Jake and Anne were at home being babysat by their older siblings. They typically didn't pay too much attention to what the twins were up to as long as they didn't bug them, so they decided to use the opportunity to sneak into their parents' room and snoop around for Christmas presents. They had been digging around in the closet, trying to find anything, but so far had come up empty-handed.

"Find anything yet?" Anne asked as she emerged from a curtain of shirts.

"Nah." Jake replied while sitting among a pile of women's shoes. "You?"

"Nothing over here." she sighed, "They've gotta be keeping them around here somewhere..."

"Hmm," Jake looked around, "Maybe there's some up there?" He pointed up to some boxes on a shelf near the ceiling.

"Yeah, maybe." She scratched her head. "Makes sense they'd put 'em up somewhere they think we can't reach." She turned back to her brother. "Climb on my shoulders."

Anne crouched down as Jake came up behind her. Holding on to the door frame, he stepped up on her shoulders and tried to maintain his balance. She grabbed onto his ankles and struggled to stand up. "Gah! You're... heavy..." Eventually she made it to her feet and inched her way closer to the shelf. "Can you reach anything?"

"Almost!" Jake's arm was extended as he tried to grab the edge of a cardboard box. He dug into his sister's shoulders as he propped himself up on his tippy-toes. The extra height was just enough for him to get his hands around it. "Got it!" He pulled it off the shelf and looked inside.

"Anything good in there?" Anne inquired from below.

"Umm..." Jake rummaged through the box. "I dunno, I don't think these are presents." He continued looking until something caught his eye. "What the? There's a wiener in here!"

"Huh?" Anne was confused. "What, like a hotdog?"

Jake giggled, "No, I mean the other kind of wiener. Look!" Pulling the not-a-hotdog from of the box, he held it out for his sister to see. It was a long, thick, flesh-colored rubber penis.

"Pffhaha, what?" Anne burst out laughing in bewilderment. "A fake willy?"

Her brother climbed down off her shoulders and continued to inspect the strange object. "I wonder why they have this?"

"Hmm," Anne thought for a moment. "Let me see it."

Jake handed it to over to see if she could figure it out. She spent about a minute inspecting all the details. It wasn't like she had never seen a penis before - heck, she sees Jake's every time they take a bath together - but she had never seen one quite this big. Or rubbery.

"Maybe it's so mom can pretend to be a boy?" She lowered the fake willy in between her thighs, then pressed them together to hold it in place. Wiggling her hips, she made sway around in front of herself. She couldn't help but giggle. "Hey, wanna swordfight?"

"No way!" Jake protested. "That one's way bigger than mine!"

"Aww, come on." She taunted as she waved the prosthetic penis at him. "You've had your's a lot longer. It'll be an even fight."

"No! Now stop it!" Reaching out, he snatched her shaft and yanked it out from between her legs.

"Hey! I was playing with that!"

"Well quit teasing me with it!"

Around that time, the bedroom door started to open. "What are you guys arguing about in-" Their older brother stopped mid-sentence as he entered the doorway. Nick's mouth hung open, frozen in place as he tried to process what he was seeing. He stared at his younger brother holding a dildo, and his younger sister trying to grab it from him. The stunned look on his face soon gave way to anger as he regained control over his body. "...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?"

The twins were immediately paralyzed by fear, looking back at him like deer in headlights as he gave them a death stare. They knew they were in big trouble.

"WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET THAT!?" Nick continued shouting.

Jake spoke up. "Um-"

"PUT IT DOWN!" Nick interrupted. "NOW!"

Jake released his grip and tossed it on the ground, still cowering in fear from his older brother.

Another door opened elsewhere in the house, followed by the sound of footsteps and their older sister's voice. "What's with all the yelling? What's going on?" Melissa soon appeared in the doorway behind Nick, gasping and covering her mouth when she saw what the twins had been playing with.

Nick was still intently focused on his younger siblings. He was beginning to calm down, but was still pretty irate. "Now, where did this thing come from?"

Jake hesitated to speak up again, letting his twin sister do the talking. "Um... We... uh... f-found it... in-in the c-c-closet..." She stammered.

"Oh my god..." Melissa's face turned red as she turned away from the room.

Nick sighed and looked away for a moment, then turned back to the twins. "You guys don't need to be messing with this kind of stuff. Get out of here."

As the two younger kids hurried out of their parents' bedroom, Nick and Melissa remained to assess the situation. They both stared at the dildo laying on the floor, neither being sure what to think about it.

Eventually, Melissa broke the silence. "So do you think it's Mom's?"

Nick sighed, "Well I sure as hell hope it's not Dad's."

"So are we just going to stand here looking at it, or are you going to put it back up?"

"I ain't touchin' it!"

"Well one of us has to do it, and it's not gonna be me."

"Why the hell not? They're meant for girls anyways."

"Because it's gross! Besides, you have more experience handling dicks than I do."

"Now just what the fuck do you mean by that!?"

"You were born with one, moron! Surely you have to grab it every time you go to the bathroom, right?"

"...Oh. Yeah. Ugh, fine." Nick bent over and carefully pinched it between two of his fingers. Scowling as it dangled from his out-stretched arm, "So where does this go anyways?"

Melissa looked around before remembering the twins mentioning the closet. As she walked inside, she found a cardboard box on the floor. "I'm guessing this box? They said they found it in here."

Nick hurried into the closet and quickly flung it. The box rattled as the dildo landed among the other items that were inside.

Melissa looked down at everything else in the box, puzzled by all of the different strange objects. "What is all this stuff?"

Nick took a look as well. He didn't recognize most of the other things in the box either. "Uhh..." Picking up a string of large beads, he raised an eyebrow and scratched his head. "Looks like some kind of necklace? Though, given everything else in here... What would they even use this for?"

"I thought you knew a lot about sex."

Nick shrugged, "I thought I did too."

Melissa sighed, "Well, we should probably put this up before Mom and Dad get home."

"Yeah..." Nick looked around the closet and saw an empty spot on the top shelf. It looked like a perfect fit. After putting the beads back in the box, he picked it up and lifted it as high as he could. However, try as he might, it wasn't quite enough to reach the shelf. Lowering his arms, he turned to his sister. "Go get me a chair."

As she left the room, Nick looked down into the box again. There were several things inside that piqued his curiosity, but one thing that caught his eye was a shoebox nestled down in the corner. Shoving everything else out of the way, he pulled the shoebox out and popped the lid off. His heart skipped a beat as he laid his eyes on what was inside. Dozens of magazines, gentlemen's magazines to be specific. Foxxxy Ladies, Pussy Cats, and a few other niche titles as well. An entire collection of naked chicks, right at his fingertips. He pulled one of the magazines out and began to peruse the pictures within. Breasts, asses, and pussies littered the pages

-Nick needs a chair to put the box back on the top shelf
-While Melissa is away, Nick finds a shoebox full of dirty magazines (Foxxxy Ladies, Pussy Cats, etc)
-He flips through a few
-Melissa comes back
-He hides the magazine, as well as the bulge in his pants