A traditional skunk Christmas recipe.

Ingredients:

1x large turkey

Required:

1x fox (my fox is male so the recipe refers to he/him, but you can use a fox of any gender)
1x "stallion" dildo
1x large butt plug

Christmas Eve:

1. Prepare your turkey. Cut the meat of the turkey into approx one inch cubes. Discard the bones (I suggest leaving them in the trash for your local raccoons).

2. Prepare your fox. First have him empty his bowels. (Mmm. Nice fresh pile of stinky fox-turds to nibble on while you're cooking.) Then use the dildo on his asshole. Work his hole good and hard. You will need him to be fully stretched and gaping for the next step. (Don't use lube. Who wants lube in their Christmas dinner? Your fox should be plenty dirty-slick enough from pooping.)
Note: you don't *have* to eat the fox's scat at this point. Maybe you have other pets that need feeding. Or smear it around your den for that lovely musky-foul fox-shit fragrance.

3. Put the turkey into your fox. It should be easy to push the turkey chunks into a properly stretched fox anus. I find it works best to grab a handful of turkey chunks, shove my paw into my fox's rectum, and push the meat directly into his bowels. Your fox might complain at this, but any reasonably competent fox should be able to fit a whole turkey in his bottom (maybe unless you have a very small fox and a particularly large turkey).

4. Fuck your fox. This is important to be sure the turkey meat is fully packed into his bowels, and to provide seasoning for the turkey.

5. Get your friends, relatives, random passersby to fuck your fox. You cannot have too much seasoning. Your fox's bowels should be completely full and overflowing with cum.

6. Insert the butt plug into your fox, bind his arms (to keep him from fiddling with the plug) and hang him up overnight. (I don't actually hang my fox up because I want him in bed to grind on when I get horny, and to use his smelly body as a pillow, but traditionally the fox should be left hanging overnight -- the tension in his body is supposed to help with the cooking process.)

Christmas Day:

7. Wake up early to release your fox, remove the butt plug and have him defecate into his food bowl.

8. Give your fox his Christmas meal. A stinky, dirty meal of semen-soaked, shit-covered turkey meat cooked inside his own filthy bottom. Yummy.

9. Give your fox a piss enema. (This isn't part of the traditional recipe, but I have added it because I like pissing in my fox's bottom, and sometimes it flushes out more turkey chunks that he didn't manage to poop out.)

10. Enjoy Christmas Day. Invite friends, sniff butts, fuck each other, fuck your fox, piss on each other, spray everything (if you're a skunk).

11. Dinner time! Get out your best silver platter (or flat piece of wood), get your fox up on the table and squatting over the platter, and you can all watch and toast to the spirit of stinky Christmas while the fox voids his bowels. (I like to toast with a mix of eggnog and fox urine. Mostly fox urine.)

12. Eat your turkey (turkey à la fox). If you are being fancy and polite you could serve everyone their own individual equal-sized portions, but why do that when you can all just stick your snouts in and gorge on the stinky pile. Nothing beats tongue-wrestling a ferret when your mouths are full of a foul mess of fox feces that used to be a turkey.

Does anyone want a dinner invite for next Christmas?