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Adolf really loves his dog\n\n\n\n\nAdolf And Blondi go to the playground that morning to meet his friends Dexter to play. After meeting his friends Adolf stands by the jungle gym talking to his friends.\nBlondi sniffs a stinky scent in the air.\n\nBLONDI: Mmmmm, Something smells tasty.\n\nBlondi quietly sneaks over to the garbage can next to the bench near there friends.\nchecking if Adolf was watching knowing for sure that he would not let her & told her time\n& time again not to eat from the garbage.\n\nADOLF: Hey, Wheres Blondi.?\n\nDEXTER: Isn't that her over there by the garbage.?\n\nADOLF: O.O BLONDI NO!\n\nAdolf catches up with Blondi pulling her out of the garbage by her collar.\n\nADOLF: Blondi what are you doing.? i told you a thousand times no more garbage eating. your a laboratory assistant to a child genius not a tramp.\n\nBLONDI: Hey what gibs there was a cheese burger in there.\n\nADOLF: You promised me you wouldn't eat anymore garbage.\n\nBLONDI: I did.? uh..., I don't remember.\n\nADOLF: Last night as a matter a fact when I pulled you out of our neighbors garbage.\n\nBLONDI: Oh Yeah must of foregot.\n\nADOLF: I mean it girl you better kick this garbage eating habbit or something bad will happen.\n\nBLONDI: What could happen.? its just food.\n\nADOLF: people throw all kinds of things away you can never know for sure whats in the garbage. alot of things in the trash are not good for doggies.\n\nBLONDI: OK Adolf I'll try to stay away from the garbage. Blondi lied crossing her fingers behind her back\n\nADOLF: Good, I don't want my sweet little darling to get sick. Now lets go play you can push me on the swings.\n\nBLONDI: Hooray............! Lets go.\n\nBlondi accompanied Adolf on the swing set pushing him as high as she could. but suddenly stopped.\n\nADOLF: Why did you stop i was going for the record.\n\nBLONDI: I have to go to the bathroom. ( Blondi lied sneaking off away from the swing set.)\n\nADOLF: OK Blondi make it quick we gotta go soon.\n\nBlondi ran checking if Adolf was watching her. the Shepard ran for the nearest trash can. Blondi peered into the garbage can standing on her hind legs as she licked her lips satisfactorily.\n\nBLONDI: Let the Banquet of Blondi begin.\n\nBlondi dove her face in to the trash. small pieces of food & garbage fell from the sides of the trash can onto the ground below. a small sharp shiny object fell on the ground along with some left over food Blondi was eating. Blondi sniffed the ground around the garbage can eating the bits of food that had dropped onto the ground. Blondi licked up a piece of leftover meat along with a rusty sharp razor blade that had dropped on the ground with the meat. Blondi chewed the meat swallowing the razor blade along with it.Blondi's ears perked up after eating to Adolf's yelling voice.\n\nADOLF: BLONDI, YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THAT GARBAGE AGAIN?\n\nBLONDI: * Runs to Adolf on Swift paws*\n\nADOLF: There you are girl you weren't eating out of that garbage can again?\n\nBLONDI: Absolutely not\n\nADOLF: Good lets go home\n\nLater that afternoon as Adolf was playing his Nintendo DS light. Blondi weakly stumbles into Adolf's bedroom whimpering all the while finally collapsing on Adolf's bedroom floor letting out a painful howl. Adolf put down his game & stared at Blondi in worry.\n\nADOLF: Hey Blondi, are you OK.?\n\nBlondi gagged puking out blood as she stared in Adolf with painful eyes. Adolf jumped from his bed going over to Blondi Adolf examined his dog putting Blondi's head in his lap stroking it gently Blondi whimpered & whined.\n\nADOLF: BLONDI * Adolf sobbed embracing his dogs neck* Oh Blondi.\n\nBLONDI: My stomach really hurts * Blondi told Adolf with tears in her eyes from the pain.\n\nADOLF: You know what this means don't you.?\n\nBLONDI: What!?\n\nADOLF: Adolf Adi Boy Genius to the rescue\n\nADOLF: To The Laboratory & beyond. * Adolf pointed to the bookshelf on the wall on hs right*\n\nBLONDI: OH........why the lab?\n\nADOLF: Because that's where my medical equipment & clinic is. it wll be easier for me to examin you there\n\nBLONDI: Oh alright then.\n\nAdolf pushed in a number code on a calculator looking device on the side of the wall.\n\nCOMPUTER : Access granted welcome to the lab.\n\nA large metal door opened behind the book shelf revealing a large laboratory.\nAdolf & Blondie navigated into the laboratory as the bookshelf door closed behind them.\n\nBLONDI: My Stomach still hurts Adolf\n\nADOLF: I know girl I'm gonna fix it.\n\nBLONDI: I hope so\n\nAdolf lead Blondi into the clinic on the right sector of the lab. & coached her up on the metal table with a patting sound. Blondi jumped up on the table & layed down Adolf turned his dog on her side & with gentle paws pressed her stomach navigating his hands around Blondi's stomach.\n\nBLONDI: OW..... Oh.!\n\nADOLF: Sorry little darling!\n\nBLONDI: that Hurt\n\nADOLF: Your stomach is hard & I feel something there that's not suppose to be there. I will have to execute an X-ray to see if we can locate the problem.if not an ultra sound will be best bet.\n\nBLONDI: Whats an X-Ray Adolf\n\nADOLF: It's a specials kind of light that can see inside your body . It's not gonna hurt Blondi I promise.\n\nAs Adolf prepared Blondi for her X-ray A gray & white Lynx Cat came into the laboratory clinic greeting Adolf.\n\nADOLF: Dexter what are you doing here\n\nDEXTER: Marina your master computer told me where you were.\n\nADOLF: Well I don't have time to play right now Dex somethings wrong with Blondi's stomach. But maybe you can help me with Blondi's X-Ray\n\nDEXTER: Sure I'll Help you Adolf.\n\nDexter followed Adolf around the clinic as Adolf walked back over to Blondi Positioning her on her back & pulled down the camera lowering down toward Blondi's stomach .\n\nBLONDI: Whats that thing?\n\nADOLF: This is my X-Ray camera it's gonna take a picture of the inside of your stomach\n\nBLONDI: The Inside. won't that hurt.?\n\nADOLF: No Blondi it's not gonna hurt it's just a picture.\n\nAdolf positioned Blondi perfectly aiming the camera to her stomach\n\nADOLF: Stay perfectly still Blondi I'll be right back.\n\nBLONDI: OK Adolf I will.\n\nADOLF: I'll be right back my little darling\n\nAdolf & Dexter stood in a separate room out of sight. It only took a couple of seconds before Adolf was done. Adolf took the X-ray & placed it onto a square X-ray Viewer mounted on the wall And began to examine the picture.\n\nADOLF: Hem..., I see the problem\n\n\nDEXTER: What Is it Adolf.?\n\nADOLF: She has injested a razor blade & it's slicing her stomach wall.\nI have to extract it immediately before its too late.\n\nDEXTER: How she get that in her stomach!?\n\nADOLF: possibly from eating out of the garbage at the park this morning\n\nDEXTER: Are you mad at her.?\n\nADOLF: Theres no time to be mad I'm more worried then mad. everybody makes mistakes.\n\nAdolf walked back to Blondi whom was now laying on her chest & stomach on the bed.\nAdolf hugged his dogs neck & started sobbing.\n\nADOLF: Don't worry Blondi * Sniffles *I'll save you\n\nBLONDI: Whats wrong with my stomach.?\n\nADOLF: Oh My beautiful darling you need my help. *\nAdolf Gripped his hug tighter around Blondi's neck. I need to operate right away.\n\nBLONDI: But I don't want too.\n\nADOLF: I have too darling. It's the only way You can get well.\n\nBLONDI: I'm afraid, Adolf. * Blondi began to cry*\n\nADOLF: Don't cry Blondi your gonna make me cry. * Adolf embraced Blondi in a hug*\n\nBLONDI: I'm scared what if it hurts.?\n\nADOLF: Nonsense you'll be fast asleep you won't feel a thing I promise.\n\nBLONDI: OK Adolf.\n\nADOLF: Now lets go get that operation.\n\nDEXTER: Do you need my help.?\n\nADOLF: Yes you can make sure noone bothers me.\n\nDEXTER: Oh.!.. How long is it gonna take\n\nADOLF: A couple of hours. But it will go by fast.\n\nDEXTER: OK I'll wait out here.\n\nADOLF: You can play my DS while you wait. *Adolf throws the DS to Dexter*\n\nDEXTER: Oh wow thanks Adolf\n\nADOLF: Now I must go & make sure no one bothers me.\n\nDEXTER: You got it\n\nAdolf takes Blondi into the Operating room on the right side of the clinic a door separated the two rooms that led back & fourth . Adolf closes the door behind him locking the door in addition. Adolf assists Blondi up on a metal table & lays her down covering her with a comfortable blanket.\n\nADOLF: You rest there girl I have to prep myself too. I'll be right back.\n\nBlondi watched Adolf as he got his special clothes on & mask to keep out germs & washed his hands in sterilized water in a sink on the right wall next to the door & snapping on a pair of latex gloves.\n\nADOLF: So darling how do I look.? * Adolf came back out surprising Blondi*\n\nBLONDI: It's OK.\n\nADOLF: It'll be OK Blondi. Your life is in my genius hands.\n\nBLONDI: I'm still a little nervous & scared.\n\nADOLF: Thats common darling. 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After she swallows a Razer Blade while eating from a garbage can at the park.

Cain gives his son a German Shepard puppy he nick named Blondie as a get well present after
Adolf contracts Polio the puppy becomes an assistance dog for the disabled Adolf later on.
Blondi becomes Adolf's Lab assistant & Best friend. Adolf really loves his dog




Adolf And Blondi go to the playground that morning to meet his friends Dexter to play. After meeting his friends Adolf stands by the jungle gym talking to his friends.
Blondi sniffs a stinky scent in the air.

BLONDI: Mmmmm, Something smells tasty.

Blondi quietly sneaks over to the garbage can next to the bench near there friends.
checking if Adolf was watching knowing for sure that he would not let her & told her time
& time again not to eat from the garbage.

ADOLF: Hey, Wheres Blondi.?

DEXTER: Isn't that her over there by the garbage.?

ADOLF: O.O BLONDI NO!

Adolf catches up with Blondi pulling her out of the garbage by her collar.

ADOLF: Blondi what are you doing.? i told you a thousand times no more garbage eating. your a laboratory assistant to a child genius not a tramp.

BLONDI: Hey what gibs there was a cheese burger in there.

ADOLF: You promised me you wouldn't eat anymore garbage.

BLONDI: I did.? uh..., I don't remember.

ADOLF: Last night as a matter a fact when I pulled you out of our neighbors garbage.

BLONDI: Oh Yeah must of foregot.

ADOLF: I mean it girl you better kick this garbage eating habbit or something bad will happen.

BLONDI: What could happen.? its just food.

ADOLF: people throw all kinds of things away you can never know for sure whats in the garbage. alot of things in the trash are not good for doggies.

BLONDI: OK Adolf I'll try to stay away from the garbage. Blondi lied crossing her fingers behind her back

ADOLF: Good, I don't want my sweet little darling to get sick. Now lets go play you can push me on the swings.

BLONDI: Hooray............! Lets go.

Blondi accompanied Adolf on the swing set pushing him as high as she could. but suddenly stopped.

ADOLF: Why did you stop i was going for the record.

BLONDI: I have to go to the bathroom. ( Blondi lied sneaking off away from the swing set.)

ADOLF: OK Blondi make it quick we gotta go soon.

Blondi ran checking if Adolf was watching her. the Shepard ran for the nearest trash can. Blondi peered into the garbage can standing on her hind legs as she licked her lips satisfactorily.

BLONDI: Let the Banquet of Blondi begin.

Blondi dove her face in to the trash. small pieces of food & garbage fell from the sides of the trash can onto the ground below. a small sharp shiny object fell on the ground along with some left over food Blondi was eating. Blondi sniffed the ground around the garbage can eating the bits of food that had dropped onto the ground. Blondi licked up a piece of leftover meat along with a rusty sharp razor blade that had dropped on the ground with the meat. Blondi chewed the meat swallowing the razor blade along with it.Blondi's ears perked up after eating to Adolf's yelling voice.

ADOLF: BLONDI, YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THAT GARBAGE AGAIN?

BLONDI: * Runs to Adolf on Swift paws*

ADOLF: There you are girl you weren't eating out of that garbage can again?

BLONDI: Absolutely not

ADOLF: Good lets go home

Later that afternoon as Adolf was playing his Nintendo DS light. Blondi weakly stumbles into Adolf's bedroom whimpering all the while finally collapsing on Adolf's bedroom floor letting out a painful howl. Adolf put down his game & stared at Blondi in worry.

ADOLF: Hey Blondi, are you OK.?

Blondi gagged puking out blood as she stared in Adolf with painful eyes. Adolf jumped from his bed going over to Blondi Adolf examined his dog putting Blondi's head in his lap stroking it gently Blondi whimpered & whined.

ADOLF: BLONDI * Adolf sobbed embracing his dogs neck* Oh Blondi.

BLONDI: My stomach really hurts * Blondi told Adolf with tears in her eyes from the pain.

ADOLF: You know what this means don't you.?

BLONDI: What!?

ADOLF: Adolf Adi Boy Genius to the rescue

ADOLF: To The Laboratory & beyond. * Adolf pointed to the bookshelf on the wall on hs right*

BLONDI: OH........why the lab?

ADOLF: Because that's where my medical equipment & clinic is. it wll be easier for me to examin you there

BLONDI: Oh alright then.

Adolf pushed in a number code on a calculator looking device on the side of the wall.

COMPUTER : Access granted welcome to the lab.

A large metal door opened behind the book shelf revealing a large laboratory.
Adolf & Blondie navigated into the laboratory as the bookshelf door closed behind them.

BLONDI: My Stomach still hurts Adolf

ADOLF: I know girl I'm gonna fix it.

BLONDI: I hope so

Adolf lead Blondi into the clinic on the right sector of the lab. & coached her up on the metal table with a patting sound. Blondi jumped up on the table & layed down Adolf turned his dog on her side & with gentle paws pressed her stomach navigating his hands around Blondi's stomach.

BLONDI: OW..... Oh.!

ADOLF: Sorry little darling!

BLONDI: that Hurt

ADOLF: Your stomach is hard & I feel something there that's not suppose to be there. I will have to execute an X-ray to see if we can locate the problem.if not an ultra sound will be best bet.

BLONDI: Whats an X-Ray Adolf

ADOLF: It's a specials kind of light that can see inside your body . It's not gonna hurt Blondi I promise.

As Adolf prepared Blondi for her X-ray A gray & white Lynx Cat came into the laboratory clinic greeting Adolf.

ADOLF: Dexter what are you doing here

DEXTER: Marina your master computer told me where you were.

ADOLF: Well I don't have time to play right now Dex somethings wrong with Blondi's stomach. But maybe you can help me with Blondi's X-Ray

DEXTER: Sure I'll Help you Adolf.

Dexter followed Adolf around the clinic as Adolf walked back over to Blondi Positioning her on her back & pulled down the camera lowering down toward Blondi's stomach .

BLONDI: Whats that thing?

ADOLF: This is my X-Ray camera it's gonna take a picture of the inside of your stomach

BLONDI: The Inside. won't that hurt.?

ADOLF: No Blondi it's not gonna hurt it's just a picture.

Adolf positioned Blondi perfectly aiming the camera to her stomach

ADOLF: Stay perfectly still Blondi I'll be right back.

BLONDI: OK Adolf I will.

ADOLF: I'll be right back my little darling

Adolf & Dexter stood in a separate room out of sight. It only took a couple of seconds before Adolf was done. Adolf took the X-ray & placed it onto a square X-ray Viewer mounted on the wall And began to examine the picture.

ADOLF: Hem..., I see the problem


DEXTER: What Is it Adolf.?

ADOLF: She has injested a razor blade & it's slicing her stomach wall.
I have to extract it immediately before its too late.

DEXTER: How she get that in her stomach!?

ADOLF: possibly from eating out of the garbage at the park this morning

DEXTER: Are you mad at her.?

ADOLF: Theres no time to be mad I'm more worried then mad. everybody makes mistakes.

Adolf walked back to Blondi whom was now laying on her chest & stomach on the bed.
Adolf hugged his dogs neck & started sobbing.

ADOLF: Don't worry Blondi * Sniffles *I'll save you

BLONDI: Whats wrong with my stomach.?

ADOLF: Oh My beautiful darling you need my help. *
Adolf Gripped his hug tighter around Blondi's neck. I need to operate right away.

BLONDI: But I don't want too.

ADOLF: I have too darling. It's the only way You can get well.

BLONDI: I'm afraid, Adolf. * Blondi began to cry*

ADOLF: Don't cry Blondi your gonna make me cry. * Adolf embraced Blondi in a hug*

BLONDI: I'm scared what if it hurts.?

ADOLF: Nonsense you'll be fast asleep you won't feel a thing I promise.

BLONDI: OK Adolf.

ADOLF: Now lets go get that operation.

DEXTER: Do you need my help.?

ADOLF: Yes you can make sure noone bothers me.

DEXTER: Oh.!.. How long is it gonna take

ADOLF: A couple of hours. But it will go by fast.

DEXTER: OK I'll wait out here.

ADOLF: You can play my DS while you wait. *Adolf throws the DS to Dexter*

DEXTER: Oh wow thanks Adolf

ADOLF: Now I must go & make sure no one bothers me.

DEXTER: You got it

Adolf takes Blondi into the Operating room on the right side of the clinic a door separated the two rooms that led back & fourth . Adolf closes the door behind him locking the door in addition. Adolf assists Blondi up on a metal table & lays her down covering her with a comfortable blanket.

ADOLF: You rest there girl I have to prep myself too. I'll be right back.

Blondi watched Adolf as he got his special clothes on & mask to keep out germs & washed his hands in sterilized water in a sink on the right wall next to the door & snapping on a pair of latex gloves.

ADOLF: So darling how do I look.? * Adolf came back out surprising Blondi*

BLONDI: It's OK.

ADOLF: It'll be OK Blondi. Your life is in my genius hands.

BLONDI: I'm still a little nervous & scared.

ADOLF: Thats common darling. Now it's time to go night night.

Adolf took light blue tubing & gently pushed the end down Blondi's throat wrapping a white bandages around her muzzle to keep the tubing in place.

ADOLF: Now Blondi I'm gonna count to three & you will be sound asleep. 1..2..3..
Out like a light.

Adolf watched his dog quickly fall asleep as he bagan the desperate procedure.
As he sang to His dog while he worked


ADOLF SINGS
O dear, what can the matter be?
Dear, dear, what can the matter be?
O dear, what can the matter be?
Blondi's so long at the Lab.

She promised he'd buy me a fairing should please me,
And then for a kiss, oh! he vowed he would tease me,
She promised he'd bring me a bunch of blue ribbons,
To tie up my Puppys brown fur.

O dear, what can the matter be?
Dear, dear, what can the matter be?
O dear, what can the matter be?
Blondi's so long at the Lab. ", "writing": "", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "", "pools_count": 0, "title": "Sick As A Dog", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "image/jpeg", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "0", "rating_name": "General", "ratings": [], "submission_type_id": "1", "type_name": "Picture/Pinup", "guest_block": "f", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "72" }