“Why should I believe you?”
“Because it’s true.”
“Like your investment last month or your sick friend the month before that?”
“It’s not like that. This time, it’s real; the truth.”
“When I first met you, you told me you were a tiger; and a fitness trainer.  Everything about you is lies.”
“You know that was half true. You didn’t want to give me a chance to prove the other half.”
“You knew I wasn’t thinking ‘virtual fitness’ when you told me. You’re a fat, lying, video game junkie rabbit and there is no way I’m going to sleep with you.”
“Folks pay good money for me to level their accounts; I am a god online. And I’m a hare, not a lying rabbit.”
“So where’s all that good money when it’s time to pay your share of the rent?”
“Like I told you, it’s tied up in the accounts; I can’t just pull money out of the computer.”
“You sure put money into it; you get parts for it all the time.”
“Not all the time; just when I need them.”
“Right. I’m going spend the night with Drake, the actual tiger, and when I get back, you’re going to have the rent or he’s going to help me remove you. Got it?”
“I can’t just…“
“Got it?”
“Yeah. Got it.”
The angry tiger grabbed her things and left; resisting the urge to slam the door behind her.
The hare smirked and opened the side of his computer to pull a roll of cash from its hiding place and started counting it. “Can’t give this up yet; I’ve got a date tonight.” He pulled a few bills to stuff in his pocket, then returned the roll and closed the side of his computer.
Time to get back to work. He started up the game and logged into the account he was working on. He really wanted to set this one up nice, because it belonged to a rabbit girl. She was actually coming over and he was hoping to impress her so much that they’d play until she was too tired to leave. She already said she liked him, though he may have stretched the truth a bit. He knew she probably wouldn’t have anything to do with him if she knew he was a hare instead of a rabbit, but he figured he could pull that off long enough to get her hooked. With the cat out for the night, it was even better than he had planned.
There was a knock at the door, but he was busy, so he ignored it. They knocked again, but he didn’t have time to deal with his roommate’s friends. A message chimed on his phone and he gave in to the deluge of distractions to check it.
GameBunn13[Can I come in?]
He was confused until the knocking returned and he jumped out of his seat to answer it. On the other side of the door he found a voluptuous white rabbit wearing a tight game t-shirt smiling back at him. He wasn’t ready. He especially wasn’t ready for her to be so beautiful.
“Are you PlanetEater28?”
The words slowly soaked into his overwhelmed brain. “Uh, um, yeah.”
She smiled again and seemed to get even more beautiful. “I’m Lacie, GameBunn13.”
“Really?” The dislodged gears in his brain were trying desperately to realign.
“I’m sorry I’m early, but I was hoping I could watch you level Big Gromper.”
Things finally slid into place in his brain and he looked down at his dirty shirt stretched over his fat belly, “Um, I was going to get cleaned up before you got here.”
“Don’t worry about it; casual is fine with me. See?” She pulled her t-shirt out to show the logo, then let it snap back and smoothed it around her breasts and body. His stunned silence left them standing awkwardly in the doorway. “I, uh, thought you said you were a rabbit. You’ve got some features that make you look more like a hare.”
Uh oh, there it was. “I, uh, get that a lot,” here goes nothing, “but I can trace my lineage back six generations.” They’re all hares. “I just have some unique features.” Did she buy it?
She reached up and gently stroked his whiskers across his cheek and up to the back of his ear, making his nose twitch. “I think they’re nice features. Can I come in?”
He swallowed hard, then shook off her hand as he stepped back, trying to get control of his thoughts. “Yeah, yes, come in, of course. My room is back here.” He led her to the door and smiled invitingly.
“Your bedroom?” She smirked at the disheveled bed.
“Well, yeah, I, uh, don’t want to bother my roommate, because I work late a lot.”
“Oh, I know. I’ve been up late nights just trying to keep up with you.”
“Eh, well … Well, that won’t be a problem once Big Gromper is ready.” He hurried to his chair and brought the game back up. “I was just getting through the intro.”
“You don’t skip the intro?”
“No, no. If you do it right, you can come out of it better off than the default if you skip. Take a look.” He focused on the game, getting every extra bit he could.
“Wow, you’re already level four?”
“Yeah, and I should have five before I get to the open world.” He slowly realized that he could feel her breasts against his back and her cheek touching his ear. “Crap.”
“What happened?”
“Oh, nothing. I just missed some money, but I’ll get you lots more once I’m out of here.”
“I’m not worried. I know you’ll take good care of me.” She rubbed his arm and rested her breasts on his shoulders.
He finished the intro section just as he reached level five and pretended to stretch his fingers while the open world loaded, but he was thinking about how close she was already and wondering if he could still play his best and not make stupid mistakes like he just did. The game was ready, so he had to be too. He charged forward, more aggressively than he usually did, but it was working. It was making good motivation and he was clearing missions faster than normal, until she started toying with his ears. It was small, at first and he tried to ignore it, but soon she was stroking and fondling them outright and his nose was twitching uncontrollably. He took a hit he should have blocked and grunted from the frustration and the combination of the sensations. It was too much; he slaughtered that group and hurried to a safe alcove, then reached up to grab her hands around his ears, waiting a moment before he looked up at her and let go. “Sorry. It’s just a little distracting.
She pulled her hands to her chest. “I’m so sorry. I was just enjoying watching you play; It’s so exciting.” She tugged at her shirt, drawing attention to her breasts so close to his face.
He swallowed hard and turned away, trying to focus on the game and not how he wanted to bury his face between those soft, furry mounds. He needed to impress her and the game was his best chance. He charged out and continued as she moved beside him to kneel on the floor. It seemed like a good situation, but as he succeeded, she moved closer. She put her hand on his knee and slowly moved it up his thigh until she reached his belly. He quietly half wished he was thinner, so her hand would go higher, but pushed away the thought to focus on the game. 
When he finally defeated a difficult boss, she pressed her breasts against his arm and put her hand on his belly. “That was a tough one. You’re amazing.” 
She nuzzled behind his whiskers and suddenly his confidence jumped. He realized that the more he won, the more she touched him. No more distractions, it was time to be god. He focused hard, eagerly diving into the game. 
When he defeated another big one, she grabbed his tail, making him jump in surprise, then quickly pulled her hands away. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to distract you.”
He looked at her and smiled, then pulled her hand back to his belly. “The only distraction was when you stopped.”
She smiled and he turned back to the game as she reached up to stroke his tail again.
It was working. She seemed to take it as a challenge, rubbing his belly and pressing her breasts against his arm as he charged through missions; collecting gear and raising levels. She slipped her thumb into his bellybutton and wrapped her hand around the bottom of his belly, then moved her other up to his neck. He was feeling such a rush as she stroked his neck and slowly up to his ears, he started to wonder if the game would ever be as exciting without her. She stood up and moved behind him again, stroking his shoulders and arms, then slid her hands down his chest with her breasts straddling the back of his neck as the rubbed her cheeks on his ears. He was in heaven; right where a god belonged. Nothing could be better than this moment; and then he beat another big boss: “50!”
“Yes!” She hugged his neck, then stood up.
“I think that might be a record: Fastest run to 50.”
“It’s been hours. It’s already dark.”
“That’s what it takes; and if you don’t know which missions to do first, it can take a lot longer.”
“So,” she slid her hand across his shoulder and up his neck to his ears, “Can I play with Big Gromper now?”
He was frozen for a moment as his mind interpreted what she said, until his nose started twitching and he pulled himself together, “Yeah, of course. I’ll get you a seat.” He got up and hurried to the kitchen to grab a chair. When he got back, she was sitting in his seat, already on a mission. He put the chair beside her, in front of another screen. “Um, this is my old system, but it can still run the game.”
“This is a pretty sweet setup here. Do you have the video memory maxed out?”
“Uh, not yet. It’s my next upgrade.” He sat down and turned on his old computer, while watching her play.
“You did a great job leveling Gromper. I wasn’t expecting you to get me any legendary gear.”
“Yeah, well, it came up. Um, do you want to switch…”
“Hey, what do you say to some PvP? It would give me a chance to try out some of these skills.”
“Well, this computer is slower.”
“Come on; are you going to blame the machine? Show me what you’ve got.”
He started the game and watched it load. “Okay, but I won’t go easy on you.”
“I hope not. Gromper is ready. In fact, why don’t we put a little money on it?”
“I’m not into gambling.”
“Don’t think you can win? If you do, you get double your pay.” She put her hand on his knee and leaned close. “If I beat the master, I get Gromper for free.”
He smiled, thinking he couldn’t really lose. Money or not, they way she had been touching him; he figured he’d get a reward in the end, anyway. “Alright, let’s do this.” He logged in and picked out his best fighter. They met for battle and it was fierce. She was picking up on Gromper’s high level skills very quickly, but he still had some tricks to play. He took her down and came in for the kill, but then she moaned and spread her legs. He wondered if his winning was turning her on again, but that moment of hesitation was enough for her to turn the tables and finish him off.
“There! Gromper is mine.” She grabbed his face and kissed his cheek hard, then sat back and adjusted her bra.
“You’re pretty good.”
“Better than the master?”
“That was just one battle.”
“You want to go again? Double or nothing.”
He thought about how he let himself get distracted and told himself it wouldn’t happen again. “Alright, give me a sec.” He lowered the graphics settings to give himself as much of a speed boost as he could, then smirked at the rabbit beside him. “Let’s go.” 
This battle was just as fierce, nothing held back. Her energy got low and she started to run. He had her now and wasn’t going to give her a chance to recover, so he charged, completely forgetting Gromper’s level fifty sacrifice skill. One hit and the reflexive blast sent him flying across the arena and finished him off, leaving Gromper the winner with one point left.
“Seriously?!”
“That was amazing, wasn’t it? I got lucky that was enough to take you out. This is fun. Want to go again?”
“I think you’ve got those skills down.”
“So, are you ready to show me your skills?” She put her hand on his belly and rubbed slowly. “I really think I’m learning a lot from you.”
“Uh, yeah.”
“Great.” She started the battle and made the first hit before he got his hands on the controls. It was another close battle, but she got the final blow. Without a word, she pulled her shirt up and over her head, then stretched and dragged her fingers up the fur of her belly. “Whew. You really make it hard for me, but I like it. Let’s go again.”
“Again?”
“Yeah. Let’s heat things up.” She rubbed under her breast as she smiled at him.
“Heat it up.” He wondered if this had become like reverse strip poker and she’d take more off if she won. Defeat.
“Come on, you weren’t really trying that time.”
Okay, he had to make it look like he could win. Defeat.
“Better, but you forgot about your sacrifice skill.”
Maybe if he won, it would turn her on. Defeat.
“Don’t go easy on me now.”
He needed to win. Defeat. How could he be losing? Defeat. God mode now. Defeat.
“Wow. Is it that late?” She stretched and yawned, running her hands over her body.
He watched intently. This was his chance, “You could stay here.”
“No. I’ve got things to do. I guess we should settle up.” She stood up and looked for her shirt.
“What?”
“Double or nothing and how many times did I win in a row?” She picked up her shirt from under the chair.
“What? I didn’t know we were still doing that.”
“You’re not going to balk on me now, are you?”
“I don’t have that kind of money.”
“Then I guess I should just go.” She pulled her shirt over her head with a scowl.
He was so close and now he was going to lose her because of money? “Wait, I can give you what I have.” He got up and opened the side of his computer case to get his stash. 
“That’s about half.”
“It’s more than half.”
“How about I take your setup for the rest?”
“It’s worth twice that.”
“Only worth half to sell.”
“But it would cost more to replace it.”
“How about we play one more round for it? I win, I get the machine. You win, I forget about the rest.”
“You’ve been winning all night.”
“I’ll even let you use it one last time.”
How could he lose if he finally had the better machine? “Fine, but I’m not going to lose.”
The battle was going well, she was getting little hits and running away while he hit her with everything he had. It was almost over and she came in with a big hit, but he hit her back harder. Unfortunately, it triggered Gromper’s sacrifice skill and it was suddenly over.
“No! I had you!”
“Now I have your machine.”
“Two out of three?”
She smiled as she considered, then reached up to stroke his cheek. “Okay. You’re at least fun to play with.”
This time he used her strategy against her, letting her get hits in as he worked down her energy enough. Finally, he was going to get the last blast, but just before hitting him, she healed. His sacrifice skill triggered, but it wasn’t enough. He could only watch as Gromper charged back to finish off his last point.
“That was a good battle; we should play again sometime.” She stood up and leaned over his shoulder to close the game, then shut down the computer. She disconnected it while he sat in shock, then turned and put a hand on his belly. “Call me when you’re ready for a rematch.” She kissed his cheek as she slid her hand under his shirt, then stood up, collected the computer, and left.
The hare stood up, too late to stop her, but not really wanting to. “Nobody is going to believe this!” Then the weight of his situation sank in. Nobody is going to believe this. “FUCK!”
-
“How’d it go?”
“Better than planned.” The rabbit handed the roll of cash to the tiger.
“You didn’t have to sleep with him…”
“Ew. No, I didn’t. Have you smelled him?”
“Too often. Did you take any for yourself?” The tiger pulled a few bills out and offered them.
“No thanks. I got my reward.”
“Helping a friend?”
“That and his rig.”
“His what?”
“His computer.”
“But that’s his baby; how did you?”
“I’m just that good.” The rabbit smirked. “The character he leveled for me is pretty sweet, too.”
“Well, at least it wasn’t too much trouble for you.”
“The hardest part was pretending to suck for a month.”
“At least you won’t have to deal with him anymore.”
“I don’t know. He’s not so bad in the game.”
“Just remember not to trust a thing he says.”
“Yeah, he’s no rabbit.”