ME and MR FELIX Felix the Cat had applied to be the new gym teacher at Elmore Junior High School. He was waiting in the lobby of the office when he was called back to the principals office by an aid. As he stood he saw out into the hallway a blue cat boy. His heart raced a little seeing the boy. Felix kept walking and entered the office. Principal Brown was a large hairy man. He spoke to Felix kindly and after a long chat the deal was sealed. Felix would be the new Gym Teacher and would teach a part time computer course. He would also be the summer building manager standing in for Miss Simian. Principal Brown cleared his throat and spoke to Felix again. “I don’t suppose they told you anything at the employment service about the tragedy we had in the summer of 2019” Principal Brown said the the black cat sitting across from him, “I don’t believe they did.” Said the Felix “Well. Your predecessor in this job underestimated some natural facts about junior high students and came up here and he had a good employment record with good references and from what I had been told I thought he was going to be a great person for the job.” Principal Brown said. Felix hung on his every word wondering what had happened. “Well he diddled 12 kids and went to prison. I’m sure I’ve made myself clear. Okay Mr. Felix, right this way.” Principal Brown stood and walked Felix to his new room. They entered the hall and by this time there were no kids in the hall. “Here is the bathrooms, your office is in the boys locker room. Just this way.” Principal Brown said. The two entered the locker room and inside there was an office “Wait a second, the window to my office looks out into the boys showers?!!” Felix said to Nigel. “Yes, yes it does. Now Mister Felix, here is your computer and desk. Please go ahead and open the folder titled hygen records” Mr Brown said to Felix. “righty oh” Felix said. Felix opened the computer and navigated to the folder. He opened it and much to his shock he saw videos of the boys, showering. “Jumping jeepers! Are these the students?” Felix cried. “Yes they are Felix. This is required by the Elmore Board of Health. We collect these records for them by mandate. You’re job as gym teacher is to record every shower with the boys and upload them to the EBH website.” Principal Brown said to Felix, who was really shocked. Felix thought to himself looking at the screen. He noticed a folder called Gumball and inside was video of the blue cat boy from before.. He slowly moved the curser over to the folder and opened it. “HEY FELIX!” Principal Brown wacked Felix’s hand off the mouse “You can’t do that. You can’t open the files Felix! You can take the video and you can upload it but you can’t watch them. Am I clear?” “Right.. righty oh…” Felix said with a sigh “Well anyways Mister Felix, lets go to the computer room now. You will have a class at the end of school in the computer room. Teaching internet discourse.” Principal Brown said. They entered the computer lab which was dark and gloomy. “It’s esports team meet right now. Elmore Junior high has a world class Esports team.” Principal Brown said. “Okay listen up students, this is Mr Felix, he’s your new Internet Discourse Teacher. Please say hello.” A long belted forced “HEELLLLOO MISSTERRRR FEEEELIXXX” emanated from the room. Felix saw close to him a bord looking blue cat sitting at a computer casually playing a game. It was the cat from before. Felix gulped as he realized how cute the kid really was. Suddenly the cat raised his hand. “Yes, Gumball what is it?” Said Principal Brown. “You realize that there is no teacher here now right? Is Mr Felix the Esports coach too?” he said. Felix heard the name of the kid and his heart raced. What a cute name, what a name. Gumball, like a sweet little candy to eat. Felix shook his head to wake himself up from the day dream. “Uh oh, yes of course, how silly of me. Mr Felix you are the Coach for the Esports team as well. This job goes with the Gym teacher spot as well. Please make sure that the boys shower after practice and” Principal Brown thumbed his nose “You get the required proof” Principal Brown sat felix down in the chair and took his leave. Felix sat at the computer desk and thought to himself. What was going on here at Elmore Jurinor High? The last guy got the shit can for doing what was now happening to Felix. You can’t have feelings for a 12 year old like this. This was never a problem before with Felix and it was strange to him now. “Okay class, What game are you guys playing in the league this year?” Felix said to the class “Oh Mr Felix, we’re playing League of Losers, it’s a MMORBA DOUNG CRAWLERR WITH SOME EFF PEE ESS elements.” Said Gumball. Felix stood up and went to see the screen on Gumball’s computer. Gumball was playing a game that looked to be a hodgepodge of all sorts of games. There was no real logic to what Felix was seeing. Felix bent down closer and when he did he smelt something. That something was Gumball. “This looks… Exciting..” Felix said “It is, sure does work up a sweat.” Gumball said as Felix took a deep breath of Gumball’s scent. Just then the bell rang. “Okay class, its time to hit the showers… I guess…” Felix said as the class groaned and whined. Felix and class entered the locker rooms and Felix opened his office and fired up his computer. It was still on the page with Gumball’s shower videos. Felix closed the window on the computer and sighed. Then he opened the window and his heart sank. Right outside of his window was Gumball striping down to his undies. “Uh Gumball can I see you in my office really quick” Felix said for some reason beyond his control. Felix fumbled with the recording system but got it working just in time for the first kids to enter the shower. Gumball entered Felix’s office in only his undies. “Yea what is it Mr Felix?” Gumball had a look of boredom on his face. He was ready to shower and get it over with. “Uh, I’m going to need help learning that game. Do you mind teaching me sometime the ins and outs of the game?” Mr Felix said to the child. “Sure thing teach. It looks way harder then it is.” Gumball said as he casually removed his underwear in Felix’s office. Felix’s face turned bright red and his heart sank. “You want to come to my house and play or maybe I could stay after school is out?” Felix was sitting just watching the naked boy. His perfect blue body was much like his own when he was a kid. Felix never had feelings like this before but something about the boy’s smell, his look, and his voice started to give Felix a boner. “Sure thing kid, lets meet in the computer lab after school and take it from there.” Felix quickly swiveled his chair around to hide but swived around again. Gumball was curious as to why Mr Felix was so blushed and rushed. “alright teach. See you then.” He said with a smile and a nod, only somewhat noticing Felix’s bulge. Felix looked out into the showers and saw the other kids there. Nobody was doing it for him like that darn blue cat did. Just then out the corner of his eye he saw something. Gumball had thrown his undies on the ground in his office. Felix’s eye darted back and forth and he quickly leapt to grab them. They were still warm and a little moist in the front. Even though Gumball was too old for cartoon undies there were branded with Fortnite on them (which was strange because its not even a game in this world). Felix took them in his hand and brought them close to his face and took a deep whiff. It was heaven. Gumball smelt like everything he had ever wanted in his life. A young boy so innocent and clean. So goofy and cute. Felix was falling for the child and he knew he was in trouble. Felix didn’t look up or notice that Gumball was standing at the door with a smirk on his face. Gumball said to himself “oh Mr Felix, so you want to play around too huh?” Gumball walked away to the showers and slipped and fell on his ass, then quickly got up and continued his shower.