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FAIR WARNING: There is farting in this chapter.

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Clyde Markham: https://www.deviantart.com/rumpelteaser/art/RP-Characte...", "writing": "4\n\nUnfortunately for Maddison he never got the chance to explain himself to Stani, as he never crossed paths with any of the three girls until the fateful night.\n\nThat Friday when he finished work Willie reminded him ``Remember you're working tonight not the morning, and dress nice... though you always seem to dress nice for work.'' He told the Red Tabby before complaining with his wife on the phone about something embarrassing while watching dirty videos on the schools computer.\n\nThe next day he got up and was met by a note from his roommate, an American Cream Draft Horse named Clyde Markham, \n\nRunning low on vegetables, care to stop at the food store for some please? I am at work.\n\nClyde, \n\n``Oh well, I know they have been asking him to work Saturday mornings at the demolition site, I should keep him well fed.'' Maddison told himself as he ate a cheese sandwich for breakfast. \n\nDressed in a pair of black boots, blue denim jeans, a green sweatshirt and his hair in a loose ponytail, he went out on the chilly day to get some cleaning supplies and fruits and veggies for Clyde, and to be fair for himself, as Fruit would be a better dinner before going to a dance. \n\nThe City was looking festive as store fronts were decorated in red and green to welcome the Christmas holidays, despite the fact this was the anthropomorphic section of the city. \n\nWhile window shopping at shops advertising the latest toys and gadgets that were advertised all over, and getting some amusement at the Children begging their parents for this and that, he eventually got to the food store that he needed to go to. \n\nInside was a usual set up, a bunch of aisles sorted both for convenience and for strategy to convince the shopper to buy more than they originally wanted. Maddison was more focused today and with basket in hand got went out to get fresh grooming stuff to look his best for tonight. Then wondered over to get the fruits and vegetables.\n\nHis shopping session took about 1 hour as he got his basket to the checkout line. \n\nWhile waiting he glanced over at the junky tabloids with their phony stories about the President, more phony stories about the Queen of Great Britain and North Ireland, Others about celebrities, their tastes in high heels and one about Bat-Boy, all of these stories made the cat cringe, especially the one about the ``Bat-Boy.'' \n\nIt was at this point, The Cashier, A Rat dressed in her work uniform, consisting in a red polo blouse, black denim jeans, and black shoes and socks, cleared her throat to get the Cat's attention away from the magazines and towards the checkout line. She asked the red tabby: ``Ready to be checked out?'' In an American accent which sounded like it came from a Television show, or a movie.\n\nThe cat turned to the cash register to see a white lab rat with bright red eyes and messy long blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, with black rectangular glasses over her eyes. It was upon seeing the Rat's face that he instantly recognized her, but was taken aback by something that seemed off. \n\nHer name was, Eva Gorky, The Rat was waving to the cat smiling happily. Despite her semi professional look, and sweet demeanor, she had a very strong odor of potato chips which was hard for the cat to ignore. It was her face, and her odor, that made the cat remember who she was. \n\nThe two had known each other in high school, though at the time Maddison was dating someone else, and Eva was working after High School. \n\nThe two met again at college over an English project that both of them had to work together on. \n\nWhat caught the Cat off guard, and made it hard for him to remember who she was, however, was Eva's voice. Back in High School, and in the previous year of College, Eva had a very prominent and thick Russian Accent. Her family came from Russia to the United States only a few years ago, despite this, he did accept this and found her old accent quite charming, even if her body odor offended his nose. \n\nBut the last time he talked with her was helping her on that project last spring, between then and now, she now was speaking in a standard American English accent, just like the ones you hear on any American news program. Although, this made her speech clear, Maddison found it a little unsettling as he could understand her old accent, but ultimately reminded himself that it was her choice alone to decide how she spoke.\n\n``Ah, hey there Eva,'' The cat nodded, ``Yes I am ready, I didn't recognize you.'' He was a little shy about it though as he worried it would be rude to point out her new accent. \n\n``Great.'' The rat proclaimed, ``Work here really sucks during the holidays.'' She complained as she checked out his food, this made Maddison calm down a bit as she seemed her usual self, maybe it was her choice to change her accent. ``I am saving up to refit my old prom dress for the dance being held at the college, it should be spectacular on me.'' The Rat blushed happily checking out the grooming wares, she seemed to know something Maddison did not.\n\n``Ah how was your prom?'' The cat asked curiously. He wasn't sure about why she wanted her Prom dress repaired, but also he figured it would be a good idea to learn more about the Rat, as he only had a passing knowledge of her. \n\n``Ah he was a jerk face who couldn't resist those disgusting immoral girls.'' She complained in a blunt manner as she bagged his items, her tone of voice discouraged him from asking any more. ``How come you didn't go?'' Eva then asked him, as she too didn't know that much about the Red Tabby, other than he was an Art History major and back in High School he was dating someone else. \n\n``It's too long of a story.'' Maddison sighed as he collected his bags.\n\n``Ah well will you be at this dance tonight?'' She asked Maddison.\n\n``Well yes actually, I will be working there tonight, plus I got tickets from a Love Letter whom was left anonymous, I guess I will meet them tonight.\n\n``You most certainly will,'' She remarked, ``Your total is $45.84.'' \n\n``Man the prices are steep today.'' the cat casually remarked. Handing the Rat three $20 bills\n\n``It's only going to get worse.'' Eva finished, giving back his change. ``See you at the dance.'' \n\nMaddison nodded as he walked to take the next local train home.\n\nAfter arriving home he put the food in the refrigerator but left some out for a fruity dinner. Once he cleaned up his meal he went to the bathroom to thoroughly clean himself. \n\nOnce finished shampooing, washing, drying, brushing his fur, hair, straightening and styling said hair and applying deodorant, than aftershave he was all finished and felt like a million bucks. \n\nNow he had to look like a million bucks as the cat remembered he needed to suit up as society would frown on him coming to a social dressed only in a white undershirt and blue boxer shorts decorated with black music note prints, plus it be way too embarrassing to come undressed. He grabbed his navy blue three piece suit and got it ready. \n\nOnce putting on his black dress socks the Cat began to Iron out his shirt and suit pants. After finishing he let the garments cool so he could then put them on, so that they looked neat and professional when he went to the dance. \n\nOnce he finished his shirt he left it to cool while beginning to work on his pants. After he finished them both, he was ready to put them on, but when he started with his shirt, to his surprise, he heard the door open up. \n\nMaddison meowed loudly and tried to hide but it was too late as Clyde, dressed in a black leather jacket, red and green plaid flannel shirt, Blue denim jeans and brown work boots entered the house. Upon closing the door he saw his roommate in an uncharacteristic state of undress. \n\n``Ah Clyde, welcome home,'' Maddison smiled but blushing a deep crimson as he felt most vulnerable, standing with his underwear on display, in front of his roommate.\n\n``Hey there, Maddi,'' Clyde greeted but was rubbing the back of his long blonde hair, blushing himself seeing the cat in nothing but his boxers and undershirt. ``Looks like you're either slow to dress to work or you are hanging out in your underwear... am I becoming a bad influence on you?'' Clyde asked the cat raising an eyebrow with a naughty grin.\n\nMaddison shook his head and giggled ``No not really I am getting dressed for tonight's work and dance.'' he explained grabbing his dress shirt off the rack. \n\n``That's right, I nearly forgot.'' Clyde responded taking his leather jacket off and putting it in the closet. ``I guess you have been hard at work getting ready, did you get some food?'' Clyde asked.\n\n``Yep it's all in the fridge when you need it.'' Maddison replied finishing buttoning his shirt. ``How was work?'' he asked pulling his suit pants up. \n\n``Well we made progress clearing up that shopping center; I cannot believe they let it dilapidate that badly. We are wearing gas masks; we want to make sure the air isn't toxic.'' The southern horse explained as he began to get comfortable. \n\n``Cool, it must have been productive.'' The cat added finishing fastening his pants and attaching his suspenders to keep them up.\n\n``Yeah you might have liked it.'' Clyde added grabbing a beer from the refrigerator, as he left for the family room.\n\n``Probably,'' Maddison finished putting his bow tie around his neck (it was a clip on). He then finished getting dressed by putting on his shoes, his vest, and his suit coat in that order. \n\nHis concentration was broken when he heard a loud ``clunk'' like a belt buckle hitting the floor. He walked to the living room to check if Clyde was ok. \n\nMaddison discovered that the time he was getting dressed Clyde proceeded to get partially undressed. As the horse liked to be comfortable after work, and for him, and for practical reasons, the horse felt his clothes were uncomfortable after a hard day at the site. \n\nFirst he took off his work boots leaving only his white cotton socks to protect his feet, next the horse unbuttoned his flannel shirt, as it was colder outside, and he left it on, but opened it up revealing a white undershirt \n\nFinally he decided he was tired of wearing his jeans for the day and unbuckled his belt and unfastened the jeans allowing them to fall to the floor (the source of the clunk). Thus exposing his white cotton briefs and more of his yellowish cream colored fur from his legs. \n\nBy the time Maddison entered the room Clyde was slouching back with his arms stretched out and his legs spread out, Clyde's body gave off a faint body sweat odor which only added to the new atmosphere in the room. \n\n``I-uh see you got comfortable.'' Maddison replied blushing at the horse in his state of undress and his body position which gave full attention to the horse's package between his legs. \n\nThe Horse however was more focused on a sport game where the local football team was playing with their biggest rival. \n\n``Huh, oh yeah, sorry about that.'' The horse apologized closing his legs to give some modesty, despite still sitting with his underpants on full display. \n\n``Well I don't want you to get sick, or cold, I believe you have Pajama pants upstairs?'' Maddison asked putting his coat on. \n\n``I'll put then on when my body cools off.'' Clyde replied. \n\n``Fine, but could you please pick up your Jeans and clothes when the commercial break airs?\n\n``Will do.'' Clyde replied \n\n``Also you probably should shower before you go to bed so you can get all the dirt and dust off your body.'' \n\n``Absolutely.'' Clyde replied finishing a gulp of beer when in a surprise to both of them, Clyde let out a loud and proud expulsion of gas from his rear end.\n\n``Oops, eh excuse me.'' Clyde nervously laughed apologetically as the room now was overpowered by Clyde's butt odor reeking of rotten vegetables and spoiled beans mixed with the odor of equine manure.\n\nInstinctively Maddison fanned the air holding his nose. ``I don't know if I will have guests Clyde but you should febreze the couch before you go to bed, I know it's accidental Clyde, but I don't think guests or family who sit on a couch want it to smell like your stink-hole.'' \n\nClyde sighed, himself fanning the air, ``all right, I'll do it, I don't need to hear more complaints about my butt.'' Clyde complained before realizing Maddison was now fully dressed and ready for the dance. \n\nMaddison was a little miffed that the Horse seemed dismissive of his concerns. \n\nBefore he knew it, to his surprise, Clyde got up to apologize to him.\n\n``Hey wait Maddi, I'm sorry, I see you got all suited up now, and, well, you look great.'' This made the cat blush as he turned around to the pants less horse, but he was happy that Clyde did so.\n\n``Y-you really think so?'' Maddison blushed surprised at the horse's supportive comment.\n\nClyde placed his hand on Maddison's shoulder. ``Yeah Maddi, you look beyond professional tonight, I am sure you will master that dance floor and conquer some tails.'' Clyde smiled giving a naughty but re-assuring wink to the cat in front of him.\n\n``Thanks Clyde.'' Maddison nodded bowing to the horse. \n\n``You're welcome Maddi, but you be safe too, don't want to see you on the 11:00 news unless you win the lottery or something.'' Clyde finished, and then took his seat back on the purple sofa.\n\n``Sure thing'' Maddison commented getting the door ready. ``See you too Clyde.'' \n\nMaddison then walked to the train feeling ready for anything the night had to offer. \n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "4

Unfortunately for Maddison he never got the chance to explain himself to Stani, as he never crossed paths with any of the three girls until the fateful night.

That Friday when he finished work Willie reminded him ``Remember you're working tonight not the morning, and dress nice... though you always seem to dress nice for work.'' He told the Red Tabby before complaining with his wife on the phone about something embarrassing while watching dirty videos on the schools computer.

The next day he got up and was met by a note from his roommate, an American Cream Draft Horse named Clyde Markham,

Running low on vegetables, care to stop at the food store for some please? I am at work.

Clyde,

``Oh well, I know they have been asking him to work Saturday mornings at the demolition site, I should keep him well fed.'' Maddison told himself as he ate a cheese sandwich for breakfast.

Dressed in a pair of black boots, blue denim jeans, a green sweatshirt and his hair in a loose ponytail, he went out on the chilly day to get some cleaning supplies and fruits and veggies for Clyde, and to be fair for himself, as Fruit would be a better dinner before going to a dance.

The City was looking festive as store fronts were decorated in red and green to welcome the Christmas holidays, despite the fact this was the anthropomorphic section of the city.

While window shopping at shops advertising the latest toys and gadgets that were advertised all over, and getting some amusement at the Children begging their parents for this and that, he eventually got to the food store that he needed to go to.

Inside was a usual set up, a bunch of aisles sorted both for convenience and for strategy to convince the shopper to buy more than they originally wanted. Maddison was more focused today and with basket in hand got went out to get fresh grooming stuff to look his best for tonight. Then wondered over to get the fruits and vegetables.

His shopping session took about 1 hour as he got his basket to the checkout line.

While waiting he glanced over at the junky tabloids with their phony stories about the President, more phony stories about the Queen of Great Britain and North Ireland, Others about celebrities, their tastes in high heels and one about Bat-Boy, all of these stories made the cat cringe, especially the one about the ``Bat-Boy.''

It was at this point, The Cashier, A Rat dressed in her work uniform, consisting in a red polo blouse, black denim jeans, and black shoes and socks, cleared her throat to get the Cat's attention away from the magazines and towards the checkout line. She asked the red tabby: ``Ready to be checked out?'' In an American accent which sounded like it came from a Television show, or a movie.

The cat turned to the cash register to see a white lab rat with bright red eyes and messy long blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, with black rectangular glasses over her eyes. It was upon seeing the Rat's face that he instantly recognized her, but was taken aback by something that seemed off.

Her name was, Eva Gorky, The Rat was waving to the cat smiling happily. Despite her semi professional look, and sweet demeanor, she had a very strong odor of potato chips which was hard for the cat to ignore. It was her face, and her odor, that made the cat remember who she was.

The two had known each other in high school, though at the time Maddison was dating someone else, and Eva was working after High School.

The two met again at college over an English project that both of them had to work together on.

What caught the Cat off guard, and made it hard for him to remember who she was, however, was Eva's voice. Back in High School, and in the previous year of College, Eva had a very prominent and thick Russian Accent. Her family came from Russia to the United States only a few years ago, despite this, he did accept this and found her old accent quite charming, even if her body odor offended his nose.

But the last time he talked with her was helping her on that project last spring, between then and now, she now was speaking in a standard American English accent, just like the ones you hear on any American news program. Although, this made her speech clear, Maddison found it a little unsettling as he could understand her old accent, but ultimately reminded himself that it was her choice alone to decide how she spoke.

``Ah, hey there Eva,'' The cat nodded, ``Yes I am ready, I didn't recognize you.'' He was a little shy about it though as he worried it would be rude to point out her new accent.

``Great.'' The rat proclaimed, ``Work here really sucks during the holidays.'' She complained as she checked out his food, this made Maddison calm down a bit as she seemed her usual self, maybe it was her choice to change her accent. ``I am saving up to refit my old prom dress for the dance being held at the college, it should be spectacular on me.'' The Rat blushed happily checking out the grooming wares, she seemed to know something Maddison did not.

``Ah how was your prom?'' The cat asked curiously. He wasn't sure about why she wanted her Prom dress repaired, but also he figured it would be a good idea to learn more about the Rat, as he only had a passing knowledge of her.

``Ah he was a jerk face who couldn't resist those disgusting immoral girls.'' She complained in a blunt manner as she bagged his items, her tone of voice discouraged him from asking any more. ``How come you didn't go?'' Eva then asked him, as she too didn't know that much about the Red Tabby, other than he was an Art History major and back in High School he was dating someone else.

``It's too long of a story.'' Maddison sighed as he collected his bags.

``Ah well will you be at this dance tonight?'' She asked Maddison.

``Well yes actually, I will be working there tonight, plus I got tickets from a Love Letter whom was left anonymous, I guess I will meet them tonight.

``You most certainly will,'' She remarked, ``Your total is $45.84.''

``Man the prices are steep today.'' the cat casually remarked. Handing the Rat three $20 bills

``It's only going to get worse.'' Eva finished, giving back his change. ``See you at the dance.''

Maddison nodded as he walked to take the next local train home.

After arriving home he put the food in the refrigerator but left some out for a fruity dinner. Once he cleaned up his meal he went to the bathroom to thoroughly clean himself.

Once finished shampooing, washing, drying, brushing his fur, hair, straightening and styling said hair and applying deodorant, than aftershave he was all finished and felt like a million bucks.

Now he had to look like a million bucks as the cat remembered he needed to suit up as society would frown on him coming to a social dressed only in a white undershirt and blue boxer shorts decorated with black music note prints, plus it be way too embarrassing to come undressed. He grabbed his navy blue three piece suit and got it ready.

Once putting on his black dress socks the Cat began to Iron out his shirt and suit pants. After finishing he let the garments cool so he could then put them on, so that they looked neat and professional when he went to the dance.  

Once he finished his shirt he left it to cool while beginning to work on his pants. After he finished them both, he was ready to put them on, but when he started with his shirt, to his surprise, he heard the door open up.

Maddison meowed loudly and tried to hide but it was too late as Clyde, dressed in a black leather jacket, red and green plaid flannel shirt, Blue denim jeans and brown work boots entered the house. Upon closing the door he saw his roommate in an uncharacteristic state of undress.

``Ah Clyde, welcome home,'' Maddison smiled but blushing a deep crimson as he felt most vulnerable, standing with his underwear on display, in front of his roommate.

``Hey there, Maddi,'' Clyde greeted but was rubbing the back of his long blonde hair, blushing himself seeing the cat in nothing but his boxers and undershirt. ``Looks like you're either slow to dress to work or you are hanging out in your underwear... am I becoming a bad influence on you?'' Clyde asked the cat raising an eyebrow with a naughty grin.

Maddison shook his head and giggled ``No not really I am getting dressed for tonight's work and dance.'' he explained grabbing his dress shirt off the rack.

``That's right, I nearly forgot.'' Clyde responded taking his leather jacket off and putting it in the closet. ``I guess you have been hard at work getting ready, did you get some food?'' Clyde asked.

``Yep it's all in the fridge when you need it.'' Maddison replied finishing buttoning his shirt. ``How was work?'' he asked pulling his suit pants up.

``Well we made progress clearing up that shopping center; I cannot believe they let it dilapidate that badly. We are wearing gas masks; we want to make sure the air isn't toxic.'' The southern horse explained as he began to get comfortable.

``Cool, it must have been productive.'' The cat added finishing fastening his pants and attaching his suspenders to keep them up.

``Yeah you might have liked it.'' Clyde added grabbing a beer from the refrigerator, as he left for the family room.

``Probably,'' Maddison finished putting his bow tie around his neck (it was a clip on). He then finished getting dressed by putting on his shoes, his vest, and his suit coat in that order.

His concentration was broken when he heard a loud ``clunk'' like a belt buckle hitting the floor. He walked to the living room to check if Clyde was ok.

Maddison discovered that the time he was getting dressed Clyde proceeded to get partially undressed. As the horse liked to be comfortable after work, and for him, and for practical reasons, the horse felt his clothes were uncomfortable after a hard day at the site.

First he took off his work boots leaving only his white cotton socks to protect his feet, next the horse unbuttoned his flannel shirt, as it was colder outside, and he left it on, but opened it up revealing a white undershirt

Finally he decided he was tired of wearing his jeans for the day and unbuckled his belt and unfastened the jeans allowing them to fall to the floor (the source of the clunk). Thus exposing his white cotton briefs and more of his yellowish cream colored fur from his legs.

By the time Maddison entered the room Clyde was slouching back with his arms stretched out and his legs spread out, Clyde's body gave off a faint body sweat odor which only added to the new atmosphere in the room.

``I-uh see you got comfortable.'' Maddison replied blushing at the horse in his state of undress and his body position which gave full attention to the horse's package between his legs.

The Horse however was more focused on a sport game where the local football team was playing with their biggest rival.

``Huh, oh yeah, sorry about that.'' The horse apologized closing his legs to give some modesty, despite still sitting with his underpants on full display.

``Well I don't want you to get sick, or cold, I believe you have Pajama pants upstairs?'' Maddison asked putting his coat on.

``I'll put then on when my body cools off.'' Clyde replied.

``Fine, but could you please pick up your Jeans and clothes when the commercial break airs?

``Will do.'' Clyde replied

``Also you probably should shower before you go to bed so you can get all the dirt and dust off your body.''

``Absolutely.'' Clyde replied finishing a gulp of beer when in a surprise to both of them, Clyde let out a loud and proud expulsion of gas from his rear end.

``Oops, eh excuse me.'' Clyde nervously laughed apologetically as the room now was overpowered by Clyde's butt odor reeking of rotten vegetables and spoiled beans mixed with the odor of equine manure.

Instinctively Maddison fanned the air holding his nose. ``I don't know if I will have guests Clyde but you should febreze the couch before you go to bed, I know it's accidental Clyde, but I don't think guests or family who sit on a couch want it to smell like your stink-hole.''

Clyde sighed, himself fanning the air, ``all right, I'll do it, I don't need to hear more complaints about my butt.'' Clyde complained before realizing Maddison was now fully dressed and ready for the dance.

Maddison was a little miffed that the Horse seemed dismissive of his concerns.

Before he knew it, to his surprise, Clyde got up to apologize to him.

``Hey wait Maddi, I'm sorry, I see you got all suited up now, and, well, you look great.'' This made the cat blush as he turned around to the pants less horse, but he was happy that Clyde did so.

``Y-you really think so?'' Maddison blushed surprised at the horse's supportive comment.

Clyde placed his hand on Maddison's shoulder. ``Yeah Maddi, you look beyond professional tonight, I am sure you will master that dance floor and conquer some tails.'' Clyde smiled giving a naughty but re-assuring wink to the cat in front of him.

``Thanks Clyde.'' Maddison nodded bowing to the horse.

``You're welcome Maddi, but you be safe too, don't want to see you on the 11:00 news unless you win the lottery or something.'' Clyde finished, and then took his seat back on the purple sofa.

``Sure thing'' Maddison commented getting the door ready. ``See you too Clyde.''

Maddison then walked to the train feeling ready for anything the night had to offer.

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