Bart was watching the Krusty the Clown show as he would do. It was Saturday so it was a repeat but just as Bart was going to turn of the tube a commercial came on.
“We buy old computer! We buy old game machines! We buy old cards!” The voice on the screen said.
Bart’s eye widened. He was strapped for cash and could totally hawk some junk if he needed to.
“Do you have a weak old cruddy gaming pc?” the commercial asked.
Bart looked over in the front room, there he saw it. His gaming PC. 
“I do.” Bart said to the screen in front of him.
“We can help PUMP YOU UP” Said the commercial
Bart sat quietly not understanding the obscure reference that the old people would have got.
“Sorry about that,” the commercial said, “No cap, we can add the drip to your zip.. files. Really? I don’t even know what that means.” The announcer uncomfortably said.
Bart stood up abruptly and said “I do need to upgrade my gaming computer!”
“Then come on down to Game Dudes where we can get you into a PC today

Bart rolled up on his skateboard to the shop from the commercial. The shop was pretty typical for Springfield, and was probably a different shop just weeks before. Bart opened the door and walked in.

“hey there kid, what can I do for you!?” A young man asked as Bart entered the store. 
Bart looked over and saw him standing there. He looked pretty cool, wearing a pretty neat haircut and jacket. 
“how you doing my man, the name’s Bart and I need to upgrade my crappy computer!” Bart said with a chipper smile.

“Can do my little buddy. So where is it?” Asked the man.
 Bart looked over and remember he didn’t bring it with him.
“d’oh” Bart yelled.
“No big deal we can always just chat about what you need. My name is Leo, I’m the only one working today and we don’t have anything needing done for now.” Leo said to Bart looking at him with a smile.
“Oh cool. So right now I have a Crappy, I mean REALLY CRAPPY computer. I just want it fast.” Bart said to Leo.
“Hmm well sounds like you could use some more RAM, so you’d probably want get a Set of 64 TB Buccaneer Gaming RAM, I’d also recommend a AMB Ratzen 6 and for the graphics a N’Jidia RXL 6090. I mean that’s what I have in my system!” Leo said to Bart with a coy smile as he looked at the kid looking around in his shop.
“Alright awesome sounds good.” Bart said cautiously, “If you can afford it then it can’t be that expensive can it?  I mean you just work here part time right?” Bart said
“Actually I own this place.” Leo said with a smirk again.
Barts eye went wide and he let out a “Oh wow!! That so cool! You just get to hang out all day and play with gaming computers?” He asked.
“Well its not all fun and games, sometimes I have to fix old peoples computers. Easy enough. As for these parts, these aren’t cheep at all. Take a look over there at the price board.” Leo said
Bart turned around and  saw the sign on the wall. As he was reading it Leo noticed Bart’s butt. It was pretty stuffed into his shorts. Leo was already having fun entertaining this kid and seeing his butt made his heart skip a beat. The boy was so sweet already and he knew he had to have him as a friend now.
“Say Bart, are you looking for some part time work? Springfield is so strange in that a 10 year old boy can work for me under the table and its totally legal. I could pay you in computer parts if you like.” Leo proposed.
“Well with these prices I would have to do it. But I don’t know anything about computers.” Bart said.
“It’s so easy Bart trust me. How about we start now, partner.” Leo looked at Bart with desire as Bart pondered the deal.
“I don’t know, I mean what about the Gamestation 512?” Bart said “I could just get that and I wouldn’t have to work.”
“But the gamestation 512 can’t play games at 444Hz with 12K Ultra Fine Dot Matrix!” Leo pleaded.
“They have 444Hz now? That the kinda sugar pill I need to get Gold Nova in Count Duurr Strike. I’m in!” Bart held his hand out to Leo who grabbed it and shook it gladly.



After a week of working with Leo, Bart was pretty happy with his deal. He had already gotten enough parts to start building up a new system to compete with. Leo was in over his head with Bart. He was not only such a cute little boy, but he was actually really smart with computers but also just a great joy when it came to humor. Bart didn’t know it but his every move teased his boss and new friend Leo. Any time Bart would bend over Leo would see his amazing butt. Any time he reached for something he would see his smooth belly and his underwear peaking out of his sorts. Any time he got to close he would smell his hair and feel with warmth. It was a good thing Bart hadn’t wanted to sit in his lap or Bart would feel exactly what the problem was. Leo was really over it by now and knew what he had to do.

“Bart come here for a minute would you.” Leo asked Bart.
“What up Lee Harvey Oswald.” Bart chimed in as he came to the front of the store.
“I really hate to do this Bart, but I’m afraid I have to let you go.” Leo said to his friend.
“What? Why?” Bart asked as his eye began to tear up a little.
“Well you see Bart, you have your PC now, your work here is done now. You can go and enjoy yourself, I don’t want to take you away from what it is that you want to do. I know you have so much potential, but I just want you to go free.”
“But I want to stay here and work for you Leo.” Bart said with a choke in his throat 
“Well you can’t now, besides Springfield’s youth had a revolt and are currently overthrowing the local government.” Leo said to Bart, while behind them in the store window a group of kids had mayor Quimby tied up signing a ‘rights for youth’ bill to ban child rights to work.
Bart looked on as they signed and started to cry.
“Awww man, what about the rights of the individual workers” Bart said
Another kids chimed in from outside “There are no individuals only the whole”
**commercial break**
A few hours later Leo had phoned Marge to come and pick up Bart. 
“Thanks for coming Marge. Bart seems to have taken a liking to me and I just don’t want to break his heart.” Leo said to Marge while Bart was away waiting to go home.
“Bart is pretty sensitive when it comes to things like this. His father is so busy, so a positive male role model is something he really clings on to.” Marge explained. 
“Well I could still be friends with your son, and he ever wants to see me we can do so when I’m not here.” Leo said.
“That would be great! I’m sure Bart would love to hang out with you.” Marge said to Leo.
“Sounds amazing! He could come over or I could come to your house.” Leo said
“How about you come over tonight for dinner!” Marge asked Leo.
Leo’s heart fluttered. Could he really come over to the boys house and eat dinner. He could see his room, he could.. smell his room. He could smell it already. He thought of everything he was trying to put a stop to. 
“Yes, tonight works great.” Leo said to Marge.
“Excellent, Homer gets off of work at 5PM, and you can come over around 6 if that works for you.” Marge stated.
“Six works wonderfully.” Leo replied.
 Marge and Leo exchanged phone numbers and Marge left with Bart in tow. On their way home Marge told Bart about Leo coming over to the house.
Bart thought to himself how happy he was that Leo was coming to dinner and that he would still get to be friends with him.

Leo rang the bell on the door at the Simpsons household. The door opened and there was Bart and Marge. 
“Well hello there, hope I’m not too late.” Leo said
“Not at all my man, we can go hang out for a while in my room while mom finishes up the grub”
 Bart said.
“Bart show him your computer setup. Bart is always talking about the computer! He’s so obsessed over it!” Marge said
Just then Lisa walked into the front room
“Mom, you might have Bart’s friend run a virus scan or something on the network I think dad got a trojan from UberEats again.” Lisa said
“No no Lisa, daddy said he’s going to order trojans on the uber eats app, its different.” Homer said in his usual way.
“Homer you shouldn’t say that kinds stuff around the kids, they know more then you think.” Marge chimed in.
Lisa looked a little confused, but Bart snicked at his dads bafoonery.  Leo cringed a bit and before he realized Bart had grabbed him by the hand and pulled him upstairs to his room.
The door slammed and Leo looked around. He was in Barts bedroom. The first thing he noticed was the smell of his room. It was heaven to him. Bart was a active kid and every scent he ever got of the boy was intoxicating to his every nerve. 
“Go ahead and sit on the bed while I grab something out of my closet.” Bart said to his friend.
Leo sat down on Bart’s bed, right next to his pillow. He felt the cloth on Bart’s sheets, he could feel the coolness of the bed. Bart stepped into the closet for a moment and Leo bent down and smelled his pillow. Deliciously dreadfully desirable. If he could bottle the scent he would. Bart retuned and handed Leo a stick of RAM. 
“Can you help me install this? I can’t seem to get it in there. The slot is to tight.” Bart said.
“Oh yea this is no problem. Lets take off the side.” Leo said as he stood and knelt down to the floor.
Bart stood next to Leo as he took the side off the computer. Alright Bart I want you to see how to do this. Come closer over here and I’ll show you. Bart came close to Leo as he put the RAM into the slot and clicked it in. 
“That wasn’t that bad I guess” Bart said. Let me see if I can do it this time.” Bart said.
“Sure thing” Leo popped the RAM back out and let Bart try this time. 
Leo was still kneeling on the ground with Bart standing in front of him. Leo’s face was pretty close to Bart’s butt. He though of just grabbing Bart’s sides and just burying his face in the childs ass. It would be so sweet. Bart’s little smooth legs were right there, he could just reach out and touch them. His little feet in socks and shoes, if he could just get a shoe off and a smell of his feet. Leo was flush in the face and overcome with feelings. He could just lunge on the boy right now and have him. Leo knew though, that he didn’t want the boy, he needed the boy. 
*click*
“There you go Butt” Leo said not thinking straight
“haha did you just call me butt.” Bart laughed as he noticed his butt was in Leos face. Bart though quickly what would be funny, so he turned around and hopped onto Leos face crotch first. Leo fell back to the ground. Bart was sitting on Leo’s face, his nose buried in the boys shorts right on his ass. 
“Gotcha pinned my man.” Bart said “That’s for calling me butt haha”
“mhhmmm” Leo tried to get some words out, but was so overcome all he did was smell they boys butt. It was so much more then the rooms smell alone. This was so many levels above the rooms smell alone. 
“What’s the matter you give up? Take this” Bart said as he farted on Leo’s face.
At this point in time Leo hadn’t realized he was rock hard in his pants. When Bart farted he was mid sniff and that pushed him past the point of return. Leo came a little in his pants. It was all so much. How did this happen just like he had wanted. It was like he was some sort of terrbile self insert in a badly written fan fiction.
“Dinner time” Marge said from the downstairs.
Bart hopped off Leo’s face and went to help him up. 
“Ay corumba, hey don’t tell my folks I did that haha, I’m not suppose to beat up my friends anymore.”
“Haha, Bart your secret is safe with me.” Leo said as they both stood and opened the door to go and eat.
End of chapter 1