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(Not to mention that Ax has a real bangin' dick.)\n\nOf course most of my homies would see him as a stereotypical edgy death note guy, but in reality, he's a real softy and doesn't treat me like shit unlike most couples of the modern world.\n\nI can't even tell you how many wet dreams I had of him and I as a bunch of future rednecks in a trailer with a shitload of bastardized kids in the hood, probably working at a city wok or something.\n\nBut it's still in the early roost and I feel like I'm in a fucking hangover so I hope I didn't attract any wild grammar Nazi's. \n\nAnyways, I'm off to take a shit and I'll update this crapfest when something not-boring happens. Peace!\n\n\nJuly 69th - 56:87 Mtn Dew\n\nWhat's up, cunts?\n\nJust finished my day of working in the brothel and decided to unwind in a low budget Starbucks where I got me a sweet-ass Kool Aid cappuccino. (Okay, they actually taste like shit.) But anyway, I just found one of the most dankest bitches of the street who looked like she was rich as fuck with all that crackin' bling on her.\n\nAs you would've expected she sat opposite of me and introduced herself as Alice, or Queen Alicia as her man-bitch was commended to call her. Something was off about her though, because I swear to Donald Pleasance, she was smiling so hard she must've hit the sugar pretty hard earlier that day. Either way, when we were done, I was gonna pay the abused barista until Alice walked up to him and kicked him right in the testicles.\n\nAt this point, I was shocked yet a little aroused at the same time as I said to her, \"What the hell are you doing, you daft cunt?!\" And she only brushed it off and said that the barista should've stayed in Mexico. Note to self: be wary of Alice's racism.\n\nI found out that she was also a stalker that day, as she brought out her iPhone 12 with a pic of my hubby, Ax. She told me that if he was still single, she would rail the shit out of him. I was too drunk off the cappuccino to ask her how she knew that Ax was fucking me every night.\n\nSo I went home and figured that my future husband was still outside hitting the bottle and the cigs so I'm gonna go now. I think my period has started again.\n\nLater, crackheads.\n\n\nJuly 70th - 374:98 Slam Dunk\n\nI felt like I was being hit with a nasty case of insomnia as I couldn't get any goddamn Z's last night because I kept having Vietnamese flashbacks of Alice and I couldn't help but in the end decide she was actually a new whore on the street, which means fresh meat for the sausage welders, I guess.\n\nAnyway, Ax came home eventually. As expected, he was high as shit because much to my humour, he thought there was a Mongolian psycho banana trying to skullfuck me with a boomstick, and then he collapsed just after before he could even attack his hallucinated enemy.\n\nMuch later like in the breaking dawn, the bling-bitch Alice kept kicking my door like a mental patient while I was fingering myself to a hot-as-fuck pic of Ax wearing a Tommy Wiseau mask. You'd be damn right, if I was pissed but I answered the door anyway because why not? Alice walked in with very slutty grace as she gave me her greetings to which I finally decided to ask her how she knew where our crib was and she said that she had been stalking me countless times.\n\nBut that's when shit got really crazy, yo. Ax as expected came into the room holding a dragon dildo that he was of course going to use on me tonight as I asked how she knew this crazy bitch. Except all my pimp did was look at Alice as if he was looking at thin air and then he said to me that I needed to lay off the acid. Once he was out of earshot, Alice told me that Ax had a really nice ass before she pulled out a bag of weed and offered me to make some smoke with her.\n\nFuck me straight if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty jealous of Alice because she has way more swag than I do.\n\nWhatever, I'm gonna go now. Ax has promised to take me to a crack house so we can get Walter White's signature.\n\nArriva dechi, faggots.\n\n\nAugust 654th - 4:20\n\nPretty boring ass day so far, but at least me and Ax got to do some butt-stuff in the morn'. I didn't feel like working in the Methane factory today and Ax need to find more bitches for our upcoming parade to stop Trump from grabbing all the pussy, so I decided to turn on the widescreen and play on the PlayStation 5. I had just gotten a 876 kill-streak on Call of Doot: Stalin's Revenge when Ax burst through the door drunk as balls as he blurted out:\n\n\"Those Narnia guys are dicks! I'm outta here!!\"\n\nAnd of course, he was about to collapse until I stopped him from falling and I found a hickey on his neck. If it weren't for the question, \"How the fuck is that possible when his skin is made of titanium that's so swole it would put Popeye to shame\", I'd be busting some veins because some white trash bitch had tried to get with my man. But just as I was about to get my trusty rocket launcher, Ax told me that he never saw who got a taste of his blood much to my annoyance with how I wasn't going to be able to kick anyone's ass today. Oh well, I hope Alice doesn't run into the crazy motherfucker or she'll probably end up giving birth to an anti-Christ or some scary shit like that.\n\n\n\nAugust 1337th - 65:98\n\nThe po-po called and said that they hadn't found the insane meth-head who gave Ax a hicky but they were still looking for him non-stop (Though, I could tell they were lying because I heard one of them in the background talking to Michael Moore who said that he enjoyed coming to Dunkin' Donuts as much as they did).\n\nWhat's worse is, my poor man, Ax is completely paranoid from the whole situation and won't go outside, meaning I'll have to miss out on the weekly shopping trip for more anal lube. That was when Alice kicked the door down for her daily talk with me. I told her about the hickey incident yesterday and Ax's current status. She scoffed and said that Ax was a dick-juggling pussy which made me want to break both her goddamned legs and give her a hernia, but I kept it cool and she gave me a piece of paper from her panties which was her phone number and an expired Wendy's coupon and then she was gone.\n\nWell, after everything that has transpired I think I'll let Ax do it in my ear this time.\n\nLater, Virgins.\n\n\nAugust 7 Grand Dadth - 8:40\n\nCalled the po-po again and of course, the fucking useless pigs were morbidly obese from KFC and Dunkin' Donuts to even say anything. Why the fuck do I even bother with the authorities if the economy is already this shitty?\n\nWhatever, I'm out.\n\n\n\nAugust 0284508 - LK:KW\n\nHoly Scheisse! HOLY SCHEISSE! [b]HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A BREADSTICK!![/b] I have no idea what the bloody shit just went down, but I'm gonna say it anyway because I don't give a fuck!\n\nAt first, I was woken up by broken glass and then highly masculine screams. I ran down like Sonic the motherfucking Hedgehog, hoping that someone hadn't snuck in and destroyed the collection of glass anal beads. Luckily, that wasn't the case but it was something worse than that! I went to the bathroom to find Ax on the floor surrounded by glass pieces and then I saw the most horrific thing ever!\n\n\nThe cocaine was on the WRONG GOD DAMNED SHELF!! I swear to god, I am going to kick that immigrant cleaning lady's ass to the next presidential election if she ever does that shit again. That was when I remember that my future husband was still scare like the time when the whole world found out that it was actually O.J Simpson that killed his own family! Either way, I called the nearest hospital and they came in and took Ax straight there while I stayed with him and binged on the anaesthetic to calm down.\n\nSeveral hours later, Ax is still spooked from the whole situation and I sure as hell am! So fuck this shit, I'm out!\n\n\nAugust 3.14159265359 - What is with these fucking random dates?\n\nDon't worry, yanks! Ax is still with us, and he's cool again! But he didn't want to talk about it so I let it slide. Honestly, I haven't been this scared since that one time where I had a bad dream where Ronald McDonald molested me in a Burger King while Nine Inch Nails was having a tea party with Bin Laden's corpse.\n\nAnd good news, everyone! The only member of the shitty police with any common sense offered to be a house guard. There is a god!\n\nBut anyway, I must go now and sell Steve Urkel's pancreas on craig's list.\n\n\nAugust You know what, fuck It. I'm done\n\nI was given another rude awakening again and this time, the noises were coming from downstairs. If it's Alice, then I really hope she hasn't found our meth lab. As soon as I went in, it was dark as fuck and the noises were indescribable so I turned the light on and boy I tell you, I was FUCKING PISSED to see that stupid bitch, Alice fucking Ax in plain sight!\n\nAnd judging, from the chains he had on his wrists and the handkerchief tied around his pussy eating area that it was clearly rape! So I stormed over to the two-faced bitch and yelled at her to get the fuck out of my house when all of a sudden, Chuck Norris, Gordon Ramsay and Hulk Hogan came out from fucking nowhere and proceeded to lay out a major Undertaker styled beat-down on Alice with Ramsay calling her out on her bitchiness with lines like \"The fuck are doing to this wolf and her boyfriend, you fucking donkey!!\". 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What's crack-a-lacking motherfuckers? It's your night-wulf goyl, Lunar here and today I thought it would be a dank idea to record me and my Beldum pimp's sex life so that we could look back onto it and get high on some good nostalgia.

Oh shit, my manners are fucked up today, yo. My pimp's name is Ax and let's just say we match better than Al Gore and Trump in a shitty politic fanfiction. (Not to mention that Ax has a real bangin' dick.)

Of course most of my homies would see him as a stereotypical edgy death note guy, but in reality, he's a real softy and doesn't treat me like shit unlike most couples of the modern world.

I can't even tell you how many wet dreams I had of him and I as a bunch of future rednecks in a trailer with a shitload of bastardized kids in the hood, probably working at a city wok or something.

But it's still in the early roost and I feel like I'm in a fucking hangover so I hope I didn't attract any wild grammar Nazi's.

Anyways, I'm off to take a shit and I'll update this crapfest when something not-boring happens. Peace!


July 69th - 56:87 Mtn Dew

What's up, cunts?

Just finished my day of working in the brothel and decided to unwind in a low budget Starbucks where I got me a sweet-ass Kool Aid cappuccino. (Okay, they actually taste like shit.) But anyway, I just found one of the most dankest bitches of the street who looked like she was rich as fuck with all that crackin' bling on her.

As you would've expected she sat opposite of me and introduced herself as Alice, or Queen Alicia as her man-bitch was commended to call her. Something was off about her though, because I swear to Donald Pleasance, she was smiling so hard she must've hit the sugar pretty hard earlier that day. Either way, when we were done, I was gonna pay the abused barista until Alice walked up to him and kicked him right in the testicles.

At this point, I was shocked yet a little aroused at the same time as I said to her, "What the hell are you doing, you daft cunt?!" And she only brushed it off and said that the barista should've stayed in Mexico. Note to self: be wary of Alice's racism.

I found out that she was also a stalker that day, as she brought out her iPhone 12 with a pic of my hubby, Ax. She told me that if he was still single, she would rail the shit out of him. I was too drunk off the cappuccino to ask her how she knew that Ax was fucking me every night.

So I went home and figured that my future husband was still outside hitting the bottle and the cigs so I'm gonna go now. I think my period has started again.

Later, crackheads.


July 70th - 374:98 Slam Dunk

I felt like I was being hit with a nasty case of insomnia as I couldn't get any goddamn Z's last night because I kept having Vietnamese flashbacks of Alice and I couldn't help but in the end decide she was actually a new whore on the street, which means fresh meat for the sausage welders, I guess.

Anyway, Ax came home eventually. As expected, he was high as shit because much to my humour, he thought there was a Mongolian psycho banana trying to skullfuck me with a boomstick, and then he collapsed just after before he could even attack his hallucinated enemy.

Much later like in the breaking dawn, the bling-bitch Alice kept kicking my door like a mental patient while I was fingering myself to a hot-as-fuck pic of Ax wearing a Tommy Wiseau mask. You'd be damn right, if I was pissed but I answered the door anyway because why not? Alice walked in with very slutty grace as she gave me her greetings to which I finally decided to ask her how she knew where our crib was and she said that she had been stalking me countless times.

But that's when shit got really crazy, yo. Ax as expected came into the room holding a dragon dildo that he was of course going to use on me tonight as I asked how she knew this crazy bitch. Except all my pimp did was look at Alice as if he was looking at thin air and then he said to me that I needed to lay off the acid. Once he was out of earshot, Alice told me that Ax had a really nice ass before she pulled out a bag of weed and offered me to make some smoke with her.

Fuck me straight if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty jealous of Alice because she has way more swag than I do.

Whatever, I'm gonna go now. Ax has promised to take me to a crack house so we can get Walter White's signature.

Arriva dechi, faggots.


August 654th - 4:20

Pretty boring ass day so far, but at least me and Ax got to do some butt-stuff in the morn'. I didn't feel like working in the Methane factory today and Ax need to find more bitches for our upcoming parade to stop Trump from grabbing all the pussy, so I decided to turn on the widescreen and play on the PlayStation 5. I had just gotten a 876 kill-streak on Call of Doot: Stalin's Revenge when Ax burst through the door drunk as balls as he blurted out:

"Those Narnia guys are dicks! I'm outta here!!"

And of course, he was about to collapse until I stopped him from falling and I found a hickey on his neck. If it weren't for the question, "How the fuck is that possible when his skin is made of titanium that's so swole it would put Popeye to shame", I'd be busting some veins because some white trash bitch had tried to get with my man. But just as I was about to get my trusty rocket launcher, Ax told me that he never saw who got a taste of his blood much to my annoyance with how I wasn't going to be able to kick anyone's ass today. Oh well, I hope Alice doesn't run into the crazy motherfucker or she'll probably end up giving birth to an anti-Christ or some scary shit like that.



August 1337th - 65:98

The po-po called and said that they hadn't found the insane meth-head who gave Ax a hicky but they were still looking for him non-stop (Though, I could tell they were lying because I heard one of them in the background talking to Michael Moore who said that he enjoyed coming to Dunkin' Donuts as much as they did).

What's worse is, my poor man, Ax is completely paranoid from the whole situation and won't go outside, meaning I'll have to miss out on the weekly shopping trip for more anal lube. That was when Alice kicked the door down for her daily talk with me. I told her about the hickey incident yesterday and Ax's current status. She scoffed and said that Ax was a dick-juggling pussy which made me want to break both her goddamned legs and give her a hernia, but I kept it cool and she gave me a piece of paper from her panties which was her phone number and an expired Wendy's coupon and then she was gone.

Well, after everything that has transpired I think I'll let Ax do it in my ear this time.

Later, Virgins.


August 7 Grand Dadth - 8:40

Called the po-po again and of course, the fucking useless pigs were morbidly obese from KFC and Dunkin' Donuts to even say anything. Why the fuck do I even bother with the authorities if the economy is already this shitty?

Whatever, I'm out.



August 0284508 - LK:KW

Holy Scheisse! HOLY SCHEISSE! HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A BREADSTICK!! I have no idea what the bloody shit just went down, but I'm gonna say it anyway because I don't give a fuck!

At first, I was woken up by broken glass and then highly masculine screams. I ran down like Sonic the motherfucking Hedgehog, hoping that someone hadn't snuck in and destroyed the collection of glass anal beads. Luckily, that wasn't the case but it was something worse than that! I went to the bathroom to find Ax on the floor surrounded by glass pieces and then I saw the most horrific thing ever!


The cocaine was on the WRONG GOD DAMNED SHELF!! I swear to god, I am going to kick that immigrant cleaning lady's ass to the next presidential election if she ever does that shit again. That was when I remember that my future husband was still scare like the time when the whole world found out that it was actually O.J Simpson that killed his own family! Either way, I called the nearest hospital and they came in and took Ax straight there while I stayed with him and binged on the anaesthetic to calm down.

Several hours later, Ax is still spooked from the whole situation and I sure as hell am! So fuck this shit, I'm out!


August 3.14159265359 - What is with these fucking random dates?

Don't worry, yanks! Ax is still with us, and he's cool again! But he didn't want to talk about it so I let it slide. Honestly, I haven't been this scared since that one time where I had a bad dream where Ronald McDonald molested me in a Burger King while Nine Inch Nails was having a tea party with Bin Laden's corpse.

And good news, everyone! The only member of the shitty police with any common sense offered to be a house guard. There is a god!

But anyway, I must go now and sell Steve Urkel's pancreas on craig's list.


August You know what, fuck It. I'm done

I was given another rude awakening again and this time, the noises were coming from downstairs. If it's Alice, then I really hope she hasn't found our meth lab. As soon as I went in, it was dark as fuck and the noises were indescribable so I turned the light on and boy I tell you, I was FUCKING PISSED to see that stupid bitch, Alice fucking Ax in plain sight!

And judging, from the chains he had on his wrists and the handkerchief tied around his pussy eating area that it was clearly rape! So I stormed over to the two-faced bitch and yelled at her to get the fuck out of my house when all of a sudden, Chuck Norris, Gordon Ramsay and Hulk Hogan came out from fucking nowhere and proceeded to lay out a major Undertaker styled beat-down on Alice with Ramsay calling her out on her bitchiness with lines like "The fuck are doing to this wolf and her boyfriend, you fucking donkey!!". The violent act was strangely arousing so while Ax was still blindfolded, I fingered myself at the sight of Alice getting her face turned into a bloody pretzel until finally, Hogan grabbed her by the neck and performed an epic slam dunk on the coffee table and Chuck falcon kicked her into space and straight into your anus!

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