Hyper Clicker
By Seydaschu
A trade with 9-Puzzle

This is an adult story with heavy sexual and fetish themes.
Fetish Warning: Hyper Cocks, Hyper Butts, Hyper Growth, Astronomical Growth, M/M

	Xamiso was just chilling out in his lab.  The somewhat anthropomorphic computer hung from the ceiling, while his oversized artificial genitalia hung from his own body!  His holographic face was being projected between his head, and the monitor for his gaming PC.  Despite the state of the art hardware in both himself and his PC, Xamiso was looking for something simpler.  Not a game where you shoot bad guys, or hide from monsters.  The android was searching for something that catered to his personal interests!  Something that tickled his kinks, but was also endless!

	Xamiso browsed message boards and independent projects on the more adult side of the web.  Then, his projected face gave a naughty smile at the sight of an online game's name.  “Hyper Clicker, by TZ”!  He clicked on the link immediately, but had to register an account.  He filled in the details, and scoffed at the “Are you not a robot?” test at the end.  Not because they were implying that the service was not for robots, but because of the assumption that robots weren't intelligent enough to read letters behind scrambled foregrounds!  He knew what they meant, though, but Xamiso was autonomous enough to be sentient, so certainly he was here to play, not spam!

	After a quick Flash loading screen, Xamiso met a full-screen pop-up.  “WARNING: this game is for adults only!”  He clicked “OK”, and was taken to the tutorial interface.  “Welcome to Hyper Clicker!  The object of the game is just like the rest of the internet; to make your e-penis as big as possible! :P”  The robot giggled, showing a face that was licking his lips seductively.  “Create your character!”  The first pop-up showed 3 options: Male, Female, and Herm.  However, Female and Herm were grayed out.  When Xamiso moused over them, the message read “coming soon”.  No matter, he was going to play male anyway!

	On the next screen, he was able to select a species.  As he moused over each row from the drop-down list, an androgynous furry of the same species appeared onscreen after a second of loading.  Xamiso smiled, and chose a giraffe.  He made it tall and feminine, and on the next screen, he was given a color palette.  From the different categories, Xamiso decided to choose colors close to he real robotic body.  Gray fur, with blue as a secondary color, and light cyan for the tertiary.  The android loved seeing his original character come to form, complete with blue hair and different colored spots.  Right when he clicked for the next page, the eyes of his artificial face bugged wide open!  His giraffe femmeboy suddenly had a meter-long penis, and appropriate balls hanging over its thighs!  Now there were cock customization options.  Xamiso chose a similar blue color, and made the penis circumcised, with an equine medial ring.  “Beautiful.”, he whispered out loud.  The last option was for a name.  So he just entered his own name for his OC; “Xamiso”.

	Now, it appeared the game had began.  He read the stats across the top.  “Cock: 1.000m  HP: 0  Time: 0:00:04”.  There was a sidebar on the right, but it appeared blank.  In the main window stood his giraffe character, holding up his blue erection horizontally!  Then, a tutorial message appeared.  “It's time to grow!  The rules are simple; click your cock to make it grow!  ;)”  The robot wasted no time, and with a playful smirk on his face, gave his OC's dick a few clicks!  However, it didn't seem to have much effect.  From the cursor rose text with each click, reading “+1mm  +1HP”.  Sure enough, after 30 clicks, he was at 1.030m length and 30 HP.  Xamiso still wasn't sure what that stood for, though.  It didn't seem like the sort of game to have health points, not to mention that he started with zero.  Amidst his initial disappointment, the next tutorial window popped up.  “When you click your cock, you also get Hyper Points.  Spend HP on upgrades to increase your growth rate!  Upgrade your 'Cock Clicking' a few times!”  A new icon appeared in the sidebar, depicting a penis with a hand-shaped mouse cursor poking it.  It turns out Xamiso could afford to buy it two times, so he did.  Back to the game, each click was now met with text reading “+3mm  +3HP”.  The android nodded in understanding.  He was comfortably clicking 10 times a second, while also watching the sidebar to buy Cock Clicking upgrades as he could afford them, each naturally costing more HP than the last.

	It didn't take long for Xamiso to be earning 1cm per click, and his giraffe now sported a little over 2 meters of cock from his hips!  An erection that would certainly be person-sized if it weren't attached to a giraffe!  The android was getting turned on by the potential growth of his character, so he decided to get comfortable!  Supports lowered from the ceiling to attach to his PC, then lifted it off the ground so that the space beneath it was completely clear.  He lifted himself upwards as well, staying in front of his computer until they were well off the ground.  Then, Xamiso gave a naughty smirk, and his body made a BWOOOOMPH noise!  In one millisecond, the machine's partially living body filled the rest of the room!  His balls squished against the floor, his glutes cushioned him against the ceiling, and his cock brushed its head against the opposite wall, giving Xamiso a sexy background behind his computer screen!  Growing inside of his own room was quite trivial, though.  He was simply getting in mood for what was onscreen.

	The android allowed himself to become immersed in the game.  All he had to do in real life was click on things, after all.  Right now, he was a feminine giraffe boy with a 2 meter cock, thinking “this is just getting started”!  He saw status bars and menus in his peripheral vision, and the mouse cursor floating in the air.  When the mouse was next to his shaft, it turned into a pointer hand, and when it clicked, he could feel it touch his penis, and make it grow little by little!  The giraffe boy could see pre starting to form on his cocktip, and licked his lips.  Then, he read a new tutorial pop-up.  “You can now use an activated ability.  You can gain a huge, temporary burst of power by clicking the CUM button! >:3”  Below the status bar, Xamiso saw a white bar with the highlighted word 'CUM' on it, sure enough.  His digital heart raced when he saw the cursor float over to it, and after one click, he gave a girly moan!  The button did what it said, and he was spraying gallons of semen all over the ground.  The mouse cursor returned to his shaft, and clicked like mad.  Clicks were now multiplied by 10, giving him 10cm and 100HP per click!  Unseen to the digital giraffe, was his real counterpart's excited ability to click 30 times per second!  The orgasm only lasted 5 seconds, however, and he wasn't quite on the ball to react to the bonus immediately.  Still, with nearly 100 clicks, his 2 meter cock was now 12m!  The screen zoomed out to show his whole size, making the giraffe appear smaller on screen, yet he was still aware of himself, both from third-person view and his own.

	At the top of the screen, the white bar was now black, and had been emptying during the cum-shot.  On mouseover, the message showed a 2 hour cooldown!  A tiny sliver of white on the left end was barely even noticeable.  Once again, Xamiso's mild disappointed was answered by another tutorial message.  “Pretty cool, huh?  Now, you can upgrade your cum ability.  There are new upgrades available, and a new place to click!  Can you guess where?~”  The menu now had a new upgrade category, under 'Balls' with a few upgrade buttons ready.  The mouse cursor wasted no time clicking on his comparatively small scrotum, which oddly hadn't grown yet since the game started!  Once again, growth was visibly negligible, and didn't even award HP.  Xamiso figured HP came from cock clicks.  He had a huge batch left over from the cum bonus, so he spent them on the new Balls category!  Things like 'Cum Production', 'Cum Force', and 'Ball Clicking'.  He tried a few levels of each, and had no trouble clicking the ball-sack up to match an appropriate size for the shaft!  It seemed that the primary attribute granted from ball size was 'Cum Capacity', as the projected duration of ejaculation grew longer as his scrotum grew.  So that means next time he cums, it should be longer than 5 seconds!  And be stronger than times 10, given the 'Cum Force' upgrades!

	Xamiso spent a few minutes playing with the upgrades for both his cock and balls.  The giraffe's balls where behind himself, as tall as he was!  And his shaft lifted his feet off the ground.  He got a healthy growth rate of 5cm per click, and brought his cock to an even 20m!  At this point, the next tutorial message popped up.  “Clicking getting a bit tough?  No worries, you can choose a tertiary growth power that gradually gives you HP over time as you idle!  Which of these do you like the best?”  Xamiso was given a few options to choose from.  Muscles, macro body, buttocks, tail, feet...  He stopped reading, and quickly chose 'buttocks'!  The tutorial continued.  “Ah, perfect!  What better way to represent the ability to make progress while sitting on your ass, than growing gigantic glutes?! >:d”  A new category of upgrades was added to the menu, titled 'Butt'.  Xamiso upgraded it first, before getting clicks on his ass (which was given a generous hitbox, so it could still be touched while being so tiny on the screen)!  Sure enough, his booty inflated behind himself, to nearly the size of the sack it rested upon!  Then on the status bar, next to his HP, read '+21.14 HP/s'.  Still not as strong as cock clicks, but should give some progress in case he needed a break.  But more importantly, it made the giraffe's ass huge!  The whole idea behind the game was to grow big after all, so how useful it was was secondary to how sexy the game character looked!

	After clicking himself to 30m in length, and clicking up his ballsack and ass to match, the cute little giraffe boy was no longer visible from third-person view, and his own view was eclipsed by his enormous soft booty-mass growing over himself!  At this point, a picture-in-picture window attached to the sidebar in the corner of the view, giving the user a close-up of the giraffe buried under all of that flesh!  Assuming where the 'camera' was, he partly closed his eyelids, giving his viewer 'some real fuck-me eyes'!  As if to match the mood of the scene, something blinked underneath the status bar.  The cum meter was ready!  One click later, and his penis was met with a furious clicking frenzy!  Each touch from the cursor seemed to amplify the digital creature's pleasure, making him spray floods of white over the countryside!  This time, the orgasm lasted for 15 seconds.  Once it was over, the giraffe boy was delighted at his new 500m length!  “Mmmm, that's pretty overpowered.  If only what was even more broken!~”

	The third-person view now showed a cock with a thickness that towered over trees.  In his afterglow, Xamiso hardly noticed the cursor spend all of new HP.  It smoothly clicked his balls until it sloshed with a capacity that could easily hold millions of gallons.  Then it clicked his butt until a similarly sized pair rested on top.  Finally, he went back to work clicking on his mighty blue penis!  He was gaining a meter every 10 clicks.  Then every 8.  Every 5.  Every 2!  Sadly, the upgrades were getting too expensive to get much more growth rate, and he swore there was diminishing returns.  Neverless, the hard-working giraffe brought himself to a full kilometer in length!  The blue and gray genitalia looked like a new mountain forming.  And yet, the clouds overhead seemed like a tease to him!  “This can't be it!  What am I missing?”  The cursor was now searching through options and other menus, when he found a prestige option.  Intrigued, he gave it a click.  A longer message window popped up.

	“If you prestige, you will start the game over again.  You'll start at 1m length again, but you'll keep your achievement rewards.  However, you also gain a 'cock memory', recording your highest length record so far!  The higher your cock memory is, the more HP you'll earn, as a universal multiplier!  The double-meaning on the term 'universal' was intentional. ;)  In the future, I hope to have new perks to unlock with enough cock memory.  Until then, enjoy the multiplier!  Are you sure you want to reset now?”

	Xamiso read over the short paragraph, and canceled at first.  Achievements?  He found the achievements tab, and on mouseover noticed the small bonuses they gave.  He simply hadn't noticed until now.  “Those should have a pop-up or something.  I guess I can suggest that later.  Hmm... ah, these must be more noticeable on a new game after prestige, to make it start faster!”  Seeing that the cum gauge won't fill for 10 minutes, he pondered waiting until then, keeping this game in another tab as he browsed and earned idle HP from his butt size.  But then he decided that it wasn't too difficult to reach this point.  He opened the prestige box again, and this time clicked 'reset'.

	As expected, the formerly small giraffe boy was back into view again, with only one meter of cock sticking out of his loins.  He did still have some features unlocked, such as upgrade categories for his balls and butt, and the cum meter starting to fill from empty.  At the end of the status bar next to his time was “Cock Memory: 1.002km”.  So Xamiso went to work, excited to see new changes.  His first cock click showed the brief message “+12mm +12,024HP”.  That was unupgraded.  He was stunned.  “Is that really... one thousand times as much?  Ooooooh!”  With a handful of clicks, he bought hundreds of upgrades right away, toggling a feature that let him buy 10 levels at a time.  The next clicks were already giving 25cm, tripling his length in less than a second of clicking, making the cock seem to comically shoot out of his body!  “Mmmm, that's amazing!~”

	He easily reached 10m, then bought some upgrades.  +60cm per click.  He had surpassed his previous growth rate!  He clicked himself up to 30m, bringing up the picture-in-picture window again to remain visible, and upgraded some more.  +80cm per click, which he rode up to 80m.  After this batch of upgrades, he finally got +1m per click, and licked his lips.  That puny size he started with was being added to his length with each click!  After bringing himself to 150m, he realized something.  “I haven't even cummed yet!”  He upgraded the balls and butt categories, which he had been neglecting, and gave each a few clicks to see them grow into view in seconds!  Still 5 minutes to go before the gauge filled, though.  So he just kept clicking!

	Relaxed, he was clicking slower now.  Still, after one minute, he reached a length of 500m.  After another 2 minutes, he made it to 1km again.  He had surpassed his old record already!  After some more upgrades and clicks on his balls, the cum meter flashed sooner than he expected.  Looks like the Cum Production upgrades were shortening the wait!  “Awesome!”  With no further ceremony, he activated the orgasm, and went into his trance-like clicking mode on his bulging shaft.  There were so many numbers on screen, he couldn't read them, all blurred together.  Of course, in-game, his eyes were squint shut with pleasure, so it hardly mattered.  “Mmph, how long do I, mmm, have to click?  Ungh!”  It was 43 seconds later when the 'special ability' ended.  He was above the clouds now, only stretches of sky visible in the background behind the colossal penis!  The top of the screen was getting darker as well.  He read the status bar, contented.  “Cock: 61.371km”.  Being played by a computer himself, he was able to quickly calculate how high up he was.  “Oh my god, I'm literally in the stratosphere!~”

	Xamiso relaxed in the odd quiet, sandwiched between his throbbing blue cock, and his gray balls and buttocks that soon grew into view.  The power of cock-clicking now was sadly inconsequential, however.  Many of the upgrades had a linear effect, adding single millimeters of growth rate per level, while only being able to afford a handful due to the exponential price increase.  He checked the achievements next, and read over their rewards, certainly earning some new ones.  He found a new perk that really caught his eye.  “Pent-Up: Cum for at least 30 consecutive seconds.  Reward: After each Prestige, gain full Cum meter until your first activation”.  He thought about the implications of this.  “Does that mean I can just reset, cum, then reset again as much as I want?  Hmmm...”  He decided to test this right away, reseting with a cock memory of 61.822km.

	Now, the giraffe was at square one for the third time.  His first clicks were already worth 50mm a piece, doubling his starting length in 20 clicks!  “Ooh, I wonder if achievements are going to overpower the upgrades?”  After spending millions of HP, his next clicks were already give one meter each!  At 50m, he spent about a few billion HP, and now gained 3m a click.  At cock length 300m, he attained 6m per click.  At 1km, he gained 8m per click.  This time, he stopped at 2km before preparing his balls and ass.  Sure enough, as he grew his scrotum and gained Cum Capacity, the gauge remained full, just as the achievement reward said!  “Ah, so I can just do it now!  Hehe!~”

	Xamiso's clicking fury was getting ridiculous.  After clicking 30 times a second for half a minute, he noticed the duration was 2 minutes total!  In a spark of quick thinking, he decided to quickly buy as much Cock Clicking and Cum Force as he could afford, and continued.  He was already past 100km!  After another 30 seconds of clicking, he did the same menu work, then went back to prodding the mammoth, pulsing erection bulging with semen!  This time, he continued until the burst of power finally ended.  The giraffe had to catch his breath, possibly mirroring the fatigue his player felt from clicking so much for over a minute.

	“Phew.  Alright, where are we at now?”  A quick glance up to the status bar showed “4.361Mm”.  He was a little confused, before giving a wicked smile.  “Is that... megameters?!  Who uses megameters?  Well, I guess my cock does, now!”  In third person view, his veiny blue erection sat visibly atop the Earth, pointing into the air due to the planet's round shape!  He hadn't quite outgrown it, yet.  “Heehee, I kinda want to read megameters as 'Mmmmmm', 'cause that's how I feel now!~  Alright, looks like I'll do my fourth run right away to escape the planet!”

	With a cock memory of over 4 megameters, he quickly started again, utilizing yet more achievements from exceeding millions of meters in length and becoming visible from space!  His first clicks were worth 41cm already.  In his head, Xamiso 'skipped' past the boring part, doing what he did last time to reach a comfortable starting size before he felt he had enough HP to give his balls an even more cataclysmic ejaculation!  At 16km, he prepared his balls, and also clicked his ass to appropriate size, noticing a few synergy upgrades that made his butt size contribute a small percentage boost to his cum duration, making it still useful for this 'speedrun' strategy.  “Or should we say, 'speedcum' strategy!  Bwahahaha!~”  Xamiso considered using that title in case he shared a guide with the other users, though he was also worried it would get nerfed.  Still, if cumming was this overpowered, and the “Pent Up” achievement was broken, he may as well enjoy it while he could!

	Before he unleashed the flood, he noted that the duration was now 3 minutes, 29 seconds.  Plenty of time to think, and upgrade during flow.  So away he went!  He used the menu 5 or 6 times between his cock clicks, and this time he eased up on the clicking speed to give his mechanical fingers a rest.  So his click speed was down to 10 times a second, still impressive compared to normal players!  In the slower pace, he was able to enjoy the scenery a bit more.  The giraffe had halfway lidded eyes, now more in control of his orgasm.  He was quite casual with how he whited out the whole sky this time!  He was visible from space within the first minute now.  After 2 minutes, he had outgrown Earth!  By the time he ended, he could feel the small planet brushing away under his shaft, and the moon being touched likewise further down the length!  “Cock: 847.27Mm”  The giraffe just gave a smirk this time.  “Dang, almost a gigameter!  I could almost thrust all the way through the Sun!  Well, we know the next step, right?”

	After putting this planetary size into cock memory, he was tiny again.  His first click gave 3m, quadrupling his starting length in one click, and yet, that hardly even registered to him!  That was the boring part now.  It was now routine.  Click click click, upgrade upgrade, click click click, upgrade upgrade.  “Cock: 65.103km”.  He had surpassed his record from the second run, reaching over the clouds without even cumming!  It appears the cum length was over 6 minutes now, so the giraffe got comfortable before the 'real' part of the game began!  So, he casually flooded the planet with a gentle smile, growing out of control, yet again.  The pattern was much like how he started.  Click click click, upgrade upgrade.  The gameplay was getting repetitive, but the rewards were more noticeable!  Even after Earth was no longer visible, the giraffe boy was still relaxed, even while ejaculating more mass than Jupiter every second!  Time flied by, and when the orgasm stopped, his shaft was gently warmed up by the Sun halfway down!  “Cock: 314.09Gm”.  “Aw, praise the Sun!  I think I outgrew the speed of light back there!~  So,... next is terameters, huh?”  This size quickly became a memory.  Or moreover, cock memory!

	He clicked up to 400km again, and started cumming for 10 minutes.  During his growth his time, he was sadly running out of upgrades and achievements!  How much endgame was planned, he wondered to himself.  Xamiso was now listening to some music to pass the time as he played.  At the end of this speedcum run, his cock was only 9Tm.  Still enough to measure across the orbit of Neptune, though!  So he prestiged again without much thought to it.  On his next run, he grew to 250Tm, well outside the Solar System now.  It was getting pretty plain and empty in deep space.  “I guess my next goal is Proxima Centauri.  4.25 lightyears is, um... about 40Pm.  So I'm 1/160th of the way there?”  So he reset again.  5Pm, which for reference is 5 quadrillion meters, or 5 trillion kilometers!  Over half of a lightyear.  Another reset.  After the giraffe ejaculated for over half an hour straight, something finally broke the sentient computer out of his immersion.

	The giraffe was frozen in time.  The menu bars weren't updating.  Xamiso clicked angrily around the game window with no response.  The game had frozen!  Just after 18.447Pm, Hyper Clicker stopped responding.  “Did I overflow a variable?”  The computer chuckled to himself.  “Hehe, I'd say that's close enough to beating the game!  My cock, measured in millimeters, outgrew a 64-bit unsigned integer!~”  As he laughed, he closed the unresponsive browser.  However, the image of his giraffe character's penis, testicles, and buttocks still filled the screen.  Then, much to his surprise, it seemed to fall off the screen, leaving only the desktop background!  The giraffe's genitalia popped through the screen, escaping the fictional world of the computer game, and plopped heavily on top of the keyboard!

	Xamiso was quite excited.  “Oh my gosh, this is kinda like what Tozii did!  My fursona outgrew my PC and became real!~”  “You got that right!”, responded a voice coming from the base of the seemingly disembodied blue cock.  “Oh, is that me?”  “Yep, it's me!  Hello, me!  I'm you, but furrier!”  The computer lifted stiff junk with his robotic hands.  “You were almost 2 lightyears long inside the game, but now you're the size of my monitor, 24 inches!”  “Hehe, yeah.  I'll bet I wouldn't have overflowed if he switched over to lightyears after reaching the petameter range.”  “Well, I'm glad you did, me!~  So, if you're some sort of digital creature, I should be able to fix this.”  Lights and sensors over the android surged with energy, and over a few seconds, the cock in his hand expanded to 1 meter long!  A few more seconds, and his fursona's body grew into view, coming to an appropriate size to carry the endowments he was first intended to carry.  The living computer made a blushing face.  “Gawd, you're cute!~”  “Thanks, me, you made me that way!  You did a great job!”  “Aw, it was nothing.”  He hugged the giraffe, pushing the blue shaft to the side, while the computer's own room-filling junk still throbbed below.

	Xamiso and Xamiso made eye contact, and made the same wicked smile, knowing what the other was thinking.  They asked together.  “Wanna fuck?~  Jinx!”  The giraffe turned around in the android's arms, held in the air while the massive junk shrunk down temporarily.  It wasn't too big or anything, just in the wrong spot!  Computer Xamiso easily slid a 2 meter long cock into giraffe Xamiso's eager ass, bulging the femmeboy's belly and chest without any discomfort.  The computer held his head next to giraffe's, speaking quietly into his ear.  “You are from a game, designed to grow forever and ever.  In you, is code used for astronomical growth.  Can I please... have a look at it?  I'll put it to good use!”  The giraffe smiled and nodded.  The androids lights glowed brightly again as he scanned the sexy digital creature made real.  “Alright, I made a backup of everything, too.  For reference, I've grown into the Prime Plane before!  I just want us to be more... efficient!~”  “Prime Plane?  Refresh my memory?”

	The giraffe blinked.  And now found that the 2 Xamisos' sexual parts stuffed what appeared to be a subatomic particle, near to bursting!  The computer giggled, now holding a hologram, feeling as if the two were still cuddling, even though they were unfathomably far apart!  He spoke to his fursona, and an equivalent hologram relayed the speech to the giraffe.  “Oops, you missed it!~”  He winked and stuck out his tongue using his displayed face.  The giraffe was confused.  “Did you shrink us?  I thought we were growing?”  “I did!  I wraps around after you outgrow Non-Existence!  Man, I'm sure glad real life has no variable limits!~”  “Hey, we don't know yet.  You'll have to test it on me!~”  With that, the two grew so fast, even the supercomputer couldn't accurately measure it!  In the time electrons take to tell Xamiso's electronic brain to start saying a sentence, Prime Planes pass by!  If there is a limit to everything, the computer and the giraffe were now the best candidates to find and test it.  And test they did!~