Frezl has got his annual girlfriend.

It is common among ferrets (and other weasel-types) for even the most determinedly unattached individuals to hook up with a regular partner for their rutting season, which lasts for a couple of weeks in the fall.

I met them together in our local park, where I was out getting exercise (and, as always, looking for something to fuck).

"Rajhea! Over here!"

I followed the sound of Frezl's voice to find him walking with a large female badger.

A honey badger.

She was around twice the size of the ferret (she was a normal size for a badger, but Frezl is a small ferret), and looked considerably more than twice his strength.

She grabbed my arm, making me wince as her digging claws pressed into my flesh.

(Definitely more than twice Frezl's strength. Or mine.)

"Is this your skunk-friend?", she asked.

"That's him," Frezl grinned and nodded.

The badger pulled on my arm until I was forced down onto my knees, her other paw moving to hold my snout, pressing her claws into my jaws to open my mouth. There was a predatory gleam in her eyes that made me shiver as she looked me over.

"He stinks," she sniffed, and snorted as her nose took in the smell of me, the foul reek of skunk-musk that perfumes my dirty fur.

"He does," Frezl nodded again. "Is it too much? We could catch a fox again."

"I've smelt worse," the badger shrugged. "We can use the skunk."

I glared at her. I put a lot of effort into maintaining my smelliness, and I know I am the stinkiest thing in town. How could she have 'smelt worse'?!

But I didn't have long to be upset about that. The badger had moved behind me, both paws now holding my head, claws wedging my jaws open; and now my nose was full with the smell of ferret (rutting ferret, deliciously rank), as Frezl stepped in front, pulling his sheath back to expose his sex..

(sexy, smelly pink ferret-sex)

..and pissed into my mouth.

Hot, stinky ferret-piss. I drank, greedily and messily, gulping and swallowing awkwardly as the ferret's pungent yellow stream filled my mouth, overflowed my wedged-open jaws, fragrant piss-trickles soaking my neck-fur with his scent.

He pissed. I swallowed, warming my throat and stomach with his stinky liquid waste. I chirred at him as he finished, then whined, my body trembling with excitement as he turned and presented his dirty, smelly anus to my mouth..

(It had been a while since Frezl last fed me, and .. fuck me .. I wanted this. I so wanted this.)

The ferret settled his anus to my muzzle, farted once into my open mouth, and then gave me what I wanted, his pucker bulging and opening as he pushed out his waste, his soft, stinky animal feces, filling my mouth with a full load of his ferret-shit, fresh from his dirty weasel bowels.

Mmmm..

The badger released my jaws, letting me close my mouth and swallow, my furry body shuddering at the foul taste down my throat, delivering a warm meal of stinky ferret-shit to my hungry, greedy stomach.

Chrrr!

The badger laughed.

"Damn, he really likes it," she said

"Told you!", Frezl replied.

The badger smiled, petted my head with a large clawed paw. I looked at her hopefully. She ran a finger round my muzzle, collecting streaks of ferret-shit from my dirty lips.

"Does skunk want more?"

I nodded.

"Yes! Yes .. please .."

She smiled, showing her teeth. Her paw gripped my head again, pulling my nose towards her crotch.

"Put your dirty tongue in me, skunk."

Her cunt touched against my snout, filling my nose with the smell of her, the pheromone-laden aroma of her fertile female sex.

Ugh.

(My nose didn't like it. Too fragrant. Too female. Not dirty enough. Why was I making it smell this instead of her anus?)

The badger's claws squeezed on my head, digging painfully into my scalp.

"Tongue..", she growled.

Sigh.

I opened my jaws and licked, applying my shit-soiled tongue to the hot, moist folds of the badger's pussy.

(My tongue didn't like it either. I reminded the reluctant parts of my body that the badger was bigger and stronger than me. And maybe if I was a good skunk she would let me have her waste.)

I thought about badger-shit, and continued to lick, forcing myself to push my tongue in deeper.

The badger grunted, squeezed her claws tighter on my head. The taste of her pussy changed suddenly as she started to piss, washing my tongue with a hot stream of her stinky female badger-urine, relieving herself through her internal piss-hole, over my tongue and into my mouth.

Mostly into my mouth. Also into my nose and face, wetting my fur again and adding her piss-stink to that left by Frezl.

I snorted to clear my nose, curling my tongue to better guide the badger's bitter, stinky urine into my mouth, gulping and swallowing hot mouthfuls of her potent liquid waste.

Mmmm.

(My nose and tongue were happier now.)

She finished her toilet, and I resumed my licking, working my tongue through her piss-wet folds, searching for the places that made her moan..

Badger-claws dug hard into my scalp. I squealed! .. and the badger climaxed, grinding her wet folds into my face, her cunt pulsing, squeezing on my snout, drenching my filthy fur with her fragrant female juices.

Gah! Her climax was hurting my nose! I tried to pull away, but her strong paws held my head, holding my face in her cunt, her intense female scent assaulting my nose.

She held me there until she was done. As her paws relaxed I was able to pull my head back, snorting to clear my nose. She petted my head again.

"Good skunk," she said.

I whined at her. She had moved over me, and I could smell her anus now, her rank, unwashed shit-hole, pungent with her animal musk and filth.

I sniffed deeply, filling my nose with her anal stink.

I drooled.

Frezl took over holding my head as the big female moved her asshole to my mouth. Not that I needed holding for this. My body was trembling, whimpering with anticipation as she settled her dirty pucker to my open jaws.

Frezl was licking my face where my fur was wet from the badger's orgasm, his tongue slipping occasionally into my mouth.

There was ferret-tongue in my mouth. And then there was badger-shit in my mouth, a fat, soft, foul-tasting turd pushed out of the badger's smelly bottom and deposited onto my tongue.

Chrrrr..

I dug my tongue into the she-badger's feces, exploring the flavor of her toilet. Strongly musky, foul and rank..

..and sweet?

I have eaten badger-shit before (many times). Never before had I noticed any sweetness. It was subtle, but in amongst the familiar dirtiness there was definitely a hint of something sweet.

This is a honey badger, my brain reminded me. Maybe .. honey.

Yeah, that would be it. Good thought, brain.

Above me, the badger was not done with her toilet. I swallowed the filthy mess that was on my mouth as she begin pushing out another fat, stinky turd.

Badger-shit. Honey-badger-shit. In my mouth and in my stomach. Ferret-shit. In my stomach. Musky, foul, dirty, nasty. Tingles of excitement thrilled through my stinky body, my cock throbbing with growing arousal as I swallowed and consumed more of the she-badger's rank animal waste.

Frezl stuck his tongue back in my mouth and grabbed a lump of the badger's feces for the ferret to taste his girlfriend's waste. I growled at him for stealing some of my stinky meal, and swallowed hurriedly the rest of the badger's toilet that remained in my mouth.

I swallowed, my stinky body shuddering at the foul taste going down my throat, and continued to shudder as my throbbing sex jerked into sudden climax, smelly skunk-seed spurting messily, spattering mine and Frezl's fur with my cum.

Chrrr! .. pant ..

The honey badger looked down at us, and snorted derisively.

"Did the skunk just cum?", she asked.

Frezl nodded.

"Yes. He does that sometimes," the ferret grinned.

The badger released me then, leaving me lying on the grass as she and Frezl mated, holding the smaller ferret down and riding his cock to a series of noisy mutual climaxes, while I watched and listened, and enjoyed the foul smell of my dirty furry body, and the lingering taste of her badger-shit .. honey-badger-shit .. in my filthy toilet-skunk mouth.

Mmmmm.....