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Canonically, Yori is so weak and useless that not even death itself wants anything to do with him. Thus, no matter how much Yori dies (which is likely a lot) because death refuses to accept him, he just always comes back, good as new.

One could see this as annoying or a bad thing, but to Yori...it's just another bragging right. He can never die and thus will always be around to harass you! Even when you don't want him to be!
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