{ "submission_id": "196560", "keywords": [ { "keyword_id": "85", "keyword_name": "anal", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "130179" }, { "keyword_id": "2036", "keyword_name": "cheetah", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "15819" }, { "keyword_id": "287", "keyword_name": "cock", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "128101" }, { "keyword_id": "37", "keyword_name": "cub", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "279512" }, { "keyword_id": "263", "keyword_name": "erection", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "66614" }, { "keyword_id": "17345", "keyword_name": "guepardo", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "766" }, { "keyword_id": "165", "keyword_name": "male", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1200602" }, { "keyword_id": "59201", "keyword_name": "ooo", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1406" }, { "keyword_id": "63", "keyword_name": "penis", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "212191" }, { "keyword_id": "152", "keyword_name": "raccoon", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "36985" }, { "keyword_id": "257", "keyword_name": "scarf", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "8510" }, { "keyword_id": "216", "keyword_name": "teen", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "34071" }, { "keyword_id": "72671", "keyword_name": "teto", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "59" }, { "keyword_id": "63903", "keyword_name": "thelandofooo", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "133" }, { "keyword_id": "560", "keyword_name": "uncut", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "22505" } ], "hidden": "f", "scraps": "f", "favorite": "f", "favorites_count": "65", "create_datetime": "2012-01-24 13:09:13.783038+00", "create_datetime_usertime": "24 Jan 2012 14:09 CET", "last_file_update_datetime": "2012-01-24 13:03:21.636805+00", "last_file_update_datetime_usertime": "24 Jan 2012 14:03 CET", "username": "Salmy", "user_id": "289", "user_icon_file_name": "245764_Salmy_21_-_nanodox_-_img_1169.jpg", "user_icon_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/large/245/245764_Salmy_21_-_nanodox_-_img_1169.jpg", "user_icon_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/medium/245/245764_Salmy_21_-_nanodox_-_img_1169.jpg", "user_icon_url_small": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/245/245764_Salmy_21_-_nanodox_-_img_1169.jpg", "file_name": "252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.png", "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.png", "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.png", "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumb_huge_x": "200", "thumb_huge_y": "200", "thumb_large_x": "200", "thumb_large_y": "200", "thumb_medium_x": "120", "thumb_medium_y": "120", "thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto_noncustom.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto_noncustom.jpg", "thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "112", "thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120", "thumb_large_noncustom_x": "186", "thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200", "thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "278", "thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300", "files": [ { "file_id": "252946", "file_name": "252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.png", "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.png", "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.png", "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "mimetype": "image/png", "submission_id": "196560", "user_id": "289", "submission_file_order": "0", "full_size_x": "763", "full_size_y": "822", "screen_size_x": "763", "screen_size_y": "822", "preview_size_x": "278", "preview_size_y": "300", "initial_file_md5": "969126e8e8de00344e8be94f6cc86b1c", "full_file_md5": "5d55e71706bdfd044136d9a0888d14e1", "large_file_md5": "678c23635e047efa0247728f307f1cbf", "small_file_md5": "a91d4896db8f83cd8e040a02dabf0d76", "thumbnail_md5": "22c2c4d34d0be3359ecd6cf4d2469802", "deleted": "f", "create_datetime": "2012-01-24 13:03:21.636805+00", "create_datetime_usertime": "24 Jan 2012 14:03 CET", "thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumb_huge_x": "200", "thumb_huge_y": "200", "thumb_large_x": "200", "thumb_large_y": "200", "thumb_medium_x": "120", "thumb_medium_y": "120", "thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto_noncustom.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/252/252946_Salmy_07_-_ooo_-_teto_noncustom.jpg", "thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "112", "thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120", "thumb_large_noncustom_x": "186", "thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200", "thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "278", "thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300" } ], "pools": [ { "pool_id": "7176", "name": "2011", "description": "", "count": "45", "submission_left_submission_id": "195753", "submission_left_file_name": "251911_Salmy_06_-_1320685380.zunu-raptor_salmy2.png", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/251/251911_Salmy_06_-_1320685380.zunu-raptor_salmy2.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/251/251911_Salmy_06_-_1320685380.zunu-raptor_salmy2.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/251/251911_Salmy_06_-_1320685380.zunu-raptor_salmy2.jpg", "submission_left_thumb_huge_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_huge_y": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_y": "200", "submission_left_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_medium_y": "120", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/251/251911_Salmy_06_-_1320685380.zunu-raptor_salmy2.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/251/251911_Salmy_06_-_1320685380.zunu-raptor_salmy2_noncustom.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/251/251911_Salmy_06_-_1320685380.zunu-raptor_salmy2_noncustom.jpg", "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "88", "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "146", "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300", "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "220", "submission_right_submission_id": "197341", "submission_right_file_name": "254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_huge_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_huge_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_y": "120", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final_noncustom.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final_noncustom.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "98", "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "164", "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300", "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "246" }, { "pool_id": "2161", "name": "Adult", "description": "Art meant for those who don't have their mind in the gutter and need more explicit visuals ;)", "count": "215", "submission_left_submission_id": "193358", "submission_left_file_name": "248763_Salmy_13_-_zooboy18_-_face_2.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/248/248763_Salmy_13_-_zooboy18_-_face_2.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/248/248763_Salmy_13_-_zooboy18_-_face_2.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/248/248763_Salmy_13_-_zooboy18_-_face_2.jpg", "submission_left_thumb_huge_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_huge_y": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_y": "200", "submission_left_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_medium_y": "120", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/248/248763_Salmy_13_-_zooboy18_-_face_2.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/248/248763_Salmy_13_-_zooboy18_-_face_2_noncustom.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/248/248763_Salmy_13_-_zooboy18_-_face_2_noncustom.jpg", "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "86", "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "144", "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "243", "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "175", "submission_right_submission_id": "197341", "submission_right_file_name": "254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_huge_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_huge_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_y": "120", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final_noncustom.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final_noncustom.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "98", "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "164", "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300", "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "246" }, { "pool_id": "1120", "name": "Gifts", "description": "Drawings I got featuring my fursona that were a gift from the artist or a third party! ^^", "count": "307", "submission_left_submission_id": "194523", "submission_left_file_name": "250204_Salmy_17_-_sbneko_salmy-1-regular1.png", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/250/250204_Salmy_17_-_sbneko_salmy-1-regular1.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/250/250204_Salmy_17_-_sbneko_salmy-1-regular1.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/250/250204_Salmy_17_-_sbneko_salmy-1-regular1.jpg", "submission_left_thumb_huge_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_huge_y": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_x": "200", "submission_left_thumb_large_y": "200", "submission_left_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_medium_y": "120", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/250/250204_Salmy_17_-_sbneko_salmy-1-regular1.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/250/250204_Salmy_17_-_sbneko_salmy-1-regular1_noncustom.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/250/250204_Salmy_17_-_sbneko_salmy-1-regular1_noncustom.jpg", "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "84", "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120", "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "140", "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200", "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "209", "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300", "submission_right_submission_id": "197341", "submission_right_file_name": "254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_huge_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_huge_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_y": "120", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final_noncustom.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/254/254024_Salmy_10_-_log_-_215154_log_dumb_kitty_final_noncustom.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "98", "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "164", "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300", "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "246" } ], "description": "Maybe some of you remember this:\n\n[largethumb]155490[/largethumb]\n\n@OOOeyGoooey loved that pic so much and found the 'teto' spanish joke so funny that he always wanted to play it with me xD So he was so kind to do this piece of gift art and I was happy to teach him how to play it in first person ;D\n\nFor those too lazy to look at the other pic's description, the joke in spanish consists on somebody asking someone else..\n\n-'Jugamos al teto'? (Wanna play teto? -- teto really means nothing)\n-'Que es el teto?' (What's teto? -- the oblivous victim asks)\n-'Tu te agachas y yo te la meto!' (you bend down and I stick it up in you! -- So... that's the joke, a bad-intentioned quick rhyme xP)\n\nArt (c) @OOOeyGoooey November 2011", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Maybe some of you remember this:

[largethumb]155490[/largethumb]

\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOOOeyGoooey\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t		\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOOOeyGoooey\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
loved that pic so much and found the 'teto' spanish joke so funny that he always wanted to play it with me xD So he was so kind to do this piece of gift art and I was happy to teach him how to play it in first person ;D

For those too lazy to look at the other pic's description, the joke in spanish consists on somebody asking someone else..

-'Jugamos al teto'? (Wanna play teto? -- teto really means nothing)
-'Que es el teto?' (What's teto? -- the oblivous victim asks)
-'Tu te agachas y yo te la meto!' (you bend down and I stick it up in you! -- So... that's the joke, a bad-intentioned quick rhyme xP)

Art (c) \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOOOeyGoooey\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t		\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOOOeyGoooey\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
November 2011", "writing": "", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "", "pools_count": 3, "title": "Teto - The sequel", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "image/png", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "2", "type_name": "Sketch", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "20", "views": "1433" }