Clothes were strewn across the bathroom floor as two young boys played in the bathtub. A red foxboy was pushing along a toy boat at one end of the tub, while a slightly older gray catboy sat and watched from the other end.

"These be dangerous waters, a beast be lurkin' somewhere below..." Jake announced in a gruff captain's voice. His vessel continued its voyage through the soapy waters, being careful not to arouse the monster that may have been lurking in the depths. But as the boat passed between a pair of crimson arches, something began to rise from the sea. "Here it comes! Man the harpoons!" the captain barked out. Just as he gave the order, a serpent rose from the water! It stood towering over the captain's ship with its thin red body and pink head. The beast had no eyes, only a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth, but even so it seemed to have the captain in its sights. In an instant, the serpent leaped upon the boat and began swinging wildly, taking out everything that was on deck. "AHHHHH!" yelled the captain as the mast snapped off and the ship began to tip over.

"Hang on, I'm coming to help!" Joseph called out as he pushed his boat across the tub. He couldn't help but giggle at the sight of his friend's little wee-wee playing the role of the evil sea monster, slapping against the side of his toy boat. As he got into range, the catboy turned the harpoons towards the monster and fired.

"It's no use!" Jake giggled as the little plastic dart bounced off his weenie. "He's just too strong!"

"Oh no, here comes another one!" Joseph's boat turned around just in time to see another serpent thrusting up from the water, this one gray and even bigger than the other. Wasting no time, the newer monster sprung all the way up into the air and came crashing down on the boat, sinking it almost instantly.

The two friends splashed and laughed as their boats continued to take beatings from their "sea monsters" until they heard a knock at the bathroom door. "You boys having fun in there?" Jake's mom asked.

"Yeah, we're just playing." Jake hollered back to his mom.

"Okay, well that's nice. Just don't forget to wash up, dinner is almost ready."

With that, the boys put aside their toys and got down to washing themselves. They both squirt some shampoo into their fur and began lathering up. Joseph was the first to rinse off as his friend was still scrubbing his body. He found a toy submarine floating nearby and decided to play a bit while he waited. The sub scouted around underwater, eventually finding its way across the tub between Jake's legs. "Captain!" Joseph once again donned his pretend-voice, "We've found the monster's underwater nest! My God, there's a sac with two giant eggs in it!"

Jake burst into laughter, quickly realizing what his friend was referring to.

"If we don't take it out now, these waters will be crawling with sea monsters! FIRE ZE TORPEDOES!" Joseph clicked the side of the submarine, sending a small red torpedo speeding through the water.

"OW!" Jake flinched and pulled his legs shut. "Joseph! That hurt!"

"Direct hit!" Joseph cheered, "We got one!"

"That's not funny! you hit my balls!"

Joseph laughed, "Come on dude, it couldn't have hurt that bad. It's just a plastic toy."

"Well it did..." Jake sulked while massaging his sore family jewel.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry," Joseph was still snickering, but he didn't want to upset his friend, "Look, if it'll make you feel better, you can shoot a torpedo at mine."

Jake continued sitting at his end of the tub rubbing his tender spot for a moment. It took him a while to consider the offer, but soon he sat up and reached for the submarine. Without saying a word, he pointed it at his friend's crotch and fired.

"AH!" Joseph yelped and clutched his balls. "Oww... Okay, that hurt a bit."

"Yeah, I bet." Jake grumbled, still sounding ill.

"I'm sorry." Joseph apologized again, sincerely this time. "I didn't think it would hit that hard." He tended to his injured nut to try and ease the pain.

"New rule from now on: No hitting in the balls."

"Yeah, agreed."

There was another knock at the door. "Okay boys, dinner's ready. Time to finish up in there."

"Aww..." they both whined. It seemed their playtime was over. Joseph reached over and pulled up the stopper while Jake climbed out and retrieved some towels for the both of them. Once Jake handed him one, Joseph stood in the tub and started drying himself off.

Once his fur was mostly dry, he looked over at Jake who was drying off near the sink. The foxboy was bent over and still working on drying his legs. Joseph couldn't help but chuckle at the full moon that was being presented to him, even if it wasn't intentional. He eyed the toys that were still laying around in the tub, then back at his friend's butt. Right at that moment, he came up with a devious idea.

Jake was still drying off his legs when he heard something click. Within an instant, his eyes shot wide open and his body snapped to attention.

"PFFFTHAHAHAHA!" Joseph burst out laughing.

"What did you do?" Jake turned around and confronted his friend.

"Noooooothing..." Joseph was trying to act innocent, but he was still holding the toy submarine.

Standing straight up now, Jake turned his head and tried to look at his backside. When he realized his neck wouldn't turn that far, he reached around his butt-crack until he felt something. He pulled the object out from between his cheeks and examined it. Of course, it was one of the plastic torpedoes. "Joseph!" Jake started cracking up.

Joseph couldn't contain his laughter either. "Hey, you didn't say anything about butts!"

Jake grinned and flicked the plastic torpedo back at his friend. "I'm gonna get you!"

But before Jake had a chance to do anything, there was another knock at the door. "Are you boys dressed yet?"

"Uhh... almost." Jake lied as he and Joseph stood around butt naked.

"Well you better hurry up, your food's getting cold."

"Okay, we'll be there in a sec." Once his mom was gone, he turned back to Joseph. "I guess we should get dressed."

"Yeah. I'm getting kinda hungry anyways." Joseph replied as he rubbed his tummy.

Joseph stepped out of the tub and joined Jake over by the counter. They each grabbed their set of clothes and started pulling them on. Before long, they were both fully dressed and ready to head out. Tonight's bath time had officially come to an end, but but there would surely be another one some other day.