Nature’s Calling Simba 1


Simba was wandering around the pridelands with Timon and Pumbaa when all of the sudden a large fart escaped from Simba's behind.


"Woah there, buddy", said Timon, "Someone sounds like he's got to take care of some business"


Simba heard this and he blushed and smiled. "Well, I think I do need to take a visit to the little cub's room, but I can't find a private spot to go."


"What about over in that clearing? It doesn't look like anyone's over there", Timon said as he pointed to an open, grassy area.


"It doesn't look like anyone is coming", said Simba, "and I REALLY gotta go". Simba heard his stomach rumble. He walked over to the open area and squatted down. He was about to answer the call of nature before seeing Timon and Pumbaa standing about ten feet away from him. "Uhhh...guys?", said Simba, "can you give me a little privacy please".


Timon and Pumbaa looked at Simba with confused expressions. "C'mon, Simba, we're all animals here.", said Pumbaa.


"What's the difference if we see ya do your duty. We do it too." said Timon.


"Could you pretty please just turn around?", said Simba, smiling nervously and blushing.


"Fine, yeesh!", said Timon. With that, Timon and Pumbaa turned around giving Simba the privacy he needed.


Once again, Simba squatted down; however, this time he began to use the bathroom. He exhaled a great sigh of relief as he dropped an average sized log. At this point Simba began to urinate when all of the sudden he began to hear a herd of giraffes strolling in from out of nowhere. The young lion cub noticed this but was unable to stop doing his business, so he tried his best to hide his lower half. The giraffes soon noticed both Simba and the pattering of urine coming from him.


"Hey look, everybody", one giraffe said, "that lion's trying to go potty!" Impossible loud waves of laughter and pointing followed as Simba blushed in embarrassment and smiled sheepishly, trying better to cover his privates from being seen by the many watching animals.


"Ohhhh no", said Pumbaa.


"This is not good", said Timon.


Simba continued to not be able to stop urinating when suddenly, something broke the laughter: is was a loud toot from Simba's rear end. The laughter erupted again, this time much louder than before.


"HAHAHA Look at him! He's gonna go number two now!", shouted one of the giraffes.


Indeed, there was no stopping the fact that Simba was going to poop right then and there, but as long as he was behind the tall grass he was going to be fine, right?


Wrong.


Suddenly, an enormous gust of wind blew the tall grass concealing Simba's dignity down. Simba's rear was on full display for the whole giraffe herd AND Timon and Pumbaa. Simba was unaware of this and went on to take a very long poop. Three long, brown logs emerges for underneath his tail before emitting a few small toots and finally finishing. Having closed his eyes earlier in order to trick himself out of feeling embarrassed, Simba was met with the most embarrassing situation of his life. He immediately noticed that the grass had been blown down and that his posterior was practically on TV. Simba did his best not to cry from all of the embarrassment, sheepishly smiling and immediately reaching for the grass so he could use it to cover up his private parts and the "results" of his answering of nature's call. Timon and Pumbaa, still in shock and awe of the situation, immediately snapped out of it and shooed the giraffes away in order to help their pal. They both move over to comfort the embarrassed cub when Timon brings up a similar event that happened to him when he was younger 


"Now, Simba", said Timon, "you might think you're all alone here, but something similar happened to me when I was little like you".


Simba sniffled. *sniffle* "Really?"


Timon replied "Uh-huh. I remember it like it was yesterday"


*FLASHBACK*


*Pumbaa interjects*


"Wait, Timon. What are you talking about? I know the story you're going to tell to Simba. It didn't happen when you were younger; it happened two weeks before we met Simba!"


"Oh yeah", said Timon, "that's right. That's when we learned to be comfortable going to the bathroom around each other!"


"It was just like any other day in the jungle with my pal Pumbaa. We had eaten plenty of bugs in the morning, so in the afternoon, nature took its course and we both had to take a trip to the toilet. Now, for as long as I can remember, I've been going to the bathroom on the same hollowed-out stump. So, that day I made my way over to the potty stump to see that Pumbaa had found it too!"


"And I was in the middle of using it", Pumbaa said sounding annoyed.


"Yeah, sorry about that, heh heh", Timon replied with a sheepish grin. "Anyway, I came up on the stump from behind, so I had a clear-as-day view of Pumbaa's smelly behind in the middle of doing its thing"


"HAHAHAHAHA!" Simba immediately erupted in a fit of laughter. "GROSS!"


Pumbaa looked at the ground and blushed shyly.


"So, unaware of what I was doing", continued Timon, "I yelled 'AHHH PUMBAA!!!' and Pumbaa immediately turned around and screamed back 'AHHH DON'T LOOK'. He reached straight for a large leaf he found on the ground and used it to cover up his big bottom (and anything else Timon might've seen). Anyway, I couldn't hold it anymore so I said to Pumbaa the first thing that came to my mind. 'MOVE OVER!!!' With that, I plopped my posterior down next to my buddy and Let 'er rip!"


"Ewwwww, gross!", said Simba.


"If you think it's gross, imagine how I felt!", said Pumbaa. "Next to me was this meerkat taking a really big poop, and it sure did smell bad."


"Did it smell anything like this?", quipped Timon. Timon suddenly leaned to his side a bit and let rip a big fart. He, Pumbaa and Simba started to giggle uncontrollably.


"Oh it sure did", said Pumbaa.


"Where was I with the story?", said Timon, "...oh yeah! So there I was sitting next to Pumbaa pooping and peeing just like he was. It would've been awkward, but Pumbaa said 'Phweeew!!! Man, Timon, what did you eat?' I responded with 'I dunno, what does it smell like?' and I proceeded to fart and poop really loudly. Pumbaa and I couldn't stop giggling after that. Let's see... what happened after that, Pumbaa?"


Pumbaa responded "didn't we still have to wipe?"


"Oh yeah", said Timon, "hey speaking of which, did you ever wipe after doing your duty, kid?"


Simba grinned shyly, "oh yeah, there weren't any leaves here, so I kind of forgot, heh heh."


"Oh, that's okay", said Pumbaa, "you can wipe when we get back to the jungle. Let's finish the story, Timon!"


"Alright", responded Timon, "After Pumba and I finished answering nature's call on my favorite stump and we made fun of how bad we smelled, I noticed that we still had to wipe. I looked over to where I normally kept leaves, but they must've had blown away by then, because there weren't any in sight!"


Pumbaa interjected. "Then, I had a crazy idea. If we could find any toilet paper, why not just go swimming? The gross stuff would just come off in the water, and we could enjoy a nice, relaxing soak"


"I thought that the idea was brilliant", said Timon. "So we ran over to the hot spring we had and hopped right in and let the water do its magic."


*FLASHBACK*


"Ahhhhhh, this water feels incredible", said Timon.


"You said it, pal", said Pumbaa.


"I just wish there were more bubbles. I always loved bubble baths" said Timon.


"Alright", said Pumbaa, "you asked for it." Pumbaa then let out a very long and loud fart underwater, causing plenty of bubbles to float up to the surface. Both the meerkat and the warthog couldn't help but giggle and laugh.


A few seconds later, Pumbaa felt the water get a little warmer. "Hey, why's the water warmer?", he asked.


"Well...", said Timon, "I wasn't exactly finished on the stump earlier... heh heh"


Pumbaa responded in friendly and mild disgust "HAHAH, Gross!"


Timon said "hey, just be glad nothing came out the back door, alright".


*BACK TO PRESENT*


"HAHAHAHAHA, wow Timon, that was really funny. I was wondering why you were fine with seeing me go to the bathroom, but now I know that it's because you're already comfortable seeing Pumbaa go", Simba responded.


"Alright, Simba" said Timon, "it's about time we be heading home. You too, Pumbaa."


Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa traversed their way through the pridelands until they arrived back in the jungle. All three of them were hungry and thirsty and desired a large meal.


"Hey", said Simba, "how about we have a bug-eating contest?"


"Sounds good to me", Timon and Pumbaa responded together.


The three pals found a nice log out in the jungle and lifted it together to find a plethora of different bugs. They began to eat them one at a time, counting along as they went. It took a while, but they all reached bug 100. Simba wanted bug 100 to be a special bug, so he chose the spiciest bug of all: the red-horned beetle. All three of them popped a red horn beetle into their mouths but only Simba swallowed it. Timon and Pumbaa had already spit them out and both ran over to drink as much water as they could from the river because they could handle the heat if their last morsel. Simba went straight over to join them after he finished swallowing the spicy bug.


All three of them finished cooling off their mouths from their meal and went over to a private, secluded spot to go and sleep.


After sleeping for a full twelve hours, all three of them were awakened by a natural instinct in their bodies.


They needed to drop a load.


Simba was the first to speak: "Uhhh.... Timon?"


Timon responded nervously "Yes, Simba?" Simba couldn't see this but Timon was crossing his legs and stuffing his paws down in his private area.


"I gotta go. Bad." said Simba.


"Me too" said Timon


"Me three", said Pumbaa, who had also recently woken up.


"Where should we 'go', Timon?", asked Simba.


Timon said that they should probably go to the bathroom in the pridelands, given that it was a wide open space and that they probably wouldn't all fit on the stump. So, the trio did their best to hold their "presents" in that they were planning on giving to the ground and made their way out into the grassy plains. They stumbled upon a nice open area.


"Wheeew" , said Pumbaa, "I don't think that I can hold it much longer"


"Yeah, let's go here", said Simba.


Simba remembered what Timon said about not being awkward and squatted down with his buddies. All three of them lifted their tails up high and let loose. A torrent of farts filled the air as the trio let loose on the ground.


"Aaahhhhhhhh", sighed Simba, "what a relief!"


"Hey, Pumbaa", said Timon "do you hear anything, like footsteps or giggling?"


"Nah, it's probably nothing", said Pumbaa.


The three animals continued to let loose on the ground now urinating and defecating at the same time.


"Wow", said Simba "those bugs sure are catching up to me, heh heh!"


"And the water, too" said Pumba "I haven't had to take this big a whiz since Timon and I had that water-chugging contest."


Timon, Pumbaa and Simba finished their potty break when they realized that they had forgotten to bring leaves to wipe with.


"Oh no!", said Simba, "we don't have anything to wipe with!"


"Here *snicker*, take this", an unknown voice quipped.


A few leaves were dropped in front of the bathroom buddies and they immediately turned around to find their worst nightmare.


The giraffes were back! And they had also brought a herd of antelope! Both groups of animals were hysterically laughing at the exposed trio. They had snuck up from behind, so Timon's, Pumbaa's and Simba's bare rears were on display for all of the animals to see. Not to mention that all of the animals must've also seen their privates. Too embarrassed to move, the three buddies shuffled into some tall grass and covered their private areas and bottoms, while grinning bashfully and blushing to the point where their faces were as red as tomatoes.


"Hey, guys!", said one of the giraffes, "you might want to find a less visible place next time you go potty HAHAHAHAH". The entire area was filled with laughter from both herds of animals.


"We gotta get out of here" said Timon.


"Agreed" said Pumbaa and Simba together.


The trio was back in the jungle faster than they ever had been before. They discussed what had just happened to them.


"Ohhh...I'm so embarrassed!!!!", said Simba, "All those animals saw my butt and my private parts AND they saw me go potty!!!"


"Keep in mind that they saw us too, sport", said Timon.


"Yeah, I never knew that I could feel so embarrassed" said Pumbaa.


"I think we should teach them a lesson" said Simba.


"Yeah!", said Timon, "That'll show them"


"The real problem here is the leader of the giraffes. He's the one who keeps directing all the attention to us!" said Pumbaa.


"Right, but how do we teach him a lesson?" said Timon.


"Wait!" yelled Simba, "I've got it. Do you remember what you were saying about how all animals do their duty, Timon?"


"Ohhh....", said Timon, "I see where you're going with this."


The trio, wanting to catch the head giraffe going potty, spied on his bathroom habits for a few days before figuring out that he had to go to the bathroom at high noon every day. He always did it in a very secluded spot in the pridelands, and he rarely checked his surroundings. The plan was going to work perfectly. 


Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba rounded up every herd of animals that they could find. They even managed to convince the antelope to come watch too! The three friends had everything ready. Simba watched as the head giraffe left to go to his private spot and directed the hundreds of animals he had with him to follow quietly. Simba whispered loudly so that everyone except for the giraffe could hear him.


"Ladies and gents", said Simba, "I present to you the true beauty of wildlife. Watch as the majestic giraffe answers the mighty call of nature!!!"


With that, the crowd moved up over the hill that they were stalled at before and looked down to see a giraffe facing in the opposite direction getting ready to squat down and do his duty. Nearly the whole population of the pridelands watched in awe as the giraffe squatted down and began to poop and pee. Many subdued giggles and gasps made their way throughout the audience. It took a while for the giraffe to poop out his many logs and to empty some of his bladder, also allowing some loud and embarrassing farts to escape. When he was practically finished he looked down to find that the leaves he had stacked up for toilet paper were gone! Simba, having taken them earlier yelled out to the giraffe:


"LOOKING FOR THESE?!" Simba taunted as he held up the missing leaves.


The giraffe, very confused, turned around to find the entirety of the pridelands laughing at his exposure. Not knowing what to do, he turned towards them and screamed helplessly. One animal shouted out "Hey, look! You can see his weenie!" Coming to the realization that not only was his rear end on display for all of these animals but that his privates could also be seen, the giraffe shoved both of his front hooves into his crotch, hoping that they would protect him from being seen.


"Wow", said Timon to his pals, "I don't know how this could get any better!"


Just then the shock from all of the exposure caused the giraffe to begin urinating uncontrollably, peeing himself in front of everyone.


Pumba reacted to this: "It just did."


The giraffe then ran away for good. He wouldn't be bothering Simba and his buddies anymore.


"You know", said Timon to his pals, "all of this bathroom humor kinda makes me hafta take a trip to the old stump back in the forest."


Both Simba's and Pumbaa's stomachs growled.


"I couldn't agree with you more", said both Simba and Pumbaa.


And so, the best of friends made their way back to the jungle with their embarrassing crises all wrapped up. Now they could visit the potty in peace.




Nature’s Calling Simba 2


Simba and Nala were running around the open fields with each other, when suddenly, Simba felt an "urge" coming from down south.


"Hey, Nala?", whined Smba.


"Yeah?", replied Nala.


"I might need to take a trip to the little cub's room if you know what I mean", Simba explained with a smile.


Nala looked back to see simba with a sheepish smile on his face and his legs crossed with it tail stuffed between them. "And?", she replied.


"Well, I don't really know where to go", said Simba. "I don't think that I can make it back to pride rock."


Nala laughed a little "Ha ha, just go here!"


"I don't want anyone to watch me 'go'. Where can I do my duty?", asked Simba.


"Just go behind that tree", said Nala.


"Oh, thanks", said Simba.


Simba waddled over to the tree and squatted down. He was about to potty, but out from behind him came many screams. Simba was startled and confused, so he turned around to find a family of badgers living in the trunk of the large tree. Simba blushed in embarrassment when he realized that he had put on quite the show for the family, allowing them a full view of his bare behind and probably also his privates. Simba smiled sheepishly and covered his lower half with a leaf he found on the ground.


"Sorry you had to see that, heh heh", said the embarrassed little cub. He dropped the leaf and ran back over to Nala with his tail between his legs.


"Hey", said Nala, "what took you so long?"


"Well, I was about to do my business, but there was a family of badgers living in the tree, and they saw me try to go", said Simba.


"HAHAHA", yelled Nala, "that's really funny, Simba."


Simba smiled embarrassedly, his back legs squeezed together and shaking from holding in all of the pressure. "I still really gotta 'go', Nala. Where's a different spot for me to do my business?"


"How about behind that rock?", asks Nala.


"It'll have to work; I'm just about ready to let loose", said Simba.


Nala waited as Simba made his way over to the large rock about fifty feet away. He moved behind it, got in a squatting position, lifted his tail up high, and....."WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY HOUSE?!?!", shouted an annoyed voice. Simba immediately stopped and turned around to find a very angry Zebra headed his way. Simba was confused as to why a Zebra would choose a rock for a home, but he didn't want to draw any more attention to himself, so he ran away yet again embarrassed and with his tail shoved between his legs. After he got back to Nala, she was confused about his trip.


"Why was this one so short, Simba?", asked Nala.


"There was a Zebra there! He charged at me saying that the rock was his house, so I ran back here!" cried Simba. "Ohhhh...it's coming out. I really gotta go potty here, Nala.”


“You seriously can’t hold it in,” asked Nala.


"Actually, I'll do my best to hold it in and try to get back to pride rock.", decided Simba. So he and Nala made their way back to pride rock, and eventually got there without Simba having an accident. "Oh thank goodness", said Simba, "excuse me Nala, but the royal cub's room is over there and I really need to take a visit." Simba grinned bashfully and blushed while moving over to the potty when suddenly...


"Simba!", yelled a familiar voice.


"Oh no not now!", said the desperate cub. "What is it, Zazu?", he asked.


"You got back just in time for your ceremony!", replied Zazu.


"Ceremony?", asked the concerned lion "for what?"


"For your birthday, of course!", said Zazu.


Simba had completely forgotten that it was his birthday. "Look Zazu, that sounds like fun, but I really gotta go and do my duty", Simba said nervously while pointing behind him towards the bathroom.


"Young sire, you don't have any duties today", the blue bird replied while laughing.


"Not that kind of duty", Simba said shyly with an unexpected fart escaping from his bottom *PPPPBBBRRRRTTT*. "That kind, heh heh."


."Oh my", Zazu said while waving his wing in front of his beak."You really do have to go. However, I can't allow it. We have had this ceremony prepared for quite some time now, so you're just going to have to hold it."


"Alright", said Simba, "I guess that I have to."


With that, Zazu escorted Simba over to the celebration area. When they arrived, the hundreds of animals present celebrated. Simba was led onto the stage where he was the asked to deliver a birthday speech for everyone. He waddled up with his tail in between his legs and his hind legs pressed together.


"Thank you everyone for coming", Simba started. "This ceremony was so nice of you to hold, and I hope that you're all enjoying everything." Simba really couldn't hold it in anymore, and had to make a quick exit before he had an accident in front of everyone."Ok thanks bye", Simba said quickly as he made his way off of the stage.


Simba almost made it off of the stage, but not before a fart escaped. It was very loud and long, and giggles and gasps made their way throughout the audience.


"Oh no", cried Simba "not here, not with everyone watching me!"


It was no use. Simba's body instinctively squatted down and he lifted his tail up high, presenting his bare posterior and his privates to the crowd of over 600 animals. Immediately everyone heard the pattering of Simba's urine on the stage, followed by the thuds of last night's dinner also plummeting from his rump as they hit the ground. Simba thought that it couldn't get any worse, until he heard girls giggling. It was Nala and her friends. One of the girls said "HAHA I can see simba's privates". Another said "Wow, I didn't know that Simba's rear end looked so pink!". Indeed, the cub's rump was a light shade of pink, as he hadn't grown any hair down in that region yet. "Wow", said another girl, "he still really needs to wipe." Simba look down between his legs to see that she was right and that his bottom was still pretty dirty. In the middle of all of the laughter, Simba smiled nervously and called out to Zazu.


"A little help here, Zazu?", yelled Simba.


Zazu couldn't help himself from giggling. "Oh sure, young sire", he said. Zazu tossed a large leaf down to Simba and Simba used it to cover up the exposed lower half of his body. Smiling embarrassedly and face tomato-red, Simba waddled off of the stage with the leaf held between his legs and ran to his cave, his dirty rear end still visible to the whole crowd.


"Well, I wasn't expecting that", said Mufasa under the animals' uncontrollable laughter.




Nature’s Calling Simba 3


Simba was wandering the pride lands with Zazu and exploring when he suddenly needed to poo.


Noticing the urgency in his rear he quickly told Zazu.


"Zazu, I need to poo really badly" he said.


"That's okay Simba I know where a place where you can go poo" Zazu explained.


"Really? Where?" asked Simba trying to hold it in.


"There's a little hole over there", said Zazu.


Simba looked over to see a little hole in the ground and made his way over to it. He squatted down and lifted his tail. He was about to go, but he noticed Zazu still watching him.


"Ummm...why are you watching?", Simba asked, embarrassed and blushing.


"Well", Zazu said, "I have to keep an eye on you"


"Could you just turn around", Simba asked nervously.


"Oh, alright", agreed Zazu.


Simba again squared his rump over the hole, squatted down, lifted up his tail, and began to answer nature's call. Fart sounds escaped into the air and plenty of poop was flowing from underneath Simba's tail into the hole. Not only this, but Simba also began to pee, allowing the yellow fluid to run from his "private area" into the small hole.


"Wheewwhhh!", yelled Zazu, "that smells quite ripe, young sire. What have you been feasting on?"


Simba blushed madly after hearing Zazu say this. He did not answer.


A minute later, Zazu couldn't hear any more plopping or piddling noises, so he asked if Simba was finished.


"Simba, are you finished taking care of business over there?"


"Yep. I just need to...uh...wipe it", Simba said very shyly.


"Well, good thing there's a tree over there", said Zazu. He flew up and grabbed Simba a few leaves to wipe with. After he flew back over to Simba, he handed Simba a leaf. There was a problem, however.


"Hey, Zazu?", asked Simba.


"Yes, young sire?", said Zazu.


"I did too much pouncing practice this morning, and my shoulders are too sore to reach back behind me."


"Ohhhh I don't like where this is going.", said Zazu.


"So I need you to wipe my rear end for me", Simba said while smiling nervously.


"Blech! Disgusting!", replied Zazu.


"Hey Zazu, you don't want me sitting on you with a dirty butt, do you?"


"Hah. You got me there, Simba."


So, Simba nervously presented Zazu his dirty rump. Zazu really couldn't stand the smell, but he raised the leaf up anyway. He went back and forth with it, picking up every little bit of lion business off of Simba's behind.


"Wow, Simba. Your keister's really pink and bare.", commented Zazu, "it looks really funny!"


"Yeah, well it smells really funny too", quipped Simba. And with that, Simba let out an SBD that Zazu felt breeze by his face.


"Blech! Okay, hold still, Simba." Zazu got the rest of the remains of Simba's potty trip off of his behind.


"Thanks, Zazu", said Simba.


"Oh, it really isn't a problem, young sire", responded Zazu. "We had better get home now. It's getting dark."


"Hey, Zazu", said Simba, "I think there's gonna be a full moon tonight."


""What makes you say that, Sim—". As Zazu turned around to ask Simba this question, he was greeted with the bare rear end of Simba himself, not to mention his other parts too...


"Uh...Simba", Zazu said, "that's funny and all, but you might want to cover up some of what you're showing me there."


Simba realized that Zazu could easily see his naked parts, so he embarrassedly turned around and covered them with his paws, grinning bashfully.


"Whoops, heh heh heh", said Simba, "good thing no one else saw that."


Nature’s Calling Simba 4


Simba and Zazu were frantically running from a group of bloodthirsty hyenas when Simba suddenly felt something in his lower abdomen. "Oh no", he said. "Hey, Zazu!", he shouted over to his friend.


"Not now Simba! We have to focus on running away!", said Zazu.


"This is kind of an emergency, Zazu!" said Simba. "I kinda have to...'go'"


"Oh no, not now, Simba!", yelled Zazu, "Is it number one or number two?"


Simba's stomach growled as he ran with Zazu away from the hyenas. He glanced down between his legs and looked back up at Zazu and said "I think it might be both."


"Here, let's run into that jungle to see if we can escape and find you a private spot" shouted Zazu.


"Hurry!", Simba said as he let out a loud fart, "nature's calling loudly!"


Simba and Zazu ran in the jungle for what seemed like forever until they came across a clearing.


"I think we lost them", Zazu wheezed.


"Good! Because I need to use the little cub's room." Simba's stomach growled and he farted loudly. "And fast."


*CUT TO HYENAS, STILL RUNNING IN JUNGLE


"Woah, do you smell that?" said the leader.


"Yeah, it smells like rotten eggs"


"And it's coming from over there"


The hyenas ran until they saw a clearing with a lion cub and a bird standing in the middle of it.


"Alright, guys", said the leader, "stay quiet and don't blow our cover. I want to see how this turns out."


The hyenas remained silent as they got a perfect view of Simba. Out of nowhere, however, Simba squatted down and lifted his tail with a look of concentration on his face.


"Is he doing what I think he's doing?", said one of the hyenas.


"Yeah, I think he's about to—" The hyena was interrupted by the sound of Simba farting very loudly and sighing in relief as he began to push poop out from his rump. All of the hyenas struggled to contain their laughter. Here they were, watching the prince of the pridelands use the potty. One of the hyenas pointed at him and whispered "look everyone, his keister is hairless and pink!" The hyenas giggled at the observation.


"Hey Zazu, did you hear something? Like giggling?" said Simba.


"It's probably just your imagination, young one. Now, finish doing your duty." responded Zazu.


Simba squatted lower and began to urinate. The hyenas heard this pattering and looked closer and erupted in a fit of giggles. "Look at his private parts! They're so small!" The hyenas looked closer and saw that the equipment producing the urine wasn't exactly anything to be amazed of.


Simba finished taking care of business and had one last job. He needed to wipe.


"Hey, Zazu?", said Simba.


"Yes?", said Zazu.


"I kinda need to clean up but I can't really reach back there very well, could you wipe 'it' for me?" Simba embarrassedly asked.


"I suppose I could, Simba. Just let me get some leaves." said Zazu.


The hyenas continued to giggle. "What's happening now? Where's the bird going?" whispered one of them. "I think I know what might happen, so stay quiet, guys."


Zazu returned with the leaves.


"I have the leaves right here, young sire", said Zazu.


"Good. It was getting a little smelly back there, heh heh." said Simba.


Zazu moved behind Simba. "Alright", he said, "tail up." Simba did as he was told and presented his dirty hind end to Zazu, who began to run leaves on it to clean it up.


It was at this point that the hyenas couldn't take it anymore. They were so overcome with giggles that it ad just erupted into laughter. Simba heard this right away and spotted the hyenas hiding in the bush. He immediately reached for a large leaf that he could find and used it to cover up his exposed lower half from the view of the hyenas.


"Awwww, is the little baby cub embarrassed that we can see his private parts?" taunted the leader hyena. "Do you need someone to wipe your smelly pink rump for you?"


Simba, overcome with embarrassment, used the leaf to cover his behind as he smiled nervously and ran away, Zazu following close behind. 




Nature’s Calling Kovu


Kovu was running around with Kiara when he suddenly felt a large pressure under his tail.

"Woah", said Kovu, "I really need to find a potty. But I don't want Kiara to find out that I need to make a number two", said Kovu to himself, "better be quiet about this."

Kovu and Kiara explored the pridelands a little more until Kiara had an idea.


"Hey Kovu, do you want to wrestle?", asked Kiara.


Kovu knew that his cover would probably be blown if they were to wrestle. "Oh no I don't—" Kiara jumped on Kovu before he could finish his sentence. The two cubs tumbled down a hill until they landed at the bottom. Kiara now had Kovu pinned down.


"Hah! I win!", yelled Kiara. Just then, in the silent glow of Kiara's victory, a loud and long fart could be heard. *sniff sniff* "Kovu, did you just...?"


"What—no! Of course I didn't. A skunk probably just walked by.", Kovu said while shaking nervously. He put on an innocent smile, but Kiara knew that she was onto something.


"Hey, do you want to go play leap frog?", asked Kiara.


"I really should be getting home—"


Kiara cut him off: "Cmon it'll be fun!"


The cubs made their way over to a flat, open area. Kiara first crouched in front of Kovu. Kovu, in preparing to leap over his friend, got that familiar feeling in his haunches. "No no no. Not now, not now."


He jumped over Kiara and let out a fart in her face right when he landed. It wasn't that big a fart, so he had hoped that Kiara didn't notice. She definitely noticed, but she wants to keep quiet to see how Kovu's dilemma would play out. Kiara jumped over him next. Kovu though that she just didn't even notice his fart, and was thankful for that. He jumped over her again and farted in her face again on the landing. Kovu was under the impression that she still hadn't noticed. Kiara took this time to look at Kovu's situation down south. She saw his entire bottom half shaking and his tail was stuffed between his legs. His rear had smelled terrible! She jumped over him one more time, knowing for certain that something big was going to happen around Kovu's back door.


Kovu made one final leap over Kiara and landed with a big fart escaping. He knew that their was now way she could've missed that. He laughed uncomfortably and nervously. "Whoops, guess I shouldn't have eaten all those berries", Kovu quipped awkwardly. He thought that was all that his rump had planned, but it was far more than that. Kovu's body instinctively went into a squatting position and he lifted his tail up high. Many long, brown logs made their way out from under Kovu's tail. He exhaled a great sigh of relief. He also began to whiz all over the ground, making a loud pattering noise. Many farts also came from Kovu during his answering of nature's call. The entire time, Kiara watched the lower half of Kovu's body from behind. She giggled when she saw his privates and bum hole in action. Kovu heard this giggling and when he was finished, he turned around and desperately tried to cover up his private parts.He shoved his paws between his legs and made a nervous an sheepish smile.


"Wow, Kovu", teased Kiara, "I didn't know a lion could smell that bad, ha ha!"


"Yeah...I really had to 'go'" responded Kovu.


"I also didn't know that a lion could have that pink of a rear end" said Kiara.


Kovu immediately grabbed the closest leaf he could find and covered his behind with it. He smiled nervously and laughed helplessly at Kiara. "Well, I gotta go. Well, not 'go', heh heh, I just did that. I gotta leave bye!" Kovu ran as fast as he could away from Kiara and away from any more embarrassment.


Kiara watched as Kovu ran away. "What a crazy cub", she said.