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After all, we never seem to see a toilet in any of [i]their[/i] houses, do we?", "description_bbcode_parsed": "A short story about several different islanders coming in to Player Character's house to use the bathroom. After all, we never seem to see a toilet in any of their houses, do we?", "writing": "``Well hello precious, mind if I come in for a visit?''\n\nI looked up from my CDs at the front door, a vibrant pink head poking through the open gap.\n\n``Hey Fuchsia, sure thing. Come on in,'' I invited.\n\nI hadn't been doing anything important, just putting a few new tracks I'd bought in their slots of my music collection. Then I was going to thumb through the whole set and throw something new on the stereo. I was getting a little tired of the K.K. Synth, even if it was excellent. Ah, doesn't Fuchsia like something a little more old school? I pulled one of Slider's tracks out of its slot and hit ``play.'' A swing-y, synchopated piano line kicked up and the little deer turned from the plant she had been looking at.\n\n``Ooh, I love K.K. Rockabilly! Thanks, precious!''\n\nI just nodded and smiled before going back to look through my set. I would still want something to put on after she left. I heard the little hoofbeats trail off as she walked out of the room. I assumed she had gone back into my little cafe-inspired coffee and reading room. Chuckling to myself I was glad it wasn't Lucky, that dog would have eaten every last pastry I had.\n\nMy head snapped up and I froze when I heard an unexpected sound. Water splashing? Pouring? There wasn't a sink in there, I always had to come get water for coffee or tea in the b-\n\nThe bathroom. Was she seriously using my bathroom? I mean that's fine, but she'd hardly said two words before going in there. Maybe not, maybe my ears were fooling me over the sound of the music. I walked slowly across the main room to the doorway that led into what passed for a bathroom in my house. I mean it had a tub, a toilet, a sink, and a couple towels, but I also had a couch and a TV and there wasn't even a door in the entry. Once I got close, it just confirmed what I thought I heard. The loud splashing of her peeing trickled to a tinkle, and then stopped. I hesitated, figuring I should not be caught out there listening to her go to the bathroom, but I didn't hear her flush or her hooves on the palace tile flooring.\n\nWhat I did hear was a few soft grunts followed by a burst of louder splashes. It was like she had dumped out a cup of gravel into the toilet. Oh, of course. Deer scat. Another grunt, a loud fart that echoed in the bathroom, audible even over the stereo, and another cacophony of splashes. I remembered that I had never set a toilet roll holder in there. There was a box of tissues in the middle of the room next to a bucket, but that was it.\n\nI heard a flush and I went as quickly and quietly back to my CD collection as I could, trying not to let her know I was listening to her take a shit in my house. I wasn't really trying to spy on her, I was just surprised she had done that. The clip-clop of little hooves crescendoed as she walked into the living room.\n\n``Well, I should probably get going. We should hang out again soon, precious!'' she said with a smile and a wave.\n\nI just waved back, but the second she was out the door I went into the other room. There wasn't much odor, thankfully, but there also weren't any tissues in the toilet bowl or the bucket in the middle of the room. I hoped that meant that she just hadn't bothered wiping at all, and not that she had flushed a couple tissues. The septic system couldn't handle that.\n\nWeird. Sometimes the other islanders would come in, look at one thing on the wall, and leave, but usually they meandered around longer than that. And no one had ever used my toilet before. Eh. It wasn't worth the thought effort worrying about it. She probably just came up to hang out and needed to go while she was here.\n\n-\n\nA few days later I was tinkering at my workbench, re-staining my entire bedroom set. The red had been a bold color but I wanted something a little more muted, so I was sanding everything down to prep it for an oak finish. There was a knock at the door and a loud ``ah-rooo!'' before it opened with a quiet chime. I glanced behind me and saw Lobo walking in, wearing his usual avacado green bomber-style jacket. That and nothing else, which was also usual.\n\n``If there's anything you don't want me to touch, just let me know in advance, OK? I mean, you probably expected me to come in here and touch all your stuff anyways, but... just to be safe!''\n\n``Uh, yeah, no problem Lobo.''\n\nDespite being so gruff he was usually pretty respectful, I didn't think I needed to tell him to leave anything alone. I started to put my tools away and wipe my hands off on a rag so that I could properly entertain. I would have liked to have a bit of warning so I could have finished my project first, but all my neighbors were like that. I turned around but he was gone. Where the fuck? I heard the click of his claws on the tile. No fucking way, straight to the ``bathroom,'' such as it was.\n\nTossing the rag down I hurried over into the side room. He was already sitting on the toilet, though it sounded like he hadn't starting going yet. A short fart that echoed up from the bowl and I rolled my eyes, reassessing that assumption. It hadn't occurred to me that I might need to ask him not to drop a deuce in my toilet. He just looked at me with his moonlit yellow eyes and I saw his stomach flex, followed by another fart and the splash of his piss hitting the water. Lobo was sitting with his legs apart and I could see it, as pale yellow as his eyes.\n\n``You heard about what's been happening around the island lately?'' he asked, apparently lacking any shame or concern that I was standing there while he took a piss.\n\nI was going to respond that I really didn't care, uninterested in hearing yet another of the cranky wolf's rumors, but he carried on anyway.\n\n``Someonnnnne's beennnnn leaving presents all over the place'' he said, lingering on the consonants as his abs clenched again, each word accompanied by the hiss and splash of his pee increasing, as well as two heavy ``bloops''.\n\nHe really was just taking a shit as though nothing were out of the ordinary. I wasn't exactly trying to stare, but it was hard not to notice the two brown logs drop in the shadow underneath his ass as he grunted while speaking. I was a little intrigued, though, people leaving out gifts wasn't the normal fare of his rumormongering, and I hadn't noticed any about anyway.\n\n``I've heard it's - nnf -'' he interrupted himself with a loud grunt, straining.\n\nThe wolf's cock was fully out of his sheath, but pointing directly down into the toilet. For now at least, it seemed like he was getting hard and I was worried it would end up sticking up and spraying the floor in front of the toilet. I scooted a little to the side to get out of the line of fire.\n\n``Ahh,'' he sighed after a loud splash, obviously feeling better for having passed a sizeable shit. ``I've heard it's Reneigh,'' Lobo finished with a wolfish grin.\n\n``Oh fuck, did she do it again?'' I wondered to myself. I hadn't caught her at it more than just the once, but maybe the big horse had taken to dropping her apples outside again.\n\n``Can't trust an herbivore I always saAAay-'' his voice rose and fell as he pushed one more turd out into the toilet. ``Filthy, just filthy, leaving that all over our pretty island. Uncivilized.'' he said with self-satisfied nod.\n\nI had opinions on just how ``civilized'' it was spreading rumors while taking a dump in your neighbor's house, while said neighbor stood there, but it was no use arguing with Lobo. He got annoyed pretty easily. Lobo reached between his legs and gave his dick a shake, then stood up and flushed,\n\n``Well, it's time for me to hit the ol' dust trail! We didn't really talk about anything important, but it was fun hanging out just the same! ah-roooo!''\n\nHe didn't wait for me to reply and turned and walked out, leaving me to my thoughts. What the fuck? Was the whole island just going to come shit in my house? Everyone except Reneigh, apparently, as it seemed she was just using the whole island as her toilet. Two didn't make a pattern but It did seem very odd. I didn't love when they came in unannounced anyway, I'd built my house up on the highest cliff and only a latticework of vines to climb up to it for a reason. But the least they could do is actually hang out a little. Frustrated, I went back to the workbench and got back to sanding down the paint off of my dresser.\n\nI had been working for maybe an hour when the door chimed again. No fucking way.\n\n``Hello dear! I hope you don't mind, I just thought I'd pop by for a little. I've heard you have such lovely taste in furniture, it's the talk of the island.''\n\nOlivia's voice was light and clear and I turned to see the elegant cat walking in, wearing a casual chic dress that showed off the asymmetrical way her white fur shifted to burgundy at her paws. She was gorgeous as always, I'd had a bit of a crush on her since she had moved in. She smiled and waved and immediately turned to head towards the toilet. No. Fucking. Way. What was happening on this island?\n\nI followed her in, mostly because I could not believe that it would be three for three on neighbors coming by for a visit only to use my toilet. Sure enough, she turned and lifted her dress up, baring her pussy, and sat down on the toilet. I was hard, I'd longed for a look under her dress and there I had gotten the merest peek. I wanted more, and I wanted some kind of thanks for every fucking islander coming by to shit in my house.\n\nOlivia frowned at me as her pee tinkled quietly into the toilet, a much more demure sound than Lobo's high-pressure stream. It was also muffled by the fact that she sat with her legs closed and hands resting on her knees. I saw her eyebrows furrow for just a moment then heard the faintest little plop.\n\n``Can't a lady have a little privacy for her...delicate business?'' she asked.\n\n``Fuck no. You come into my house just to shit in my toilet? Nah. In fact, less privacy. Let's see it.''\n\nHer frown deepened.\n\n``You heard me. Dress up, legs spread. Don't pretend you're such a fancy fuckin' lady, you're the one who started to take a shit in front of me.''\n\n``Well there's certainly no call for such language. But I suppose you're right. NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE. I'm saying, this is a very nice toilet you've got here.''\n\nShe did as I asked and pulled the hem of her dress up, spreading her legs. Her white fur shifted to the same burgundy around her crotch as it did at the ends of her arms and legs. A clear golden stream fell from between her white-furred thighs, more pulled by the gravity than pushed by pressure. I saw a small tan turd sitting in the bottom of the bowl. I was aroused by more than just the fact that this cat was baring her pussy to me - and it was a nice looking cunt, too. The fact that I was ogling this pretty little prissypants in such a compromising moment was a huge turn-on. And she had all but offered to let me do it. She had, after all, willingly starting emptying herself out while I was standing there.\n\nI grabbed my crotch, rubbing my hard dick through my pants, and stepped closer. I was right in front of her, practically standing between her open knees while she peed, squeezing myself. I was close enough that if I pulled my dick out, the tip would touch her lips. Olivia didn't really move, didn't react, other than another flutter of her eyebrows followed the quiet hiss of a puff from her ass, a barely audible crackle, and the little splash of another shit dropping into the toilet.\n\n``Is this how you get your kicks, purrr?'' she asked, her condescending tone a confusing juxtaposition with the sound of pleasure.\n\n``Sure is!'' I replied, though I'd rather get my kicks by bending her over and having my way with her.\n\n``Oh, you, you're priceless, you know that? Like a peppy bag of fun, purrrr.''\n\nWhat a weirdo. A second ago she was demanding privacy, now she was joking with me while I stroked myself through my pants and she pushed another turd out. It was followed by a long buzzing fart, which apparently neither of us was going to acknowledge. But hearing such an uptight little bitch rip ass like that was kinda hot. I was about to give in and whip it out when she stood up, her small titties bumping against my chest and forcing me to take a half step backwards. She was holding her dress up and keeping her feet apart.\n\n``Be a dear and wipe for me hm? I never do it myself.''\n\nUhh ok. Sure. An invitation to touch her pussy, her asshole? Yes please. I nodded vigorously and grabbed a handful of tissues from the box, now regretting I had never brought some toilet paper in. I guess if everyone was going to use my place for their bathroom I had fucking better. I walked around behind her and she obliged me by bending forward just a bit, her burgundy tail swishing as she lifted it high to give me access. There were golden droplets glistening on the fur between her thighs and the barest streak of brown on the pink ring of her asshole.\n\nHard as a rock, I reached between her legs and gently dabbed her thighs dry before pressing up against her slit. I could feel the warmth of her cunt through the thin tissue. I was gentle, but I wasn't just there for business. Rather than simply wiping back, I rubbed in little circles, probing between her folds until I felt the hard nub of her clit. Olivia didn't really react, seemingly willing to let me have my fun and just get it over with. Drawing my hand back I looked at the tissue, at the damp spot in the middle of the paper, a slight yellow tinge to the white sheet. I dropped it and folded up a second sheet.\n\nMy breath was coming heavy and I could smell the slight musk from her ass, a little bit of an earthy odor with an almost metallic tinge from the bit of scat left behind on her hole. I put my two fingers, surrounded by tissue, between her cheeks and pressed them against her anus. I swiped upwards and out, confirming with a glance at both her pink ring and the paper that I had gotten the remnants of her bowel movement cleaned up. I went back for a second pass, just to be sure. I let my finger slip out from under the tissue, pressing against her asshole. It was so warm. I pressed inwards and was surprised there was almost no resistance. Well, might as well see how far we can go. Turns out all the way in. My finger sank to the knuckle as though I were pushing into a soft loaf of bread instead of her recently voided bowels, the cat not even grunting as I violated her backdoor. God I wanted to fuck her ass.\n\n``Well, I won't take any more of your time!'' Olivia said and dropped her dress, simply stepping forward and walking towards the door.\n\nMy hand moved along with her for a moment until my finger slipped out of her asshole, and she still didn't react. It was like she didn't even realize I had done it, but there was no way she wasn't aware it had just been in her ass.\n\n``I hope we can do this again sometime!'' came her voice from the doorway.\n\nI hadn't moved, frozen by what had just happened, and had to clear my throat twice to respond. It still sounded hoarse as I called back that she could come by any time.\n\nNo sooner had the door shut when it opened again. I still hadn't moved from where I stood, a damp tissue at my feet and one smudged with shit in my hand. My finger looked pretty clean, thank goodness. Olivia must have fully emptied. It did smell like ass, though. Not like, it smelled terrible, just...smelled like ass, since that's where it had been.\n\n``Hey! Let's hang out!'' came a shout from my living room.\n\nAh fuck. Zucker. He wasn't a jerk or anything, he was just kind of a dweeb, but wasn't nearly as endearing as Lucky. I tossed the two tissues into the bucket figuring I would deal with them later. I also assumed that, like the rest of my neighbors, he would just come right in here to do his business. I was right. The octopus came wiggling through the doorway and stopped when he saw me. He seemed surprised. I suspected that he hadn't actually cared if I was home or not, or where I was, he was there for one thing.\n\n``Hey there, It's always good to see you, bloop!''\n\nHe wobbled the rest of the way to the toilet, legs rippling along the floor. I was morbidly curious how octopodes used the toilet...I guess I assumed it would all just come out in some liquid burst? I'd never thought about it before. He lifted several of his legs and placed himself on the seat, those weird black eyes staring at me as he just kind of bobbed left and right.\n\nSeriously, what the fuck was going on? Why was everyone coming by to use my toilet? Did they not have any in their own fucking houses?\n\nI was annoyed. I was tired. I was also still very horny from having played with Olivia's holes. My eyes dropped ever so slightly to Zucker's mouth, the big pink ring wide open. Fuck it.\n\nI unzipped and got my cock out. He started to say something but I didn't hear it, roughly shoving my dick into Zucker's sucker. And suck it did. I don't know if he liked sucking cock or if it just naturally started to vacuum when something was in it but holy shit, it was like jamming my dick in a motorized masturbator. I was humping his face, his snout sucking like a high end hoover, barely aware of the sounds below as he relieved himself, like the three other islanders before him, into my porcelain bowl.\n\nJesus Christ I'd never gotten head that good. Within maybe 30 seconds I was on the edge. I grabbed his head and shoved my hips forward, pushing my cock to the balls inside his mouth. With a tingle I dumped their load, blasting four fat wads of cum into Zucker's mouth. His mouth didn't quit and I practically thrashed as he kept sucking my overstimulated prick. Finally it was too much and I fell backwards, landing on the floor with a thud. My dick was still hard, but my balls were empty. Normally there's a little that oozes out after, but he had sucked me dry.\n\n``I didn't expect this to turn into a snack run, bloop!''\n\nHe stood up and flushed, and wiggle wobbled his way out. 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I looked up from my CDs at the front door, a vibrant pink head poking through the open gap.

``Hey Fuchsia, sure thing. Come on in,'' I invited.

I hadn't been doing anything important, just putting a few new tracks I'd bought in their slots of my music collection. Then I was going to thumb through the whole set and throw something new on the stereo. I was getting a little tired of the K.K. Synth, even if it was excellent. Ah, doesn't Fuchsia like something a little more old school? I pulled one of Slider's tracks out of its slot and hit ``play.'' A swing-y, synchopated piano line kicked up and the little deer turned from the plant she had been looking at.

``Ooh, I love K.K. Rockabilly! Thanks, precious!''

I just nodded and smiled before going back to look through my set. I would still want something to put on after she left. I heard the little hoofbeats trail off as she walked out of the room. I assumed she had gone back into my little cafe-inspired coffee and reading room. Chuckling to myself I was glad it wasn't Lucky, that dog would have eaten every last pastry I had.

My head snapped up and I froze when I heard an unexpected sound. Water splashing? Pouring? There wasn't a sink in there, I always had to come get water for coffee or tea in the b-

The bathroom. Was she seriously using my bathroom? I mean that's fine, but she'd hardly said two words before going in there. Maybe not, maybe my ears were fooling me over the sound of the music. I walked slowly across the main room to the doorway that led into what passed for a bathroom in my house. I mean it had a tub, a toilet, a sink, and a couple towels, but I also had a couch and a TV and there wasn't even a door in the entry. Once I got close, it just confirmed what I thought I heard. The loud splashing of her peeing trickled to a tinkle, and then stopped. I hesitated, figuring I should not be caught out there listening to her go to the bathroom, but I didn't hear her flush or her hooves on the palace tile flooring.

What I did hear was a few soft grunts followed by a burst of louder splashes. It was like she had dumped out a cup of gravel into the toilet. Oh, of course. Deer scat. Another grunt, a loud fart that echoed in the bathroom, audible even over the stereo, and another cacophony of splashes. I remembered that I had never set a toilet roll holder in there. There was a box of tissues in the middle of the room next to a bucket, but that was it.

I heard a flush and I went as quickly and quietly back to my CD collection as I could, trying not to let her know I was listening to her take a shit in my house. I wasn't really trying to spy on her, I was just surprised she had done that. The clip-clop of little hooves crescendoed as she walked into the living room.

``Well, I should probably get going. We should hang out again soon, precious!'' she said with a smile and a wave.

I just waved back, but the second she was out the door I went into the other room. There wasn't much odor, thankfully, but there also weren't any tissues in the toilet bowl or the bucket in the middle of the room. I hoped that meant that she just hadn't bothered wiping at all, and not that she had flushed a couple tissues. The septic system couldn't handle that.

Weird. Sometimes the other islanders would come in, look at one thing on the wall, and leave, but usually they meandered around longer than that. And no one had ever used my toilet before. Eh. It wasn't worth the thought effort worrying about it. She probably just came up to hang out and needed to go while she was here.

-

A few days later I was tinkering at my workbench, re-staining my entire bedroom set. The red had been a bold color but I wanted something a little more muted, so I was sanding everything down to prep it for an oak finish. There was a knock at the door and a loud ``ah-rooo!'' before it opened with a quiet chime. I glanced behind me and saw Lobo walking in, wearing his usual avacado green bomber-style jacket. That and nothing else, which was also usual.

``If there's anything you don't want me to touch, just let me know in advance, OK? I mean, you probably expected me to come in here and touch all your stuff anyways, but... just to be safe!''

``Uh, yeah, no problem Lobo.''

Despite being so gruff he was usually pretty respectful, I didn't think I needed to tell him to leave anything alone. I started to put my tools away and wipe my hands off on a rag so that I could properly entertain. I would have liked to have a bit of warning so I could have finished my project first, but all my neighbors were like that. I turned around but he was gone. Where the fuck? I heard the click of his claws on the tile. No fucking way, straight to the ``bathroom,'' such as it was.

Tossing the rag down I hurried over into the side room. He was already sitting on the toilet, though it sounded like he hadn't starting going yet. A short fart that echoed up from the bowl and I rolled my eyes, reassessing that assumption. It hadn't occurred to me that I might need to ask him not to drop a deuce in my toilet. He just looked at me with his moonlit yellow eyes and I saw his stomach flex, followed by another fart and the splash of his piss hitting the water. Lobo was sitting with his legs apart and I could see it, as pale yellow as his eyes.

``You heard about what's been happening around the island lately?'' he asked, apparently lacking any shame or concern that I was standing there while he took a piss.

I was going to respond that I really didn't care, uninterested in hearing yet another of the cranky wolf's rumors, but he carried on anyway.

``Someonnnnne's beennnnn leaving presents all over the place'' he said, lingering on the consonants as his abs clenched again, each word accompanied by the hiss and splash of his pee increasing, as well as two heavy ``bloops''.

He really was just taking a shit as though nothing were out of the ordinary. I wasn't exactly trying to stare, but it was hard not to notice the two brown logs drop in the shadow underneath his ass as he grunted while speaking. I was a little intrigued, though, people leaving out gifts wasn't the normal fare of his rumormongering, and I hadn't noticed any about anyway.

``I've heard it's - nnf -'' he interrupted himself with a loud grunt, straining.

The wolf's cock was fully out of his sheath, but pointing directly down into the toilet. For now at least, it seemed like he was getting hard and I was worried it would end up sticking up and spraying the floor in front of the toilet. I scooted a little to the side to get out of the line of fire.

``Ahh,'' he sighed after a loud splash, obviously feeling better for having passed a sizeable shit. ``I've heard it's Reneigh,'' Lobo finished with a wolfish grin.

``Oh fuck, did she do it again?'' I wondered to myself. I hadn't caught her at it more than just the once, but maybe the big horse had taken to dropping her apples outside again.

``Can't trust an herbivore I always saAAay-'' his voice rose and fell as he pushed one more turd out into the toilet. ``Filthy, just filthy, leaving that all over our pretty island. Uncivilized.'' he said with self-satisfied nod.

I had opinions on just how ``civilized'' it was spreading rumors while taking a dump in your neighbor's house, while said neighbor stood there, but it was no use arguing with Lobo. He got annoyed pretty easily. Lobo reached between his legs and gave his dick a shake, then stood up and flushed,

``Well, it's time for me to hit the ol' dust trail! We didn't really talk about anything important, but it was fun hanging out just the same! ah-roooo!''

He didn't wait for me to reply and turned and walked out, leaving me to my thoughts. What the fuck? Was the whole island just going to come shit in my house? Everyone except Reneigh, apparently, as it seemed she was just using the whole island as her toilet. Two didn't make a pattern but It did seem very odd. I didn't love when they came in unannounced anyway, I'd built my house up on the highest cliff and only a latticework of vines to climb up to it for a reason. But the least they could do is actually hang out a little. Frustrated, I went back to the workbench and got back to sanding down the paint off of my dresser.

I had been working for maybe an hour when the door chimed again. No fucking way.

``Hello dear! I hope you don't mind, I just thought I'd pop by for a little. I've heard you have such lovely taste in furniture, it's the talk of the island.''

Olivia's voice was light and clear and I turned to see the elegant cat walking in, wearing a casual chic dress that showed off the asymmetrical way her white fur shifted to burgundy at her paws. She was gorgeous as always, I'd had a bit of a crush on her since she had moved in. She smiled and waved and immediately turned to head towards the toilet. No. Fucking. Way. What was happening on this island?

I followed her in, mostly because I could not believe that it would be three for three on neighbors coming by for a visit only to use my toilet. Sure enough, she turned and lifted her dress up, baring her pussy, and sat down on the toilet. I was hard, I'd longed for a look under her dress and there I had gotten the merest peek. I wanted more, and I wanted some kind of thanks for every fucking islander coming by to shit in my house.

Olivia frowned at me as her pee tinkled quietly into the toilet, a much more demure sound than Lobo's high-pressure stream. It was also muffled by the fact that she sat with her legs closed and hands resting on her knees. I saw her eyebrows furrow for just a moment then heard the faintest little plop.

``Can't a lady have a little privacy for her...delicate business?'' she asked.

``Fuck no. You come into my house just to shit in my toilet? Nah. In fact, less privacy. Let's see it.''

Her frown deepened.

``You heard me. Dress up, legs spread. Don't pretend you're such a fancy fuckin' lady, you're the one who started to take a shit in front of me.''

``Well there's certainly no call for such language. But I suppose you're right. NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE. I'm saying, this is a very nice toilet you've got here.''

She did as I asked and pulled the hem of her dress up, spreading her legs. Her white fur shifted to the same burgundy around her crotch as it did at the ends of her arms and legs. A clear golden stream fell from between her white-furred thighs, more pulled by the gravity than pushed by pressure. I saw a small tan turd sitting in the bottom of the bowl. I was aroused by more than just the fact that this cat was baring her pussy to me - and it was a nice looking cunt, too. The fact that I was ogling this pretty little prissypants in such a compromising moment was a huge turn-on. And she had all but offered to let me do it. She had, after all, willingly starting emptying herself out while I was standing there.

I grabbed my crotch, rubbing my hard dick through my pants, and stepped closer. I was right in front of her, practically standing between her open knees while she peed, squeezing myself. I was close enough that if I pulled my dick out, the tip would touch her lips. Olivia didn't really move, didn't react, other than another flutter of her eyebrows followed the quiet hiss of a puff from her ass, a barely audible crackle, and the little splash of another shit dropping into the toilet.

``Is this how you get your kicks, purrr?'' she asked, her condescending tone a confusing juxtaposition with the sound of pleasure.

``Sure is!'' I replied, though I'd rather get my kicks by bending her over and having my way with her.

``Oh, you, you're priceless, you know that? Like a peppy bag of fun, purrrr.''

What a weirdo. A second ago she was demanding privacy, now she was joking with me while I stroked myself through my pants and she pushed another turd out. It was followed by a long buzzing fart, which apparently neither of us was going to acknowledge. But hearing such an uptight little bitch rip ass like that was kinda hot. I was about to give in and whip it out when she stood up, her small titties bumping against my chest and forcing me to take a half step backwards. She was holding her dress up and keeping her feet apart.

``Be a dear and wipe for me hm? I never do it myself.''

Uhh ok. Sure. An invitation to touch her pussy, her asshole? Yes please. I nodded vigorously and grabbed a handful of tissues from the box, now regretting I had never brought some toilet paper in. I guess if everyone was going to use my place for their bathroom I had fucking better. I walked around behind her and she obliged me by bending forward just a bit, her burgundy tail swishing as she lifted it high to give me access. There were golden droplets glistening on the fur between her thighs and the barest streak of brown on the pink ring of her asshole.

Hard as a rock, I reached between her legs and gently dabbed her thighs dry before pressing up against her slit. I could feel the warmth of her cunt through the thin tissue. I was gentle, but I wasn't just there for business. Rather than simply wiping back, I rubbed in little circles, probing between her folds until I felt the hard nub of her clit. Olivia didn't really react, seemingly willing to let me have my fun and just get it over with. Drawing my hand back I looked at the tissue, at the damp spot in the middle of the paper, a slight yellow tinge to the white sheet. I dropped it and folded up a second sheet.

My breath was coming heavy and I could smell the slight musk from her ass, a little bit of an earthy odor with an almost metallic tinge from the bit of scat left behind on her hole. I put my two fingers, surrounded by tissue, between her cheeks and pressed them against her anus. I swiped upwards and out, confirming with a glance at both her pink ring and the paper that I had gotten the remnants of her bowel movement cleaned up. I went back for a second pass, just to be sure. I let my finger slip out from under the tissue, pressing against her asshole. It was so warm. I pressed inwards and was surprised there was almost no resistance. Well, might as well see how far we can go. Turns out all the way in. My finger sank to the knuckle as though I were pushing into a soft loaf of bread instead of her recently voided bowels, the cat not even grunting as I violated her backdoor. God I wanted to fuck her ass.

``Well, I won't take any more of your time!'' Olivia said and dropped her dress, simply stepping forward and walking towards the door.

My hand moved along with her for a moment until my finger slipped out of her asshole, and she still didn't react. It was like she didn't even realize I had done it, but there was no way she wasn't aware it had just been in her ass.

``I hope we can do this again sometime!'' came her voice from the doorway.

I hadn't moved, frozen by what had just happened, and had to clear my throat twice to respond. It still sounded hoarse as I called back that she could come by any time.

No sooner had the door shut when it opened again. I still hadn't moved from where I stood, a damp tissue at my feet and one smudged with shit in my hand. My finger looked pretty clean, thank goodness. Olivia must have fully emptied. It did smell like ass, though. Not like, it smelled terrible, just...smelled like ass, since that's where it had been.

``Hey! Let's hang out!'' came a shout from my living room.

Ah fuck. Zucker. He wasn't a jerk or anything, he was just kind of a dweeb, but wasn't nearly as endearing as Lucky. I tossed the two tissues into the bucket figuring I would deal with them later. I also assumed that, like the rest of my neighbors, he would just come right in here to do his business. I was right. The octopus came wiggling through the doorway and stopped when he saw me. He seemed surprised. I suspected that he hadn't actually cared if I was home or not, or where I was, he was there for one thing.

``Hey there, It's always good to see you, bloop!''

He wobbled the rest of the way to the toilet, legs rippling along the floor. I was morbidly curious how octopodes used the toilet...I guess I assumed it would all just come out in some liquid burst? I'd never thought about it before. He lifted several of his legs and placed himself on the seat, those weird black eyes staring at me as he just kind of bobbed left and right.

Seriously, what the fuck was going on? Why was everyone coming by to use my toilet? Did they not have any in their own fucking houses?

I was annoyed. I was tired. I was also still very horny from having played with Olivia's holes. My eyes dropped ever so slightly to Zucker's mouth, the big pink ring wide open. Fuck it.

I unzipped and got my cock out. He started to say something but I didn't hear it, roughly shoving my dick into Zucker's sucker. And suck it did. I don't know if he liked sucking cock or if it just naturally started to vacuum when something was in it but holy shit, it was like jamming my dick in a motorized masturbator. I was humping his face, his snout sucking like a high end hoover, barely aware of the sounds below as he relieved himself, like the three other islanders before him, into my porcelain bowl.

Jesus Christ I'd never gotten head that good. Within maybe 30 seconds I was on the edge. I grabbed his head and shoved my hips forward, pushing my cock to the balls inside his mouth. With a tingle I dumped their load, blasting four fat wads of cum into Zucker's mouth. His mouth didn't quit and I practically thrashed as he kept sucking my overstimulated prick. Finally it was too much and I fell backwards, landing on the floor with a thud. My dick was still hard, but my balls were empty. Normally there's a little that oozes out after, but he had sucked me dry.

``I didn't expect this to turn into a snack run, bloop!''

He stood up and flushed, and wiggle wobbled his way out. I never did get to see what an octopus has down there, but I was too dazed from that mind wiping blowjob to think much about it. Maybe having my toilet being the public restroom wouldn't be the worst thing.

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