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I once told him that there was a plane in FS that I couldn't seem to ever land well and ended up bouncing along the runway (the Cessna Caravan).

Sooo... he came up with this joke drawing.

I'm the one piloting, and he's the one co-piloting, and the translated text goes:

Salmy: "S", may I ask you a question?"
"S": Sure
Salmy: Why do you call me "little grasshopper"?
"S": No shit!!

Note: 'Little grasshopper' may be just a spanish pun. It came from an old 80's show called 'Kung Fu', and that's the nickname the master would give his pupil.

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