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Don't you want to give up your baby undies so you can wear diapers like a big cub too? :3", "writing": "Who wears diapers? Is it you?\nYes! Mommies, Daddies, and Grandma too!\nEverybody tinkles, everybody poos!\nEveryone wears diapers, you can too!\n\n\nOur waste is trash inside us. We have to push it out.\nDoing it in our diaper is what this song is all about!\nWe're too big to use the potty, but there is no need to shout!\nWe're big enough for diapers; of that there is no doubt!\n\n\nUndies are for little babies; we're much too big for those.\nIt's time to wear our diapers, to strike a big kid pose.\nTo make a great big smell inside them, that makes the grown-ups hold their nose!\nBut we don't mind the feeling of going in our clothes!\n\n\nWhen you feel a little squeeze, and you know it's time to pee,\nClose your eyes, relax, and sing this song with me.\nFeel your diaper get warm and wet, and look at the yellow you see,\nYou are such a big kid now! Have a hug or three!\n\n\nWhen your tummy starts to grumble, and you know it's time to push,\nSuck your thumb and squat, fill your pants with warm soft mush.\nFeel the stinky mess squish all over your tush,\nAnd smell the great big smell you made,\nSo rich and fine and lush!\n\n\nYou don't need to stop playing to use the potty anymore.\nSitting on the baby potty is such a boring chore.\nHaving to wait for your pee and poop is enough to make you snore.\nBut your diaper has the time for all of that and more!\n\n\nIt feels so good to sit in, to feel it squish around.\nAll warm and soft and squishy, and lots of squelchy sounds.\nPlaytime with a dirty diaper, is so much better all around!\n\"No more baby potty!\" You can say this nice and loud!\n\n\nLater in the morning, when you decide that you're all done\nHaving playtime in your poop, and finished having fun,\nYou can go tell Mommy or Daddy, sitting in the sun,\n\"I need a diaper change, please!\" \"Sure thing, my little one!\"\n\n\nMommy and Daddy can tell you really do smell ripe!\nYes, you sure made a great big mess to wipe.\nBut they don't mind taking care of you, there's no need to gripe.\nAll big cubs poop in diapers, and that's a big thing to hype!\n\n\nAfter they're done changing you, it's off to the diaper pail.\nYou can take your stinky diaper, there is no need to wail.\nPut your diaper inside it, for sure it'll fit without fail;\nA tasty treat for the trash truck, fresh from the diaper pail!\n\n\nNo more undies for you, let's go throw those away!\nYou're such a big cub now, wearing your diapers today.\nNow that you wear diapers, you can now proudly say,\n\"I'm not a baby anymore! I wear diapers! Hooray!\"\n\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Who wears diapers? Is it you?
Yes! Mommies, Daddies, and Grandma too!
Everybody tinkles, everybody poos!
Everyone wears diapers, you can too!


Our waste is trash inside us. We have to push it out.
Doing it in our diaper is what this song is all about!
We're too big to use the potty, but there is no need to shout!
We're big enough for diapers; of that there is no doubt!


Undies are for little babies; we're much too big for those.
It's time to wear our diapers, to strike a big kid pose.
To make a great big smell inside them, that makes the grown-ups hold their nose!
But we don't mind the feeling of going in our clothes!


When you feel a little squeeze, and you know it's time to pee,
Close your eyes, relax, and sing this song with me.
Feel your diaper get warm and wet, and look at the yellow you see,
You are such a big kid now! Have a hug or three!


When your tummy starts to grumble, and you know it's time to push,
Suck your thumb and squat, fill your pants with warm soft mush.
Feel the stinky mess squish all over your tush,
And smell the great big smell you made,
So rich and fine and lush!


You don't need to stop playing to use the potty anymore.
Sitting on the baby potty is such a boring chore.
Having to wait for your pee and poop is enough to make you snore.
But your diaper has the time for all of that and more!


It feels so good to sit in, to feel it squish around.
All warm and soft and squishy, and lots of squelchy sounds.
Playtime with a dirty diaper, is so much better all around!
"No more baby potty!" You can say this nice and loud!


Later in the morning, when you decide that you're all done
Having playtime in your poop, and finished having fun,
You can go tell Mommy or Daddy, sitting in the sun,
"I need a diaper change, please!" "Sure thing, my little one!"


Mommy and Daddy can tell you really do smell ripe!
Yes, you sure made a great big mess to wipe.
But they don't mind taking care of you, there's no need to gripe.
All big cubs poop in diapers, and that's a big thing to hype!


After they're done changing you, it's off to the diaper pail.
You can take your stinky diaper, there is no need to wail.
Put your diaper inside it, for sure it'll fit without fail;
A tasty treat for the trash truck, fresh from the diaper pail!


No more undies for you, let's go throw those away!
You're such a big cub now, wearing your diapers today.
Now that you wear diapers, you can now proudly say,
"I'm not a baby anymore! I wear diapers! Hooray!"


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