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So, for a bit of backstory on this piece, I like to think that Kelly lives with her cousin Vanessa Mason (the ferret girl from here ---> ( link )), in a sort-of "The Odd Couple" type of situation; where the two of them are roommates that sometimes have trouble dealing with each other's shenanigans, though Kelly tends to be the one that causes issues more than anyone else (since you know, a flaky ditz with a butt the size of a sofa probably isn't the best combination of traits to have in a roommate). =p
With that said, they do care about each other; with Kelly especially holding Vanessa in very high regard, while Vanessa appreciates her cousin's unwavering optimism in most cases. It's just a somewhat stressful living situation is all, especially when you consider how just 11 months ago, Kelly's butt was only somewhat plush when she first moved-in, and has since grown into the wall of adipose that we know now (but that's a topic for another time). ;)
In any case though, as to what's happening in the piece itself, well, Kelly and Vanessa got into a "discussion" on whether or not Kelly could actually do a split - with Kelly claiming that she still could, especially with her training as a cheerleader from back in high school, while Vanessa just didn't think that it'd be a good idea for her to even try (basically the whole "just because you can, doesn't mean that you should" argument).
Well, Kelly took her words as a challenge, and quickly performed the split; causing a mild tremor to reverberate throughout their home, as her butt landed mightily upon the floor.
And while Vanessa was perhaps mildly impressed that she could still do a split, despite all of her sheer booty weight, she wasn't exactly looking forward to the idea of helping her cousin (and her literal ton of butt flesh) get back up.
Anyway, sorry for the somewhat rambly explanation, and I hope that you all enjoy the piece. =3
Also, at some point I should really see about redrawing Vanessa, along with the rest of the group from Northwood Bank; but that'll have to be a project for another day. X3
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