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"[b]Description[/b]\nThe teenage zoroark, Samantha, along with her male meowstic friend, acquires some of her uncle’s sex toys under the older pokemon’s nose. Sexually charged teenage shenanigans ensure.\n\n[b]Author’s Note[/b]\nThis story takes place in my Pokemon Mystery Dungeon modern AU. Same setting as Taking his own Virginity, Boys’ Night In, and a few other of my stories.\n\nThanks to [iconname]Matkaja[/iconname] for proofreading and editing!", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Description
The teenage zoroark, Samantha, along with her male meowstic friend, acquires some of her uncle’s sex toys under the older pokemon’s nose. Sexually charged teenage shenanigans ensure.

Author’s Note
This story takes place in my Pokemon Mystery Dungeon modern AU. Same setting as Taking his own Virginity, Boys’ Night In, and a few other of my stories.

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for proofreading and editing!", "writing": "“Sammy! There’s my favorite niece.” Brian, Samantha’s uncle, glanced toward the various pokemon mingling around them. He leaned in. “Did your mother drag you here?”\n\nSam grinned up at the older, much taller zoroark. “Yeah! But this time I brought a friend to suffer with me.” She wrapped an arm around the meowstic next to her, who squirmed from the physical contact. Not that the scrawny, introverted twink had any chance to escape. “Say hi, Al!”\n\n“You said there would be soda,” Alder muttered, accepting his fate with a sigh. “All I see is gross beer.”\n\n“Sorry, kiddos,” Uncle Brian apologized. “But I did make it clear to Natasha this is an [i]adult [/i]party. You know, for adults? Hang out, drink a little, celebrate my new promotion. There’s nothing promiscuous going on that you’ve interrupted by being here, it’s just going to be pretty boring for you. I had soda in the fridge before making room for the, you know, all the booze. If you don’t tell your mother, I [i]might [/i]sneak you a sip.”\n\nThis was where most teenagers would jump at the opportunity. But Sam already knew Alder hated beer from that time they ‘slipped a sip’ behind Mom’s back. Honestly, she wasn't a fan either.\n\nShe had an entirely different strategy to have fun at this party. Or, more accurately, the [i]afterparty[/i]. \n\n“Nah,” Sam said. “Beer’s gross. Can me and Al hang out in your room? We wanna watch TV, and yours is huge!”\n\n“We do?” Alder whispered, to which she replied with an elbow to the ribs. “Ow.”\n\nHer uncle moved to say something, only for quite the pretty sawsbuck to come over. The two males exchanged some words—something boring about work. Sam was honestly too busy appreciating the sawsbuck’s [i]assets [/i]to care, and she shamelessly stared under his poofy tail as he left. Beneath his tight pucker, two hefty balls swung against his toned thighs with every step he took.\n\nBrian didn’t seem to notice where her attention lay, already busy talking with another of his friends, some female girafarig she didn’t care much for. Boys were [i]awesome[/i]. Girls were [i]meh[/i].\n\nAlder rolled his eyes at her. “Really?” he whispered.\n\n“What?” she whispered back. “He’s my type. Jealous?”\n\n“Ugh, you’re the worst…”\n\nAs she was giggling at Alder, her uncle [i]finally [/i]deemed them worthy of his attention again. “Sorry about that, kiddos,” he said once the girafarig was off somewhere else. “You were asking something?”\n\n“Yeah!” she said, grinning because she knew that made her look more trustworthy. “Can we go into your room and watch T.V.? Please?”\n\nHer smile grew strained when Uncle Brian squinted at her, as though staring into her very soul. When he glanced at Alder she worried it was all over. “Yeah, no. I know how teenagers think, and there’s no way I’m leaving two of them alone together in my room.”\n\n“We’re not dating though!” Alder blurted, earning himself an elbow from yours truly. “Oww, what was that for?!”\n\n“You said that waaay too quickly!” she growled, sorta, sorta not mad. “Is there something wrong with dating me?”\n\n“Wh— no!” he said. “I was just— you know, it’s just— I was being honest!”\n\nUncle Brian snorted so loudly that she nearly jumped.\n\n“Pffft, bickering like that makes you two [i]sound [/i]like an old married couple! But sure, if you’re ‘just friends’, you can chill in my room while we adults mingle. Just no funny business, and stay out of my closet, alright? I’ll know if you two go in.”\n\n“Wasn’t planning it on,” she lied smoothly. The entire point was the closet, not that Brian, or Alder for that matter, knew. “Come on, Al! Our favorite show is on soon!”\n\n“Adventure Pals is on?” Alder whispered excitedly as she dragged him away from this poor excuse of a party.\n\nShe didn’t dignify the question with a response. [i]He may be a dummy, but at least he’s my dummy.[/i]\n\n\n\n“I thought we were gonna watch T.V.?” Alder complained from his spot, pouting on her uncle’s well-kept bed.\n\n“You’re adorable,” she patronized him. Locking the bedroom door with a click, she moved her attention to the closet. Uncle Brian always kept it tightly locked, but she had a plan. “We’re going to be doing something WAY more fun than T.V.”\n\nHe stared dumbly at her. “...Board games?”\n\n“Arceus above, Al, you’re such a dork. Why do you think Brian wants us to stay out of the closet?”\n\nAlder squinted his eyes hard enough that she swore she could [i]hear[/i] the gears whirling in his brain. “Because I’m a boy and you’re a girl, so he thinks we’ll make out in there or something?”\n\nShe blinked at him. “I… yeah. Probably that too.” Usually Alder he wasn’t so… aware. “But no! We’re here because he has [i]toys[/i], Alder! He doesn’t know that I know, but I [i]saw[/i] one last time I was here.\n\n“Ooooh, so that’s the surprise you mentioned before we left. I thought you were messing with me again.” A smile warmed his face, and the excitement in his bright green eyes sent her heart racing. “But why would he have toys? Don’t adults stop playing with toys?”\n\nHer excitement wavered at his sheer naivety. “No, dummy, I meant ADULT toys. Not action figures or whatever you thought I meant.”\n\nHe blinked at her, his dumb little head tilted to the side. “Um, cool?”\n\nHis lack of comprehension nearly made her scream. \n\n“[i]Sex toys, [/i]you dufus,[i]” [/i]she hissed under her breath.\n\n“Sex toys— hmph?!” \n\nSam muffled the stupidly loud meowstic with her claws. \n\n“Do you want us to be caught?” she growled. “Keep it down. Now, I’m going to let go. Nod if you’re going to be quiet.”\n\nHe nodded, and she released him a second later.\n\n“S-sorry. But seriously? [i]Those[/i] kinds of toys? Why would we want to play with those? They’re gross.”\n\nShe waved off his concern. “Brian cleans them, obviously. Shouldn’t be a big deal. Besides, haven’t you always wondered what a fleshlight feels like? ‘Cause I’ve wondered what a dildo feels like. Using my claws gets old, you know?”\n\nAlder scrunched up his muzzle. “I still can’t believe how open you are about this sort of thing. It’s embarrassing! Aren’t you embarrassed?”\n\nShe waved his concern away with a hand. “Nah, dude. You’re my friend! I don’t care if you know I masturbate. You do it too, right?”\n\nSam held back a giggle at how flustered he became. “Ummm, I mean, yeah… I do.”\n\n“See?” she chirped, proud of him for actually admitting it. Usually he’d stammer without saying a thing whenever she brought up sex topics. Progress! “No big deal. We all do it.”\n\n“I guess, but still.” He rubbed his shoulder. “It’s embarrassing. I [i]really[/i] don’t understand how you’re so chill about it.”\n\n“I just like sharing stuff with you,” she admitted. “And I [i]trust[/i] you. It’s fun to talk about sex with you, and I, well, I wanted to share this with you too. Two friends messing around, you know? As much as I want to try out my uncle’s toys, it wouldn’t be fun without you also getting to try some.”\n\nIf anything, Alder’s ears were even flatter. It would have been adorable if not for how vulnerable and nervous her admission made her feel. Which was weird. It wasn’t like she said she had a crush on him or anything… but she had been more open than usual, and it left her insides feeling all mushy. \n\nAlder eventually let out a sigh. “Alright,” he said, making her beam at him. “We can… play with them together. Just don’t make it too weird, alright?”\n\n“Woo!” she exclaimed before covering her mouth at the volume. She nervously glanced at the door. “Oops. Okay, now let’s find where he keeps the toys, and then I’ll ask my uncle if we can sleep over. He’ll probably say yes. I don’t think he has much going on tonight after the party.”\n\nAlder tilted his head. “Why are we having a sleepover here? Wouldn’t you rather go to your place?”\n\nShe stared at him as though he’d grown a second head. “Seriously? I [i]just[/i] explained this!”\n\n“Uh, you did?”\n\nSam groaned. “Arceus, help me. We need to spend the night here because we’re not using the toys [i]now[/i]. Obviously. We’ll sneak in later and nick them.”\n\n“Oooh,” he said, visibly relaxing. “That makes way more sense! I thought we were going to use them now and we’d have to rush and worry about being caught, which sounded waaaay too stressful.”\n\n“You’re such a dummy sometimes, dude!” She pushed him, to which he grumbled. “Come on, let’s go scout for the toys!” \n\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n\nThey found the toys alright. Dildos of all kinds. Three fleshlights—of the equine, canine, and even feline variety. There were also a couple buzzing things she didn’t know the name of, but they seemed fun. \n\nAlder acted very anxious while they were in the closet. He kept glancing at the door, and constantly nagged about how worried he was that they’d be caught.\n\nThey weren’t.\n\nAfter examining all the toys, and then putting them right back where she found them, the two teenagers turned on the television and watched their show. Which conveniently [i]was [/i]on, albeit a re-run.\n\n“Can we have a sleepover at your house tonight?” Sam asked Uncle Brian once he came in to check on them. He arrived once most of the guests were gone, finding them sitting innocently on the bed watching their show. Because duh. They really were [i]just friends[/i]. “Pleeeease?”\n\nThe older zoroark squinted at her. “Aren’t you a little old to be having sleepovers with boys?”\n\n[i]That wasn’t a no! [/i]She internally cheered.\n\n“Ugh, don’t even joke like that. We’ll be sleeping in the living room, like we do when he sleeps over at my house. We wanna hang out over the weekend, and our places are getting boring. Your place is so much cooler.” \n\nDefinitely true. Wasn’t the reason why she wanted to sleep over, but it wasn’t a lie.\n\nHe stared at her for a few seconds before sighing. “If your parents say yes, alright. You can stay the night. But no funny business, got it?”\n\nHis voice was slightly slurred. Which was [i]perfect[/i] for them. After all, Uncle Brian slept like a zorua when he was drunk.\n\nHe wouldn’t wake up at all.\n\n“Of course, Uncle! I already said we’re just friends, relax.”\n\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n\nAfter Samantha and Alder’s mom agreed to them staying the night, the two settled on the couch to watch TV as they waited for the coast to be clear. It wasn’t nearly as good a TV as in Uncle Brian’s room, but it was good enough.\n\nIt was well into the night, and Brian went to his room about an hour ago or so. She wanted to go look for the [i]toys[/i] right this instant, but Alder was too nervous and wanted to be extra certain Brian was asleep first.\n\n“C’mon, let’s go,” she whispered, “I know my uncle, he’s totally asleep. I bet not even his alarm would wake him right now with how much alcohol he had.”\n\n“He didn’t have [i]that [/i]much, I don’t think,” Alder said in an equally quiet whisper. “Are you sure he’ll stay asleep when we, um, nick his things?”\n\nShe waved off his concerns. “Definitely. Seriously, just follow me. We’ll be quick.”\n\nTrue to her word, they were in and out in less than ten minutes. Sam barely held back her giggles as she carried two dildos and a buttplug out of her uncle’s room, Al right behind her keeping his head down with his haul of two fleshlights and a bottle of lube they found.\n\nShe wanted to nab more, but it was risky enough taking what they had.\n\nThere were three bathrooms in this house. One in her uncle’s room, another near the kitchen, and the final one downstairs in the basement. That was where she led Al, who remained thankfully quiet the entire way down. The steps to the basement groaned, and the door to the bathroom itself creaked loudly, but once the door was locked they were home free, and she collapsed onto the ground with a groan.\n\n“Fuck, that was a rush,” she whispered, clutching the toys to her chest for dear life. “We should be good now. Uncle Brian never comes down here. Let me get some towels on the floor, and then we can have some fun!”\n\nThe basement bathroom was surprisingly nice and well-kept. Not as big as the ones upstairs, duh, but the tiled flooring was spotless and there was plenty of room to not feel cramped. Plenty of light too. The toilet on the far end away from the door was a basic squatting hole in the ground, nothing fancy there, but there were two decently nice sinks to her left and the tub to the right was spacious enough that both her and Al could take a dip with room to spare.\n\nNot that they ever [i]would[/i], of course. That would be weird.\n\nSam grabbed a few towels from the cabinet to the right of the sinks next to the toilet, and was spreading them on the floor when Al, standing awkwardly to the right of the door, finally spoke up again, “Ummm, are you [i]really [/i]sure about this, Sam?”\n\nShe sat on the carpet of the fluffy white towels she splayed out, back facing the door. “Duh,” she said, setting the toys down in front of her.\n\nThe buttplug was pretty basic, though she supposed they were meant to be. Not like she’d never used one—never used [i]any [/i]toys—but the two dildos were impressive at least. One feline, the other equine. A [i]small[/i] equine. Modeled after a blitzle? Whatever it was, it was still wider than her spade, but she was a stretchy girl. She could take it.\n\nMaybe.\n\nThe feline dildo was a lot more interesting in her opinion. It was small, kinda like Alder’s the [i]very[/i] few times she’d accidentally seen it while he was erect. Those little spines fascinated her, though she doubted the soft, slightly firm nubs on the toy could match the real thing. \n\nShe considered snagging one of the vibrators, but this was a lot already and they didn’t need even [i]more[/i] things they had to clean up. \n\nAl still clutched the toys he selected to his chest, as though afraid someone might take them away. Or catch him with them.\n\n“Dude, sit down and then place what you got on the towels so we can get started.”\n\n“R-right.” Alder exhaled sharply. He finally sat down across from her, and then unceremoniously dropped his cache right next to her own toys. “Um, here they are…”\n\nOf the three fleshlight options, he chose the feline and canine ones. Good picks, in her opinion. Especially the canine one. Spades were [i]awesome[/i].\n\nShe may be a little biased on that front. \n\nWith everything all set, it was time to begin. Sam felt herself growing hot as she hyped herself up for what she was about to do. Flashing her spade in front of her best friend was one thing—he saw it all the time, jutting out from between her legs like it did—but as she laid down, legs spread and black spade wet and visibly [i]excited [/i]by the prospects of putting said toy use, she began to wonder if perhaps this may have been too far. That [i]maybe[/i] jerking off in front of each other was a boundary they should not cross.\n\nSamantha crushed those doubts as she spread her legs wide, knees up, grabbed the feline dildo, and brought the pink tip to her glistening entrance. \n\n“Heh, I’m already wet,” she stated casually. [i]Tried[/i] to, at least. She was entirely aware of how flustered she looked, but so long as she didn’t bring it up, neither would Alder. “I probably won’t need any of the lube. More for you, right?”\n\nAlder stared between her legs for a few seconds before whispering, “Y-yeah. More for me…”\n\nInvigorated by his attention on her, Sam didn’t waste any more time before pressing the feline dildo’s tip against her slippery folds, shivering briefly as it compressed her sensitive flesh. Her poor, teased spade flexed hard at the contact, actually taking the tip due to the sudden flex. \n\n“Oh, wow, it’s in!” Sam said with a laugh. It was a little weird, feeling herself spreading like that for a foreign object, but not too different than her own claws. “You want to try out one of your toys before I take this deeper? I think it’ll be more fun if we, heh, [i]claim[/i] them together.”\n\nAlder immediately glanced toward the cookie fleshlight, to [i]her[/i] cookie, then back to the fleshlight. It was pretty obvious which one he was considering. The poor thing had his paws between his legs, so she couldn’t see if he was sporting a stiffy. But the way he clenched his thighs together meant he totally was.\n\n“I, uh, are you sure? I thought we would be taking turns.”\n\nDistracted, the dildo slipped deeper, a soft squish sounding out before she wised up and resisted the urge to plunge it in further. Whoops.\n\nPulling it out a bit so only the tip remained again, Sam replied, “Why would we take turns? Unless you wanted to just watch me go at it?” \n\nAlder’s ears flattened to his head yet again, and he looked away almost guiltily. \n\nShe giggled at his wordless admission. “Awww, you do! Don’t worry, [i]Alder[/i], watching will be way more fun if you’re also going at it.”\n\nHe stared at the fleshlight for a few more seconds before his expression resolved. “You know what? Fuck it, I’ll do it.”\n\nSam giggle-laughed at hearing Alder [i]curse. [/i]“Wow, Al, was that a [i]naughty word[/i]? Didn’t think you had it in you!”\n\n“Me neither,” he whispered. His eyes were wide, as though stunned by his own naughtiness. “I mean it, though. I-I’ll use the fleshlight.”\n\n“Then what are you waiting for?” she urged, pulling out the dildo completely to tease her outer folds. To draw attention to how [i]wet [/i]and [i]ready[/i] she was. By the way he [i]stared[/i], she definitely had his attention. “I’m flaunting everything I got, now it’s your turn! Show off a little before stuffing that toy cookie~”\n\nAlder was more flustered than she’d ever seen him, but he nonetheless nodded and moved his forepaws out of the way. Now it was Sam’s turn to stare. Pink, stiff, and twitching, Al at full mast was everything she imagined and more. The little spines at the tip were more prominent than ever, and she couldn’t help but wonder how they might feel scratching the itch deep inside her core.\n\n“D-do you like it?” Alder whispered, breaking her concentration. \n\nShe blinked at him. He wanted her opinion? Like, actually wanted her to like it? He wasn’t hiding himself anymore, duh, but his paws kept twitching, as though he wanted nothing more than to cover up again. Was he really that nervous to know what she thought?\n\n“Of course I like it, dummy!” Sam said. “It’s an awesome looking penis. The spines are cool!”\n\n“You really think that?“ Alder said. As though he couldn’t believe it. Which was wild to her. Why wouldn’t she like it? “It’s just, it’s even smaller than canine penises, and other girls at school are always talking about [i]rapidash[/i] penises, so I thought—”\n\n“Your dick is perfect, Al!” Sam interrupted in a huff, insulted on his behalf. Sure, larger penises were fun to fantasize about, but this was Alder’s dick. [i]His[/i]. “Don’t listen to what girls say about dicks. They just like to pretend; an [i]actual [/i]rapidash penis would destroy basically any girl in school. Heck, I couldn’t take one either! And sure, canine cocks sound awesome, but your penis has spines[i]. Spines! [/i]That’s so cool!”\n\n“Oh,” Al said, voice quivering. “It’s kinda awkward to hear you say that, but also very sweet? Thank you, Sam. Your p-pussy is really awesome too. Real, um, big and plump, and it looks so soft and warm and I like how it seems to [i]jump [/i]a little when the dildo touches it and—” The meowstic stopped talking suddenly. “It’s cool too.”\n\nSamantha laughed hard enough at the embarrassment in Al’s face that she swore she almost pissed herself. When she finally got a hold of herself, the meowstic looked even more mortified, so she just said, “You’re such a dork! Don’t look so embarrassed, I liked what you said. Both our junks are out, it’s only natural we compliment each other. Heck, it makes this even hotter knowing how much you like mine.”\n\n“It… it kind of does, yeah,” Alder said.\n\n“Ha, I knew you would get it!” Samantha eased the dildo back into herself, sighing heavily. It wasn’t even how it felt that riled her up, it was the sheer sexiness of the situation. Of hearing Al get all flustered complimenting her pussy. “Fuuuck, hurry up and stuff that toy, or I might finish before you’ve even started.”\n\nHis eyes widened. “R-right!” The meowstic grabbed the fleshlight with both forepaws, flipped it pussy-side down, and then slowly brought it down to his tip. \n\nShe paused her own efforts to watch every instant of this momentous moment without distraction, more turned on than she could ever remember being. \n\nOnly for his tip to get stuck at the toy’s y-shaped entrance.\n\n“I-it won’t go in!” he whined, pushing down harder, resisting equally as much. “It’s too tight!”\n\n“It should just go in, right?” Samantha questioned, baffled by his difficulty. The toy was designed for this! What was the issue?\n\n“I don’t know!” he said. “But it kinda hurts to try!”\n\nTrying to figure out what went wrong. Samantha’s eyes landed on the bottle of lube, unused.\n\nShe face-palmed. “You fucking dork, you have to put lube on the toy first!”\n\nAlder looked sheepish. “Oh. Oops? In my defense, you didn’t put any lube on your toy either.” \n\n“I MAKE my own lube,” she shot back, trying to rein in her laughter. It was a good thing she stopped masturbating, because as horny as she was, she didn’t think she could get off during a comedy. In fact, she pulled the dildo out completely and set it on the towel. “Give me the toy, I’ll lube it up for you. The cap is designed for bigger claws, anyway.”\n\nVisibly flustered, Alder nodded and handed her the fleshlight, which she grabbed by the middle and set down between her legs, pussy-side up, on the towel. As she grabbed the bottle of lube and opened the cap, she used the opportunity to compare the fake spade to her own. \n\nThere really was no contest. \n\n“Man, this thing is kinda lame,” she observed. With the bottle in one hand, she used her other to poke at the fake pussy’s folds with two claws. They felt squishy enough, but they lacked the warmth and reactivity of her own mound. Dry, too. “It’ll probably feel good enough to stick your dick in, I guess, but I wish I could’ve given you something better.”\n\n“I-I mean, it felt soft and squishy when I tried to go in, it just needs to be, um, lubricated!” Al said, sounding even [i]more[/i] nervous for some baffling reason. Was it something she said?\n\nWhatever the case, Samantha poked at the entrance some more, noticing how cold the fake flesh felt. “You’d think they could make these things self-warming with psychic tech or something. The dildo was a bit cold when I started too. It would've been nice if they were closer to real life.”\n\n“That would be nice, wouldn’t it?” Alder agreed.\n\nAs she prepared to squeeze the bottle above the toy, an idea struck her like lightning. A naughty, sexy idea. “Oh! Hear me out. What if I [i]actually [/i]lubed the toy up for you? You know, since I’m making waaay more of it than I need, I could share it with you.”\n\n”Wh-what?!” Al squeaked. “Like, um, your… fluids? Isn’t that unsanitary?”\n\nShe placed the bottle down and grabbed the fleshlight again. “Maybe,” Sam said as she flipped the toy pussy-side-down and brought it to [i]her[/i] spade. In the moments before they made contact, she added, “but doesn’t it also sound super hot?”\n\nThere was an audible [i]squish[/i] when the toy’s folds met hers in a lewd, lesbian kiss. She tensed at the contact. She’d probably never do this with a real girl, but it was kind of interesting feeling the fake folds rub and slide against her own as she wiggled the toy back and forth, smearing her juices all over it.\n\n“Yeah,” Al said as she [i]scissored [/i]the fleshlight. It actually began to feel kinda good, too. Tingly.\n\nAfter about twenty seconds to ensure it was absolutely [i]slathered[/i], Samantha pulled the toy away, leaving her spade to flex at the loss of stimulation. \n\nShe held the thoroughly lubed toy to the meowstic, and said with a wink, “Better use it fast before it cools off~” He took the fleshlight with a grimace, and she only laughed harder. “Oh, grow up! It’s basically just spit.”\n\n“That does not make me feel better.” Taking a deep breath, Alder poised the toy’s dripping entrance at his tip and let it out in a shaky whine when her [i]juices [/i]dribbled onto his cock. “Oh, Arceus, it’s still warm! It’s… it’s…”\n\n“Sexy as fuck, right?” \n\nHe nodded without a word. \n\nSmirking, Sam grabbed the dildo and positioned it back at her eagerly awaiting spade. “I’ll put it in when you do.”\n\nAnother nod, followed by an adorable gasp when he finally, easily slipped into the toy. The ample lubrication she so generously provided did the trick, allowing him to keep going, and going, a soft squelch filling the room when he bottomed out within a few seconds.\n\nSamantha followed his example by stuffing herself with the feline cock.\n\n“Feels good, huh?” she huffed, clenching hard around the stiff rod of silicone. \n\n“Y-yes!” His eyes were wide as he held himself there, fake spade flush to his sheath.\n\n“Make sure to pull out when you’re about to cum, ‘kay?” she suggested, eying his crotch hungrily. She wasn’t even moving the toy; in fact, keeping it in as Al kept himself inside almost let her pretend he was the one inside her. The fantasy sent a thrilling spasm through her loins. “I’ve never seen a real life [i]ejaculation [/i]before, and I’m very curious!”\n\n“Only if you pull the dildo out when you finish too!” Alder countered, surprising her at his boldness. He started to pull out, and she followed suit, only for them both to slam back inside a moment later. “I’ve never seen a girl [i]orgasm[/i] before, I’m also curious!”\n\n“You’re way more confident when you’re—ha—masturbating!” she teased, managing to follow his pace as he bred the toy with quick insertions, then slow pull outs. “I was not expecting that!”\n\n“Me neither!” He slammed into the toy, generating another satisfying [i]squelch[/i]. One she followed a briefly instant later. Her climax had never built so swiftly. “Is it weird if I’m pretending this is— n-never mind…”\n\n“Go on, dork,” she breathed. “Don’t hold back, tell me what you’re [i]pretending[/i].”\n\nHe continued to masturbate as he said, “I’m pretending that— I am— I‘m pretending that this is a real girl.”\n\n“O-oh? Because I’m pretending this is a [i]real boy,” [/i]she said. She was close. So fucking close. “Anyone in particular? Because I’m pretending this is someone very specific.” \n\nSamantha wasn’t an idiot, and neither was Alder. At least, she thought he wasn’t an idiot. Assuming he [i]wasn’t[/i] an idiot, they both knew what the other was thinking about.\n\nWhen Alder just bit his lip and quickened his thrusting, she matched his pace—loud, wet squelches echoing from both of them—and said, “Aww, is the little guy—ha—embassed he’s gonna cum imagining how tight, warm, and wet his best friend’s awesome pussy is?”\n\n“Y-yes,” he whimpered. “A-and you’re thinking about m-me? That it’s my c-cock you’re about to c-cum on?”\n\nAlder's adorable admission was what did it for her. Tension swelled in her vagina, trapping the toy mid-thrust, and as suddenly as the pressure rose, it unleashed, washing over her in a wave of intense pleasure.\n\n“F-fuck, I’m cumming,” she whispered, biting her tongue to avoid screaming it through the walls. With great difficulty, she yanked the toy out of her, struggling momentarily as her insides gripped it like a vice. Her spade bounced and jerked once the toy was freed, dancing to a rhythm that no one could hear. “H-ha, fuck, that hits the spot! Do you like how a girl’s [i]spade[/i] looks when she’s cumming?”\n\n“Yes!” Alder whined, and Sam gasped in surprise when he pulled out of the fleshlight just in time for his bouncing cock to shoot ropes all over the fake spade, painting its black surface white. Streak after streak, it just kept coming. “S-sorry, I forgot to pull out when I started, I-I’m cumming too!”\n\n“I can see that, wow!” Sam reflexively grabbed at her pussy, and squeezed her spade between her claws hard enough to generate a [i]squelch[/i]. She made sure to keep most of it visible for Alder, but she couldn’t help herself. She needed the pressure. “F-fuck, Al, that is hot.”\n\nAl just huffed and continued to ejaculate all over the fleshlight, until barely anything came out anymore. His cock still twitched, but soon even that stopped.\n\nHer orgasm wasn't even close to over with, especially with the pressure she sustained by holding onto her spade in an emulation of a knot, so she blinked in confusion.\n\n“You're done already?” Sam said.\n\nWith a shaky breath, the meowstic nodded. “Y-yeah. Is that, um, is that bad?”\n\n“No, I just, that was only like twenty seconds! Mine's still going strong! See?” Sam angled her grip around the base of her spade to give him a better view, squelching open her y-shaped entrance from the pressure. Clear fluid oozed out, dribbling all the way down to her rhythmically-twitching anus. “See?”\n\nAlder scooted closer and gazed upon her pulsating folds with wide, curious eyes. “Yeah! Wow, why's it last so long? How long does it last? Do all girl orgasms go on like this?”\n\nThe sheer interest from Alder sent tingles through her body, culminating in a powerful flex of her spade. “So long as I keep squeezing it, it could last a while. My record is—ha—five minutes. But I've heard an actual tie can make canines like me last for up to an hour! Even the boys.”\n\n“Oooh! Yeah, felines aren't like that.” \n\nSam noticed with an increasing heartrate how close Al was getting, every scoot forward bringing his half-sheathed penis ever nearer to her orgasming spade. Part of her wanted him to make that final scoot and… put it in.\n\nBut that would be crazy.\n\nWouldn't it?\n\n“W-well, um, we should probably clean up once you're done,” Alder blurted, glancing away quickly.\n\nThe words snapped her out of her musings.\n\n“Right, yes!” she agreed, oddly disappointed. Whatever the moment had been, it had passed now. “We'd get in so much trouble for playing with Uncle (what's his name again?) toys. Give me a few more minutes. And Al?”\n\n“Yeah, Sam?”\n\n“Thanks for doing this with me. It was awesome.”\n\nHe rubbed the back of his head. “Ah, don't mention it. I had fun too.” Smiling, he added, “That’s what friends are for, right?”\n\nShe smiled back, though internally she cringed at his word choice. [i]Yeah… that’s [/i][b][i]totally [/i][/b][i]what friends are for.[/i]", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "“Sammy! There’s my favorite niece.” Brian, Samantha’s uncle, glanced toward the various pokemon mingling around them. He leaned in. “Did your mother drag you here?”

Sam grinned up at the older, much taller zoroark. “Yeah! But this time I brought a friend to suffer with me.” She wrapped an arm around the meowstic next to her, who squirmed from the physical contact. Not that the scrawny, introverted twink had any chance to escape. “Say hi, Al!”

“You said there would be soda,” Alder muttered, accepting his fate with a sigh. “All I see is gross beer.”

“Sorry, kiddos,” Uncle Brian apologized. “But I did make it clear to Natasha this is an adult party. You know, for adults? Hang out, drink a little, celebrate my new promotion. There’s nothing promiscuous going on that you’ve interrupted by being here, it’s just going to be pretty boring for you. I had soda in the fridge before making room for the, you know, all the booze. If you don’t tell your mother, I might sneak you a sip.”

This was where most teenagers would jump at the opportunity. But Sam already knew Alder hated beer from that time they ‘slipped a sip’ behind Mom’s back. Honestly, she wasn't a fan either.

She had an entirely different strategy to have fun at this party. Or, more accurately, the afterparty.

“Nah,” Sam said. “Beer’s gross. Can me and Al hang out in your room? We wanna watch TV, and yours is huge!”

“We do?” Alder whispered, to which she replied with an elbow to the ribs. “Ow.”

Her uncle moved to say something, only for quite the pretty sawsbuck to come over. The two males exchanged some words—something boring about work. Sam was honestly too busy appreciating the sawsbuck’s assets to care, and she shamelessly stared under his poofy tail as he left. Beneath his tight pucker, two hefty balls swung against his toned thighs with every step he took.

Brian didn’t seem to notice where her attention lay, already busy talking with another of his friends, some female girafarig she didn’t care much for. Boys were awesome. Girls were meh.

Alder rolled his eyes at her. “Really?” he whispered.

“What?” she whispered back. “He’s my type. Jealous?”

“Ugh, you’re the worst…”

As she was giggling at Alder, her uncle finally deemed them worthy of his attention again. “Sorry about that, kiddos,” he said once the girafarig was off somewhere else. “You were asking something?”

“Yeah!” she said, grinning because she knew that made her look more trustworthy. “Can we go into your room and watch T.V.? Please?”

Her smile grew strained when Uncle Brian squinted at her, as though staring into her very soul. When he glanced at Alder she worried it was all over. “Yeah, no. I know how teenagers think, and there’s no way I’m leaving two of them alone together in my room.”

“We’re not dating though!” Alder blurted, earning himself an elbow from yours truly. “Oww, what was that for?!”

“You said that waaay too quickly!” she growled, sorta, sorta not mad. “Is there something wrong with dating me?”

“Wh— no!” he said. “I was just— you know, it’s just— I was being honest!”

Uncle Brian snorted so loudly that she nearly jumped.

“Pffft, bickering like that makes you two sound like an old married couple! But sure, if you’re ‘just friends’, you can chill in my room while we adults mingle. Just no funny business, and stay out of my closet, alright? I’ll know if you two go in.”

“Wasn’t planning it on,” she lied smoothly. The entire point was the closet, not that Brian, or Alder for that matter, knew. “Come on, Al! Our favorite show is on soon!”

“Adventure Pals is on?” Alder whispered excitedly as she dragged him away from this poor excuse of a party.

She didn’t dignify the question with a response. He may be a dummy, but at least he’s my dummy.



“I thought we were gonna watch T.V.?” Alder complained from his spot, pouting on her uncle’s well-kept bed.

“You’re adorable,” she patronized him. Locking the bedroom door with a click, she moved her attention to the closet. Uncle Brian always kept it tightly locked, but she had a plan. “We’re going to be doing something WAY more fun than T.V.”

He stared dumbly at her. “...Board games?”

“Arceus above, Al, you’re such a dork. Why do you think Brian wants us to stay out of the closet?”

Alder squinted his eyes hard enough that she swore she could hear the gears whirling in his brain. “Because I’m a boy and you’re a girl, so he thinks we’ll make out in there or something?”

She blinked at him. “I… yeah. Probably that too.” Usually Alder he wasn’t so… aware. “But no! We’re here because he has toys, Alder! He doesn’t know that I know, but I saw one last time I was here.

“Ooooh, so that’s the surprise you mentioned before we left. I thought you were messing with me again.” A smile warmed his face, and the excitement in his bright green eyes sent her heart racing. “But why would he have toys? Don’t adults stop playing with toys?”

Her excitement wavered at his sheer naivety. “No, dummy, I meant ADULT toys. Not action figures or whatever you thought I meant.”

He blinked at her, his dumb little head tilted to the side. “Um, cool?”

His lack of comprehension nearly made her scream.

“Sex toys, you dufus,” she hissed under her breath.

“Sex toys— hmph?!”

Sam muffled the stupidly loud meowstic with her claws.

“Do you want us to be caught?” she growled. “Keep it down. Now, I’m going to let go. Nod if you’re going to be quiet.”

He nodded, and she released him a second later.

“S-sorry. But seriously? Those kinds of toys? Why would we want to play with those? They’re gross.”

She waved off his concern. “Brian cleans them, obviously. Shouldn’t be a big deal. Besides, haven’t you always wondered what a fleshlight feels like? ‘Cause I’ve wondered what a dildo feels like. Using my claws gets old, you know?”

Alder scrunched up his muzzle. “I still can’t believe how open you are about this sort of thing. It’s embarrassing! Aren’t you embarrassed?”

She waved his concern away with a hand. “Nah, dude. You’re my friend! I don’t care if you know I masturbate. You do it too, right?”

Sam held back a giggle at how flustered he became. “Ummm, I mean, yeah… I do.”

“See?” she chirped, proud of him for actually admitting it. Usually he’d stammer without saying a thing whenever she brought up sex topics. Progress! “No big deal. We all do it.”

“I guess, but still.” He rubbed his shoulder. “It’s embarrassing. I really don’t understand how you’re so chill about it.”

“I just like sharing stuff with you,” she admitted. “And I trust you. It’s fun to talk about sex with you, and I, well, I wanted to share this with you too. Two friends messing around, you know? As much as I want to try out my uncle’s toys, it wouldn’t be fun without you also getting to try some.”

If anything, Alder’s ears were even flatter. It would have been adorable if not for how vulnerable and nervous her admission made her feel. Which was weird. It wasn’t like she said she had a crush on him or anything… but she had been more open than usual, and it left her insides feeling all mushy.

Alder eventually let out a sigh. “Alright,” he said, making her beam at him. “We can… play with them together. Just don’t make it too weird, alright?”

“Woo!” she exclaimed before covering her mouth at the volume. She nervously glanced at the door. “Oops. Okay, now let’s find where he keeps the toys, and then I’ll ask my uncle if we can sleep over. He’ll probably say yes. I don’t think he has much going on tonight after the party.”

Alder tilted his head. “Why are we having a sleepover here? Wouldn’t you rather go to your place?”

She stared at him as though he’d grown a second head. “Seriously? I just explained this!”

“Uh, you did?”

Sam groaned. “Arceus, help me. We need to spend the night here because we’re not using the toys now. Obviously. We’ll sneak in later and nick them.”

“Oooh,” he said, visibly relaxing. “That makes way more sense! I thought we were going to use them now and we’d have to rush and worry about being caught, which sounded waaaay too stressful.”

“You’re such a dummy sometimes, dude!” She pushed him, to which he grumbled. “Come on, let’s go scout for the toys!”

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They found the toys alright. Dildos of all kinds. Three fleshlights—of the equine, canine, and even feline variety. There were also a couple buzzing things she didn’t know the name of, but they seemed fun.

Alder acted very anxious while they were in the closet. He kept glancing at the door, and constantly nagged about how worried he was that they’d be caught.

They weren’t.

After examining all the toys, and then putting them right back where she found them, the two teenagers turned on the television and watched their show. Which conveniently was on, albeit a re-run.

“Can we have a sleepover at your house tonight?” Sam asked Uncle Brian once he came in to check on them. He arrived once most of the guests were gone, finding them sitting innocently on the bed watching their show. Because duh. They really were just friends. “Pleeeease?”

The older zoroark squinted at her. “Aren’t you a little old to be having sleepovers with boys?”

That wasn’t a no! She internally cheered.

“Ugh, don’t even joke like that. We’ll be sleeping in the living room, like we do when he sleeps over at my house. We wanna hang out over the weekend, and our places are getting boring. Your place is so much cooler.”

Definitely true. Wasn’t the reason why she wanted to sleep over, but it wasn’t a lie.

He stared at her for a few seconds before sighing. “If your parents say yes, alright. You can stay the night. But no funny business, got it?”

His voice was slightly slurred. Which was perfect for them. After all, Uncle Brian slept like a zorua when he was drunk.

He wouldn’t wake up at all.

“Of course, Uncle! I already said we’re just friends, relax.”

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After Samantha and Alder’s mom agreed to them staying the night, the two settled on the couch to watch TV as they waited for the coast to be clear. It wasn’t nearly as good a TV as in Uncle Brian’s room, but it was good enough.

It was well into the night, and Brian went to his room about an hour ago or so. She wanted to go look for the toys right this instant, but Alder was too nervous and wanted to be extra certain Brian was asleep first.

“C’mon, let’s go,” she whispered, “I know my uncle, he’s totally asleep. I bet not even his alarm would wake him right now with how much alcohol he had.”

“He didn’t have that much, I don’t think,” Alder said in an equally quiet whisper. “Are you sure he’ll stay asleep when we, um, nick his things?”

She waved off his concerns. “Definitely. Seriously, just follow me. We’ll be quick.”

True to her word, they were in and out in less than ten minutes. Sam barely held back her giggles as she carried two dildos and a buttplug out of her uncle’s room, Al right behind her keeping his head down with his haul of two fleshlights and a bottle of lube they found.

She wanted to nab more, but it was risky enough taking what they had.

There were three bathrooms in this house. One in her uncle’s room, another near the kitchen, and the final one downstairs in the basement. That was where she led Al, who remained thankfully quiet the entire way down. The steps to the basement groaned, and the door to the bathroom itself creaked loudly, but once the door was locked they were home free, and she collapsed onto the ground with a groan.

“Fuck, that was a rush,” she whispered, clutching the toys to her chest for dear life. “We should be good now. Uncle Brian never comes down here. Let me get some towels on the floor, and then we can have some fun!”

The basement bathroom was surprisingly nice and well-kept. Not as big as the ones upstairs, duh, but the tiled flooring was spotless and there was plenty of room to not feel cramped. Plenty of light too. The toilet on the far end away from the door was a basic squatting hole in the ground, nothing fancy there, but there were two decently nice sinks to her left and the tub to the right was spacious enough that both her and Al could take a dip with room to spare.

Not that they ever would, of course. That would be weird.

Sam grabbed a few towels from the cabinet to the right of the sinks next to the toilet, and was spreading them on the floor when Al, standing awkwardly to the right of the door, finally spoke up again, “Ummm, are you really sure about this, Sam?”

She sat on the carpet of the fluffy white towels she splayed out, back facing the door. “Duh,” she said, setting the toys down in front of her.

The buttplug was pretty basic, though she supposed they were meant to be. Not like she’d never used one—never used any toys—but the two dildos were impressive at least. One feline, the other equine. A small equine. Modeled after a blitzle? Whatever it was, it was still wider than her spade, but she was a stretchy girl. She could take it.

Maybe.

The feline dildo was a lot more interesting in her opinion. It was small, kinda like Alder’s the very few times she’d accidentally seen it while he was erect. Those little spines fascinated her,  though she doubted the soft, slightly firm nubs on the toy could match the real thing.

She considered snagging one of the vibrators, but this was a lot already and they didn’t need even more things they had to clean up.

Al still clutched the toys he selected to his chest, as though afraid someone might take them away. Or catch him with them.

“Dude, sit down and then place what you got on the towels so we can get started.”

“R-right.” Alder exhaled sharply. He finally sat down across from her, and then unceremoniously dropped his cache right next to her own toys. “Um, here they are…”

Of the three fleshlight options, he chose the feline and canine ones. Good picks, in her opinion. Especially the canine one. Spades were awesome.

She may be a little biased on that front.

With everything all set, it was time to begin. Sam felt herself growing hot as she hyped herself up for what she was about to do. Flashing her spade in front of her best friend was one thing—he saw it all the time, jutting out from between her legs like it did—but as she laid down, legs spread and black spade wet and visibly excited by the prospects of putting said toy use, she began to wonder if perhaps this may have been too far. That maybe jerking off in front of each other was a boundary they should not cross.

Samantha crushed those doubts as she spread her legs wide, knees up, grabbed the feline dildo, and brought the pink tip to her glistening entrance.

“Heh, I’m already wet,” she stated casually. Tried to, at least. She was entirely aware of how flustered she looked, but so long as she didn’t bring it up, neither would Alder. “I probably won’t need any of the lube. More for you, right?”

Alder stared between her legs for a few seconds before whispering, “Y-yeah. More for me…”

Invigorated by his attention on her, Sam didn’t waste any more time before pressing the feline dildo’s tip against her slippery folds, shivering briefly as it compressed her sensitive flesh. Her poor, teased spade flexed hard at the contact, actually taking the tip due to the sudden flex.

“Oh, wow, it’s in!” Sam said with a laugh. It was a little weird, feeling herself spreading like that for a foreign object, but not too different than her own claws. “You want to try out one of your toys before I take this deeper? I think it’ll be more fun if we, heh, claim them together.”

Alder immediately glanced toward the cookie fleshlight, to her cookie, then back to the fleshlight. It was pretty obvious which one he was considering. The poor thing had his paws between his legs, so she couldn’t see if he was sporting a stiffy. But the way he clenched his thighs together meant he totally was.

“I, uh, are you sure? I thought we would be taking turns.”

Distracted, the dildo slipped deeper, a soft squish sounding out before she wised up and resisted the urge to plunge it in further. Whoops.

Pulling it out a bit so only the tip remained again, Sam replied, “Why would we take turns? Unless you wanted to just watch me go at it?”

Alder’s ears flattened to his head yet again, and he looked away almost guiltily.

She giggled at his wordless admission. “Awww, you do! Don’t worry, Alder, watching will be way more fun if you’re also going at it.”

He stared at the fleshlight for a few more seconds before his expression resolved. “You know what? Fuck it, I’ll do it.”

Sam giggle-laughed at hearing Alder curse. “Wow, Al, was that a naughty word? Didn’t think you had it in you!”

“Me neither,” he whispered. His eyes were wide, as though stunned by his own naughtiness. “I mean it, though. I-I’ll use the fleshlight.”

“Then what are you waiting for?” she urged, pulling out the dildo completely to tease her outer folds. To draw attention to how wet and ready she was. By the way he stared, she definitely had his attention. “I’m flaunting everything I got, now it’s your turn! Show off a little before stuffing that toy cookie~”

Alder was more flustered than she’d ever seen him, but he nonetheless nodded and moved his forepaws out of the way. Now it was Sam’s turn to stare. Pink, stiff, and twitching, Al at full mast was everything she imagined and more. The little spines at the tip were more prominent than ever, and she couldn’t help but wonder how they might feel scratching the itch deep inside her core.

“D-do you like it?” Alder whispered, breaking her concentration.

She blinked at him. He wanted her opinion? Like, actually wanted her to like it? He wasn’t hiding himself anymore, duh, but his paws kept twitching, as though he wanted nothing more than to cover up again. Was he really that nervous to know what she thought?

“Of course I like it, dummy!” Sam said. “It’s an awesome looking penis. The spines are cool!”

“You really think that?“ Alder said. As though he couldn’t believe it. Which was wild to her. Why wouldn’t she like it? “It’s just, it’s even smaller than canine penises, and other girls at school are always talking about rapidash penises, so I thought—”

“Your dick is perfect, Al!” Sam interrupted in a huff, insulted on his behalf. Sure, larger penises were fun to fantasize about, but this was Alder’s dick. His. “Don’t listen to what girls say about dicks. They just like to pretend; an actual rapidash penis would destroy basically any girl in school. Heck, I couldn’t take one either! And sure, canine cocks sound awesome, but your penis has spines. Spines! That’s so cool!”

“Oh,” Al said, voice quivering. “It’s kinda awkward to hear you say that, but also very sweet? Thank you, Sam. Your p-pussy is really awesome too. Real, um, big and plump, and it looks so soft and warm and I like how it seems to jump a little when the dildo touches it and—” The meowstic stopped talking suddenly. “It’s cool too.”

Samantha laughed hard enough at the embarrassment in Al’s face that she swore she almost pissed herself. When she finally got a hold of herself, the meowstic looked even more mortified, so she just said, “You’re such a dork! Don’t look so embarrassed, I liked what you said. Both our junks are out, it’s only natural we compliment each other. Heck, it makes this even hotter knowing how much you like mine.”

“It… it kind of does, yeah,” Alder said.

“Ha, I knew you would get it!” Samantha eased the dildo back into herself, sighing heavily. It wasn’t even how it felt that riled her up, it was the sheer sexiness of the situation. Of hearing Al get all flustered complimenting her pussy. “Fuuuck, hurry up and stuff that toy, or I might finish before you’ve even started.”

His eyes widened. “R-right!” The meowstic grabbed the fleshlight with both forepaws, flipped it pussy-side down, and then slowly brought it down to his tip.

She paused her own efforts to watch every instant of this momentous moment without distraction, more turned on than she could ever remember being.

Only for his tip to get stuck at the toy’s y-shaped entrance.

“I-it won’t go in!” he whined, pushing down harder, resisting equally as much. “It’s too tight!”

“It should just go in, right?” Samantha questioned, baffled by his difficulty. The toy was designed for this! What was the issue?

“I don’t know!” he said. “But it kinda hurts to try!”

Trying to figure out what went wrong. Samantha’s eyes landed on the bottle of lube, unused.

She face-palmed. “You fucking dork, you have to put lube on the toy first!”

Alder looked sheepish. “Oh. Oops? In my defense, you didn’t put any lube on your toy either.”

“I MAKE my own lube,” she shot back, trying to rein in her laughter. It was a good thing she stopped masturbating, because as horny as she was, she didn’t think she could get off during a comedy. In fact, she pulled the dildo out completely and set it on the towel. “Give me the toy, I’ll lube it up for you. The cap is designed for bigger claws, anyway.”

Visibly flustered, Alder nodded and handed her the fleshlight, which she grabbed by the middle and set down between her legs, pussy-side up, on the towel. As she grabbed the bottle of lube and opened the cap, she used the opportunity to compare the fake spade to her own.

There really was no contest.

“Man, this thing is kinda lame,” she observed. With the bottle in one hand, she used her other to poke at the fake pussy’s folds with two claws. They felt squishy enough, but they lacked the warmth and reactivity of her own mound. Dry, too. “It’ll probably feel good enough to stick your dick in, I guess, but I wish I could’ve given you something better.”

“I-I mean, it felt soft and squishy when I tried to go in, it just needs to be, um, lubricated!” Al said, sounding even more nervous for some baffling reason. Was it something she said?

Whatever the case, Samantha poked at the entrance some more, noticing how cold the fake flesh felt. “You’d think they could make these things self-warming with psychic tech or something. The dildo was a bit cold when I started too. It would've been nice if they were closer to real life.”

“That would be nice, wouldn’t it?” Alder agreed.

As she prepared to squeeze the bottle above the toy, an idea struck her like lightning. A naughty, sexy idea. “Oh! Hear me out. What if I actually lubed the toy up for you? You know, since I’m making waaay more of it than I need, I could share it with you.”

”Wh-what?!” Al squeaked. “Like, um, your… fluids? Isn’t that unsanitary?”

She placed the bottle down and grabbed the fleshlight again. “Maybe,” Sam said as she flipped the toy pussy-side-down and brought it to her spade. In the moments before they made contact, she added, “but doesn’t it also sound super hot?”

There was an audible squish when the toy’s folds met hers in a lewd, lesbian kiss. She tensed at the contact. She’d probably never do this with a real girl, but it was kind of interesting feeling the fake folds rub and slide against her own as she wiggled the toy back and forth, smearing her juices all over it.

“Yeah,” Al said as she scissored the fleshlight. It actually began to feel kinda good, too. Tingly.

After about twenty seconds to ensure it was absolutely slathered, Samantha pulled the toy away, leaving her spade to flex at the loss of stimulation.

She held the thoroughly lubed toy to the meowstic, and said with a wink, “Better use it fast before it cools off~” He took the fleshlight with a grimace, and she only laughed harder. “Oh, grow up! It’s basically just spit.”

“That does not make me feel better.” Taking a deep breath, Alder poised the toy’s dripping entrance at his tip and let it out in a shaky whine when her juices dribbled onto his cock. “Oh, Arceus, it’s still warm! It’s… it’s…”

“Sexy as fuck, right?”

He nodded without a word.

Smirking, Sam grabbed the dildo and positioned it back at her eagerly awaiting spade. “I’ll put it in when you do.”

Another nod, followed by an adorable gasp when he finally, easily slipped into the toy. The ample lubrication she so generously provided did the trick, allowing him to keep going, and going, a soft squelch filling the room when he bottomed out within a few seconds.

Samantha followed his example by stuffing herself with the feline cock.

“Feels good, huh?” she huffed, clenching hard around the stiff rod of silicone.

“Y-yes!” His eyes were wide as he held himself there, fake spade flush to his sheath.

“Make sure to pull out when you’re about to cum, ‘kay?” she suggested, eying his crotch hungrily. She wasn’t even moving the toy; in fact, keeping it in as Al kept himself inside almost let her pretend he was the one inside her. The fantasy sent a thrilling spasm through her loins. “I’ve never seen a real life ejaculation before, and I’m very curious!”

“Only if you pull the dildo out when you finish too!” Alder countered, surprising her at his boldness. He started to pull out, and she followed suit, only for them both to slam back inside a moment later. “I’ve never seen a girl orgasm before, I’m also curious!”

“You’re way more confident when you’re—ha—masturbating!” she teased, managing to follow his pace as he bred the toy with quick insertions, then slow pull outs. “I was not expecting that!”

“Me neither!” He slammed into the toy, generating another satisfying squelch. One she followed a briefly instant later. Her climax had never built so swiftly. “Is it weird if I’m pretending this is— n-never mind…”

“Go on, dork,” she breathed. “Don’t hold back, tell me what you’re pretending.”

He continued to masturbate as he said, “I’m pretending that— I am— I‘m pretending that this is a real girl.”

“O-oh? Because I’m pretending this is a real boy,” she said. She was close. So fucking close. “Anyone in particular? Because I’m pretending this is someone very specific.”

Samantha wasn’t an idiot, and neither was Alder. At least, she thought he wasn’t an idiot. Assuming he wasn’t an idiot, they both knew what the other was thinking about.

When Alder just bit his lip and quickened his thrusting, she matched his pace—loud, wet squelches echoing from both of them—and said, “Aww, is the little guy—ha—embassed he’s gonna cum imagining how tight, warm, and wet his best friend’s awesome pussy is?”

“Y-yes,” he whimpered. “A-and you’re thinking about m-me? That it’s my c-cock you’re about to c-cum on?”

Alder's adorable admission was what did it for her. Tension swelled in her vagina, trapping the toy mid-thrust, and as suddenly as the pressure rose, it unleashed, washing over her in a wave of intense pleasure.

“F-fuck, I’m cumming,” she whispered, biting her tongue to avoid screaming it through the walls. With great difficulty, she yanked the toy out of her, struggling momentarily as her insides gripped it like a vice. Her spade bounced and jerked once the toy was freed, dancing to a rhythm that no one could hear. “H-ha, fuck, that hits the spot! Do you like how a girl’s spade looks when she’s  cumming?”

“Yes!” Alder whined, and Sam gasped in surprise when he pulled out of the fleshlight just in time for his bouncing cock to shoot ropes all over the fake spade, painting its black surface white. Streak after streak, it just kept coming. “S-sorry, I forgot to pull out when I started, I-I’m cumming too!”

“I can see that, wow!” Sam reflexively grabbed at her pussy, and squeezed her spade between her claws hard enough to generate a squelch. She made sure to keep most of it visible for Alder, but she couldn’t help herself. She needed the pressure. “F-fuck, Al, that is hot.”

Al just huffed and continued to ejaculate all over the fleshlight, until barely anything came out anymore. His cock still twitched, but soon even that stopped.

Her orgasm wasn't even close to over with, especially with the pressure she sustained by holding onto her spade in an emulation of a knot, so she blinked in confusion.

“You're done already?” Sam said.

With a shaky breath, the meowstic nodded. “Y-yeah. Is that, um, is that bad?”

“No, I just, that was only like twenty seconds! Mine's still going strong! See?” Sam angled her grip around the base of her spade to give him a better view, squelching open her y-shaped entrance from the pressure. Clear fluid oozed out, dribbling all the way down to her rhythmically-twitching anus. “See?”

Alder scooted closer and gazed upon her pulsating folds with wide, curious eyes. “Yeah! Wow, why's it last so long? How long does it last? Do all girl orgasms go on like this?”

The sheer interest from Alder sent tingles through her body, culminating in a powerful flex of her spade. “So long as I keep squeezing it, it could last a while. My record is—ha—five minutes. But I've heard an actual tie can make canines like me last for up to an hour! Even the boys.”

“Oooh! Yeah, felines aren't like that.”

Sam noticed with an increasing heartrate how close Al was getting, every scoot forward bringing his half-sheathed penis ever nearer to her orgasming spade. Part of her wanted him to make that final scoot and… put it in.

But that would be crazy.

Wouldn't it?

“W-well, um, we should probably clean up once you're done,” Alder blurted, glancing away quickly.

The words snapped her out of her musings.

“Right, yes!” she agreed, oddly disappointed. Whatever the moment had been, it had passed now. “We'd get in so much trouble for playing with Uncle (what's his name again?) toys. Give me a few more minutes. And Al?”

“Yeah, Sam?”

“Thanks for doing this with me. It was awesome.”

He rubbed the back of his head. “Ah, don't mention it. I had fun too.” Smiling, he added, “That’s what friends are for, right?”

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