected. Not a bad guy himself either, just rough around the feathers.\n\nThey do have a bit of a masochism streak with sex though. Both males and females like going in rough and taking it rough, so I had to get forceful myself. He may have thrusted hard on me, but I think I rode him harder. The female Staraptor was just gripping tightly as she was really into how I had a tight grip on her body and plowing her like I was trying to sow a field.\n\n(L) That sounds... invigorating?\n\n(K) Almost sounds like what we use to do back at the brothel.\n\n(S) With how some people like it rough, you can say that.\n\n399-400\nBidoof/Bibarel\n\n(S) Bidoof is... Bidoof. I don't really got anything on them. Bibarel is the same way. Just... eh?\n\n(K) Not even going into the memes of Bidoof either?\n\n(S) Why?\n\n401-402\nKricketot/Kricketune\n\n(S) Not that big on musicals. Sorry. Politoad was enough.\n\n403-405\nShinx/Luxio/Luxray\n\n(S) Glow cats~\n\n(L) Glow cats?\n\n(K) How bright do they glow cause I've heard about Shinx and that they can get pretty bright under certain situations.\n\n(S) If I am to be fair, I did go to a rave party with some Shinx. I'm sure you remember me coming home plastered with paint.\n\n(K) Oh yeah, I do remember that. That stuff did not come out of your fur easily.\n\n(S) No it did not. At least it wasn't glowstick stuff. That would have been worse.\n\n(K) You would have needed to go to the hospital if that was the case.\n\n(S) Bottom line for Shinx, I had fun with them at the rave. I remember painting some others in both ways.\n\n(L) Hopefully your \"paint\" didn't cause some unwanted side effects besides pregnancy.\n\n(S) Aside from being secondary paint, nothing out of the ordinary. Now we should move on to Luxio and Luxray. And a thing to add on with Shinx, not big on the males due to barbed penises. I'm a bit of a masochist myself, but even that doesn't tickle my insides.\n\n(L) Scrapped your insides more like it.\n\n(S) Liam, you have no idea...\n\n(L) I am well aware as I did have to do some anatomy inspections on some fellow mages after a little... incident with a summoned creature.\n\n(K) Was it an elemental?\n\n(L) Let's just say yes and leave it at that.\n\n(S) Luxio, while on the rave craze from time to time, do have a bit of a temperment. They also are tended for hire amongst certain forces due to their ability to generate enough electricity in their claws to signify a tazer. I know how it feels as I may have pissed a few off and got the brunt of it myself. Long story short for a smash review, met one, pissed her off, got zapped, woke up to her asleep on me, found out she had sex with my unconcious body, had sex with her while conscious, then went out to eat together.\n\n(L) I'm not even sure how to react to this. How often does this happen?\n\n(K) Honey, remember. Shade's been hypnotized before. Those instances are some of the more dangerous ones compared to her getting knocked out.\n\n(S) I'd say drugged but uh....\n\n(K) I wasn't gonna go there. They're both still banned from being anywhere near our house.\n\n(S) Moving on to Luxray. The more dangerous and territorial of the group. Don't even bother hiding, they cheat with their hypersensitive vision.\n\n(L) How is it cheating?\n\n(S) They basically have x-ray vision. You can't hide anywhere at all as they will see you. I'm not sure if it is like heat signature vision, outlines of your body, or even a silhouette of your body. I've only met one and he was extremely hostile on me invading his home. As much as I would have sex with a Luxray, it's probably gonna have to be one that I am friends with when they are a Shinx or Luxio. Finding one out in the open is a no go as I can't even use illusions.\n\n(K) Wait really? They can see through that?\n\n(S) Yep. No hiding whatsoever. They know I'm there and which one is the real me.\n\n406-407\nBudew/Roserade\n\n(S) Remember to take proper care of Budew, and to be careful if you have allergies. Cute as they may be, they do have a lot of pollen in their buds.\n\n(L) They do resemble seedlings, so it makes sense.\n\n(K) Correct me if I am wrong, but don't they evolve into Roselia?\n\n(S) They do, but I already went over Roselia in the Hoenn review. My word still stand by what I said then. Next up after Roselia is Roserade however. I've danced with a few during my initial encounters with them. Don't be fooled by their mystique appearance as they tend to lash out with thorn whips when taking on others.\n\n(L) Sounds similar to some dryads I have met.\n\n(K) Not to mention the one mimic you got brainwashed by.\n\n(S) In my defense on how this happened, they did lure me in because of the sweet scent they were emitting from their roses. Pollen is one thing, but if it doesn't affect me horridly and gives off a pleasant aromatic smell, then I'm intrigued.\n\n(K) For those wondering, I'm not even mad at this. I was more concerned earlier because of the actual scar strike on my sister. This, to say that she has been lured by the scent of something sweet has caused a lot of issues from time to time during our journey.\n\n(S) It's not my fault Penelope made some amazing baked goods.\n\n(K) Let's not forget when you stumbled across someone's picnic and took a roll of summer sausage from them.\n\n(S) Hey, maybe they shouldn't have left it out in the open to go do something else. Who fishes when having a picnic and leaves their food out in the open like that?\n\nBack to Roserade. Once I beat them at their own dance and got the upper hand on them, I had my little fun with them. Similar tastes to Roselia when tonguing them down, just a bit more ripe on freshness. If that makes sense.\n\n408-409\nCranidos/Rampardos\n\n(K) Onto the fossils, this early on in the dex?\n\n(S) The first gym leader in the game series uses Cranidos actually. You don't gain access to fossils until after you reach Eterna City where you can get the kit to go underground to start digging for miscellaneous stuff. Including fossils. But yeah, this early on in the dex entries.\n\n(L) Says here that they headbutt everything.\n\n(S) Yeah.... these two fossil mons aren't that bright. Don't get me wrong, they can comprehend sentences and such, but true to their nature they do use their heads for almost everything. I've seen a Rampardos smash open large geodes for a living.\n\n(K) This is more of a Melissa question to ask, but are they good at giving head?\n\n(S) Shockingly, yes.\n\n(K) Well that's not where I thought that was gonna go.\n\n(L) You and me both.\n\n(S) I'm as shocked as you two, but it's true. They give some pretty good head. Not that bad in bed either for both males and females. Just... be prepared to cover any damages that happens if they top.\n\n410-411\nShieldon/Bastiodon\n\n(S) Onto the next fossil Pokémon.\n\n(L) I actually like to look of Shieldon. They look cute.\n\n(S) And they are. They do have the tendency to rub against a lot of things to polish their face. Mostly trees. Now for Bastiodon, they may look scary, but they are completely peaceful. They only get on the defensive side when protecting their children.\n\n(K) They look vulnerable from behind though...\n\n(S) Sadly, yes. Back attacks are the bane of their defensive lines as they are not able to counter fast enough. I've helped a few out actually. It was to help them migrate from one section of land to another. I was more on rear guard as they had the front covered.\n\n(K) Where was this at? We could have helped you with this.\n\n(S) Nah, it wasn't that big of a deal. Plus, my presence was enough to was some others off. It wasn't that big of a group to begin with. More around twenty of each.\n\n(L) That still sounds like a lot.\n\n(S) Not unless you go with a V formation. The Shieldon stayed in the center and I covered the rear. Anything that tried anything funny got caught by me and was instantly punted away. In the end, I stayed with the group for a few days to make sure they got settled right, had fun with a few females, then said my goodbyes and wished them well at their new location.\n\n(K) Do they not stay in the same place for long?\n\n(S) This group didn't. They were more on sight seeing and tasting the land as is. Some just like to prey on them from behind is all.\n\n(L) So what's going to happen the next time they migrate?\n\n(S) They have told me stories that someone accompanies them each time. I'm not the first nor will I be the last. It's a weird thing that they have going on, but they don't mind.\n\n(K) It would be nice to see more of this kind of gesture towards helping others. Well, maybe not the sex part.\n\n(S) They don't mind that either.\n\n(K) I was referring to anyone else Shade.\n\n412-414\nBurmy/Wormadam/Mothim\n\n(L) Uh... bagworms?\n\n(S) Nope. Not even the moth. Cute, but no.\n\n415-416\nCombee/Vespiquen\n\n(S) Ah yes. I got a story about this one.\n\n(K) This seems familiar...\n\n(S) Maybe it does, but not the same situation. This is one of the few instances where I have defiled royalty though.\n\n(L) Not sure how much a lineage from a hive would count to the outside world.\n\n(S) It counts to them, so technically yes. I impregnated a queen. And let me tell you, Vespiquen can be utter sluts when need to be.\n\n(K) We can only assume this is your doing?\n\n(S) No, she told me herself. I got hired as outside patrol to keep Heracross from breaking into the hive to suck down their honey supply without paying. Also known as stealing it to use for their own fun besides eating. Molesting or getting the chance to fuck the queen is a bonus if they are able to.\n\n(L) That sounds abhorrent. Why would they go that far for some honey?\n\n(S) It's like an addiction. Can't stave it off for too long before you start wanting more. And I have found it quite hard to keep track on Heracross when they try breaking in. If I didn't have some Combee assisting me, I'm sure a few would have made their way inside.\n\nThis queen thanked me for aiding and in return for the month I worked under her command, I spent a week repopulating the hive. And here I though Heracross used honey for sexual pleasure. Vespiquen step it up quite a bit. Never have I felt so sticky in my life after having a honey bath.\n\n(K) I feel like I need a bath just listening to this.\n\n(S) So do I. And I'm the one retelling this.\n\n417\nPachirisu\n\n(L) Onto a less sticky situation. Let's move onto this cute little one.\n\n(S) They may be cute, but they tend to get nibbly. Plus they like rubbing their cheeks against a lot of things to generate or share electricity. And we know how I feel about getting zapped in places that shouldn't get zapped.\n\n(K) That would be a hard no then.\n\n(S) No nuzzle the balls please if you are an electric type.\n\n418-419\nBuizel/Floatzel\n\n(S) Ah, the water weasels. I've had plenty of fun swimming with these guys. The yellow thin attached to them is a flotation sac that allows them to float along the water.\n\n(K) Isn't there a picture of you floating on top of a Floatzel?\n\n(S) Yes actually. While people were thinking it was a wholesome moment along the river, which it was, in secret I was knotted to her. Now before you say anything, it was her idea. She wanted to laze about on the current with me stuck to her and it worked, cause I fell asleep after a while. We went at this for an hour before ending up underneath a bridge to where we made a pit stop and I had my fun with some of the Buizel and a male Floatzel.\n\nIt's stuff like this where sometimes exhibitonism can be fun and relaxing. And nobody is the wiser.\n\n420-421\nCherubi/Cherrim\n\n(L) The first one is literally cherries.\n\n(S) Smells like them too.\n\n(K) You didn't eat any, did you?\n\n(S) I like cherries, but not that much. Also in before someone makes the joke on how I am always popping cherries. We get it, I like fucking virgins.\n\n(L) How often does that come up?\n\n(S) Not too often, but when it does it shows. Now Cherrim on the up and up is a no. I don't want to hurt them.\n\n(K) They do seem to change appearance and attitude when exposed to sunlight.\n\n(S) Yep. A bit of bipolar personality that they have.\n\n422-423\nShellos/Gastrodon (East and West)\n\n(S) So. This is a weird one to explain.\n\n(L) Is it due to the varients from east and west?\n\n(S) That as they tend to not get along well half the time. The reasoning behind this eludes me still. One thing I will say is that they are sticky all over.\n\n(K) Well they are sea slugs after all. And I know you have a knack for trying out weird things.\n\n(S) I wouldn't say this is weird since we do have a masseuse who is like this in her own way.\n\n(K) True.\n\n(S) It is a very warm and pleasing hold with them though. Especially when pumping and getting pumped with fresh seed. Aside from being a pain to wash off the slime, I got nothing else.\n\n424\nAmbipom\n\n(S) And relive the Aipom incident with extra hands? No thanks.\n\n425-426\nDrifloon/Drifblim\n\n(L) Thoughts on balloons?\n\n(S) If people expect me to have sex with this, you're surely mistakened. If it is to go watching them drift about in the sky, then yes.\n\n427-428\nBuneary/Lopunny (Hi Lulu~)\n\n(K) Isn't this one of our neighbors from before?\n\n(S) Yes and I still keep in touch with Lulu. She's a sweetheart and I still get yoga lessons from her. You should tag along sis, she'd be happy to see how well you are doing.\n\n(K) Some yoga does sound good for my psyche. When is this?\n\n(S) We can give her a call and find out. I'm sure she won't mind.\n\n(L) So you already have a general connection with a Lopunny? Gonna be honest, they look like the cover from a playboy magazine.\n\n(S) Some of them are on the magazines. Lulu isn't on most covers, but she does frequent in appearances in tasteful nudes in exercise magazines. It's how I found out about her back then and also how we found out she was one of our neighbors. I've helped her out with some poses and such and have had some fun with her doing so as well. Those pics are more exclusive in some porn magazines we posed for.\n\n(K) So that's where your secret money deposit came from. Melissa and I were always wondering where you were getting some extra income.\n\n(S) Yeah, I did a little side business. I did let Lulu keep most of the money we earned though as it was her idea, and I did get her pregnant. Shocking, I know.\n\n(K) How many kids does she have with you? Given she is a rabbit and all.\n\n(S) Triplets. Two sons and a daughter. It was a little rough at first but quickly over time she adapted and at the time I helped out. I can only hope the boys are being nice to their sister.\n\n(L) How long ago has it been since they were born?\n\n(S) Almost thirteen years by now.\n\n(K) Oh boy, given that they are YOUR children...\n\n(L) Oh dear... I can see the concern already.\n\n(S) I should call her.\n\n429\nMismagius\n\n(S) While I have had sex with Mismagius, I tend to stay away from them.\n\n(K) How come?\n\n(S) I don't know why, but for some reason they remind me of Stacy.\n\n(L) That's not possible as she's still alive. Spoke with her a few weeks ago.\n\n(S) She's still asking about me and Kitsuno, isn't she?\n\n(L) More or less, but we reached an agreement to where she isn't going to be a threat anymore.\n\n(K) She better keep her word.\n\n430\nHonchkrow\n\n(S) Oh boy, if Murkrow pissed of Mel with her collection of coins, she's not going to like Honchkrow.\n\n(K) Looks like one of the mob bosses we defeated.\n\n(S) Well his style had to come from somewhere. And to make Melissa happy, I did take them on, both male and female. And to her best of luck, I stole some coins for her. Melissa I know you are gonna read over this when you get the chance, I'm not telling you where I hid them. You'll have to wait~\n\n431-432\nGlameow/Purugly\n\n(S) Fancy felines with bad attitudes. Females only and only on good terms.\n\n(L) Bad experiences?\n\n(S) Yep.\n\n433\nChingling\n\n(S) It's little jingly fellas, what can I say?\n\n434-435\nStunky/Skuntank\n\n(K) Tomato bath.\n\n(S) Big time.\n\n(L) Have you tried to... or no?\n\n(S) Look, anything skunk wise gets a bad rap. I'm sorry. I would if not for that trait. And these two Pokémon are worse for wear on this detail as it is their main weapon of defense.\n\n436-437\nBronzor/Bronzong\n\n(L) It's... what are these?\n\n(S) Bronzor I have no idea. Ancient tambourine I guess?\n\n(K) Bronzong looks like it is based on a large dome bell.\n\n(S) I think so.\n\n438-440\nBonsly/Mime Jr./Happiny\n\n(S) Nope. Why? And pass.\n\n441\nChatot\n\n(S) Pass. These birds get mouthy.\n\n442\nSpiritomb\n\n(S) Okay.... where to even begin with this one as it is a mess.\n\n(K) It's some sort of stone with a spirit?\n\n(S) An enchanted stone tablet that has entombed a lot of spirits into it. Hence its name. A hundred and eight as they have said.\n\n(L) Does this mean they have a personality conundrum?\n\n(S) Exactly why I said this one was a mess. So I am leaving it as ambiguous on the review.\n\n443-445\nGible/Gabite/Garchomp\n\n(S) Land sharks. Fun times.\n\n(L) Not that big of a fan?\n\n(S) No I'm okay with them. They just have a bad habit to bite.\n\n(K) So similar to how the Totodile line was?\n\n(S) Pretty similar in that sense yes. Mostly Gible. Gabite on the other hand, we have something in common. Take a guess.\n\n(K) Your gemstone collection?\n\n(S) Bingo. Gabite are some who I frequently trade with actually. Either with other gems, coins, actual currency, or if they are feeling frisky enough sex is an option. Now, weirdly enough some of them do have hemipenes. Not all of them, but some. It does fall more of a genetics thing when it comes to who gets what down their for the males.\n\n(K) So depending on their bloodline, it can vary the chances of their dicks dividing or not?\n\n(S) A dice roll as it is. I've had my fair share of both. Garchomp are a bit different compared to Gabite, but not by much aside from the fact that they can fly.\n\n(L) Wait, Garchomp can fly?\n\n(S) They can angle their fins enough where they can get serious wind going and take off. I've seen it myself on how they do it and it's pretty neat to watch.\n\nIt's a shame they can't actually fly in the games however. Despite that being its description in some pokedex entries.\n\n446\nMunchlax\n\n(S) The pre-evolution to Snorlax. Okay, so you all know how I eat almost anything?\n\n(L) We are well aware.\n\n(K) Given how high your metabolism is, yes.\n\n(S) Well, here is one that beats me to it that isn't Gulpin or Swalot. I don't even know if me being pregnant with a dragon would help as Munchlax can put a real challenge up if you want to eat against them.\n\n(K) Champion food eaters then?\n\n(S) Some are, some just hide the food in their fur. Regardless, doesn't matter the condition of the food. They'll eat it.\n\n447-448\nRiolu/Lucario\n\n(S) Well, this is the one.\n\n(L) For the restraining order?\n\n(S) Yep. Riolu.\n\n(K) How and when did this happen?\n\n(S) I think it's best I save that one in particular for another time. There is reasoning why and I will say it then. Moreso I am more afraid she will see this and she'll try looking for me again.\n\nLucario are okay as per usual of my canine anatomy thing. Only downside I have about them is the spikes.\n\nRiolu is just a special case and we will leave it at that. Some of you will be curious enough to wait for me to say what happened, but I am telling you this right now, it's not pleasant. Not as trauma inducing like what happened with two other individuals, but more that I am afraid of what will happen.\n\n449-450\nHippopotas/Hippowdon\n\n(S) I would, if there wasn't so much sand.\n\n(L) Because they reside in deserts?\n\n(S) No, it's because they sweat out sand.\n\n(K) Pardon.\n\n(S) I'm being serious. Instead of liquids, what comes out of their pores is sand.\n\n(K) .....that's just uncomfortable to think about.\n\n451-452\nScorupi/Drapion\n\n(S) Maybe with a Drapion female. If I can get near them. They are very aggressive. Skorupi are no joke either as they like clinging and stabbing.\n\n453-454\nCrogunk/Toxicroak\n\n(S) I remember these jackasses. Get them out of here.\n\n455\nCarnivine\n\n(S) Don't stick your dick in venus fly traps. Just don't.\n\n456-457\nFinneon/Lumineon\n\n(S) I've messed with a Lumineon before. She attracted me because she was hunting for smaller prey and I grew curious because something shiny. So if people start seeing some Lumineon and Finneon that glow brighter in a pinkish color, that's my doing.\n\n458\nMantyke\n\n(S) Pair one up with Remoraid to make it evolve. Okay.\n\n459-460\nSnover/Abomasnow\n\n(S) Ah.... allergies.\n\n(K) Can't get anywhere near them, can you?\n\n(S) It's more that you and I can't get scratched by them. Cause they are vastly similar to pine trees.\n\n(L) You two are allergic to pine as I recall your hands swelling after having to crawl underneath one and you got slapped by a branch in the chest.\n\n(S) One of the few times I had to go to the emergency room as my face was swelling up too.\n\n461\nWeavile\n\n(S) Ah yes. Sneasel's evolved form that is more sharp witted and has sharper claws. They actually hunt in packs so I had my fun with the groups I encountered. In respect they said I was the most active prey that they have found. And the most evasive too.\n\n(K) Were you cheating and using your illusions?\n\n(S) Nah, I took it seriously with them. Snowy climates are still a good place for me to work in. I definitely ambushed several of them. Once I beat them at their own game, I flipped the script around on them. Goal was to avoid getting caught by me for a week. If they did, then they win and get to do what they want to me.\n\n(L) And if they get caught, you had your way with them instead?\n\n(S) Yep. Funny enough, only one of the females made it, but just barely as I had just caught up to her. She was the winner and she was special as she herself was a shemale. Victor goes to the spoils and I let her plow me. I did get an invite from them for a rematch. I might take some time someday soon and do so.\n\n(K) You have a lot of plans going on these days.\n\n(S) I know. But as long as I am staying active and out of trouble, I say it is okay.\n\n(K) Just don't get too cocky or I'll get cocky with you myself.\n\n(S) I'll take that as an invitation~\n\n(K) Wait. No! That's not what I meant!\n\n(L) Sisterly love as it is.\n\n(K) Liam!\n\n462\nMagnezone\n\n(S) Hehe, he knows. He's just teasing with you. As am I.\n\n(K) Ugh... god damn it.\n\n(S) But in all seriousness, you can if you want. You haven't done anything of that sort in a long while, so why not? You are at least doing it to me and no one else.\n\n(K) Can we move on with the review please?\n\n(S) Well we are on Magnezone. I think the answer is obvious.\n\n(K) Mmm......\n\n463\nLickilicky\n\n(L) This one is just rotund... and that tongue.\n\n(S) Not for me. I know someone out there would love all that thick wet sticky tongueness inside them, but not me.\n\n(L) Is that even a word?\n\n(S) Probably not.\n\n464\nRhyperior\n\n(S) Definitely rough around the edges. I do personally prefer the females over the males, but I'll say yes to both. Some do sumo wrestling and that has been something I have been meaning to get into.\n\n(K) Won't that hurt your wound?\n\n(S) I don't think so. I'll ask just to be on the safe side.\n\n465\nTangrowth\n\n(K) Pretty sure you made a hentai joke with Tangela.\n\n(S) And it took it seriously. This hentai got thicker.\n\n466\nElectivire\n\n(S) Like Electabuzz, great electricians. Not interested though.\n\n467\nMagmortar\n\n(S) Pass. Magmar was okay, Magmortar is a no go honestly. Especially after getting mortared by a few when exploring a dormant volcano.\n\n468\nTogekiss\n\n(S) All I can say is they are soft on their wings. That's it.\n\n(L) No sex?\n\n(S) Nope.\n\n469\nYanmega\n\n(S) Yanma seems to have upgraded.\n\n470-471\nLeafeon/Glaceon\n\n(S) We know the drill by now with eeveelutions.\n\n472\nGliscor\n\n(S) Similar to what I said about Gligar. Not half bad sexually, just need to watch the tail and claws. And the teeth.\n\n473\nMamoswine\n\n(S) Not interested.\n\n474\nPorygon-Z\n\n(L) So I have seen the previous reviews on Porygon. Is this one the same deal?\n\n(S) You can say that.... just with some drugs shoved into it. I don't know what got injected in Porygon2 to create this version, but this one is a little more unstable and psychotic. Like an actual virus. Gonna be honest, I had to throw away a computer because of Porygon-Z.\n\n(K) I vaguely remember you ordering a hazard barrel that you threw computer parts into.\n\n(S) Yep. And now everyone knows the reason why. Please be careful around Porygon-Z.\n\n475\nGallade\n\n(S) I'll respect their nobility in being knights. Not having sex with them.\n\n(L) How come?\n\n(S) I have my reasons and people will hate me for it if I say it out loud. Moving on.\n\n476\nProbopass\n\n(S) Fucking Mario knock-off.\n\n477\nDusknoir\n\n(S) Agents of death as I call them. Pass.\n\n478\nFroslass\n\n(S) I have encountered a few Froslass before. They tried toying with me a lot cause I was lost in the mountains. I gave all three of them something to remember me by.\n\n(L) Bloated with magic?\n\n(S) In my special way.\n\n479\nRotom\n\n(S) Ah.... this crazy thing. Rotom acts similar to Porygon in this aspect, but more for the fact of besides possessing electronics, I can also impregnate them via animatronics.\n\n(K) How.....?\n\n(S) I've stopped trying to reason with physics sis. Easier to move on this way.\n\n480-482\nUxie/Mesprit/Azelf\n\n(S) Almost done. We now are on the legendary trio. Gonna say this right now, both of you would enjoy being around Uxie. He has vast knowledge on a lot of things, enjoys good literature, and has a knack in philosophy.\n\n(K) Would he know about our history then?\n\n(S) I did ask that when I got to know him, but is it a question I really want answered he said. To which at this point, while we know most parts, perhaps some things are best left alone.\n\nMesprit is a being of emotions and she is very playful. And while I could be meaning in the way I am, she can be. But she also likes to play chase. You do not know how hard it is to keep up with her.\n\n(L) Where exactly were you chasing her?\n\n(S) All over Sinnoh.\n\n(K) What, why?\n\n(S) She said it would be fun. And I believed her.\n\nAnd the last one is Azelf and he has commendable willpower.\n\n(L) Shade, I've noticed you glossed over these three easily.\n\n(S) Yeah, you got me there. There isn't much for me to say about them really. Their triplets with different personalities and that each of them have their own role. I find them cute and all, but no idea what else to do with them. Not even when to hang out with them as they have their own things to do.\n\n483-484\nDialga/Palkia\n\n(K) So.... what about these two?\n\n(S) I can only say that I will have sex with them, but screwing with the fabric of time and space is something I don't want to do. I think the damages we have done is enough as is.\n\n(K) That being specifically you and I due to where we came from.\n\n(S) Indeed. We are a spacial distortion as Palkia would call us.\n\n485\nHeatran\n\n(K) Another volcano expedition.\n\n(S) I'm this close to not doing these anynore because I hate volcanoes that are active. The dormant ones are okay because it's not an active hazard. I've only had fun with a female Heatran and probably going to be the only time I have fun with one. They are super warm inside and it is borderlining on being uncomfortable.\n\n486\nRegigigas\n\n(L) The creator of the Regi trio.\n\n(S) It's a giant golem. What is there for me to say?\n\n487\nGiratina\n\n(S) Giratina is one who has been monitoring us lately. More so to satisfy her curiosity on our energy as it is unusual to anything else she has seen.\n\n(K) How were you able to tell she was watching us?\n\n(S) Gira may have pulled me through a mirror on accident when watching me. I ended up falling into a lake in her dimension. We got to talking after she fished me out and she is more than willing to meet you as well to discuss things that she knows.\n\n(K) So somewhat like what you said about Uxie?\n\n(S) I would say so, but she knows how it feels to be an outcast.\n\n488\nCresselia\n\n(S) They say Cresselia's feathers can cure nightmares. The opposite effect that Darkrai has. I have personally never met her at all, but I have seen pictures. If I am to be completely honest, there is a higher chance of me just sleeping with her to get some sleep instead of boning her.\n\n(K) She does have this relaxing feel from her appearance.\n\n489-490\nPhione/Manaphy\n\n(S) Wandering seafarers and the most innocent Pokémon at heart. Phione go where the waves take them and I like how they go with the flow. Manaphy, innocent souls that they are. Few around there is, but I've met two. They were the most playful and child at heart anyone could be. And part of me wishes to have that much carefree time to boot.\n\nThough, on the terms of breeding, and this is just by the games standards. Manaphy give birth to Phione.\n\n(L) Do Phione evolve into Manaphy?\n\n(S) No. They do not.\n\n(L) Then.... how do more Manaphy appear?\n\n(S) Exactly. The same can be said about Heatran and Cresselia as they are legendary Pokémon that legitimately have genders. But the game classified all legendaries sterile and infertile. Except Manaphy for some reason. And in game, Manaphy doesn't have a gender. Which I call bullshit on all of that.\n\n491\nDarkrai\n\n(S) So I mentioned that Darkrai causes nightmares. This is true as when I stayed at a hotel that was very close to this one's territory, I had one horrible time of a dream. Normally this was to scare me off because Darkrai are territorial and use nightmares to repel invaders. Well this one also poked around in dreams to see what she could tap into to ensure I leave and never return.\n\nI ended up scaring her more than she was scaring me.\n\n(K) What exactly did she make you dream?\n\n(S) Trust me, none of you want to know. End of story I had to go find her to comfort her because what she saw had actually traumatized her. Something that she didn't think was possible for her kind.\n\n(L) Guess there is a time for anyone?\n\n492\nShaymin (Land and Sky formes)\n\n(K) Shaymin are adorable cuties.\n\n(S) Correct. And very powerful to. Some of them do not like me.\n\n(K) How come?\n\n(S) The number of forest fires I have made. They have the ability to restored ruined landscapes back to a more natural look. And some of them have found out about some of the forest fires I created back in the day.\n\n(K) Yeah, I can see why they would hate you for that. Though a lot of nature environmentalist aren't fond of you when they figure that part out.\n\n(S) Eh, shit happens. Gotta get use to it. I at least still had fun with those that didn't get mad at me for it. The ones in Sky Forme are more playful than land forme, but I think it is because they get a huge boost of energy from gracedia flowers.\n\n493\nArceus\n\n(S) The \"god\" of all Pokémon. Gira has told me about them, but that's all I got.\n\n(L) So just secondhand info of Arceus then?\n\n(S) And only secondhand info. Arceus is the reason why Gira was banished to a pseudosymetrical world, all because she had a small tantrum and razed half a mountain.\n\n(L) Small...\n\n(S) Yeah, I know. She thinks it's small when it wasn't. I know you're listening Gira and even I still think it was a bit much.\n\nSays the one who has destroyed her fair share of cities!\n\n(L) What the?\n\n(K) Where did that come from?\n\n(S) See. Mirrors. I know we have one in here somewhere and she can hear us. All in all, if given the chance, Gira and I would give a shot at Arceus. Probably won't end well, but it's the thought that counts.\n\n(K) I highly consider that you don't do that. Otherwise it's going to be me that kicks your ass for doing something so stupid.\n\n(S) I know you will. Which is why I am not gonna do it and just think about it.\n\nCoward!\n\n(S) Don't tempt me Gira. I'll come in there right now and press you down.\n\n(K) Well, there is the end of the Sinnoh region review. I do want to apologize to everyone for my outbursts and if I seemed moody.\n\n(S) It's all good sis. You're just concerned for me, that's all. I do appreciate both you and Liam joining me on this. Hopefully we all can do more of this together.\n\n(L) We can swing on by for another review. Granted, I barely know any of the Pokémon species out there besides a select few.\n\n(S) Doesn't hurt if you know them or not. Just some flavorful content besides me going off on my own stories or just saying yes to whatever I would stick my dick in or sink my puss on.\n\n(L) It does make me wonder how much of a lineage you have out there.\n\n(S) Some of this is canon, some of it is not. Yes I am breaking the forth wall on this and for explaining that while this is stuff we are doing--\n\n(K) Not all of this is going to be true to what is going on in our lives. Lulu and a few others that we have mentioned are real.\n\n(S) The restraining order is real too. Though it is up to debate if I keep it related to Riolu and Lucario. Minnie is on the next region review and my only spoiler on which one she is, she is a fighting type.\n\n(L) It really is hard to think on how many there are. Have you kept track on how much in each region you said yes to?\n\n(S) I need to do a recount. I do know Hoenn has the most that is on my to breed and to be bred by list. This might be a close second for now. Unova has a hundred and fifty-six.\n\n(K) And the last one went on pretty long from what you explained to us. Think you might need to split it apart?\n\n(S) Maybe. We'll see as there are some that I have disagreements with, so those will be fairly short.\n\n(L) We all do thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed it. Melissa should be back for the next one.\n\n(S) And depending on things, maybe Liam or Kitsuno will be joining. If not, probably Veronica. Now, let's get this all closed off and go fishing~", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "(S) And we are back with this. I'm starting to get into this a bit after the last one.

(K) Sis I think you're just in denial right now. You still have over five hundred to go.

(S) Oh I know. But at least some of these have been fun to do. And we at least won't have any more Wailord situations.

(L) I read that section of the review. Where haven't you been at this rate?

(S) Well, the ones that hang around in space is one I guess. I have no real way to get out there.

(K) Before we go on too far, we should do the intro to this review.

(S) Right. Hello and welcome everyone. We move on to the Sinnoh region for more reviews that I have on the Pokémon for smash or pass. Or at this rate, whatever tales that I have to share.

(L) Melissa unfortunately will not be joining us this time as she is held up at the moment with Ms. Crestfield.

(K) So in the meantime, Liam and I will be joining for commentary extras. So without further ado, let us begin.

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Turtwig/Grotle/Torterra

(S) Okay, so I am starting off saying I have had sex with a female Torterra. Mainly me laying on my back and having her ride me how she wanted to as there wasn't any other better way to do so. Main reason is because of the tree.

(L) I was meaning to ask if that tree was part of them or just decoration.

(S) For ranking my sexual moment with her, it's on par with the Aggron I had sex with before. Now onto the rest of the description. These three are some of the most laid back and easy going Pokémon to have around. Half the time you usually see them sunbathing to get all that natural sunlight into them, or they are moving around surveying the land to spot the nearest natural water source. Even more so, Grotle and Torterra don't mind much if you hitch a ride on them. Well, Grotle might, depending on how big you are.

(L) Just like that? You can climb up on top of them and ride them wherever they go?

(S) Pretty much. Grotle also can have nuts grow on their backs and they are completely edible. The same with Torterra, but they can also have berries grow too.

(L) And what about Turtwig?

(S) I've carried a few on my head before. They get a free ride and I get a sunhat for the journey. Like I said, easy going and simple to hang around.

390-392
Chimchar/Monferno/Infernape

(S) Now these Pokémon are a different story.

(K) After the incident with Aipom and some other monkeys, I know you don't look fondly towards apes.

(S) I'm not sure if its because of the correlation towards humans or something, but it is how it is. Nothing to work around it. Hell, I'm not that fond of Monferno or Infernape that much either. Likewise with Torterra, I've only had sex with one female. The same one in fact as she had a bone to pick with me.

(L) Someone decided to pick a fight with you? Oh boy, the poor woman didn't know who you were then.

(S) Not like she would have cared in the beginning. She was a hot head as a Monferno, and an even bigger hot head as an Infernape. And this was at the local gym too.

(K) How many fights are you going to get into outside of work?

(S) When will people learn not to mouth off at me and treat me like a normal person instead of a living legend or I don't know... not be a jackass?

(K) Valid point. Ever since people found out, some have been really testing their limits towards you.

(S) Which is why our house is nowhere near the city this time. Our neighbors are enough as is and I don't want to put out more restraining orders.

(L) Wait, you have to put those out on them? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

(S) I'll get that in a bit hun, and I have a very valid reason why. Now, back to the hothead. She basically was throwing a fit towards me on how someone as slutty as I am was allowed in the gym.

(L) Oh no.

(S) Those that knew me as a regular either tried to defend me from her outlandish insults or stayed quiet because they wanted no part of it. Which, good take on their front cause it meant she left them alone.

What broke the straw was when saw the scars on my back.

(K) She didn't...

(S) She did. Slapped me right on it. Now before you start getting viciously angry about it Kit, I already took care of her from that. Especially after beating some sense into her.

The moment her hand made contact with it and some of the others saw me fall onto my knees, they immediately put up what they were doing and cleared the room. The moment she noticed she was alone with me, she knew she fucked up. She barely had enough time to react before I backhand her in the chest and started chasing her. Regardless of her tail burning, I grabbed it and yanked strong to force her onto the floor and dragged her to the boxing room.

She wanted to push limits, so here it goes. I told the owner that the boxing room is to not be disturbed. He knew why as he heard from one of the others. And I know what most of you are thinking, "Oh she just beat the living hell out of her and roughly fucked her or a combination of the two." That came after the rematch when she evolved into an Infernape. As a Monferno, I fucked with her by forcing her to fight me in my nine tailed forme.

(L) That seems a bit overkill, don't you think?

(S) If I was out for blood, yes. Kit. Calm down. I can see you seething.

(K) Wha... am I?

(S) Yes. I'm the hothead here and I can tell you are getting angry. Stop overthinking what could have happened please. I'm fine.

(L) Should we take a small break?

(S) If you need to. I'll keep going.

.......

(S) Sorry about that, Kit still has nightmares after the incident. We're working on getting her a proper therapist. I'll continue on while those two take a breather.

What I ended up doing what use my illusions to screw with her. She may have been mouthy and itching to fight me, okay maybe not fully on that part, but I wasn't going to attack attack her. I merely played a lot of mind games with her in forcing her to think on who is the real one. Everytime she guessed wrong, she got a flurry of punches directed at her. I made most of my illusions miss on purpose as I can still take cheap shots with them.

It took over half an hour to wear her down and for her to realize I wasn't in the ring at all. She cursed me out of course but I gave her a bit of a life lesson to not irritate the wrong people. I was hoping it stayed with her.

It.... kinda did. She came back a few years later after getting kicked out temporarily because of that. She had changed a bit since then but her attitude seemed to stay where it was. Especially towards me as the moment she saw me lifting weights she immediately drew towards me and started to antagonize again.

She did apologize though for hitting me as she hadn't realize how recent that wound was. While it is still there to this day, it only hurts if some real force is applied to it. Which is why I can't deadlift much these days. I'm not indestructible after all.

One thing lead to another with her basically still believing that I had no place to be in the gym with my status. To put her money where her mouth was, I challenged her to a rematch in the boxing ring. She accepted on one condition. And that was to fight her for real. Thanks to my little encounter with Rubber Rhonda and her boys, I took some boxing methods a little more seriously.

The fight was actually an even score on the both of us. We did have to call it off after I made a wrong move and twisted my back, leading her to punching the scar. That left me down longer than it should have and we just considered her the winner for that.

After that day I felt like doing some digging around about her. Ill tempered, foul mouthed, judgemental, and willing to pick fights. Turns out she wasn't upset at me. Just at the world because she had lost someone and was having a difficult time getting over it.

I'm not going to bring up the full story because it is very personal towards her, so we will leave it as that. Going to the gym was one way of her blowing off steam to keep her mind off it. The only reason she started getting vicious towards me specifically was because I reminded her of him. How and why? Well after I managed to get her in bed with me and plowed her stupid until she tapped out, she told me that, aside from my tits, I reminded her of him with how I work out.

I'm not sure how that makes sense, but if that is her way of saying it, I'll just roll with it. Some people find excuses to either cope or not cope with some things they either don't want to accept or talk about. I'm just hoping Kitsuno doesn't end up the same way.

I still keep in contact with her by the way, she's still a hothead, but she's calmed down a bit.

393-395
Piplup/Prinplup/Empoleon

(S) Veronica? Is she gonna be okay?

(V) Liam took her out for a walk and she's calmed down a bit. Give her a few moments and she'll be back in.

(S) Alrighty, thank you.

I'll go ahead and top off with the starters. And we are working onto the lone wolves, or in this case, lone penguins. They all have the tendency to be alone and not need assistance from others. It's honestly a surprise that Empoleon have small groups with a leader. Once Piplup reaches a certain age, they tend to stray away from home to find a place on their own. Granted, not all are like this, just most of what I have seen.

Most of what I can say is that these Pokémon, with their lone wolf attitudes, tend to forget that others exist and that they aren't the most important one around. If these mons were of a royal lineage, I'd say they are screwed.

(K) Royal lineage? What are you talking about?

(S) Welcome back, feeling any better sis?

(K) Yeah, sorry Shade. I honestly didn't realize I was close to snapping.

(S) Tell you what sis, after we are done with this review, how about you and I go fishing? Just like back when we were kids.

(K) Fish does sound delicious right now.

(S) Where's Liam by the way?

(K) He's making some tea right now for us.

(S) Okay. Now, for the royal lineage thing. I was referring to how Prinplup have the "I'm the most important person" attitude and how they think others are below them a bit. To where I say is bad and potential screws them out a bit with being around others besides their own species.

Empoleon tend to be a bit cold themselves to strangers as well. I did get one to open up to me, but he wasn't all up to saying how things are along his tribe. He did however have plenty of trinkets I brought back.

(K) Trinkets... I don't remember you bringing back anything that out of place.

(S) Yes you do. It's those fossils I brought back remember?

(K) Oh! I honestly forgot about those.

(S) Yep. If we need to ourselves, we can head back to their location and barter some more. He had more than just fossils.

(K) As long as things go okay.

(S) Trust me, they keep to themselves, but the shopkeep was decent. Now, for the smash or pass deal. I'd give them a shot. Plus, if the Empoleon I screw with is a royal, I'd like to see how that plays out.

396-398
Starly/Staravia/Staraptor

(S) If biker gangs had wings, that's Staravia. Think more on the turf wars we did, but they just target each other instead of the entire territory.

(L) What about Starly?

(K) I remember being around some. They look cute, but good lord their singing.

(S) Yeah, they do not sing that well. Hard to say if they do it on purpose or not.

(L) I'll keep that in mind. So, what's your thoughts on Staraptor then?

(S) Another lone wolf. I do owe one as he did pull me out of a sinkhole. It was a surprise to everyone in the vicinity of it too as it was just unexpected. Not a bad guy himself either, just rough around the feathers.

They do have a bit of a masochism streak with sex though. Both males and females like going in rough and taking it rough, so I had to get forceful myself. He may have thrusted hard on me, but I think I rode him harder. The female Staraptor was just gripping tightly as she was really into how I had a tight grip on her body and plowing her like I was trying to sow a field.

(L) That sounds... invigorating?

(K) Almost sounds like what we use to do back at the brothel.

(S) With how some people like it rough, you can say that.

399-400
Bidoof/Bibarel

(S) Bidoof is... Bidoof. I don't really got anything on them. Bibarel is the same way. Just... eh?

(K) Not even going into the memes of Bidoof either?

(S) Why?

401-402
Kricketot/Kricketune

(S) Not that big on musicals. Sorry. Politoad was enough.

403-405
Shinx/Luxio/Luxray

(S) Glow cats~

(L) Glow cats?

(K) How bright do they glow cause I've heard about Shinx and that they can get pretty bright under certain situations.

(S) If I am to be fair, I did go to a rave party with some Shinx. I'm sure you remember me coming home plastered with paint.

(K) Oh yeah, I do remember that. That stuff did not come out of your fur easily.

(S) No it did not. At least it wasn't glowstick stuff. That would have been worse.

(K) You would have needed to go to the hospital if that was the case.

(S) Bottom line for Shinx, I had fun with them at the rave. I remember painting some others in both ways.

(L) Hopefully your "paint" didn't cause some unwanted side effects besides pregnancy.

(S) Aside from being secondary paint, nothing out of the ordinary. Now we should move on to Luxio and Luxray. And a thing to add on with Shinx, not big on the males due to barbed penises. I'm a bit of a masochist myself, but even that doesn't tickle my insides.

(L) Scrapped your insides more like it.

(S) Liam, you have no idea...

(L) I am well aware as I did have to do some anatomy inspections on some fellow mages after a little... incident with a summoned creature.

(K) Was it an elemental?

(L) Let's just say yes and leave it at that.

(S) Luxio, while on the rave craze from time to time, do have a bit of a temperment. They also are tended for hire amongst certain forces due to their ability to generate enough electricity in their claws to signify a tazer. I know how it feels as I may have pissed a few off and got the brunt of it myself. Long story short for a smash review, met one, pissed her off, got zapped, woke up to her asleep on me, found out she had sex with my unconcious body, had sex with her while conscious, then went out to eat together.

(L) I'm not even sure how to react to this. How often does this happen?

(K) Honey, remember. Shade's been hypnotized before. Those instances are some of the more dangerous ones compared to her getting knocked out.

(S) I'd say drugged but uh....

(K) I wasn't gonna go there. They're both still banned from being anywhere near our house.

(S) Moving on to Luxray. The more dangerous and territorial of the group. Don't even bother hiding, they cheat with their hypersensitive vision.

(L) How is it cheating?

(S) They basically have x-ray vision. You can't hide anywhere at all as they will see you. I'm not sure if it is like heat signature vision, outlines of your body, or even a silhouette of your body. I've only met one and he was extremely hostile on me invading his home. As much as I would have sex with a Luxray, it's probably gonna have to be one that I am friends with when they are a Shinx or Luxio. Finding one out in the open is a no go as I can't even use illusions.

(K) Wait really? They can see through that?

(S) Yep. No hiding whatsoever. They know I'm there and which one is the real me.

406-407
Budew/Roserade

(S) Remember to take proper care of Budew, and to be careful if you have allergies. Cute as they may be, they do have a lot of pollen in their buds.

(L) They do resemble seedlings, so it makes sense.

(K) Correct me if I am wrong, but don't they evolve into Roselia?

(S) They do, but I already went over Roselia in the Hoenn review. My word still stand by what I said then. Next up after Roselia is Roserade however. I've danced with a few during my initial encounters with them. Don't be fooled by their mystique appearance as they tend to lash out with thorn whips when taking on others.

(L) Sounds similar to some dryads I have met.

(K) Not to mention the one mimic you got brainwashed by.

(S) In my defense on how this happened, they did lure me in because of the sweet scent they were emitting from their roses. Pollen is one thing, but if it doesn't affect me horridly and gives off a pleasant aromatic smell, then I'm intrigued.

(K) For those wondering, I'm not even mad at this. I was more concerned earlier because of the actual scar strike on my sister. This, to say that she has been lured by the scent of something sweet has caused a lot of issues from time to time during our journey.

(S) It's not my fault Penelope made some amazing baked goods.

(K) Let's not forget when you stumbled across someone's picnic and took a roll of summer sausage from them.

(S) Hey, maybe they shouldn't have left it out in the open to go do something else. Who fishes when having a picnic and leaves their food out in the open like that?

Back to Roserade. Once I beat them at their own dance and got the upper hand on them, I had my little fun with them. Similar tastes to Roselia when tonguing them down, just a bit more ripe on freshness. If that makes sense.

408-409
Cranidos/Rampardos

(K) Onto the fossils, this early on in the dex?

(S) The first gym leader in the game series uses Cranidos actually. You don't gain access to fossils until after you reach Eterna City where you can get the kit to go underground to start digging for miscellaneous stuff. Including fossils. But yeah, this early on in the dex entries.

(L) Says here that they headbutt everything.

(S) Yeah.... these two fossil mons aren't that bright. Don't get me wrong, they can comprehend sentences and such, but true to their nature they do use their heads for almost everything. I've seen a Rampardos smash open large geodes for a living.

(K) This is more of a Melissa question to ask, but are they good at giving head?

(S) Shockingly, yes.

(K) Well that's not where I thought that was gonna go.

(L) You and me both.

(S) I'm as shocked as you two, but it's true. They give some pretty good head. Not that bad in bed either for both males and females. Just... be prepared to cover any damages that happens if they top.

410-411
Shieldon/Bastiodon

(S) Onto the next fossil Pokémon.

(L) I actually like to look of Shieldon. They look cute.

(S) And they are. They do have the tendency to rub against a lot of things to polish their face. Mostly trees. Now for Bastiodon, they may look scary, but they are completely peaceful. They only get on the defensive side when protecting their children.

(K) They look vulnerable from behind though...

(S) Sadly, yes. Back attacks are the bane of their defensive lines as they are not able to counter fast enough. I've helped a few out actually. It was to help them migrate from one section of land to another. I was more on rear guard as they had the front covered.

(K) Where was this at? We could have helped you with this.

(S) Nah, it wasn't that big of a deal. Plus, my presence was enough to was some others off. It wasn't that big of a group to begin with. More around twenty of each.

(L) That still sounds like a lot.

(S) Not unless you go with a V formation. The Shieldon stayed in the center and I covered the rear. Anything that tried anything funny got caught by me and was instantly punted away. In the end, I stayed with the group for a few days to make sure they got settled right, had fun with a few females, then said my goodbyes and wished them well at their new location.

(K) Do they not stay in the same place for long?

(S) This group didn't. They were more on sight seeing and tasting the land as is. Some just like to prey on them from behind is all.

(L) So what's going to happen the next time they migrate?

(S) They have told me stories that someone accompanies them each time. I'm not the first nor will I be the last. It's a weird thing that they have going on, but they don't mind.

(K) It would be nice to see more of this kind of gesture towards helping others. Well, maybe not the sex part.

(S) They don't mind that either.

(K) I was referring to anyone else Shade.

412-414
Burmy/Wormadam/Mothim

(L) Uh... bagworms?

(S) Nope. Not even the moth. Cute, but no.

415-416
Combee/Vespiquen

(S) Ah yes. I got a story about this one.

(K) This seems familiar...

(S) Maybe it does, but not the same situation. This is one of the few instances where I have defiled royalty though.

(L) Not sure how much a lineage from a hive would count to the outside world.

(S) It counts to them, so technically yes. I impregnated a queen. And let me tell you, Vespiquen can be utter sluts when need to be.

(K) We can only assume this is your doing?

(S) No, she told me herself. I got hired as outside patrol to keep Heracross from breaking into the hive to suck down their honey supply without paying. Also known as stealing it to use for their own fun besides eating. Molesting or getting the chance to fuck the queen is a bonus if they are able to.

(L) That sounds abhorrent. Why would they go that far for some honey?

(S) It's like an addiction. Can't stave it off for too long before you start wanting more. And I have found it quite hard to keep track on Heracross when they try breaking in. If I didn't have some Combee assisting me, I'm sure a few would have made their way inside.

This queen thanked me for aiding and in return for the month I worked under her command, I spent a week repopulating the hive. And here I though Heracross used honey for sexual pleasure. Vespiquen step it up quite a bit. Never have I felt so sticky in my life after having a honey bath.

(K) I feel like I need a bath just listening to this.

(S) So do I. And I'm the one retelling this.

417
Pachirisu

(L) Onto a less sticky situation. Let's move onto this cute little one.

(S) They may be cute, but they tend to get nibbly. Plus they like rubbing their cheeks against a lot of things to generate or share electricity. And we know how I feel about getting zapped in places that shouldn't get zapped.

(K) That would be a hard no then.

(S) No nuzzle the balls please if you are an electric type.

418-419
Buizel/Floatzel

(S) Ah, the water weasels. I've had plenty of fun swimming with these guys. The yellow thin attached to them is a flotation sac that allows them to float along the water.

(K) Isn't there a picture of you floating on top of a Floatzel?

(S) Yes actually. While people were thinking it was a wholesome moment along the river, which it was, in secret I was knotted to her. Now before you say anything, it was her idea. She wanted to laze about on the current with me stuck to her and it worked, cause I fell asleep after a while. We went at this for an hour before ending up underneath a bridge to where we made a pit stop and I had my fun with some of the Buizel and a male Floatzel.

It's stuff like this where sometimes exhibitonism can be fun and relaxing. And nobody is the wiser.

420-421
Cherubi/Cherrim

(L) The first one is literally cherries.

(S) Smells like them too.

(K) You didn't eat any, did you?

(S) I like cherries, but not that much. Also in before someone makes the joke on how I am always popping cherries. We get it, I like fucking virgins.

(L) How often does that come up?

(S) Not too often, but when it does it shows. Now Cherrim on the up and up is a no. I don't want to hurt them.

(K) They do seem to change appearance and attitude when exposed to sunlight.

(S) Yep. A bit of bipolar personality that they have.

422-423
Shellos/Gastrodon (East and West)

(S) So. This is a weird one to explain.

(L) Is it due to the varients from east and west?

(S) That as they tend to not get along well half the time. The reasoning behind this eludes me still. One thing I will say is that they are sticky all over.

(K) Well they are sea slugs after all. And I know you have a knack for trying out weird things.

(S) I wouldn't say this is weird since we do have a masseuse who is like this in her own way.

(K) True.

(S) It is a very warm and pleasing hold with them though. Especially when pumping and getting pumped with fresh seed. Aside from being a pain to wash off the slime, I got nothing else.

424
Ambipom

(S) And relive the Aipom incident with extra hands? No thanks.

425-426
Drifloon/Drifblim

(L) Thoughts on balloons?

(S) If people expect me to have sex with this, you're surely mistakened. If it is to go watching them drift about in the sky, then yes.

427-428
Buneary/Lopunny (Hi Lulu~)

(K) Isn't this one of our neighbors from before?

(S) Yes and I still keep in touch with Lulu. She's a sweetheart and I still get yoga lessons from her. You should tag along sis, she'd be happy to see how well you are doing.

(K) Some yoga does sound good for my psyche. When is this?

(S) We can give her a call and find out. I'm sure she won't mind.

(L) So you already have a general connection with a Lopunny? Gonna be honest, they look like the cover from a playboy magazine.

(S) Some of them are on the magazines. Lulu isn't on most covers, but she does frequent in appearances in tasteful nudes in exercise magazines. It's how I found out about her back then and also how we found out she was one of our neighbors. I've helped her out with some poses and such and have had some fun with her doing so as well. Those pics are more exclusive in some porn magazines we posed for.

(K) So that's where your secret money deposit came from. Melissa and I were always wondering where you were getting some extra income.

(S) Yeah, I did a little side business. I did let Lulu keep most of the money we earned though as it was her idea, and I did get her pregnant. Shocking, I know.

(K) How many kids does she have with you? Given she is a rabbit and all.

(S) Triplets. Two sons and a daughter. It was a little rough at first but quickly over time she adapted and at the time I helped out. I can only hope the boys are being nice to their sister.

(L) How long ago has it been since they were born?

(S) Almost thirteen years by now.

(K) Oh boy, given that they are YOUR children...

(L) Oh dear... I can see the concern already.

(S) I should call her.

429
Mismagius

(S) While I have had sex with Mismagius, I tend to stay away from them.

(K) How come?

(S) I don't know why, but for some reason they remind me of Stacy.

(L) That's not possible as she's still alive. Spoke with her a few weeks ago.

(S) She's still asking about me and Kitsuno, isn't she?

(L) More or less, but we reached an agreement to where she isn't going to be a threat anymore.

(K) She better keep her word.

430
Honchkrow

(S) Oh boy, if Murkrow pissed of Mel with her collection of coins, she's not going to like Honchkrow.

(K) Looks like one of the mob bosses we defeated.

(S) Well his style had to come from somewhere. And to make Melissa happy, I did take them on, both male and female. And to her best of luck, I stole some coins for her. Melissa I know you are gonna read over this when you get the chance, I'm not telling you where I hid them. You'll have to wait~

431-432
Glameow/Purugly

(S) Fancy felines with bad attitudes. Females only and only on good terms.

(L) Bad experiences?

(S) Yep.

433
Chingling

(S) It's little jingly fellas, what can I say?

434-435
Stunky/Skuntank

(K) Tomato bath.

(S) Big time.

(L) Have you tried to... or no?

(S) Look, anything skunk wise gets a bad rap. I'm sorry. I would if not for that trait. And these two Pokémon are worse for wear on this detail as it is their main weapon of defense.

436-437
Bronzor/Bronzong

(L) It's... what are these?

(S) Bronzor I have no idea. Ancient tambourine I guess?

(K) Bronzong looks like it is based on a large dome bell.

(S) I think so.

438-440
Bonsly/Mime Jr./Happiny

(S) Nope. Why? And pass.

441
Chatot

(S) Pass. These birds get mouthy.

442
Spiritomb

(S) Okay.... where to even begin with this one as it is a mess.

(K) It's some sort of stone with a spirit?

(S) An enchanted stone tablet that has entombed a lot of spirits into it. Hence its name. A hundred and eight as they have said.

(L) Does this mean they have a personality conundrum?

(S) Exactly why I said this one was a mess. So I am leaving it as ambiguous on the review.

443-445
Gible/Gabite/Garchomp

(S) Land sharks. Fun times.

(L) Not that big of a fan?

(S) No I'm okay with them. They just have a bad habit to bite.

(K) So similar to how the Totodile line was?

(S) Pretty similar in that sense yes. Mostly Gible. Gabite on the other hand, we have something in common. Take a guess.

(K) Your gemstone collection?

(S) Bingo. Gabite are some who I frequently trade with actually. Either with other gems, coins, actual currency, or if they are feeling frisky enough sex is an option. Now, weirdly enough some of them do have hemipenes. Not all of them, but some. It does fall more of a genetics thing when it comes to who gets what down their for the males.

(K) So depending on their bloodline, it can vary the chances of their dicks dividing or not?

(S) A dice roll as it is. I've had my fair share of both. Garchomp are a bit different compared to Gabite, but not by much aside from the fact that they can fly.

(L) Wait, Garchomp can fly?

(S) They can angle their fins enough where they can get serious wind going and take off. I've seen it myself on how they do it and it's pretty neat to watch.

It's a shame they can't actually fly in the games however. Despite that being its description in some pokedex entries.

446
Munchlax

(S) The pre-evolution to Snorlax. Okay, so you all know how I eat almost anything?

(L) We are well aware.

(K) Given how high your metabolism is, yes.

(S) Well, here is one that beats me to it that isn't Gulpin or Swalot. I don't even know if me being pregnant with a dragon would help as Munchlax can put a real challenge up if you want to eat against them.

(K) Champion food eaters then?

(S) Some are, some just hide the food in their fur. Regardless, doesn't matter the condition of the food. They'll eat it.

447-448
Riolu/Lucario

(S) Well, this is the one.

(L) For the restraining order?

(S) Yep. Riolu.

(K) How and when did this happen?

(S) I think it's best I save that one in particular for another time. There is reasoning why and I will say it then. Moreso I am more afraid she will see this and she'll try looking for me again.

Lucario are okay as per usual of my canine anatomy thing. Only downside I have about them is the spikes.

Riolu is just a special case and we will leave it at that. Some of you will be curious enough to wait for me to say what happened, but I am telling you this right now, it's not pleasant. Not as trauma inducing like what happened with two other individuals, but more that I am afraid of what will happen.

449-450
Hippopotas/Hippowdon

(S) I would, if there wasn't so much sand.

(L) Because they reside in deserts?

(S) No, it's because they sweat out sand.

(K) Pardon.

(S) I'm being serious. Instead of liquids, what comes out of their pores is sand.

(K) .....that's just uncomfortable to think about.

451-452
Scorupi/Drapion

(S) Maybe with a Drapion female. If I can get near them. They are very aggressive. Skorupi are no joke either as they like clinging and stabbing.

453-454
Crogunk/Toxicroak

(S) I remember these jackasses. Get them out of here.

455
Carnivine

(S) Don't stick your dick in venus fly traps. Just don't.

456-457
Finneon/Lumineon

(S) I've messed with a Lumineon before. She attracted me because she was hunting for smaller prey and I grew curious because something shiny. So if people start seeing some Lumineon and Finneon that glow brighter in a pinkish color, that's my doing.

458
Mantyke

(S) Pair one up with Remoraid to make it evolve. Okay.

459-460
Snover/Abomasnow

(S) Ah.... allergies.

(K) Can't get anywhere near them, can you?

(S) It's more that you and I can't get scratched by them. Cause they are vastly similar to pine trees.

(L) You two are allergic to pine as I recall your hands swelling after having to crawl underneath one and you got slapped by a branch in the chest.

(S) One of the few times I had to go to the emergency room as my face was swelling up too.

461
Weavile

(S) Ah yes. Sneasel's evolved form that is more sharp witted and has sharper claws. They actually hunt in packs so I had my fun with the groups I encountered. In respect they said I was the most active prey that they have found. And the most evasive too.

(K) Were you cheating and using your illusions?

(S) Nah, I took it seriously with them. Snowy climates are still a good place for me to work in. I definitely ambushed several of them. Once I beat them at their own game, I flipped the script around on them. Goal was to avoid getting caught by me for a week. If they did, then they win and get to do what they want to me.

(L) And if they get caught, you had your way with them instead?

(S) Yep. Funny enough, only one of the females made it, but just barely as I had just caught up to her. She was the winner and she was special as she herself was a shemale. Victor goes to the spoils and I let her plow me. I did get an invite from them for a rematch. I might take some time someday soon and do so.

(K) You have a lot of plans going on these days.

(S) I know. But as long as I am staying active and out of trouble, I say it is okay.

(K) Just don't get too cocky or I'll get cocky with you myself.

(S) I'll take that as an invitation~

(K) Wait. No! That's not what I meant!

(L) Sisterly love as it is.

(K) Liam!

462
Magnezone

(S) Hehe, he knows. He's just teasing with you. As am I.

(K) Ugh... god damn it.

(S) But in all seriousness, you can if you want. You haven't done anything of that sort in a long while, so why not? You are at least doing it to me and no one else.

(K) Can we move on with the review please?

(S) Well we are on Magnezone. I think the answer is obvious.

(K) Mmm......

463
Lickilicky

(L) This one is just rotund... and that tongue.

(S) Not for me. I know someone out there would love all that thick wet sticky tongueness inside them, but not me.

(L) Is that even a word?

(S) Probably not.

464
Rhyperior

(S) Definitely rough around the edges. I do personally prefer the females over the males, but I'll say yes to both. Some do sumo wrestling and that has been something I have been meaning to get into.

(K) Won't that hurt your wound?

(S) I don't think so. I'll ask just to be on the safe side.

465
Tangrowth

(K) Pretty sure you made a hentai joke with Tangela.

(S) And it took it seriously. This hentai got thicker.

466
Electivire

(S) Like Electabuzz, great electricians. Not interested though.

467
Magmortar

(S) Pass. Magmar was okay, Magmortar is a no go honestly. Especially after getting mortared by a few when exploring a dormant volcano.

468
Togekiss

(S) All I can say is they are soft on their wings. That's it.

(L) No sex?

(S) Nope.

469
Yanmega

(S) Yanma seems to have upgraded.

470-471
Leafeon/Glaceon

(S) We know the drill by now with eeveelutions.

472
Gliscor

(S) Similar to what I said about Gligar. Not half bad sexually, just need to watch the tail and claws. And the teeth.

473
Mamoswine

(S) Not interested.

474
Porygon-Z

(L) So I have seen the previous reviews on Porygon. Is this one the same deal?

(S) You can say that.... just with some drugs shoved into it. I don't know what got injected in Porygon2 to create this version, but this one is a little more unstable and psychotic. Like an actual virus. Gonna be honest, I had to throw away a computer because of Porygon-Z.

(K) I vaguely remember you ordering a hazard barrel that you threw computer parts into.

(S) Yep. And now everyone knows the reason why. Please be careful around Porygon-Z.

475
Gallade

(S) I'll respect their nobility in being knights. Not having sex with them.

(L) How come?

(S) I have my reasons and people will hate me for it if I say it out loud. Moving on.

476
Probopass

(S) Fucking Mario knock-off.

477
Dusknoir

(S) Agents of death as I call them. Pass.

478
Froslass

(S) I have encountered a few Froslass before. They tried toying with me a lot cause I was lost in the mountains. I gave all three of them something to remember me by.

(L) Bloated with magic?

(S) In my special way.

479
Rotom

(S) Ah.... this crazy thing. Rotom acts similar to Porygon in this aspect, but more for the fact of besides possessing electronics, I can also impregnate them via animatronics.

(K) How.....?

(S) I've stopped trying to reason with physics sis. Easier to move on this way.

480-482
Uxie/Mesprit/Azelf

(S) Almost done. We now are on the legendary trio. Gonna say this right now, both of you would enjoy being around Uxie. He has vast knowledge on a lot of things, enjoys good literature, and has a knack in philosophy.

(K) Would he know about our history then?

(S) I did ask that when I got to know him, but is it a question I really want answered he said. To which at this point, while we know most parts, perhaps some things are best left alone.

Mesprit is a being of emotions and she is very playful. And while I could be meaning in the way I am, she can be. But she also likes to play chase. You do not know how hard it is to keep up with her.

(L) Where exactly were you chasing her?

(S) All over Sinnoh.

(K) What, why?

(S) She said it would be fun. And I believed her.

And the last one is Azelf and he has commendable willpower.

(L) Shade, I've noticed you glossed over these three easily.

(S) Yeah, you got me there. There isn't much for me to say about them really. Their triplets with different personalities and that each of them have their own role. I find them cute and all, but no idea what else to do with them. Not even when to hang out with them as they have their own things to do.

483-484
Dialga/Palkia

(K) So.... what about these two?

(S) I can only say that I will have sex with them, but screwing with the fabric of time and space is something I don't want to do. I think the damages we have done is enough as is.

(K) That being specifically you and I due to where we came from.

(S) Indeed. We are a spacial distortion as Palkia would call us.

485
Heatran

(K) Another volcano expedition.

(S) I'm this close to not doing these anynore because I hate volcanoes that are active. The dormant ones are okay because it's not an active hazard. I've only had fun with a female Heatran and probably going to be the only time I have fun with one. They are super warm inside and it is borderlining on being uncomfortable.

486
Regigigas

(L) The creator of the Regi trio.

(S) It's a giant golem. What is there for me to say?

487
Giratina

(S) Giratina is one who has been monitoring us lately. More so to satisfy her curiosity on our energy as it is unusual to anything else she has seen.

(K) How were you able to tell she was watching us?

(S) Gira may have pulled me through a mirror on accident when watching me. I ended up falling into a lake in her dimension. We got to talking after she fished me out and she is more than willing to meet you as well to discuss things that she knows.

(K) So somewhat like what you said about Uxie?

(S) I would say so, but she knows how it feels to be an outcast.

488
Cresselia

(S) They say Cresselia's feathers can cure nightmares. The opposite effect that Darkrai has. I have personally never met her at all, but I have seen pictures. If I am to be completely honest, there is a higher chance of me just sleeping with her to get some sleep instead of boning her.

(K) She does have this relaxing feel from her appearance.

489-490
Phione/Manaphy

(S) Wandering seafarers and the most innocent Pokémon at heart. Phione go where the waves take them and I like how they go with the flow. Manaphy, innocent souls that they are. Few around there is, but I've met two. They were the most playful and child at heart anyone could be. And part of me wishes to have that much carefree time to boot.

Though, on the terms of breeding, and this is just by the games standards. Manaphy give birth to Phione.

(L) Do Phione evolve into Manaphy?

(S) No. They do not.

(L) Then.... how do more Manaphy appear?

(S) Exactly. The same can be said about Heatran and Cresselia as they are legendary Pokémon that legitimately have genders. But the game classified all legendaries sterile and infertile. Except Manaphy for some reason. And in game, Manaphy doesn't have a gender. Which I call bullshit on all of that.

491
Darkrai

(S) So I mentioned that Darkrai causes nightmares. This is true as when I stayed at a hotel that was very close to this one's territory, I had one horrible time of a dream. Normally this was to scare me off because Darkrai are territorial and use nightmares to repel invaders. Well this one also poked around in dreams to see what she could tap into to ensure I leave and never return.

I ended up scaring her more than she was scaring me.

(K) What exactly did she make you dream?

(S) Trust me, none of you want to know. End of story I had to go find her to comfort her because what she saw had actually traumatized her. Something that she didn't think was possible for her kind.

(L) Guess there is a time for anyone?

492
Shaymin (Land and Sky formes)

(K) Shaymin are adorable cuties.

(S) Correct. And very powerful to. Some of them do not like me.

(K) How come?

(S) The number of forest fires I have made. They have the ability to restored ruined landscapes back to a more natural look. And some of them have found out about some of the forest fires I created back in the day.

(K) Yeah, I can see why they would hate you for that. Though a lot of nature environmentalist aren't fond of you when they figure that part out.

(S) Eh, shit happens. Gotta get use to it. I at least still had fun with those that didn't get mad at me for it. The ones in Sky Forme are more playful than land forme, but I think it is because they get a huge boost of energy from gracedia flowers.

493
Arceus

(S) The "god" of all Pokémon. Gira has told me about them, but that's all I got.

(L) So just secondhand info of Arceus then?

(S) And only secondhand info. Arceus is the reason why Gira was banished to a pseudosymetrical world, all because she had a small tantrum and razed half a mountain.

(L) Small...

(S) Yeah, I know. She thinks it's small when it wasn't. I know you're listening Gira and even I still think it was a bit much.

Says the one who has destroyed her fair share of cities!

(L) What the?

(K) Where did that come from?

(S) See. Mirrors. I know we have one in here somewhere and she can hear us. All in all, if given the chance, Gira and I would give a shot at Arceus. Probably won't end well, but it's the thought that counts.

(K) I highly consider that you don't do that. Otherwise it's going to be me that kicks your ass for doing something so stupid.

(S) I know you will. Which is why I am not gonna do it and just think about it.

Coward!

(S) Don't tempt me Gira. I'll come in there right now and press you down.

(K) Well, there is the end of the Sinnoh region review. I do want to apologize to everyone for my outbursts and if I seemed moody.

(S) It's all good sis. You're just concerned for me, that's all. I do appreciate both you and Liam joining me on this. Hopefully we all can do more of this together.

(L) We can swing on by for another review. Granted, I barely know any of the Pokémon species out there besides a select few.

(S) Doesn't hurt if you know them or not. Just some flavorful content besides me going off on my own stories or just saying yes to whatever I would stick my dick in or sink my puss on.

(L) It does make me wonder how much of a lineage you have out there.

(S) Some of this is canon, some of it is not. Yes I am breaking the forth wall on this and for explaining that while this is stuff we are doing--

(K) Not all of this is going to be true to what is going on in our lives. Lulu and a few others that we have mentioned are real.

(S) The restraining order is real too. Though it is up to debate if I keep it related to Riolu and Lucario. Minnie is on the next region review and my only spoiler on which one she is, she is a fighting type.

(L) It really is hard to think on how many there are. Have you kept track on how much in each region you said yes to?

(S) I need to do a recount. I do know Hoenn has the most that is on my to breed and to be bred by list. This might be a close second for now. Unova has a hundred and fifty-six.

(K) And the last one went on pretty long from what you explained to us. Think you might need to split it apart?

(S) Maybe. We'll see as there are some that I have disagreements with, so those will be fairly short.

(L) We all do thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed it. Melissa should be back for the next one.

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