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The couple were escorted to a lovely table for two and they were both given menus for their dinner. While they wait, both Elijah and Emily asked for a glass of wine and they waited for their glasses for a few minutes. While they waited, Emily decides to head to the restroom to talk with a friend of her on the phone. While Emily was out for a bit, Eljiah thought it would be a good idea to prank his girlfriend by placing a whoopie cushion on her seat. When she came back from her short phone conversation, Emily hears a loud farting noise as soon as she sat on her seat. Luckily for her, it turns out she sat on a whoopee cushion her boyfriend placed on her seat. \"Elijah!\" yelled Emily as she was a bit embarrassed from the prank. \"You can't make a childish prank on your girlfriend in public, there are a lot of people who are seeing this!\" A few people (including her boyfriend) chuckled at her reaction to the prank. \"Sorry, Emily\" said Elijah as he has some giggles. \"I thought it would be hilarious.\"\n\"Not in front of a lot of people\"\n\"Maybe you're right.\"\n\"Maybe I'm right after all.\"\nThen the waiter brought the couple their beverages. \"Here are your drinks.\" said the waitress. \"Is there anything for you two to eat?\"\n\"I'll be having the beef wellington.\" said Elijah. \"I'll be having what he's having.\" said Emily. \"Alright.\" said the waitress. \"your meals will be ready soon.\" As soon the waitress left, Elijah whispers \"I still think that whoopee cushion prank was funny.\" \"Of course you do.\" replied Emily.\n\"I'll be in the men's restroom to control my laughter\" giggled Elijah. \"I can't stop thinking about whoopee cushion pranks.\" \"Okay, I'll be waiting when you'll get back.\" replied Emily. \"I will be waiting.\" Just after Elijah enters through the door of the men's restroom, Emily has a devious plan for her prank towards her boyfriend for revenge. \"Good thing I brought this \"sweetener\" with me.\" said Emily. She switched the two wine glasses and doused the dose of laxatives, err ... I mean ... \"sweetener\" into Elijah's wine glass. \"I hope you'll be enjoying your \"sweetened\" glass of wine, Elijah.\" said Emily as she switches the glasses back to their original position. \"Let's see how you like it when I pull this funny prank on you.\" Shortly after Emily finished preparing for her revenge prank, Elijah exits the restroom and he is relieved from his laughter from the prank, and then he sits at his seat again and says \"Alright, I believe I have tamed my chuckles and giggles.\"\n\"Good.\" said Emily. \"I have rewarded you with this sweetener I put in your drink for all the good humor you done.\" She gives him the sweetener and then he reads the label. \"Looks legit to me!\" exclaimed Elijah as he happily guzzles on his glass of wine. \"So, how was it?\" asked Emily. \"It was delic-\" *his stomach grumbles* \"-ious?\"\nElijah feels his stomach churn and says \"Oh God, Emily!\"\n\"What is it, darling?\"\n\"Did you put laxatives in my drink?\"\n\"To be honest, Eli, yes I did!\"\n\"OH GOD!!! You-*stomach growls loudly* I got to go! *farts* I really got to go!\"\nElijah rushed to the men's restroom as fast as he could without accidentally soiling his pants.\n\"Alright dear!\" said Emily. \"Take your time!\"\nElijah runs to the nearest available stall, enters the empty stall, drops his pants to his ankles, and sits his butt down the toilet. As soon as he sits down, his butt immediately explodes with explosive diarrhea and he farts, blarts, splortches, grunts, groans, moans, and pant as loud and hard as possible. \"Oh my God\" whimpers Elektro. \"Oh my - *BBLLLLRRRRRRRRTTTTCCCCHHHHPPPFFFRRRTTT!!!!!!* OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!\" he yelled as his wet farts expload loudly. \"EMILY!!! *SPLORTCHPFHLIRTCH!* WHY!!?? *FFRRPPTTCH!!* WHY DID YOU DO THIS DO ME!!! *SSPPLLPPFFTTCCHHPPPFFFLLLRRRTTTTTTPPPHHH!!!*\" As Elijah huffs and pants from the explosive diarrhea, he looks down and realizes he left his black and red briefs up and he realized he loudly soiled in his undies. \"Oh shit!\" said Elijah. \"I just made a huge mess in my underwear ... meh, I'll keep them on ... *ggrrrggll* ... and poop in them a little more ... *FFRRTTPPPHHHLLLBBBLLLRRRTTTCCCHHHPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRPPPPSSSSSPPPPPLLLLLRRRRRTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHPFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!* ... oh dear Neptune.\"\nWhile Emily is patiently waiting at her table for both Elijah and their dinner, her smartphone rings and she receives a call from her boyfriend and she rushes to the women's restroom to answer. She approaches an empty stall, sits on the toilet, and answer. \"Hello.\" says Emily. \"YOU FOOLISH BITCH!!!\" bellowed Elijah, as he was furious with the laxative prank. \"YOU PUT LAXATIVES ON MY DRINK!!!???\" \"Gotcha!\" said Emily. \"I pulled a hilarious prank on you, for revenge! Muahahaha!!!\" \"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, EMILY!!!\" bellowed Elektro. \"I WAS IN SUCH A HURRY TO POOP SO BAD, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PULL MY UNDERWEAR DOWN AND LOOK AT ME, I'M TAKING A DUMP IN MY NICE-LOOKING UNDERWEAR!!!\" \"Calm down, Elektro.\" Emily said calmly. \"It was only just a prank.\"\n\"Just a prank? JUST A PRANK!?\"\n\"Yes *chuckles* and I think it's very funny.\"\n\"IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!! I AM LITERALLY TAKING A DUMP IN MY BRIEFS!!!\"\n\"But it's a hilarious prank *laughs*\"\n\"STOP THAT!!! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR FOR A PRANK!!! YOU MADE ME TAKE A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY UNDERWEAR, MY LUCKY BLACK AND RED BRIEFS!!!\"\n\"Oh God, I am so sorry, I thought this was funny.\"\n\"AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY!!!??? THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S CRUEL!!!\"\n\"Calm down, I'll go to your house and get you a nice fresh pair of underwear that matches the one you're wearing right now. I'll be also bringing a fresh pair of formal pants and a couple ziploc bags to get you covered. Does that sound fair to you?\"\n\"*sighs and calms down* Yes, that sounds absolutely perfect. I believe I'm about done pooping right now.\"\n\"Great! I'll be doing that right away.\"\nA while later, Emily carries a suitcase that contains a fresh pair of Elijah's lack pants, a fresh pair of his black and red briefs, and a couple large ziploc bags to contain his old pants and undies. She is not allowed in the men's restroom, so she brings Baron along and gives him the suitcase. Then Baron enters the men's restroom and approaches Elijah's stall. \"Hello, Elijah.\" said Baron. \"Emily ordered me to bring you your fresh underwear and your fresh pants.\" \"Baron.\" replied Elijah. \"Why are you here?\"\n\"Because your girlfriend isn't allowed in the men's restroom, so it's up to me to help you.\"\n\"Thank you, Baron, that would be an honor.\"\n\"Can I come in?\"\n\"Yes, most certainly, you may.\"\n\"*enters stall* Whoah, what happened to you?\"\n\"*pulls his shirt up* I was fooled by laxatives and I seriously soiled my lucky underwear.\"\n\"The fresh pair of underwear will perfectly match your lucky underwear, maybe that will be your new lucky underwear.\"\n\"That should work. now let's get changin'.\"\n\"I also brought a pair of fresh pants.\"\n\"Good! Now less chattin' and more changin'.\"\nSeveral minutes later, Elijah walks out the restroom wearing his new pants and underwear, forgives Emily for her foolish prank, and resumes the dinner date as planned. Thankfully, the situation resolves just in time for their meals to arrive at the couple's table. \"Thank you, Baron.\" said Emily. \"It wouldn't be as easy without you.\" said Elektro. \"My pleasure to the both of you.\" replied Baron. \"You should be lucky I am skilled for changing diapers and changing underwear.\" The couple is a bit confused. \"Okay.\" said Baron. \"I'll be gone now.\" Baron leaves the restaurant and Emily and Elijah enjoy their luxurious meal. \"Still\" said Emily. \"I apologize for making my prank go to far.\" \"Meh, all is forgiven.\" replied Elektro. \"Now less speakin' and more eatin'.\"\n\"Good idea, let's just enjoy our fancy dinner.\"\n\"And no more shenanigans for the night.\"\n\"Yeah, whatever.\"\n\n~The End","description_bbcode_parsed":"Elijah and his girlfriend Emily are both dressed up for a nice dinner date at a fancy restaurant. The couple were escorted to a lovely table for two and they were both given menus for their dinner. While they wait, both Elijah and Emily asked for a glass of wine and they waited for their glasses for a few minutes. While they waited, Emily decides to head to the restroom to talk with a friend of her on the phone. While Emily was out for a bit, Eljiah thought it would be a good idea to prank his girlfriend by placing a whoopie cushion on her seat. When she came back from her short phone conversation, Emily hears a loud farting noise as soon as she sat on her seat. Luckily for her, it turns out she sat on a whoopee cushion her boyfriend placed on her seat. "Elijah!" yelled Emily as she was a bit embarrassed from the prank. "You can't make a childish prank on your girlfriend in public, there are a lot of people who are seeing this!" A few people (including her boyfriend) chuckled at her reaction to the prank. "Sorry, Emily" said Elijah as he has some giggles. "I thought it would be hilarious."
"Not in front of a lot of people"
"Maybe you're right."
"Maybe I'm right after all."
Then the waiter brought the couple their beverages. "Here are your drinks." said the waitress. "Is there anything for you two to eat?"
"I'll be having the beef wellington." said Elijah. "I'll be having what he's having." said Emily. "Alright." said the waitress. "your meals will be ready soon." As soon the waitress left, Elijah whispers "I still think that whoopee cushion prank was funny." "Of course you do." replied Emily.
"I'll be in the men's restroom to control my laughter" giggled Elijah. "I can't stop thinking about whoopee cushion pranks." "Okay, I'll be waiting when you'll get back." replied Emily. "I will be waiting." Just after Elijah enters through the door of the men's restroom, Emily has a devious plan for her prank towards her boyfriend for revenge. "Good thing I brought this "sweetener" with me." said Emily. She switched the two wine glasses and doused the dose of laxatives, err ... I mean ... "sweetener" into Elijah's wine glass. "I hope you'll be enjoying your "sweetened" glass of wine, Elijah." said Emily as she switches the glasses back to their original position. "Let's see how you like it when I pull this funny prank on you." Shortly after Emily finished preparing for her revenge prank, Elijah exits the restroom and he is relieved from his laughter from the prank, and then he sits at his seat again and says "Alright, I believe I have tamed my chuckles and giggles."
"Good." said Emily. "I have rewarded you with this sweetener I put in your drink for all the good humor you done." She gives him the sweetener and then he reads the label. "Looks legit to me!" exclaimed Elijah as he happily guzzles on his glass of wine. "So, how was it?" asked Emily. "It was delic-" *his stomach grumbles* "-ious?"
Elijah feels his stomach churn and says "Oh God, Emily!"
"What is it, darling?"
"Did you put laxatives in my drink?"
"To be honest, Eli, yes I did!"
"OH GOD!!! You-*stomach growls loudly* I got to go! *farts* I really got to go!"
Elijah rushed to the men's restroom as fast as he could without accidentally soiling his pants.
"Alright dear!" said Emily. "Take your time!"
Elijah runs to the nearest available stall, enters the empty stall, drops his pants to his ankles, and sits his butt down the toilet. As soon as he sits down, his butt immediately explodes with explosive diarrhea and he farts, blarts, splortches, grunts, groans, moans, and pant as loud and hard as possible. "Oh my God" whimpers Elektro. "Oh my - *BBLLLLRRRRRRRRTTTTCCCCHHHHPPPFFFRRRTTT!!!!!!* OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" he yelled as his wet farts expload loudly. "EMILY!!! *SPLORTCHPFHLIRTCH!* WHY!!?? *FFRRPPTTCH!!* WHY DID YOU DO THIS DO ME!!! *SSPPLLPPFFTTCCHHPPPFFFLLLRRRTTTTTTPPPHHH!!!*" As Elijah huffs and pants from the explosive diarrhea, he looks down and realizes he left his black and red briefs up and he realized he loudly soiled in his undies. "Oh shit!" said Elijah. "I just made a huge mess in my underwear ... meh, I'll keep them on ... *ggrrrggll* ... and poop in them a little more ... *FFRRTTPPPHHHLLLBBBLLLRRRTTTCCCHHHPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRPPPPSSSSSPPPPPLLLLLRRRRRTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHPFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!* ... oh dear Neptune."
While Emily is patiently waiting at her table for both Elijah and their dinner, her smartphone rings and she receives a call from her boyfriend and she rushes to the women's restroom to answer. She approaches an empty stall, sits on the toilet, and answer. "Hello." says Emily. "YOU FOOLISH BITCH!!!" bellowed Elijah, as he was furious with the laxative prank. "YOU PUT LAXATIVES ON MY DRINK!!!???" "Gotcha!" said Emily. "I pulled a hilarious prank on you, for revenge! Muahahaha!!!" "THAT'S NOT FUNNY, EMILY!!!" bellowed Elektro. "I WAS IN SUCH A HURRY TO POOP SO BAD, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PULL MY UNDERWEAR DOWN AND LOOK AT ME, I'M TAKING A DUMP IN MY NICE-LOOKING UNDERWEAR!!!" "Calm down, Elektro." Emily said calmly. "It was only just a prank."
"Just a prank? JUST A PRANK!?"
"Yes *chuckles* and I think it's very funny."
"IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!! I AM LITERALLY TAKING A DUMP IN MY BRIEFS!!!"
"But it's a hilarious prank *laughs*"
"STOP THAT!!! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR FOR A PRANK!!! YOU MADE ME TAKE A MASSIVE DUMP IN MY UNDERWEAR, MY LUCKY BLACK AND RED BRIEFS!!!"
"Oh God, I am so sorry, I thought this was funny."
"AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY!!!??? THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S CRUEL!!!"
"Calm down, I'll go to your house and get you a nice fresh pair of underwear that matches the one you're wearing right now. I'll be also bringing a fresh pair of formal pants and a couple ziploc bags to get you covered. Does that sound fair to you?"
"*sighs and calms down* Yes, that sounds absolutely perfect. I believe I'm about done pooping right now."
"Great! I'll be doing that right away."
A while later, Emily carries a suitcase that contains a fresh pair of Elijah's lack pants, a fresh pair of his black and red briefs, and a couple large ziploc bags to contain his old pants and undies. She is not allowed in the men's restroom, so she brings Baron along and gives him the suitcase. Then Baron enters the men's restroom and approaches Elijah's stall. "Hello, Elijah." said Baron. "Emily ordered me to bring you your fresh underwear and your fresh pants." "Baron." replied Elijah. "Why are you here?"
"Because your girlfriend isn't allowed in the men's restroom, so it's up to me to help you."
"Thank you, Baron, that would be an honor."
"Can I come in?"
"Yes, most certainly, you may."
"*enters stall* Whoah, what happened to you?"
"*pulls his shirt up* I was fooled by laxatives and I seriously soiled my lucky underwear."
"The fresh pair of underwear will perfectly match your lucky underwear, maybe that will be your new lucky underwear."
"That should work. now let's get changin'."
"I also brought a pair of fresh pants."
"Good! Now less chattin' and more changin'."
Several minutes later, Elijah walks out the restroom wearing his new pants and underwear, forgives Emily for her foolish prank, and resumes the dinner date as planned. Thankfully, the situation resolves just in time for their meals to arrive at the couple's table. "Thank you, Baron." said Emily. "It wouldn't be as easy without you." said Elektro. "My pleasure to the both of you." replied Baron. "You should be lucky I am skilled for changing diapers and changing underwear." The couple is a bit confused. "Okay." said Baron. "I'll be gone now." Baron leaves the restaurant and Emily and Elijah enjoy their luxurious meal. "Still" said Emily. "I apologize for making my prank go to far." "Meh, all is forgiven." replied Elektro. "Now less speakin' and more eatin'."
"Good idea, let's just enjoy our fancy dinner."
"And no more shenanigans for the night."
"Yeah, whatever."
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