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What Weyland-Yutani had not counted on was that the breeding need in their new queen was so strong that it broke her out of her stasis-induced sleep. The queen broke out of her sealed stasis pod and began stalking the crew. The crew of the Cockstroko had received orders that is the pod was breached, the cargo was not to be harmed. So, armed with only electric stun rifles, the Cockstroko crew began an erotic game of cat-and-mouse with the lustful queen, and every time a crew member was caught and dragged of by the queen, their lustful and pleasured moans would be heard across the ship for hours before they were found again, sweaty and exhausted.\n\nArtwork by the very talented Loonyjams, who's art you can find here: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/loonyjams/\n\nDo not post this on e621. 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All that was left to do now was to transport the new FuckUmorph Queen to the breeding facility, and that task was left to the crew of the "Cockstroko", a transport ship in the Weyland-Yutani Corporations employ with a crew of 16, 12 male and 4 female. The crew of the Cockstroko were not told what it was that they were transporting, they only knew that it was very important cargo to the Weyland-Yutani Corporation and that their employers were giving them a huge paycheck to see it done. What Weyland-Yutani had not counted on was that the breeding need in their new queen was so strong that it broke her out of her stasis-induced sleep. The queen broke out of her sealed stasis pod and began stalking the crew. The crew of the Cockstroko had received orders that is the pod was breached, the cargo was not to be harmed. So, armed with only electric stun rifles, the Cockstroko crew began an erotic game of cat-and-mouse with the lustful queen, and every time a crew member was caught and dragged of by the queen, their lustful and pleasured moans would be heard across the ship for hours before they were found again, sweaty and exhausted.

Artwork by the very talented Loonyjams, who's art you can find here: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/loonyjams/

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