\n\t\t\t\t\tsimonaquarius that I've sat on and never posted for a few years... not because of a lack of inspiration, but because I felt like this one just didn't turn out as good as some of my other commissions from him. It's just missing that horny spark somehow, and simon rushed through it a little bit (he didn't bother to draw in any of Guilmon's markings, and I had to ask him to go back in and add the very important ball symbols...). But it's still a nice pic, and I'm sure that you guys will enjoy it a lot!As you can see, Guilmon's not a very good battler. Sure, he's bulky and huge and supposedly strong, but his penis is so big it's embarrassing and his buttcheeks make nimble acrobatics like Renamon's an impossibility. He tries to hide from scary digimon who attack him but his penis gives him away - they can always see his massive boner sticking out wherever he tries to take cover. It seems like no matter what he does it just keeps getting bigger and bigger, and for a rookie there's no greater shame than to be a terrible fighter. Of course, nobody realizes that the markings on his ballsack and chest are Digital Hazard symbols that denote incredibly dangerous and contagious beings. Guilmon's mere existence causes critical damage to data and corrupts the real world too, making everything grow bigger and hornier and gayer without anyone being able to realize it. Just look in the back there, where Renamon's chest has inflated like a pair of blimps smuggled under her ruff, or the giant erection his tamer Takatomon is sporting. I'm sure it'll be fine, though... because when everyone's been turned into hypersexualized caricatures of digital beings, they'll be too busy growing and mating to even bother with silly things like fighting...
Right?