Good evening, boy.

Is that how a slave should greet his master? On your knees.

Good boy. If you behave this weekend, Joseph told me he’d give you a treat when he gets back. Isn’t that nice of him?

...speaking of Joseph, he told me something before he left for the train station. He said that he tried to use you as his toilet this morning, but your behavior was simply ghastly. You wriggled, you choked, you cursed, you whined. You even spat out his load! Do you know how disrespectful that is?

Relax, lad. I’m not angry. You just need proper training, that’s all. I’ll show you.

Lay down on your back. Careful not to scuff the hardwood. Hands by your side. Good lad.

Now, look up at me. Look in my eyes. That’s it. You’ve always liked green eyes, haven’t you, lad? Good boy.

Say “I’m sorry I was rude to Master Joseph.”

Say “I need more practice to be a proper toilet.”

Say “Please feed me a hot, creamy load, Master Alistair.”

Say it.

Good lad.

I’m going to squat over your face now, boy. I want you to watch my big, hairy arse as it lowers itself down. Don’t think about what’s coming. Just think about Master Alistair’s beautiful arse. You’ve always loved it so, haven’t you? I remember when you broke a vase and I told you there’d be no more rimming for a week. Poor thing! You looked like I had taken your teddy bear away.

That’s it. I can tell that you’re relaxed, now. Just look at my arse. It’ll be alright, lad.

Rim me. Get your tongue in there. Deeper. Don’t be shy now, lad. Good boy. How does my arse taste, boy? Like pure, salty, hairy man, isn’t that right? Mmmmmf!

Jerk yourself off. That’s not a reward, that’s an order. Rub yourself while you eat my arse. Go faster, I want you to feel that pleasure. Good boy.

Now, are you ready?

Blrrrrrmmmmpt.

Aye, I knew you’d like that. You know, I wonder why you think being a toilet’s beneath you. You practically get hearts in your eyes whenever one of us farts in your mouth.

Keep going. Keep jerking yourself off. Don’t stop moving your hand.

Do you know how I know you’re a filthy little toilet slut, lad? I’ve been watching your cock this whole time, and every time I mention you eating our shit, you get harder. And when you’re jerking off when I talk about it, you jerk off even quicker. See? There it is.

Now. Are you ready, boy?

Tell me.

Say that you’re ready for Daddy to take a nice, hot, creamy shit, right in your hungry little mouth.

Good lad. Wrap your lips around my hole. Nnnnnf…

Fsssssshhhhhht...

Stick your tongue out. Do you feel it? Do you taste it?

That’s alright, lad, you can cough. It’s not easy to take. Just breathe through your nose for me. OK?

Fffffssssssssssssp...

Suck on it. Around my arsehole, boy, suck on it. Coax it out. Rrrrrrf!

ffffsssHHHHHHBBBLLLLLRT!

There we go. There we go! Take it all in your mouth, boy. Open wide. C’mon, get it in there! Mmmmmmf!

Don’t move, lad. Keep it in your mouth for now. I know it tastes awful, but it’s an order.

You know, if I knew that you hated being a toilet, I’d have given you other jobs and said no more of it. I’m not quite so unreasonable.

But you love being a toilet. You sucked my arsehole like a piece of candy. You jerked off so quickly when I shat in your mouth your hand was a fucking blur. You’re a toilet pig to the core.

The problem is swallowing, then, isn’t it? Aye, looks like it. Let me fix that.

Now, I want you to listen close to me, lad. You’re going to take the load that’s in your mouth, and you’re going to chew. You’ll want to do it fast to get it out of the way, but it’s something you want to take slow. Let’s try that, shall we?

There we go. Nice and slow. Careful. Just press down into it ‘til you hear it squish.

Do you feel sick? That’s alright, lad, it’s natural to feel sick. Just keep it down and keep chewing. Nice and slow. Chew for me, boy. Good boy.

Right then, lad. It’s time for you to swallow. Don’t think about what you’re eating. Don’t think about your stomach. Don’t think about any of that. Just listen to your Daddy whispering in your ear. Just feel your Daddy running his fingers through your hair. Just show Daddy you’re a brave little soldier.

Are you ready? On three.

One…

Two…

Three.

Swallow.