“Hey Max, you think I could launch this cheese poof across the picnic table into that barbeque grill over there?” PJ said as he grabbed a cheese poof from the bag he held. Max and PJ, in an attempt to seek out some fun, were at the park just chilling by the picnic tables. PJ was eating again, and Max had brought his skateboard to ride, but PJ was to slow so he just walked around for a while with PJ. “Sure Peej, I’m sure you could” Max said back to him kinda bummed out about his portly pal. PJ cocked his arm back and threw the poof as hard as he could toward the barbeque grill. As the poof flew it just so happened that one certain someone was coming around the corner. As he did he was greeted with a cheese poof to the face. “Ah oh god! The horror!” He belted out, “Its not even a hot and spicy one” he said again as he chomped the poof in mid air. “Whoooooa Max! Did you see that? That blue guy just chomped my poof! How’d he do that?” Max blinked and blinked again before belting out, “Woow! That was amazing! How did you do that so quickly!?” Max asked “Well, I’m pretty quick you know what I mean?” the stranger said as he walked into the park batheroom. PJ looked over and scoffed a bit. “Well yea, but you ruined my throw. Come on Max, lets get outta here.” PJ said as he started to walk home. “Uh, you go ahead Peej, I’ll catch up.” Max said as he walked into the bathroom alone. Once in the bathroom Max realized he had never used a bathroom in a park before. It was kind of dark and musty. There were urinals by the back wall and the stalls and sinks on both sides of the room. Max walked in and approached a urinal. He undid his pants and pulled down his undies and started to pee. “Oh hey its you.” Max turned his head, it was the stranger from before. “Oh hey!” Max chirped as he still stand there peeing. The stranger apprached a urinal next to max and loosened his pants and pulled them down to pee as well. “You always meet the coolest people this way.” Said the stranger Max looked at him as he stood peeing, the stranger had blue fur and glove kind of like his own. He was wearing some blue spandex pants that almost blend in with his fur. He was young but much more mature then Max. Max looked at his penis as he peed. It was big and blue and had hair around the base that was longer then max had. Max looked down at his own penis. It was smaller and a lot less hair. “What the matter? Do you come to the park to skate?” The stranger asked Max. Max finished peeing and pulled up his pants. He was a little hasty and got some pee in his undies and shorts. But he was also a little excited the man had asked. “totally! I came here to shred, but my buddy Peej… Well he’s a little…. pudgy?” Max said. The stranger chuckled as he finished peeing and took some time to put his penis away. “Too slow huh? That always a shame. Let me introduce myself. Sonics the name and speed is my game!” said the one and only Sonic the Hedgehog. “That’s amazing! My name is Max! Max Goof!” Max said beaming at the man. “Nice to meet you Max, how about me and you go and lap up some curves.” “That sounds like a plan!” Max said Max and Sonic barge out the bathroom and into the park. Sonic and Max then ripped up the sidewalk, rolling and running and wearing it out. Eventually they stop and chat for a bit. “Man Sonic this really turned out to be a great day! I’ve had so much fun out here boarding with you. How can you keep up with a skateboard! That is crazy!” Max beamed as he fawned over his new found friend. “Well you see, I am very fast!” Sonic said to him as they both laughed. “Say Max, I have some Pep soda in my van. Lets go and get some!” “Awesome!” Max ran with sonic this time over to his van. Sonics van was pretty typical. A white van with no windows, a totally rad place to hang and just chill. “Wow! This van is awesome Sonic! You can drive?!” Max mused in amazement. “Well I am 16 now, just got my license!” Sonic said “if you think its cool on the outside you should see the inside!” Sonic opened the side door to reveal a particularly radical interior. There was a TV, and a futon and a tape recorder and even a video camera. Sonic grabbed a cooler he had and opened it and tossed Max a Pep. “wow dude, you have so much cool stuff! Hey so I was thinking, can we be like real friends? Like you are the coolest guy I’ve ever met and I just want to hang out with you if that’s alright.” Max said to Sonic Sonic smiled and said “Sure thing little buddy. You’re welcome to hang anytime you want. Max how old are you? You’re pretty good on that board for your age.” Sonic said to max. Sonic climbed into the van and sat on the futon. “I’m 9 years old. I turn 10 next month!” Max exclaimed. Sonic smiled and started to rummage through his van. He found a tape and popped it into the VCR and pressed a few buttons. “Hey do you mind if we get some video for my collection? I have a whole lot of tapes of my friends doing all sorts of rad stuff.” Sonic said to his new friend. “Awesome! Video of me boarding? When can we do that?” Max said excitedly. “We can start right now, but we have to test the camera first. Hop on in and I’ll show you some pointers about the camera and recording system here.” Sonic said. Max hopped in the van excited, almost straight onto the futon to the guidance of his new friend. Max sat next to Sonic and looked with awe at him as he looked back at him. “It a little hot isn’t it. Lets get this door closed and flip on the AC, then I can start to show you some of this stuff.” Sonic said to max. Max didn’t even flinch when Sonic closed the doors to the van and flipped on the engine to get the AC on. Some lights came on in the back and illuminated the back much like a bedroom. Max looked around and noticed some of Sonics clothes in the van. His underwear and socks and another pair of shoes around the futon. Sonic came back over to the futon and sat down next to Max. He picked up the camera and slid closer over to max, taking him under his arm a little. “alright max here I’ll show you some of the things here. The camera is setup right here see the record button on the body here?” Sonic asked Max as he nodded his head listening to his every word, “If this camera was recording it would show a red light right here.” Sonic pointed to a light on the camera, “We can take this out and record with it but lets test the focus right now. You see the TV right there,” Max looked over and saw the TV and VCR from before. His image was on the TV now. “Hey there I am! Looking handsome!” Max said. Sonic chuckled as he held the camera. Alright. Lets get some shots of you.” Sonic said. “What? I thought we were going to test the camera.” Max asked. “No! We’re doing a camera test! It’s where we see how you look on camera and try and fix problems. This is just some preliminary stuff for now.” Sonic said to max. “Oh.. Alright then! Gee this sounds super official.” Max said. “What kinda shots do we need.” “First lets get some of you doing some cool skate poses. Come out here on the floor and do some skate poses without the board. Sound good?” Sonic said as he guided him to the floor of the van. “Awesome, alright lets me see..” Max did a few poses. Sonic lifted the camera and pressed record. Max saw the light come on and his heart raced as he did some poses for the camera. He could see himself on the TV as he did them and kinda went wild with it. Sonic ended the recording and the light turned off. “Awesome. Hmm next we need to get another wardrobe. Here I have some clothes that will fit you here. Go ahead and change into them and we will get some more shots alright?” Sonic said as he handed Max some new clothes to put on. Max was a little worried, but it wasn’t anything to serious. “Uh, you want me to change here?” Max said nervous. “Yea its no big deal, camera is off.” Sonic pointed to the recording light. It was off. Max could still see himself on the monitor but the light was off so it was good to go. Max stripped down to his underwear and put on the new clothes. “Man these are nice clothes Sonic” Max said as he prepared to do more poses. “Here I’ll take your other clothes from you for now” Sonic took Maxes clothes and folded them up placed them aside. “Awesome lets get more shots.” Again Sonic turned the camera on and Max did some poses for the camera making his heart flutter as he did. “Alright this next one is for a swim suit, is that okay Max?” Sonic said as he handed a speedo to Max for him to put on. Max’s heart fluttered as he thought about what was happening. He looked at the camera, the light was off, so he was good to strip and put on the swim suit. “It’s no problem at all!” Max said as he stripped naked and handed the clothes to Sonic. Sonic smirked as he took the boy’s clothes from him and handed him his speedo. “You are the best Max. I think you have what it take to be the next big thing.” Sonic said to his new friend. As Max turned to face the camera and do his poses as he had been trained to do by Sonic, Sonic himself turned away and fished out Maxes briefs underwear from the shorts he wore. Just out of sight of the boy who was busy with his poses, Sonic took a big huff out of Max’s underwear. It made his head spin. Sonic pressed the stop and the light went off. Max was overcome with the rush of the camera. “Alright Max, we’re all done here, you can get back dressed.” Sonic handed Max his clothes back and his underwear. “That was great man, we’ll start filming the skate scenes as soon as we can get this analyzed.” “Awesome! This is the best thing to ever happen. Maybe someday I’ll get to play at the X-Games even!” Max exclaimed excitedly. “I’m sure of it kid! I have no doubt, I’ll do anything to get you there.” Sonic said to his friend sincerely meaning what he said to him. Max undressed again and put on his own clothes. “Hey Sonic, how come you have these clothes for me?” Max asked sonic. “I just had these from a few friends of mine. We have a whole lot of really cool friends you can meet eventually.” Sonic told the kid. “More skateboarders?” Max asked. “We have all sorts of talents on our team kid. Here is a card with my phone number on it, call me tomorrow and we will hang out.” Sonic said. “That’s awesome Sonic” Max said “and Max! Don’t tell anyone about this, if anyone finds out we might not be able to do the deal with you for the videos okay?” Sonic said to Max straight up lying to him. “Of course! I don’t want to go anywhere else with my moves!” Max said to Sonic. Max opened the side door to the van and stepped outside. He looked back into it and looked up and Sonic. “It was awesome getting to hang out with you!” Max said totally in awe of what had just happened. “I had a lot of fun little buddy! Take care and stay safe!” Sonic said to the kid. “Bye!” Max said as he ran off. Sonic closed the door and turned to the camera and VCR. He placed the camera in its case and unplugged a video cable from it. The Camera lay in the case and inside of it was no tape at all. The video line lead to the VCR by the TV. On the face of the VCR by the TV, there were four lights of which two were on. The lights that were on read POWER, and the other read REC. Sonic bent down and pressed the stop button on the VCR, dimming that REC light to darkness.