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out onto the concrete rooftop patio, my flip flops making a ludicrous noise as I
moved towards the pool.

I suppose there were better places to swim, but my condo tower was not only pretty
convenient - it had an excellent view of the city. Even on this somewhat chilly day,
the heated water was a perfect place to unwind with some laps.

As usual, I wasn't alone. There seemed to be a lot of swimmers in my building. A
lone male figure over by the tables was rummaging through his duffel bag, looking
distracted. I couldn't help but take a glance at his package in those sweat pants of
his.

I plopped my backpack down on a chaise lounge and my thoughts turned to the previous
evening. For weeks now, there had been strange sounds through the walls. Muffled
thumps mixed with what sounded like growling punctuated by scratching sounds. Dogs
were allowed by the condo association, so it wasn't that odd to hear such things. The
weird aspect was that the growls formed words. Words I couldn't quite make out, but
there was a definite speech pattern that intrigued and unsettled me.

Pulling off my shirt, the stiff spring breeze raised every chest hair I had, not to
mention hardening my nipples. The shirt landed squarely on my backpack as I stole
another glance at my neighbour, who was now shirtless as well and looked even more
distracted. His smooth, toned pecs flexed as he fiddled with the drawstring on his
sweats. I launched my imagination into that familiar game I like to play: would he
be wearing boxer-type board shorts or a nice pair of tight swim briefs?

Like a shot, something that had been bothering me all this time finally clicked in
my brain. He lived next door. The same unit where I kept hearing all those oddly
human dog noises. I suppressed my urge to call out to him, nervously untying the
drawstring on my gym pants. What was he up to on the other side of the wall?

I caught a glimpse of him out of the corner of my eye as I lowered my nylon pants
to the pool deck. Something wasn't right. His face started to... melt. What were
nice, taut cheeks accented with a trimmed chinbeard suddenly slumped past his
jawline. His ears began to grow upwards into folded triangles. His green eyes glared
at me as he yanked off his sweats, revealing tufts of shiny, short fur slithering out
across his thighs. His hips and crotch wrapped in a tight, trim swimsuit, I couldn't
take my own eyes off the mesmerizing way his skin disappeared beneath a chocolate and
cream coat of shiny fur.

Stumbling, I collapsed into the chaise lounge, the cold bands of plastic assaulting
the skin on the backs of my legs. He effortlessly and gracefully strode closer, the
fur on his frame moving in rhythmic, hypnotizing patterns. I was equally aroused and
terrified as he grasped the arms of the lounge chair and covered me with his canine
body.

Two weeks passed before I finally got a letter from the condo association: a note
reminding me to keep my dog's noises to a minimum. I grinned as I balled up the paper
in my paw.

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