One fine summer morning in Hometown, an eager-looking blue avian boy was walking down the sidewalk with his wings holding his backpack straps. This bird’s name was Berdly, and he considered himself to be a pretty confident and intelligent individual. He wore glasses, said big words, and everything! This morning, however, he didn’t appear as confident as he normally did. Well, maybe it wasn’t a lack of confidence, it was more just…discomfort.


The school year had started up again the week before, and Berdly was more than excited to begin learning and showing off his intellectual chops to his classmates. On his first day, he entered the classroom with his usual bravado and smug smile. He knew that this year would be another successful one, but what he didn’t foresee was all the…giggling? Why would they be doing that?


Some of the students in the class, or rather almost all of them, seemed to be distracted by something he was wearing. Or something he wasn’t wearing, rather. Since he was a tiny little birdy, he never saw the necessity for a garment to cover his lower half. He had worn the same shirt for years, and it had effectively covered him up down there without any issues. Okay, maybe it would fly up from a breeze every now and then and make his legs and privates shiver, but he was usually pretty fast with his wings and could push it back down before anyone noticed. It also gave him easy access to the goods whenever he needed to use them for their intended purpose! He always cursed himself for having such a small bladder, but at least he didn’t have to fumble with a buckle or anything if he was bursting.


As he grew slightly taller, however, his shirt was having more and more trouble doing its intended job. Before he knew it, his little birdly bits were popping out under the hem much more often than he was used to. It was much more than his classmates were used to, as well, and they took quick notice of all the bouncing and flopping. At first, Berdly tried to stay courageous and proud in the face of the secretive laughing and whispering; everyone had these parts, after all (at least he was pretty sure), and it was a sign of maturity that he was comfortable with himself!


But, it kept happening. Each day he’d come into school, he felt like there was another student who took notice and tried to hide their grin. What the heck? He had been bottomless until now with only a couple students ever saying anything about it. Sure, he could feel a little breeze on his parts with his shirt getting smaller, but they wouldn’t be…*staring* down there, would they?


It took him a couple more days to realize that he was probably wrong about that. Last Friday, he had gone up to the board to solve a math equation Ms. Alphys had written, and the students just couldn’t stop their giggling! He hoped and wished that it was some kind of reaction to how sharp his algebra skills were, but the breeze he felt on his exposed cheeks made him realize otherwise. Maybe it would be best if he paid more attention to keeping his tail feathers down…


And so, Berdly took the weekend to consider his options. He absolutely *loved* his outfit, so there was no doing away with that. Maybe, though, he could add something *to* it to remedy his embarrassing issue. He dug through a bin of old clothes he managed to find in the storeroom of his house, and after ten minutes of searching, he finally found it! A pair of orange shorts! He thought they complimented his blue feathers very well, so he wasted no time trying them on and checking in the mirror.


“Ah, not bad! They accentuate my strong, manly hips so well!” he said as he admired his form. Berdly’s hips were anything *but* strong and manly, however. “Chubby” and “cute” would have been much more accurate descriptors for the shape of his plump little body. He noticed that the pants were making him feel slightly itchy; it certainly felt weird having this fabric pressed so close up against his most sensitive parts, especially with how used he was to them being free. He figured it was just something he’d have to get used to, but thankfully, there was no need to keep wearing them while he was at home, so he just took them back off.


“That’s better,” he smiled. Feeling his little guys flop around was awfully liberating, even after what was only a short time wearing the shorts. *It’s a shame I can’t be like this all the time, but all the laughing and staring is making me too nervous…Oh well, at least I get the rest of the day to enjoy the freedom.*


And that brings us to this fateful Monday, where Berdly was close to reaching the school in his newly adjusted outfit. They were starting to get even itchier and more uncomfortable, but he just supposed that’s how they were supposed to feel. Little did he know, most monsters also wore underwear under their pants to prevent such issues, and because this was his first time donning this kind of garment, he was ignorant of this fact.


On his way to the school’s entrance, he saw some of his classmates walking along with him and taking notice of his new orange fashion highlight.


“Nice shorts, Berdly!” Monster Kid approached him. “Did you put them on yourself? My mom has to pull them up for me when I’m getting dressed.” The no-armed creature was a bit of an over-sharer, but Berdly decided he’d humor him and offer some intelligent conversation.


“I have no need for that kind of assistance,” Berdly said. “My wings may not look strong, but I assure you that they can handle simple menial tasks such as dressing myself.”


“Wow! Come to think of it, I’ve never seen you wear shorts before. Or pants! Why’d you decide to put them on?”


“Well…” Berdly wasn’t exactly thrilled about revealing to one of his classmates *exactly* why he was feeling more ‘fashionable’. “I just figured it was time to change up my style, you know?” 


“Hah! Well it’s a good thing you figured that! Everyone’s been laughing at your butt every time you turn around, and we could see your wiener too!” There he went over-sharing again.


“Oh—!” he couldn’t help but exclaim. Because he wanted to seem calm, cool and collected, he had to be careful and show he was indifferent to the super embarrassing thing his classmate had just confirmed for him. “That’s…certainly interesting. I suppose they were just admiring the shape of my exemplary birdly body.”


“Hehe, that’s one way you could put it. Catti drew a really funny picture of your backside while you were writing on the board last Friday.”


“She did WH—?! S-Sorry…” Berdly carefully caught himself, though even Monster Kid could see the stress in his eyes. “That sounds…very interesting. I’ll have to…*ask* her about that.” The blue bird did his best to cool back down before pulling the school’s front door open. As he walked down the main hall to the classroom, he saw that more students were taking notice of his lower half, this time thankfully not looking at anything private or embarrassing.


Entering the classroom, Berdly could feel himself gain a little confidence. He couldn’t hear all that many snickers or see that many grins; instead, his classmates only seemed interested in his new fashion choice rather than what was underneath it. Not many of them said anything, but it looked like some had definitely taken notice. He took his seat, feeling a lot more secure about his presence. It felt a little weird not having his bare bum feathers rubbing against the seat like they normally did. The itchiness was still bothering him, and he wasn’t sure exactly what he was going to do about it. Ah well, that was a problem for another time. Class was starting!


Ms. Alphys entered the room ready to teach, but she looked a little surprised when her eyes fell on the blue bird in the front. Usually, she was treated to some kind of view of his naked lower half, either from beneath the desk or while he was taking his seat. This time, however, all she could see was bright orange!


“Berdly! I see you’ve found yourself a pair of shorts,” she commented. The class giggled a little at that; there must’ve been some reason that he suddenly decided to put them on.


“Y-Yes!” *Confidence, Berdly. Show confidence.* “I pondered it for a while, and I felt that my previous outfit was a bit barebones…” Yeah, that was a poor choice of words. They snickered again, but Berdly continued talking. “They’re uh, quite dashing! Wouldn’t you say?”


“I suppose they do make your blue feathers stand out,” Alphys complimented her favorite student, although she found herself lamenting more and more the concealment of one of her favorite pieces of eye candy. 


“I see you’re knowledgeable about color theory as well,” Berdly observed, “I picked these without even thinking; I must have a natural eye for this kind of thing. But enough from me, we should start our learning so the other students can catch up.”


“A-Alright,” Alphys replied. Berdly was a little more snide than normal today. Of course, there was still an air of innocence and social ignorance to his voice, so it wasn’t something she wanted to call him out for. Maybe she would just make him the first presenter. He was probably going to end up volunteering for it anyway, but she wanted this small chance to potentially catch him off guard and show him that not knowing something wasn’t going to be the end of the world. “How would you like to be our fu-first presenter today? We all have our presentations that we worked on last Friday ready, r-right?”


He didn’t know how it slipped his mind, but it wasn’t like he needed to worry. Berdly was always two steps ahead of the rest of his classmates, so of course, he had everything ready the previous *Thursday*. And this would give him the perfect opportunity to appear more sharp and confident in order to dispel any assumptions he might have inspired from his slightly nervous entrance. “I would be delighted. This is the anatomy presentation, correct? I complete all my work before most of the class so it’s hard for me to remember where we are in the curriculum sometimes.”


“Er, yes, that’s the one,” she confirmed. She watched as the now overconfident blue bird searched through his backpack and pulled out a stack of neatly-aligned papers, getting ready to stand and head to the front. “Alright, let’s thank Berdly for, uh, agreeing to present first,” Alphys encouraged the class by clapping her claws, and the rest of the students followed suit.


“Thank you, thank you,” Berdly smiled and closed his eyes as he rose from his seat with his presentation materials under his wing. *SHRIP!* Is what Berdly *would’ve* been able to hear had there been no applause. Unfortunately for the young avian, he completely missed the sound of the waistband on his shorts getting ripped by a stray piece of metal on the side of his chair. It’s a good thing it didn’t end up hurting him…well, physically hurting him, at least.


Although Berdly didn’t notice what had happened right away, his classmates certainly did. But their giggles also went unnoticed by the bird who was lost in the applause. Ready to grace his peers with his extensive knowledge of bird-monster anatomy, he stepped forward to take his place at the front of the room.


And that’s when it all came crashing down.


He had no clue that his orange shorts were around his ankles until he realized he was falling, not stepping, forward. His wings flew around and around as he tried to catch his balance and recover, but this caused his presentation papers to go flying everywhere across the classroom. The clapping suddenly died down as it looked like Berdly was going to fall flat on his face, but with his wings now free, he took the opportunity to catch himself on Ms. Alphys’s desk before that could happen.


His wings slammed on the desk; he had successfully saved himself from humiliation. But why in the world did he trip, anyway? The students all knew, and because of it, they were getting quite the revealing view of the currently unaware blue bird’s backside. The front half of his body was leaned forward on the teacher’s desk, and his back half was pushed out towards his audience. No longer did he have an orange veil to cover his blue moon. Instead, with his tail raised reflexively for balance, he had started his presentation on bird anatomy with a bouncy, jiggly exhibition.


And they could see quite a bit of his birdly body, too! Not only were his two enormous cheeks on show, his tight little sack was visible right under them in the gap between his thighs. They couldn’t quite see his pecker from the way he was positioned, but they certainly got to see everything else. A few of the students could even see a more private, intimate space between the aforementioned feathery cheeks. 


“HAHAHahahaha!!” Laughter? Why were they laughing? He caught himself! What was it that he wasn’t noticing? He turned his head over his shoulder to gauge where his classmates might’ve been looking, and it seemed like their eyes were all fixated on one place. “My…butt? GAH!” *That* was why he tripped; his shorts were at his ankles! Did something happen to them? He thought that they were on pretty tight, but…Wait, they could all see his butt right now! And it wasn’t the way things had been in all the years before this. He came to school in these shorts today and basically declared that his privates were now private, but now, here his big butt was on display again! Regaining his senses after the embarrassing shock, he bent all the way down to quickly tug his shorts back up. This, of course, gave the students who couldn’t see between his cheeks the secret view he was trying to cover up.


He spun a quick 180 as his wings fumbled to get the orange garment back up to his waist. “There!” he exclaimed, placing his wings high on his hips. *Fwomp.* Another wave of laughter erupted from the class, and many of them were now noticeably blushing or covering their mouths in surprise. Berdly was now giving a perfect view of his penis to the class. His privates had remained pretty warm in his shorts, but with the AC in the school cranked on extra cool to fight the summer heat, he could feel his uncut weenie and balls recede into his crotch. Not wanting to display his nubby penis for a second longer, he quickly pulled up his shorts again, this time making absolutely sure to keep his wings firmly on the waistband.


And that’s when he felt it: the tear on the side. His shorts had ripped! What a humiliating thing to have happen to him on his first day of wearing them. His face burned red with shame. Would he ever be able to wear them again without his classmates’ memories of this incident being stirred up? His eyes darted between the unbreaking stares of each of his peers. Monster Kid, who was grinning and trying his best to hold in his giggles, Catti, who was…was she DRAWING?! No no no, what was she drawing? He had to get a look at it before the day was over and confirm it wouldn’t be something that could destroy his pristine reputation. Well, now *nearly* pristine reputation. His heart raced, his knees shook; he wasn’t able to face this embarrassment much longer. *C’mon, Berdly, think a way out of this!*


“Uhhh…ummm…I’VE GOTTA PEE!” It wasn’t the most graceful excuse, but after stuffing his wings over his recently exposed crotch, bending his knees, and showing a sheepish smile, it looked pretty convincing.


“Th-That’s okay, Berdly,” Alphys assured him. She looked pretty flustered from what had just happened, the burning red spots on her cheeks painfully obvious to the class before her. “Take your time, you can present when you come back.”


Berdly took the cue and ran straight out of the room, stopping a moment to stand and breathe in the hallway. “Why, why??? Why must these circumstances humiliate me so?” he lamented in a soliloquy. “And now it feels like I actually *do* have to pee…” He wasn’t bursting or anything, but the blue bird figured it would behoove him to follow through on his claim he made before slipping out of class. So, he shuffled over to the restroom, wings still tightly holding his torn waistband.


Upon swinging the door to the little boy-monster’s room, he was relieved to see it was completely empty. “Hah, thank the stars,” he sighed the stress out of his body. Now it was time to relieve that other thing…


He stepped carefully up to the urinal and checked one more time to make sure no one was hiding in the stalls. If he was being truthful, the little bird didn’t know exactly what to do to get his shorts out of the way. If he held onto them while he *did* his thing, he wouldn’t be able to *aim* his thing. Since there really was no one in here, he decided it would probably be a better idea to just let his shorts fall to his ankles. When he did so, however, the feeling instantly reminded him of them being in the exact same position minutes earlier in front of all his classmates. “Eugh,” he shivered in embarrassment; it was so fresh in his mind. “It’s okay, it’s okay, you’re in solitude now,” he tried his best to calm himself down. At least enough to get the river between his hips flowing.


*pssssssss…*


From the blue bird’s uncut tip sprouted a stream of yellow, glistening urine. He gave a sigh and relaxedly closed his eyes while he was enveloped by the blissful feelings of relief in his nethers.


*Crreak!*


Suddenly, the bathroom door swung open. *NO!* Berdly shouted internally, his stream cutting off in fear. He quickly turned to look over his shoulder at who the entrant could’ve been. And…it didn’t look like someone he had seen before. He looked a little familiar, but he couldn’t quite put his wing on it. The entrant in question was a short, pudgy owl wearing glasses. And he…oh gosh, he was completely naked! Berdly’s eyes darted down to see the nub and balls beneath the owl’s belly. Making sure not to stare too long, he promptly returned his gaze to the urinal ahead of him.


“Hey now, there’s no need for that kind of shyness, hoot!” the owl said to the currently frozen bird. “This is a bathroom! And I was looking at your bare bottom, so it’s only reasonable that I allow your eyes to wander.” There was no response from the now very nervous blue bird; he only took the opportunity to flag his tail feathers down to cover his rear end. “Ah! Sorry if I made you too nervous, hoo, I talk quite a lot and I find it can sometimes make monsters clamp up a little,” the owl explained, walking up to the urinal directly to the left of the other bird. “My name is Owlnard, what’s yours, if you wouldn’t mind sharing with me?” Owlnard held out his wing to shake, but soon realized that the bird he was greeting had his wings a little…occupied, so he just put his wing back down and turned to face the urinal.


He couldn’t just…not say anything to the friendly owl. Although he was feeling bashful, he answered his question. “My name is Berdly,” he said slowly. “P-Pleased to make your acquaintance.” He made very sure that his wings were covering up his feathery bits. He didn’t want to embarrass himself in front of anyone else today; his butt was enough for this owl! 


“So, have you found yourself at the urinal just so you could watch your classmates if they come in? Hoo, I used to do the same thing when I was a little fledgeling. I only inquire because I don’t see you using it for its intended purpose.” As if it was a natural function like breathing, Owlnard let his bladder loose, spraying the porcelain in front of him with what was left of his morning coffee.


“NO, no, I have to pee!” Berdly insisted, defending himself from potential rumors spreading of him being a pee-peeper. “I’m just…shy…and a little shaken up…”


“Shaken up? What’s wrong?” Owlnard asked, now concerned for the cute nerdy-bird next to him. “I didn’t scare you that much when I came in just now, hoot-hoot, did I?”


“No, it wasn’t that,” Berdly answered honestly, although he was a little distracted by the very visible pee stream coming from his conversation partner. “I—something embarrassing just happened to me. I’m not sure if I’d be all that thrilled talking about it, and I’m sure you don’t have the time to hear such cringe-worthy woes…”


“Well, I did have quite a fair amount to drink this morning, so you likely will have my ear for at least the next thirty seconds!” Owlnard assured the other bird.


“Right,” Berdly said, “well…okay. Just before I came to the bathroom, we were asked to give our presentations about anatomy to the class. I was the first one to go up, and when I did, my shorts ripped and fell down in front of the whole class…I feel so humiliated just thinking about it.”


“...That’s it? Hoot-hoot,” the owl hoot-laughed, “I’ve been through much worse in my time. So your classmates saw you in your underwear! What’s so embarrassing about that, hm?”


“U-Underwear?” Berdly asked, sounding genuinely confused. This perplexed the owl as well, who looked down to check something. Inside the blue bird shorts that were bunched around his ankles sat a pair of…wait, nothing? He wasn’t wearing underwear? …Oof. That was worse, then.


“Ah, I see what happened, hoot,” Owlnard spoke in a softer voice to comfort the recently humiliated student. “At least your shirt—ah, well, that might not have been long enough to cover anything important. So…they saw *everything*?”


“Yeah… everything,” Berdly felt his voice waver as he got the words out. Owlnard could tell that he was really having trouble processing the whole situation. As a comfortably nude owl (with a small penis to boot!), he had to be able to say something to change this bird’s perspective. It seemed he was very sure that being naked was something to be very embarrassed about. But, being as comfortable as he was with his body, Owlnard knew that it didn’t have to be this way.


“Well…I say, lucky them!” Owlnard smiled genuinely at the avian to his right. Berdly was confused to say the least. Since when was this a good thing?!


“Lucky?!”


“Yes, Lucky! I have laid my eyes upon a fair few specimens in my time, and you should know that your body is among the most handsome I have seen, hoot-hoot indeed!” the owl explained.


This was beginning to change things in the young blue bird’s impressionable mind, but being the inquisitive and intellectual student he was, he found himself still a bit skeptical. “Handsome? That’s awfully kind of you to say, but my class sure didn’t seem to think so. They were all laughing at my big butt and my tiny little—“


“—hey now! I know it might have seemed like that, but that was very likely because they didn’t understand just how exemplary the body before them was. You claim that you carry the burden of a large bottom and a small set of privates, but this is not a burden, young Berdly. Your rear is shapely, round and supple. I know a fair few critters who work very hard to have a shape like yours. And your birdy bits are no laughing matter, either! You may not have learned this in your history class, but the humans and monsters of ancient Greece considered small penises to be a sign of intelligence and refinement. I only caught a glance, but yours seems one of the smallest I’ve ever seen! With the intelligence it grants you, I am sure you can catch the meaning of what I’m saying here.” Owlnard could see Berdly’s expression change for the better through his explanation. The gears were turning, and by the end, he looked as if he had reached some kind of epiphany.


“My body…exemplary? Intelligent? They…they just couldn’t tell because of their ignorance?”


“Yes! I assure you that your body is quite the hoot!” the owl assured him.


“Hah! It is, isn’t it?” Berdly’s wings had been carefully covering his exposed privates up to this point, but he wanted to get a clear look at the natural indicator of his intelligence. He pulled them back a little so that his wingtips framed his sensitive parts, showing them to Owlnard as well. Yep! Just as small as he remembered! With his impeccable measurement skills, he estimated that it was less than an inch long, perhaps two centimeters exactly. Gosh, he swore he could even *feel* himself getting smarter! “You really said it’s the smallest you’ve seen?” Berdly asked, peeking again between the owl’s legs at his penis that was, at this point in time, dripping its last drops pee. “I noticed that you’re sporting a small reproductive organ as well. A fellow intellectual, I presume?”


“Er…yes, I’d say I know a thing or two about a thing or two, hoot,” Owlnard agreed bashfully. Berdly was so lost in his self-aggrandizement that he had forgotten to finish what he stepped up to the urinal to do. He could feel his shyness was significantly reduced next to someone so enlightened and similar to him, and before he knew it, his stream started again.


*Psssssss…* “Ahhhh, there’s no feeling like sweet, savory micturition,” Berdly continued his thesaurus-heavy speech to maintain his air of intellect. Although, it wasn’t as necessary now that he knew what his especially small penis signified.


“Agreed! And that’s quite the healthy flow on your stream you have there. I see you’re keeping yourself hydrated, but not excessively so,” he gave the bird a compliment he had likely never heard in his life. The stream eventually reach its drippy end, and Berdly finished up by shaking off *his* drippy end. Owlnard would be lying if he said he wasn’t staring intently at the young bird’s bouncing berries and button as he jostled them around. “I am afraid I need to make haste to the gymnasium to prepare the space for today’s activities. But I am curious, hoo, did you have any other questions before I take off?”


Berdly thought for a moment, shorts still around his ankles and wings still holding his privates. Suddenly, he got what he believed to be the best idea of the school year! (so far, at least)


“Actually, yes, I do!” Right there and then, Berdly stepped out of the bright orange shorts that were around his ankles and began working on undoing his shirt buttons. *Is he…* Owlnard began to realize what Berdly was doing, *…getting naked?* When the blue bird finished with his buttons, he slid the shirt off and gracefully dropped it on his discarded shorts, followed by his charcoal undershirt. There he was, in his birthday suit at school! Although, instead of feeling embarrassed, he felt a strong sense of pride and confidence in his feathered body. “My question is, could you watch over my garments for me? I have a feeling I won’t be requiring them anymore, but just in case.”


“Uh…S-Sure thing! Hoot-hoot!” Owlnard was flustered to say the least. This young blue bird’s bare body was completely exposed for him to ogle. He had an adorable belly above the parts he had gotten such a good view of just moments earlier. With Berdly not wearing anything now, Oxnard felt more that they were birds of a feather. Er, birds in just their feathers? He’d figure it out later. For now, he did as Berdly requested and bent down to bunch up the clothes on the floor in his wings. When he looked back up, Berdly was already washing up and drying off.


“Thank you for your wisdom, Owlnard. Now, if you’ll excuse me…” he said, walking towards the door and giving the owl one last view of his chubby butt cheeks under his tail feathers, “I have a presentation to give.”


Owlnard was a little bummed that he wouldn’t be able to see this legendary presentation that was about to take place, but he nevertheless wished him good luck on his way out.


As Berdly walked through the hallway in only his feathers, he basked in the newly free feeling. Sure, he had walked through the school many times completely bottomless, but this time felt…different, in a new and exciting way. The door to his class was right ahead, and as he got closer, he could hear applause coming from the room, along with some muffled words from Ms. Alphys. “Thank you for your presentation, Noelle. Let’s please have our next student c-come to the front.”


“That sounds like my cue,” Berdly proclaimed to himself eagerly. “Here goes nothing!”


Berdly burst into the room with the confident grin his classmates knew very well, but he also showed something that they had *never* seen before. Yes, just earlier today they saw glimpses of his privates and butt, but now they were seeing his whole blue body in the nude! His belly, his chest, his arms, his legs (well, they could already kinda see those), and of course his most intimate parts as well. He was met with a collective gasp from everyone, the most audible coming from Ms. Alphys standing on the other side of the room.


“Berdly! You’re…” she could barely get her words out. Suddenly seeing her favorite blue bird without a single shred of clothing on his feathery body excited her so much, she had to check her pants to make sure nothing was leaking through the fabric.


“Yes, none of your eyes are deceiving you! I am compleeetely naaaaaked!” he balanced on one foot (three talons?), spread his wings, and spun around to confirm that neither his front nor his back was covered. His whole body was on show for all his classmates, and he didn’t seem the least bit embarrassed by it. “And I think I’m ready to teach you all about the intricacies of bird-monster anatomy.”


“I’ll say,” Alphys whispered quietly to herself, already completely entranced. Although she probably should’ve told Berdly to stop and go put some clothes on, would it really be that bad if she went ahead and let him do this? He appeared awfully confident about it, and although the students were chuckling and snickering, they were without a doubt paying attention and—dare she say—they looked like they were *learning* as well? “Uh…Okay!! You can grab your notes and take your spot in front of the blackboard whenever you’re, uh, r-ready.”


“Oh, there will be no need for any notes, actually,” Berdly assured her, “I don’t believe I’ll have any issues recalling anything! I do have a small penis, after all.” That remark made Monster kid guffaw and Noelle spit out the water she just sipped from her bottle. The rest of the class reacted with near equal amusement, though Berdly knew that they wouldn’t be laughing as much after he taught them all about his natural nobility and intelligence. “And I would stand in front of the board, but your desk would be covering up the subject of the presentation:” with showmanship and grace, Berdly suddenly ran over and leapt onto Alphys’s desk. “My anatomy!”


As if the bouncing and jiggling of him jumping up wasn’t enough for his audience, Berdly spread his legs and framed his genitals proudly with his wings. Everyone’s eyes were glued to him. They had never seen one of their classmates, or for that matter, *any* monster do what Berdly was doing in front of them.


“And what better place to start than with my beautiful blue feathers!” he began to lecture and demonstrate. He slowly rotated and fanned his tail feathers as he explained away. “Feathers are an evolved form of scales that provide birds like myself with warmth while also remaining light, so I can stay agile,” Berdly said, jumping in the air and landing back down on the desk to show what he meant. Of course, most of the room was still fixated on his little penis and balls as they bounced and shook. They couldn’t exactly flop around since they were situated so tightly against his body, but they still made all kinds of interesting movements for everyone to enjoy, *especially* Alphys. “Not only this, but my feathers in particular are blue, as I’m sure you’ve all noticed, which you might be surprised to hear is a color that denotes nobility. Therefore, I decree you all refer to me as ‘Prince Berdly’ from this point forward!”


After a few more giggles, he continued. “I joke, I jest, I kid, that was just a little funny I told,” he reassured his audience, “but really, it’s true! Although, my body isn’t *completely* devoid of scale-like compositions. For example, my beak!” He snapped his beak open and closed a couple of times, “And my talons!” Berdly proceeded to do the Nick Wilde Zootopia teaser foot exhibition, popping one up at a time and wiggling his talons to show their dexterity. His tight little button and sack bounced around as he did this, putting on their own interesting show on the side.


“Any questions?” he checked, though it seemed that everyone was still fixated on his blatant nudity. Even the monsters who looked pretty naked themselves kept staring in shock and surprise. “Alright then. Let’s move on, shall we? When I was researching bird-monster anatomy, and by researching, I mean admiring my exemplary form in the mirror, I realized that, save for my larger-than-average brain on the upper half, the most interesting section of my body is the lower half!” Berdly pushed his pelvis out, making his private parts jiggle around yet again for the many pairs of eyes before him.


“Berdly, I...“ Alphys tried to interrupt, though she trailed off a little, sounding somewhat unsure about herself.


“Hm? Is there something you’d like to add, Ms. Alphys? I believe I’ve covered everything in exceptional detail up to this point, have I not?”


*You’re not covering anything!* she exclaimed only to herself. She felt like she had some kind of responsibility to halt behavior like this in her class, but she was just as interested in the rest of her students in seeing more of Berdly’s in-depth presentation. Maybe just a little bit longer wouldn’t hurt. “No, you’re doing fine! I just wanted to comment on…how, uh, smart you are!”


“Ahaha, your words flatter me, Ms. Alphys, but I already know how smart I am! And I have my proof right here,” Berdly explained, pointing his fore-wing-fingers at the subject of everyone’s curiosity: his nose! Haha, just kidding. It was his soft, tiny, feathery under-incher of a pecker, of course! Right on top of that taut little nutsack!


Many members of the class gasped yet again at Berdly’s flashiness; they were about to see the highlight of the show, no doubt. “Yes, it’s my penis! Notice anything particularly unique about it?” A number of students quietly blurted that it was “small”, “tiny”, or “little”. “Correct! I suspect that not a single one of you knows this fact, as evidenced by your insensitive giggling, but I recently learned that in the ancient times of Greek monsters and humans, a tiny penis like mine was considered a sign of *intelligence* and *refinement*. That’s right! You were all laughing, but my weenie makes me smarter than all of you! Not to mention, the owl who taught me this factoid also told me that my penis was one of the smallest he’s *ever* seen. Checkmate.”


The most dense and exciting part of Berdly’s presentation was met with…silence. *Hah, they’re speechless.* They, in fact, *were* speechless. They honestly didn’t know how to react. Berdly seemed so confident in his body that it wasn’t as much fun giggling as it used to be. They were still entranced, however. The blue bird’s bits continued to wiggle with each smooth movement of his naked body. 


“Ah, I suppose that I’ve forgotten to go over the more scientific parts of what I’ve been showing,” Berdly added. “This here is my foreskin!” Berdly carefully touched his tiny nub with both wingtips. “I can peel it back to reveal the gla--“


“—OKAY! That’s enough, Berdly! Thank you for your…*in-depth* presentation,” Alphys cut him off, stepping in front of her desk and using her body to cover his. And just as the students could see that cute pink tip and peehole, too!


“But I haven’t even shown them my anus ye—“


“THAT, uh, won’t be necessary, Berdly, you’ve done an exceptional job already,” Alphys tried to say whatever she could to help Berdly not expose *too* much of his totally nude body to his classmates, who would no doubt remember this for months, maybe years to come. “You can put your clothes back on, if you’d like.”


“My clothes? Re-don them? No no no, Ms. Alphys. Since I’ve had a taste of this newfound bodily freedom, I’m afraid that I won’t be wearing clothes very much at all anymore!” Berdly explained, again with his wings on his hips and eyes confidently closed. The class reacted again with more gasps and laughter, but it couldn’t affect Berdly; he was far too proud of how he looked in just his feathers.


Well…as long as he wasn’t excessively embarrassing himself in front of everyone every day, she might be able to let him. This would, of course, mean many more wonderful views of his intimate parts for her to save in her mind for time with her *own* intimate parts. She blushed and realized that maybe this wouldn’t be such a bad thing after all.


“…Alright then, th-that’s…just fine,” she permitted. “And you can hop down from my desk now.”


“Ah,” Berdly grinned somewhat sheepishly, realizing he might’ve overstayed his welcome on his improvised stage. “Sorry about that.” He turned to the side, jumped down, and flapped his wings to slow his fall. His cute bouncing cheeks and bits gave one last show before he took his seat at his desk.


“That’s okay,” Alphys assured him. “Alright, class, no need to mention what happened here to our parents today, alright?”


“Wha?”


“Okay…”


“I don’t have any parents!”


The students blurted out. Many of them checked the clock to see that class was just about over, so they began gathering their stuff and getting up.


“We’ll go through the rest of the presentations tomorrow, so be sure to have your, erm, materials with you,” Alphys pushed up her glasses and dismissed her students to go to their next class. “Next for you all is PE, I think…Oh! And Berdly, I’d like you to stay b-behind so we can talk for a moment.” Berdly’s classmates had their last giggle of the hour at his expense on their way out of the room; many of them probably assumed he was in some kind of trouble with the teacher after his ‘little’ stunt.


When the last student left and closed the door, Alphys took a deep breath. She had been holding all of her feelings for Berdly inside for the whole class, so now, she was very happy she could be more herself around him.


“That was *quite* the presentation you gave just now, Berdly,” she complimented. “And you don’t have to stay seated, you can, uh, get up and get your stuff ready for PE if you’d like.”


“Ah, thank you, Ms. Alphys!” Berdly did as she suggested, standing from his seat and turning around to bend over and shuffle through his backpack where his water bottle was. Alphys was absolutely lost in the two feathery globes before her. Was his butt even chubbier than it normally was? Maybe it was because he was totally naked that it looked bigger and cuter. Before she could stare for too long, though, he turned back around and caught her in her pervy gaze. “See something you like?” he teased. For a moment, he turned his butt to her again and gave it a couple wiggles. Berdly felt a lot more comfortable being 1-on-1 with his teacher. She would have this playful air about her that only came out when he stayed with her after class for discussions like this.


“Haha, I-I…might say so. You’re quite the charmer, too!” Alphys fanned herself with the papers currently in her claws to avoid sweating. Berdly stepped closer to where Alphys was standing behind her teacher’s desk. *Phew, it’d be pretty bad if a parent or someone from the school board walked in right now*, she worried. The nerdy, yellow lizard-monster wanted to be around Berdly for a bit longer than just a short meeting. *There’s gotta be a better place to spend more time with him…*


“Ah!” she came to an epiphany out loud, intriguing the nude, blue birdy in front of her.


“What is it, Ms. Alphys?”


“N-Nothing! I was just…thinking of…a math problem…yeah…” she trailed off, figuring out how to put this to him. “Hey, I had an idea earlier! You’re, um…you’re one of my most advanced students here, so…”


“Yes, yes, I know,” Berdly agreed. “I’ve got the penis to prove it.”


Alphys continued on. “*And* I was w-wondering if you would be interested in some…uh…’private’ study?”


“Private study?” Berdly was confused, and almost insulted. “Isn’t that sort of thing for students who are too stupid for the material, which I have demonstrated to know with im-peck-able accuracy, bird pun intended!?”


“No, n-no, you have it wrong!!” Alphys reassured the bothered bird. “That’s called….um, ‘tutoring’. ‘Private study’ is only for the most advanced students in the system. I wanted to teach you more…i-in-depth things about anatomy…”


“In-depth? Hmmm…you may have piqued my interest here, Ms. Alphys. And I *was* going to stay after school to study anyway,” he considered. “I presume this will take place in the library, no?”


“W-Well, that’s the thing. Lots of my biology and anatomy materials are at home, so…would you be fine coming over to m-my house after school?” *Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes!*


“Indubitably, yes! That sounds like enriching fun!” he smiled. “And it seems like you wanted to see more of my butt, so maybe I could teach you something about anatomy as well, hm?”


Her heart jumped from the bird’s brazen coquettishness. She was *really* looking forward to the school day being over now. “Alright, after your classmates go home, meet me in here and…we’ll go to my house to-together. I don’t want to make the other students jealous that you’re getting this secr—erm, special treatment.”


“I understand, Ms. Alphys, I’ve seen their envious stares at the natural educational relationship you and I have with each other. My beak is sealed,” he smiled again and winked at her. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to be late for PE.”


Alphys caught one final look at Berdly’s uncovered crotch and heinie bouncing out of the room. She had a fun night ahead of her.


But before that could happen, Berdly still had to finish the rest of his school day! Gym class was up next, and it sure was much easier for him to move around without his shirt restricting his movements. Owlnard, the substitute teacher for the class, offered his clothes back to him, but Berdly insisted that he was enjoying his bodily freedom. It seemed that his classmates were getting more used to it, too! Sure, some of them were still giggling at times, usually when he’d jump around and pose in particularly revealing ways, but it generally seemed like they were coming to accept his bold new ‘outfit’.


It was awfully convenient for Berdly as well! He didn’t need to take anything off for the showers, and when he dried his feathers, he could just leave the locker room without a second thought!


After gym was lunch. Berdly did admit to himself that it felt a bit strange to be eating completely naked in the cafeteria, but he knew it would feel better as the days went on. 


The last class on his schedule was with Ms. Toriel, who had not seen Berdly naked yet. When he stepped into her classroom and took his seat, she immediately went wide-eyed. 


“Um…Berdly?” The rest of the students filled their chairs before she addressed the eleph—*ahem*, ‘bird’ in the room. “You don’t have any clothes on.” *Did he forget to get dressed after gym? How could anyone forget that?* she wondered with concern. Fully expecting him to go bright red and make a mad dash out of the room, she was shocked to see he maintained his trademark smug grin as he responded.


“Yes, Ms. Toriel,” he explained with unfettering confidence. “My classmates are already privy to this information, but I’ll tell you that I’ve decided to do away with my clothes in order to adopt a more natural lifestyle.”


“Oh…is that so—“


“*And* so other monsters can see my exceptionally small penis and notice how smart I am,” he went on.


“…Wow. Okay…why don’t we have Noelle do the reading in your place today, then?” Toriel suggested. 


“But…why not me, Ms. Toriel?” Berdly asked, stepping onto his desk, turning towards his class, and holding his book out in front of him. His classmates had now gotten an exciting look at Berdly’s bare feathers not once on top of a desk, but twice in just one day.


*Great,* Toriel thought, *this is exactly what I was trying to avoid him doing.* “It’s just…well…students traditionally have some kind of piece of clothing on here—“


“Page 48, correct?” Berdly flipped through the textbook and adjusted his glasses before clearing his throat. 


*Sigh*…She was way too tired to deal with him today. “Yes, page 48. Just…could you lower your tail feathers? For my sake?” Berdly did go a little red as he turned his head back to see the white goat-mom shielding her eyes with a free paw.


“Heh…right,” Berdly did as he was told. “Now then! Let’s begin, shall we?”


After the reading, the rest of the class was less than eventful. Berdly was somewhat thankful for this; he had his in-depth private study with Ms. Alphys after school, and he didn’t want to wear out his brain, big as it may be. When the class finally came to its end, he eagerly waved goodbye to Ms. Toriel and stepped out to wait in the hallway. The rest of the students in the school funneled out of their classroom doors to visit their lockers one last time before leaving, and each one of them saw Berdly’s nudity as they passed by.


“Woah, nice outfit, nerd!”


“Oh my gosh, I totally see his—“


“—His butt! Look at his butt!”


It was starting to wear him down a bit, but at least they could tell how gifted his genitals made him, right? He might have to explain the whole small penis thing to more students than he thought. Maybe he could go on the school video announcements and explain to the whole school! That way, they’d all be aware and more equipped to revel in his regality. But, no time left today. Perhaps later in the week, he figured.


When he saw the last of the students leave through the school’s entrance, he made a mad dash for Ms. Alphys’s classroom. He opened the door, and there she was waiting, just like they planned!


“Hello again, Ms. Alphys!” Berdly sounded very cheerful despite the slight embarrassment he was feeling earlier. “I’m ready to depart for our private study!”


Alphys was really happy to see her naked little bird again. The anticipation since the end of their last conversation was nearly killing her, and she was just as eager as the bird to get started. “Alright! L-Let’s uh…—you waited till the other students went home, right?” she nervously confirmed.


“Indeed! I’m pretty sure it’s just you and me remaining. The other teachers are most likely finishing other work in their classrooms,” he assumed with confidence.


“Good. We should get going, then. And let’s get your clothes back on before we walk over,” she suggested.


“My clothes?” Berdly seemed at least slightly apologetic. “I’m afraid that I gave them to the substitute owl and let him keep them! I don’t really need them anymore, after all.”


Aw jeez, this wasn’t gonna look good with her walking him home in his birthday suit. Maybe if they went really fast? Some monsters went around naked during the day anyway, so it might not be as big of a problem as she was making it out to be…Oh, well. She wasn’t going to get anywhere by just standing in the classroom.


“Uhh…that’s alright,” Alphys submitted. “Let’s just walk quickly, then.”


“But if we walk quickly, the passers-by won’t see my—“


“—That’s alright, B-Berdly,” Alphys tried to divert his attention. “You’ll have plenty of opportunities to show your, um, penis to the monsters of the town after today.”


“Well…if you say so…but mark my words! By the end of this week, everyone will have seen this beautiful birdly body one way or another!”


Peeking out the classroom door, Alphys confirmed that there were no other teachers wandering the halls. “Okay, let’s get going. My house isn’t far from the school.” The yellow lizard led the way with her naked blue bird in tow, and it was quite the sight to behold. They slipped out the front door of the school and speed-walked along the sidewalk. The houses started only a block away, and Alphys saw that some of the homeowners sitting on their porches would do double takes at the pair of them. Thankfully, she was only the third house down, so the walk would be coming to an end shortly.


“I already noticed this in gym class, but the air feels so good on my feathers! I don’t know why I didn’t make this fashion choice years ago!” Berdly professed.


“Heh, I-I’m sure it feels very…freeing,” she replied, turning at the path to her front door and checking to see if any of her neighbors were approaching her out of suspicion. Luckily, it seemed like the coast was clear, so she unlocked her door and led her student inside.


Alphys kept a bright, clean and welcoming home, save for a few empty instant-ramen cups lying around here and there. “Alright, here we are! M-Make yourself at home. I’m gonna…uh…ch-change outta my work clothes here.”


“Understood,” Berdly said, plopping his chubby, naked cheeks on Alphys’s clean, fabric couch.


Alphys rushed to her bedroom thinking of how exactly she wanted to go about this. Sitting in her living room was the cutest little blue bird she had ever known in her life, and he was completely nude! She thought that she would instantly be in heaven under these circumstances, but she felt just as nervous not to mess things up. She always felt like such a klutz in front of him! Even though she was slightly more confident when they were alone, she still felt herself stuttering and tripping over her words. How in the world would she win over a bird with such boldness? She wasn’t so sure she could *speak* with that bravado, but maybe, she could show it with her actions? But…what would be a **bold** thing for her to do right now?


Hmmm…. oh. Oh gosh. She *could* just… y’know… join him. With the whole nudity thing. Would it be too brash? It might surprise him, but he would probably end up liking it, right?? This idea proceeded to give her *another* idea about what they could cover with their learning this afternoon: comparisons with the *female* monster body. Yeah…this might work!


Alphys took a few deep breaths in front of the mirror in her room. *Okay. You can do this, Alphys,* she tried to ready herself for what was to come. She removed her jacket, her tie, her shirt, her pants. She was just in her underwear now, and she could feel her heart rate pick up. She was really gonna do this. *Okay, first my undershirt,* her head was spinning in circles. Off it went and out came her yellow breasts. *Halfway there*. She hooked her claws into her panties and gracefully brought them down in one fell swoop, stepping out of them and looking in the mirror one last time. “It’s…go time.”


Alphys couldn’t remember the last time she was completely naked in the presence of an onlooker, so walking into the living room in front of Berdly was going to be a relatively new experience. Slowly, she stepped out of her room and walked down her hallway. And when she arrived in the living room where Berdly was, both monsters were surprised at what they saw. Okay, Berdly was more surprised than Alphys here, but still, Alphys didn’t expect to see Berdly in a new position. He was standing in front of the couch instead of sitting, and his wings were, for yet another time that day, stuffed into his feathery nethers. He looked like…yeah, he had to pee. His knees were bent in towards each other and his thighs were practically glued together. 


“Ms. Alphys! Your clothes!” he exclaimed. “And, on an unrelated note, I kind of need to tinkle…usually by the time I get home, I have to go pretty bad, so in hindsight I should’ve asked you where your bathroom was earlier, but…” his mind couldn’t possibly stay focused with this view in front of him. “Ms. Alphys… you’re completely naked!”


“H-Hah, You’re one to talk, Berdly!” she tried to be sly and playfully snap back at him, to which he responded well.


“I…suppose so,” he grinned and blushed a little. “Now, about that bathroom…”


Alphys began to feel more relaxed and comfortable seeing that Berdly was smiling and turning red. “A-a-ah! Not yet,” she teased, “F-First, you have to learn about female anatomy. And it’s going to be hands-on—er—‘wings-on’ studying.” Alphys looked down at her exposed slit and quickly glanced up to see that Berdly was focused on the same. He removed his wings from his crotch and tried not to think about how much he had to pee as he approached his nude teacher.


“Like…I can look up close?” Berdly was having trouble with bigger words at this point. He was almost about to break a sweat until he realized that birds don’t perspire! Phew. 


“Yes…” Alphys approved shakily, “feel free to stare, touch…whatever you’d like.”


“Oh, birds above. Okay!” he tried to gain his composure. He got about a foot away from Alphys before he knelt down on her carpet to be at eye level with her privates. “I…can’t believe you’re letting me see you like this,” he admitted. “This is *not* how I was expecting ‘private study’ to go.”


“Hehe, it’s m-more like ‘privates’ study, isn’t it?” she joked.


“Yes, indeed.” Berdly loved her humorous quip, and he promptly smiled and laughed. Any and all currently operational parts of his brain were completely focused on the cute, puffy, yellow lips in front of him. He looked a little closer and could see some pink on the inside of the plump folds. And…was it wet? It looked a bit shiny inside, like there was some kind of liquid. Did Ms. Alphys have to pee too? Berdly’s head was doing flips off the diving board and drowning in an olympic-sized pool. He had a million questions, but one rang in his head a little louder than the rest: “Could I touch it?”


“…if you’d like to,” she smiled warmly. Berdly approached her private area carefully with his wingtip, and making sure not to be too harsh, he slid his feathers down over her opening. They tickled her labia and grazed her entrance; she squirmed and moaned from even just that little bit of stimulation.


“Oops! I didn’t make a mistake, did I?” Berdly seemed at least somewhat concerned about someone else for once in his birdly life.


“No, you’re…just fine, phew,” she caught her breath. “It just tickled is all.”


“What, um…is this fluid that’s coming out? Do you need a tinkle too?” he asked innocently.


“Hahah, no,” she explained. “That’s from…how do I put this…when I get, um, ‘excited’, my vagina makes a little, uh…*gosh, this is hard,* a little ‘lubrication’.”


“Lubrication? That would mean…it makes it slippery, no?” he began using his brain again.


“C-Correct. It gets slippery so that the male can insert his p-penis into it with little…resistance,” she explained. Berdly was hanging onto her every word, absolutely entranced by her knowledge.


“Insert his penis? Is this how…how monsters have…” he didn’t know if he was allowed to say it, so he whispered it instead, “*sex*?”


“That…is one of the ways, yes,” she went on. “Sex can be in reference to any act between two monsters that, um…stimulates their bodies or g-genitals…”


“Oh…but I sometimes will, um…this is kind of embarrassing to admit…”


“It’s okay, Berdly,” she smiled again. “You’re learning here. No judgement or, uh, mean things.”


“…Okay, as long as you *promise* not to tell the class,” he blushed.


“I promise.”


“Well…sometimes, I’ll touch my own penis, like I’ll just wiggle and flop it around in my feathers when I get bored, and I like the way it feels…” he revealed begrudgingly.


“Oh! Don’t worry, Berdly,” Alphys couldn’t help giggling a little but tried to maintain her accepting demeanor. “That’s a personal kind of sex called masturbation. Everyone does it…if I’m not mistaken.”


“Everyone? S-So that means,” Berdly stared longer and deeper at that special spot between her legs, “you do masturbation too?” 


“Hehehe, the word is ‘masturbate’, Berdly, and yes, I do…”


The blue avian felt so out of his element. Usually, he was so confident about academics and science, but here he was looking like a complete doofus in front of his cute, naked teacher. If his class had heard what he sounded like for the last five minutes, they would assume he just started kindergarten or something. He *really* didn’t like the feeling of being ignorant, so he tried to move on as quickly as he could, and luckily for him (or unluckily, depending on how you look at it), his urge to pee had only grown stronger with the passing time–


–Hold on. Did Alphys just say that she…*masturbated*? There went Berdly’s priorities again, his mind having surrendered for a second time to his hot, nude teacher.


“Wait…so you…how would you go about that? If it’s alright to ask…” Berdly’s wing reaching toward her slit was shaking.


“Of course it’s okay to ask! This is p-private study, isn’t it? Heheh…” Alphys continued to get redder. “If you’re wondering how I…masturbate. I’ll usually just…um, put my finger in? It feels really good.”


“You just put it in? And it’s not painful?”


“Haha, of course it’s not painful…” she clarified. “It’s, um, quite the opposite, a-actually. Here,” Suddenly, but still gently, Alphys moved her claws down to her leaking opening, and with a barely-audible squishing sound, slipped one of them inside.


“WOAH!” Berdly couldn’t contain his excitement…or his bladder. Before he could stop it, a spurt of pee squirted from the tip of his semi-erect nub. Thankfully for him (and more for Alphys), they were standing over the hardwood section of her floor that led into the kitchen, so it wasn’t going to stain. “Agh! My apologies! Please, your b-bathroom!”


Jeez, she kinda pushed him to the limit, didn’t she? The thing was…her bathroom was a mess. There were pads, a couple embarrassing toys; it was a little dirty. She just didn’t want him to see what was in there, but he was about to have an accident! *Think, Alphys, Think!* Her eyes darted around the room to look for some kind of receptacle he could release into. No, not the flower vase, or the fruit bowl, or the—wait! That was it! She pulled her slick finger out from between her legs and ran quickly over to the kitchen, where a scientific beaker from her lab-room was left sitting on the counter. Berdly tried not to leak any more as he watched his teacher’s big, bubbly buttcheeks bouncing boisterously behind her. She snatched it off the counter and rushed back over, bending down to be at eye level with Berdly’s penis.


“I-I, um, need you to use this, okay?” she held out the beaker and positioned it right in front of his privates, but since his nub kind of just poked straight out toward her, she didn’t know if it would be the best angle…


“You want me to…urinate in the *beaker*?” Berdly was confused. “Is this part of the private study?”


“Uhh—Yeah!!” she had to think on her feet. “We’re gonna…look at, er, ‘analyze’ your urine output.”


“Oh,” he said, his voice straining from his desperation. “Okay then, I’m going to begin.”


Because his adorable little weiner didn’t hang down at all, however, his first (er, second) spurt of pee splashed directly onto her chest! “Eep!” she exclaimed, her face turning even redder than before. Although it was a little bit gross-ish, there was also something about it that was…really cute, and *really* hot.


“GAH! Sorry again!!” As quickly as he could, he used his wingtips to point his tiny firehose down to aim into the beaker where his long-held-in urine began to accumulate.


“I-It’s okay, I can wash it off,” she assured him he was fine. “Just let it out.”


His stream slowly filled the beaker, and Alphys could begin to feel the heat spreading through the glass. Although she knew that because urine was stored in the body it would be about the same as his body temperature, she was still surprised to feel the gentle warmth in her claws. The only sounds either monster could hear was the splashing of bird pee and some cute whines of relief from the bird currently making said pee.


“Wow…you, uh…you really had to go,” Alphys commented. Seeing the bird that was always so confident in class being so nervous and embarrassed in front of her was arousing to say the least.


“You know that I like to keep hydrated,” Berdly feigned confidence, but there was still shakiness in his voice.


“Yes, but…hehe, this is a lot!” Alphys giggled, watching Berdly’s face grow hotter.


“Well, I’m almost finished!” He tried to defend himself. “Hold on!” His stream lessened in power and approached a trickle before he pushed and relaxed his pelvic muscles to squeeze the last few spurts out. “…Okay, I’m all done.”


What Alphys said earlier was right; he really had to go, and the beaker was almost full. “Okay then, follow me, uh…this way.” She carefully carried the beaker down the hallway she came from, although instead of continuing down to her room, she turned and entered an open door on her left. “C-Could you hit that light switch on the wall? My claws are a little full…”


“Sure,” Berdly searched with his wing on the dark wall and found a plastic protrusion he could push.


*Click.*


A fluorescent light situated on the ceiling flashed on and bathed the room in a clinical, white glow. Berdly was amazed to see that the room was filled with all kinds of complicated looking lab equipment. “Woah…incredible lavatory you have here, Ms. Alphys.”


“Laboratory, Berdly,” she made the blue bird feel a little dumb again. Although he figured he could forgive himself for this one since it was still related to what was happening.


“R-Right,” he blushed again. “So, what are we planning on doing with my, erm, ‘output’?” Alphys stepped over to a funny looking machine with a funnel on top, and Berdly followed closely behind her.


“Well, we’re going to analyze your urine and…we’re gonna see what you had to eat and drink today,” she explained.


“Oh, I see!” Berdly seemed interested. “I bet you’re thankful I provided ‘a lot’ as you so openly commented earlier, then.”


“I suppose you could say that,” Alphys said, lifting the beaker up and carefully pouring the still warm contents into the funnel. Berdly’s head perked up when he heard the machine beep and saw its small LCD display light up. “Just give it a minute here,” she said as she set the beaker in the nearby lab sink. “In about th-thirty seconds, it will display the food and drink items it detected.”


“Really? How is that sort of thing even possible?” The blue bird’s gears were turning, but he had absolutely no idea how he would go about building a machine that did what Alphys claimed this one could do.


“Well, it’s pretty, um, insanely complicated. We’re only going over basic principles of physics and chemistry in our science class, and for mathematics, we haven’t even gotten past algebra.”


“Alphys, are you forgetting who you’re in the presence of? You told me that I was your most advanced student, no?”


“Well, yes, but…”


“And I don’t need to tell you again that my penis is *exceptionally* small, as are my testicles but I’m not sure if that factors into it too or no—“


*DING!*


“Thank god I don’t have to expl—I-I mean…look, it’s done!” Alphys quickly recovered and cheered. Berdly did not look amused, but he decided he’d just ask her about the science of it tomorrow. He’d have a little more time to think about it that way.


“What does it say?” he wondered, looking closely at the screen. A couple more small beeps sounded out, and the screen began flashing a series of images for the users to see.


“Let’s see…First is…Orange juice! And, umm… a banana!”


“That sounds accurate. I try to get my fruits in at the beginning of the day,” the blue bird confirmed.


“And then…it looks like bird seed after that…”


“Yes! The lunch of champions! Well…bird champions at least, I presume.” 


“It’s registering a couple more here…” Alphys continued, “it l-looks like…a candy bar?”


“Yes, admittedly I’ve got a sweet beak. Please don’t tell my mom, she’ll be angry I snuck one to school.” He scratched the feathers on the back of his head nervously.


“Hehe, your secret’s safe with me,” she giggled. “And lastly, just lots and lots of water.”


“It’s amazing that it can so accurately analyze the chemicals in there,” Berdly was trying his best to sound as intelligent as he could in the presence of such a cute, learned (and naked) scientist.


“Yes, I…I agree! Do you know what the most common chemical in your urine is, Berdly?” she quizzed him. This was supposed to be a learning experience, after all.


“Uh…that’s quite the difficult question, although maybe the answer is much simpler than I’m making it out to be…” he scratched his feathered chin with his right wing and stared at the ceiling. “Is it…it’s not simply just water, is it?”


“Actually, it is!” Alphys nodded in approval, which might’ve inflated Berdly’s ego a little too much…


“Hah! It seems my instinctual path of thinking is second to none!”


“Berdly, you’re the only student here—“


“—I should enter a chemistry competition or something! The science world will be able to witness my body as well as the incredible knowledge it stores!”


“S-Seriously, it was just a simple biology que—“


“I wonder if you were this smart when you were my age, Ms. Berdly. Do not fret if you’re jealous of my extraordinary natural abilities,” he couldn’t stop bragging.


“OKAY, we’re gonna wrap up the studying for today and, uh, just watch some anime or something…”


“*Japanese cartoons?!* Normally, I would scoff at the prospect of watching colorful moving pictures intended for children, but from the time I’ve spent educating myself on the internet with like-minded intellectuals, I’m aware that this ‘anime’ trend may actually hold all of life’s well-kept secrets!” Berdly was spending too much time online.


“Umm…Yeah, s-sure!” Alphys played along. Truthfully, she was getting exhausted with all the teaching she was doing today. She just wanted to spend some time naked and vulnerable together with her cute, blue-feathered friend, so she led the way back into the living room, careful not to slip on the results of Berdly’s little accident that happened minutes earlier.


“Okay…grab a seat on the couch right, right over there,” she stammered out. “I’m gonna do, uh, insert the dvd and all that.”


“Roger! Or should I say ‘Yokai!’ I picked up a little Japanese from some video games I’ve been playing, in case you didn’t know that was Japanese,” Berdly bragged yet again.


“That’s…not the right…whatever, it doesn’t matter.” Alphys approached her TV table and got on her claws and knees to shuffle through all her anime DVDs. 


*Whistle!* Berdly complimented the show that the big, naked, yellow lizard in front of him was putting on. The two yellow globes and pronounced slit were all he could see, and he began to feel those familiar tingles in his nethers again. Alphys blushed in response and considered lowering her tail so she could preserve some of her modesty, but if she was being honest, she really liked the feeling it gave her. This cute little bird thought *she* was cute! So, to satisfy his curiosity even further, she gave her rear some shakes back and forth.


“Woah,” was all Berdly could muster. Watching her big, beautiful cheeks bouncing back and forth like that was really an amazing sight. Soon enough, though, Alphys found the DVD she was looking for and inserted it into her disc player. She stood back up and walked over to the couch, this time with a different pair of bouncy things to captivate the bird even longer. He couldn’t manage many more words as she took her seat on the couch next to him and picked up the TV remote.


“We’re, um, gonna watch an episode of one of my f-favorite shows,” Alphys appeared a bit nervous to share the nerdy media she liked, but she remembered that Berdly was kind of new to this, so that at least calmed her down a little. “It’s called ‘Kaiketsu Zorori’, and it’s about a fox and his two little boar companions going on adventures and…stuff like that. It’s not violent or bloody or anything; I just think it’s a g-good way to unwind, heh.”


“W-Well… if you like it, I’m sure it will be a fun and entertaining program,” Berdly started to calm down from all the intimate views his teacher had just given him.


Alphys clicked the power button and navigated the DVD menu to pick a fun episode she had in mind. “Okay, let’s watch this one here,” she decided. The program started with its regular ninety seconds of opening music and animation, surprising Berdly with its length.


“These openings are rather long, aren’t they?” he pointed out.


“Y-Yeah…but it’s still a good show, I swear!!”


“We’ll see about that,” Berdly said, not afraid to be slightly skeptical despite his initially optimistic attitude. “I do think the colors and the characters look very appealing, though...”


“Yes, the, um…the character designs are my favorite,” she shared.


As the episode played on, Berdly seemed as if he was liking what he was seeing. He’d laugh at the little Japanese jokes they would explain in the English subtitles, and he appeared to be pretty invested in the episode’s story. Eventually, the characters reached a point where they arrived at an Onsen. Ishishi and Noshishi, the two little boars, joined Zorori in taking off all of their clothes, and out came some parts that Berdly was definitely not used to seeing on TV.


“Oh, that’s…interesting!” Berdly observed that each of the characters was drawn with a cute little penis and sack between their legs. “They can really show this kind of nudity on Japanese TV?”


“Heheh, yeah, they have such cute little weenies in anime shows,” she gushed, also unable to take her eyes away from how adorably drawn everything was. Berdly, however, was starting to get a sinking feeling, and he soon began to realize why. He had gathered so far that Zorori was probably the most clever character. He repeatedly solved riddles with ease and almost always knew how to get his way out of a sticky situation. His proteges, on the other hand, appeared to not be as intelligent as the fox, whom they called “Zorori Sensei”. What he didn’t understand here was how any of that was possible with the obviously small size of a very certain part of their bodies: their penises. Zorori’s was obviously an inch or two bigger than his little assistants, who sported nubs almost identical to Berdly’s own. *How could this be?* he thought, his mind now spinning.


“Uh…Berdly? You okay?” Alphys appeared concerned after glancing over and seeing her student’s worried expression.


“I-I…I’m confused,” he stammered, pointing at the screen. “Why are Ishishi and Noshishi the ones with the small weiners?” It was kind of a strange question, but Alphys started to realize just why he might be asking. 


*Oh boy, he might not be happy to hear what I’m gonna say… but it would be wrong to mislead him further.* “Well…they’re…they’re *underdeveloped*.”


“*Underdeveloped?!*” Berdly was not happy about what he was hearing. “No no no, you must be mistaken, Ms. Alphys. Saying they’re *underdeveloped* implies some kind of inadequacy with their privates, even though judging by their sizes, they should be seen as noble and capable!…But I’m not really understanding *that* either because they’ve been acting foolish this whole episode! Did they get hit by some kind of stupidity-ray or something? What’s going on?”


*Hoh boy, here we go,* she braced herself for the rest of the discussion. “So…I, uh…I think I have some bad news. It’ll answer your qu-questions, but…I don’t think you’ll like hearing it…in fact it might not be a good idea t-to tell you…”


“Ms. Alphys, this is private study time and I *refuse* to be excluded from learning exclusive information this time. You already skipped over how the pee machine works, so you have to tell me—“


“—Having a small penis doesn’t make you smart!!!” That might’ve been a little too loud and sudden, but he *did* ask for it.


“…What?”


“That stuff about the Greeks! Y-Yes, they *believed* that, but that doesn’t mean it’s all true!” she revealed.


“…….yes it does.”


“*No*, it doesn’t. I know you were excited to hear about that way of thinking conveniently aligning with your…um, ‘situation’, but it doesn’t mean that it’s unq-questionably true!” Phew, she was really laying it down on this poor bird. But she knew that it would be for his own good. In the direction his head, and therefore his body was going, every monster living in the town would’ve seen his very private parts before he learned that it would just probably end in embarrassment for him.


“That owl…..he LIED TO ME!!!” Berdly was fuming mad.


“Berdly, he didn’t lie to you, it’s just th-that—“


“—He’s a DECEIVER! He just told me that so he could LAUGH at me!!!”


“Again, *no*. From the sound of it, it s-seemed like he was just trying to help you feel more confident about your—“


“My tiny little pecker makes me stupid, doesn’t it?!” The flustered bird looked to be on the verge of tears.


“No, that’s not tru—“


“Look at it for me, Ms. Alphys! Please! Look at it and tell me it’s not small!” Berdly pushed his pelvis out from where he was sitting and invited Alphys to make an up-close assessment of his birdly bits. Although he seemed like he wasn’t thinking straight, she was *not* going to pass up this golden opportunity to stare at and possibly feel the intimate parts that had been so close yet so far that whole day.


“Uh…s-sure! I can take a look and re-reassess them,” she offered, her face flushing and heating up again. The big lizard pushed herself off from the couch and stepped over in front of her test subject. She slowly got on her knees and brought her face closer to the blue bird’s crotch so she could get a good look. 


Gosh, she just couldn’t get over how cute it was. His boyish penis rested so peacefully on top of his pert, nervous balls. His foreskin tightly covered the pink tip beneath it and extended slightly beyond it, bunched up at the end in what was probably a fairly sensitive bundle of nerves. Assessing the length, it didn’t seem to be much different from what she remembered. In fact, it even looked as if it was smaller now than it normally was. Not excessively so, but still enough for her to be able to notice it. She figured he was probably very nervous. It made cute little twitches and movements as Berdly slightly readjusted his positioning, and she saw it all mere inches from her eyes.


“Would…would you be alright if I t-touched it?” she boldly asked, feeling her heart jump.


“Well…if it’s necessary for an accurate measurement and assessment…yes, I suppose so,” Berdly allowed.


*Yes!!!* Alphys was elated, and although she was very excited, she knew she had to do this carefully instead of jamming her claws hastily between his legs, lest she scratch or hurt her sweet little student. Every extremity of hers was shaking as she reached out to touch the little bird-boy parts right in front of her.


They were…so soft. She was in love with the feeling of what were likely Berdly’s softest feathers rubbing against her scales. She cupped his round sack with her fingers and lightly felt around with her thumbs. The warmth and squishiness had her under such an intense trance that she forgot why she was feeling his privates in the first place.


“S-So?” Berdly whined. “It’s…It’s not *underdeveloped* as you so harshly put it earlier for those pigs, is it? Is it?!”


She was still lost in the delicacy and innocence of the tight, little package before her, but she snapped back to reality a few seconds after Berdly’s question. “—Ah! S-Sorry, uh…” Alphys had to be honest with him, but she had to do it in a way that wouldn’t end up destroying the wonderfully unique emotions of the birdly boy before her. “Berdly…there’s something you’ve got to understand. Listen very closely, please. The size of your…penis doesn’t *mean* anything. Some monsters think it’s a measure of manliness, some monsters think it’s funny to laugh at, some monsters think it’s beautiful no matter what, and some monsters obsess over it to a point where they…they don’t really know what to think anymore.” Berdly poked his glasses up and wiped his feathers over his welled-up eyes as Alphys tried her best to make him understand what he had been missing. “But none of that *means* anything. It’s just how people think, a-and you can’t control that.”


Berdly sniffled. “Truly?…It truly doesn’t hold any meaning?” He didn’t want to believe it, but Ms. Alphys sounded pretty serious in her explanation. And although it might not have made him dumb or smart or any of those silly things, it had no doubt made him the subject of his classmates’ laughter. He was still embarrassed about how…*small* it still was. “But…everyone was still laughing at me!”


“Well…Berdly, that was more because you were…like, totally naked. In class,” she clarified for him.


“……….oh……..yeah...” Berdly went bright red. “That…that probably wasn’t a good idea, was it?”


Alphys shook her head, but after noticing how embarrassed he looked, she realized that she had to find a way to reduce the crushing shame he was probably feeling.


“N-No, but…embarrassing things happen all the time, Berdly,” Alphys offered her wisdom. “In fact, when I was your age, I-I actually…gosh this is embarrassing. S-Someone pulled down my skirt *and* my panties in gym class. And…*everyone* saw.”


“…Really?” Berdly felt himself calming down a little.


“Yes. But I *moved on* from it. It’s embarrassing that it happened, but I’m still Alphys! And you’re still Berdly!”


“…..Okay, I think I understand…but I still feel utterly humiliated…” he admitted.


“In that case, there is, uh…one thing that could help you feel a-at least a little bit better,” Alphys said, suddenly getting up from her knees and looking into the blue bird’s eyes. She leaned in with her lips pursed and planted them on Berdly’s beak. He was surprised but ultimately very receptive of the kiss, giving a little moan of pleasure and a bashful giggle.


When Alphys pulled away, all Berdly could manage to get out was an “oh gosh…”.


“How do you feel now?” Alphys asked.


“I mean…I’m still a little embarrassed, but…I do feel better,” he smiled.


“Good. It might take some time, b-but I promise that embarrassment will go away,” she assured him. “Now, I-I think your parents are gonna be wondering where you are if you stay much longer…”


“—Oh shoot!” Berdly checked the clock on his teacher’s wall. “I was supposed to be home fifteen minutes ago!” Alphys stepped out of his way as he hopped off the couch and grabbed his backpack off of the floor. “…Thank you…for everything today, Mr. Alphys.”


“Of course, Berdly,” she said warmly. The blue bird had made it all the way to the front door before he realized that he was missing something that he just learned might’ve been more important than he thought before.


“Uh…I’m naked. I don’t have any clothes right now…” he said frankly. “Ms. Alphys? Do you happen to have anything I can throw on to cover my uh…personal parts?”


“Oh…a-about that…it’s kinda laundry day for me, so I-I’m afraid I don’t have anything here that’s clean…” She reluctantly broke the news.


“Well…I guess it’s okay…I went the whole day completely nude anyway, right? I can just utilize my backpack to cover the important stuff,” he decided, pulling it off of his back and holding it strategically over his exposed privates. 


“Y-Yeah! That’s the spirit,” Alphys tried her best to remain positive. “And then you can, uh, decide on a new outfit to wear after you get home.”


“Alright,” Berdly decided. “I’ll try to put something fashionable and trendy together for tomorrow.”


“I’m looking forward to it,” Alphys offered her smile again. “Now get headed home, and be fast!”


“Heh, will do.”


Luckily for Berdly, the setting sun, along with the help of his backpack (and a few bushes along the way) helped him out immensely in getting home without being seen…again. When he finally arrived, he burst into his front door, shouted to his parents that he was home, and then ran straight up to his room so they wouldn’t ask any embarrassing questions.


“Phew,” he dropped his backpack and flopped on his bed, “what a day…”




EPILOGUE


Before heading to school the next day, Berdly searched his house for a decent (and sufficiently concealing) outfit to wear. It wasn’t long before he found another pair of shorts, a pair of underwear (which he almost forgot about again!), and a shirt celebrating one of his favorite video games. He was ready to brave the stares and comments from his peers, fully knowing how much of his body they saw just the day before.


He ate his regular morning fruits, drank his orange juice, and stepped out his front door in his brand new outfit.


The walk to school was similar to the day before; the classmates that he saw on the way obviously noticed and commented on his new clothes again.


“What’s up, Berdly? I thought you were going naked from now on!”


“Yeah, we were getting used to seeing your big butt!”


“And your little pe—“


“—YES! I, um…I made the executive decision to, erm, keep things more private than usual…” he explained.


“Wow, I wonder why,” Monster Kid chimed in with a sarcastic remark. Berdly tried his absolute best to ignore any other less-than-kind comments directed towards him and his clothes, and he eventually made it to his classroom where Ms. Alphys was waiting.


“Welcome, everyone,” Alphys greeted her students. “And hello, B-Berdly.”


He was a little embarrassed by the special treatment, but also pleased because of the ego-stroking feeling it gave him. “Salutations, Ms. Alphys.”


After everyone took their seats and settled their conversations, Alphys set the class in motion.


“A-Alright, everyone. Today, we’re going to be finishing up your sci—uh, anatomy presentations.” Chatter started amongst the students in the class who weren’t Berdly, very likely talking about…well, Berdly. “Settle down, settle down. Now, if I’m n-not mistaken, I think we were going to start with Catti today. Are you ready, Catti?”


The students’ heads turned to the pinkish feline, who looked particularly excited to show what she had prepared. “You bet! And I drew some art for it, too!”


*Catti? Art?! She didn’t draw….did she?* Berdly suddenly got very nervous. *Maybe I’m just being paranoid…*


“Oh! Th-That wasn’t required, but it’s uh, certainly welcome,” Alphys praised the cat-monster. Catti hopped up from her seat and pulled a small fold-up easel along with a rolled up sheet of giant poster paper out of her backpack.


“It was a little small when I drew it, so I had it enlarged at the print shop after school yesterday.” She walked to the front of the room, stepped behind the desk, and set the easel up to face herself. “I was really inspired by Berdly’s presentation yesterday, but doing a presentation on my *own* naked body seemed wayyyy too embarrassing…” the class had a hearty giggle at her words. “So I just decided to draw Berdly instead!” 


After unrolling her piece and clipping it to the easel so it would stay, she was finally ready to turn it around and show it to the class.


And of course, when she did, it was exactly what Berdly had been fearing since she said the word ‘art’. There he was, drawn in all his blue, naked glory for the class to see *again*, only this time, Berdly did *not* want them to be looking so closely. Especially not at his privates, which Catti had taken the liberty of including with careful attention to detail. It’s a shame that an in-depth anatomy presentation was about to follow, and that his classmates would probably be laughing at him the whole time.


The thing was…he couldn’t hear any laughter! In fact, he actually heard a couple of groans and whines. What…was happening? Could it be that…his class has matured enough to spare him the embarrassment he so thoughtlessly caused himself the day before? He couldn’t believe it! Maybe this wouldn’t be all that painf—


“—Aw, come on!”


“You stole my idea!”


“Mine too!”


“No, it was mine!”


All around him, Berdly’s classmates pulled drawings that they had made of the naked bird out of their backpacks. It seemed that every student in the class had their own rendition of him in just his feathers! Even the ones who gave their presentations yesterday! Although he had made an effort this morning to reduce the humiliation he was causing himself, the residual embarrassment from the experience only seemed like it would grow more powerful with each passing presentation.


He was in for an even longer class than yesterday, and although his cheeks burned bright red, his teacher was certainly excited to see what was no doubt going to be the hottest art exhibition of her life. She might have to copy and save these pieces for grading purposes later… yeah… ‘grading’ purposes.




THE END