Banzai was more of the direct type. Or at least that’s how he imagined himself to be. When given an order by Shenzi, Scar or whoever he has to call “boss”, he’ll do what he’s told. But not without making a snide comment here, an entrandere there or doing something to make Ed and Shenzi laugh like the hyena’s they are.


A couple days after hunting a delicious feast of a flock of birds that weren’t quite aware of the danger of being in the pride lands. With their bellies full and no worries for food, Shenzi ordered Banzai and Ed to go out hunting for a spot away from the heat.


Normally he’d be joking and laughing, hearing the cackles of Ed with everything that came out of his mouth.


But Banzai wasn’t cracking jokes or laughing. 


He just… Didn’t have the words.
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The two hyena’s had long since found a shady forest spring for their pack to take comfort in. It was a veritable paradise. Cool refreshing water. Soft grass perfect for laying one’s head down to take the edge off. Tall trees with leaves big enough to protect them from the sun’s intense glares and even patches of fruit. The fresher ones were higher up but they’d worry about those later.


What stole Banzai’s usual motor mouth was Ed. The usually snickering dimwit had truly let himself relax. Laying down on the ground, the two of them just let the scenery sink in. Just as he was about to joke about the place being colder than Shenzi’s glare when Simba’s mentioned, he saw what was growing between his partners legs.


        “What the…”


Banzai turned around, flipping his world view right around. Ed was blissfully unaware of what his friend was doing, letting himself be completely exposed and displaying himself. Banzai watched as the monster between his legs continued to escape the sheath. With no shred of decency or humbless, he just let his relaxed.


In front of the usually loud mouthed Hyena was a jaw dropping monster of a mating stick. It reached upto at least the bottom of his chest, and as thick as his forepaw. The thing looked like it would be a better fit on a zebra than on him. It wasn’t like his own modest package. Even in terms of design. It looked, for a lack of better words, wrong. 


It was covered in a thick film of some white, translucent natural body oil. The shaft was dotted with strange bumps unlike anything the Hyena had seen before. Some the size of pebbles. It was impossible to keep track of the number of them. However out of them all, two of them were absolute massive. Banzai was almost sure they were a pair of canine knots. One near the tip and a second along the middle of the shaft. Both were as round and plump as the fruit above their heads.


        “Hey Ed.” Hearing his name, he opened his eyes and looked up to his buddy in crime looking down at him. “Stand up for me, would ya?” He nodded, putting on his usual chaotic grin. He got up, not bothered by the fact his lumpy meat was engorged and bobbing in front of the two of them. 


        “Hehehe?” With a tuck of his head, he looked at his friend, not a care in his cross eyed face. 


While the normally cackling creature was fine with what he has, just looking at this… Thing in front of him left him feeling a little behind. Specifically in terms of… Well everything. WIth a tentative paw, he grasped the freakish cock. The contact resulted in a splurt of jizz that was the most putrid and foul smelling substance that his nose was assaulted with. Banzai had to whip his head away from the sudden scent. 


        ‘Why is it always the dumb ones…?’ He asked himself. ‘And when's the last time this dofus actually-what am I saying? Of course he never has. He’s Ed.’


Ed was looking at Banzai, sporting a now pleased grin as he was being fondled. The dimwitted hyena look down at the paw stroking him off and producing the gooey liquid out of his tip. The fat sack sitting under his cock reacted, bulging and tightening up as more of the foul smelling slime was being produced. 


        “Ed. You’re gonna do something for me. Just this once. And we NEVER bring this up to anyone ever, alright?” He nodded furiously, going back into their happy go lucky blank expression. ‘I can’t believe I’m letting myself sink this low just for something like that thing. Anyone else! Anyone else would have been better! Hell I’d even take Shenzi!’ 


With an angry grunt, Banzai turned around and presented himself to his slow minded friend, raising his rear into the air and moving his tail up.


        “Now listen ed, I want you to get on top of me like you seen Shenzi do, alright? Just do ex-AH!” With just those few instructions, Ed pounced on the tight hole like it was one of the birds they hunted a few days back. Banzai had little time to get ready or even prepare himself as the freakish cock sank into his guts like a stone down a well. Ed was vicious and brutal, opening up the formerly proud comedian and sinking himself until his balls were firmly pressed against his friends taint. “E-shi-give me- god damn!!” He yelled.


As fast as it started, it was already over. Banzai felt a surge of warmth as his guts were forced to make room for a fresh batter of the foul smelling spunk from his friend. Ed was howling and giving his usual laugh that ended with a hearty sigh, falling atop his friend and falling asleep, more satisfied than he’s ever imagined. 


Alone, full of spunk and one of nature's freakiest mammalian cocks lodged deep into his colon, Banzai could only one though left in his mind that he decided to vocalize.


        “Why’s it always the dumb ones?”