“...Table salt is just one example of salts that can be created when a halogen element chemically reacts with another metal, especially in the alkali family. It, of course, is the only one we can safely consume…” 
	The lecture of an elderly tigress teacher was then interrupted by a low growl of sheer and utter boredom. The source of it came from the head of a light white and grayish brown cat that lied flat on a table, struggling to stay awake. It was chemistry class, on a Friday afternoon. Friday afternoons, being of course, the time of week where students like the cat would be in their biggest slumps, wanting nothing more than for the weekend to just begin already! Evan did not wish to take part in a class such as this, nor any class at all, as any teenager his age normally would. Hell, he only ever went to school for the friends he’s made here. That was the only thing he could conceivably get out of it.
	“Evan can you tell us why halogens and alkali metals in particular are very reactive with each other?” the instructor looked right at Evan who almost took no notice. When he did, he felt an awkward embarrassment flood his body as he fumbled for words. 
	“Uh… is it because…” he drew it out to buy more time to think. “They’re attracted to each other?” he said despite knowing how redundant the reply was.
	“Yes, well,” the tigress started impatiently. “We all know that, but do you know why? This was on your homework last night after all.” Evan did not answer. Several seconds went by. The feline teacher’s tail twitched slightly from annoyance. “Because halogens have seven valence electrons and alkali metals have only one in their outermost energy levels. Because of the octet rule, where each level of electrons has eight in a set, electrons from alkali metals can very easily transfer to halogens and thus, create compounds. I do hope you will take note of all this in the future, Evan. And that goes for all of you who haven’t done their homework either, yes I know who you are! Now, fluorine in particular is an especially volatile halogen because--” and Evan proceeded to drown her out again.
	Evan just couldn’t wait until the weekend. He and his friends had a night of debauchery planned to celebrate four whole days away from school due to holidays that serve very little significance. Well in this case, they obviously do. The more time Evan can spend away from this hellhole the better. It was nothing more than a purgatory of perpetual boredom and information he did not need or care about. Over to his left he saw one of those friends of his, Klaus, an otter, winking at him. Evan winked back, seeing the anticipation on the young otter’s face. 
	The bell rang out to signal the end of the day has come. The tigress was doing her best to let her older voice be heard over the sudden outbreak of commotion. “And don’t forget, your molecular projects are due on the--!” but it got too loud for Evan to hear, not that he cared. Klaus immediately strode up to him as Evan began to stride from the classroom. 	
	“Yo, Evan, you ready for the celebration tonight?” he gave his cat buddy a friendly slap on the back. 
	Evan grinned. “Oh you know it! I’ll swing by your place by eight! I’m gonna be bringing my special toys with me as well,” he added in a low voice to make sure no one would overhear. 
	The otter gave an eager chuckle. “Oh, I cannot wait for that! You have the best toys of anyone else in the entire school! You gotta tell me how you got them,” Klaus looked at Evan with big eyes.
	Evan put a paw on the otter’s shoulder. “Ah, but a cat never reveals his sources. Or was it secrets? Who cares; same thing!” 
	Klaus began to veer off in another direction. “Well, gotta jet! See you tonight!”
	Evan normally rode the bus with Klaus and a couple other classmates whom he expected to see that night as well, but he remembered that his parents wanted to meet him at the front of the school and take him home themselves for some reason. He hoped it wasn’t because they found out what he and other classmates were doing almost every weekend. That would likely be a disaster.
	Sure enough at the administration office at the front of the school, his parents sat just inside. He could see them through the glass next to the door. He stepped inside feeling unusually nervous. Normally he didn’t give a damn what they thought, but…
	“Evan!” his mother stood up. “There you are! Ready to go?”
	Evan nodded slowly. “Well, yeah, but why have you decided to pick me up today?” 
	“Well it’s because we have something we need you to do this weekend. In a few hours, Lukan has to go to the clinic for a… problem. You know that he usually babysits Aero and Wolfie on the weekends right? Well their parents asked us if you could step in instead. And that’s where that favor comes in,” Evan’s father explained.
	Evan felt an instinctive groan escape his windpipe. “Uughh! Are you kidding me?! But Klaus and I have something planned already for tonight! We’ve been planning it for over a month!” 
	“Now, now, we anticipated that your teenage denial would kick in response to this so we decided that if you do not do this for us, we’ll confiscate your computer. But if you DO do it for us without question, we’ll lift the age restriction we put onto it.” 
	Evan’s thoughts flashed. They had age gated his computer when they caught him buying more toys online. If he could get back onto that-- “Okay. Fine… whatever. Klaus isn’t going to be too happy about this though,” he said regretfully.
	“Attaboy,” his father nodded approvingly. “Now let’s get home before they’re dropped off before we’re there.”
	Evan wasn’t regret free about deciding to comply to this request. First off Klaus was going to have a field day tearing him apart. Klaus wasn’t exactly compliant when it came to disrupted plans, especially ones ongoing for as long as this one. He whipped out his phone to let the mustelid know the gist of what’s happened. It did not take long for the otter, who was presumably on the bus ride home, to respond.
	‘Are you fucking with me?! Evan, we’ve planned this since the New Years one ended! Don’t fucking bail on me! It’s bad enough my boyfriend has to go to the hospital, but now you--!’
	Evan shook his head and scowled as he replied. Just like Klaus alright. ‘I didn’t ask for this either, you stupid rudderbutt! Do you think I’m happy to cancel this get together for some shitty babysitting gig!? Hell, you should be with Lukan and be supporting him instead of partying!’
	Klaus did not reply after that. Evan was suddenly worried if the otter was mad at him. No. No point in worrying. That creature WAS mad at him, unequivocally. But Klaus would get over it after he blew some steam. Both literal and metaphorical steam… 
	“So how was your day at school, Evan?” There was the tried and true question that always got old immediately. Evan snorted. 
	“Nothing spectacular as always,” he grumbled. “And I was glad it was the weekend until this…” he added melodramatically. 
	“Well, you chose to babysit, didn’t you?” his father responded evenly.
	“You threatened to take my computer if I didn’t! This wasn’t my choice; it’s coercion!” Evan retorted. 
	“Still you chose to do it in the end, right Evan?” his father said. 
	Evan snorted again. “Like I had much of a choice at all…” he muttered. 
	“Well, sometimes you have to make the toughest choices to get through in life, sweetie. It’s just how life goes,” his mother chimed in. “Just think of what Lukan had to go through to have Klaus as his boyfriend!” she added.
	“Pfft,” Evan scoffed. “That was out of his control, this was in YOUR control,” he spat. 
	“Still better to be prepared than to be caught with your pants down, Evan,” his father regained control of the conversation. “Don’t worry, from what Lukan says, Aero and Wolfie are quite the well behaved cubs!” he added as they pulled into the driveway that belonged to Aero and Wolfie’s always working and mysterious parents. Already there was Lukan, a raccoon with vivid sapphire colored eyes, and Evan’s two charges, Aero, the golden colored fox, and Wolfie, a wolf whose fur consisted of many blue and green stripes zigzagging his body. No way you’ll ever lose track of these two conspicuous characters. Lukan did not look very well, however…
	“What kept you guys?” Lukan said. His voice seemed forced.
	“Evan and his teenage rebellion,” Evan’s mother replied. “Are you okay, Lukan?”
	The coon shook his head. “No, miss,” he was clutching his abdomen. 
	“What happened to you anyways?” the father asked.
	“It was a mistake letting Klaus take me to that Mexican restaurant. Should have asked if there was green chile in that enchilada... “ Ouch… Evan knew about Lukan’s crippling allergy to green chile. He says enough of it could kill him. Evan wasn’t sure about the legitimacy of that claim, but it was apparent the coon was in a lot of pain. If left in his system too long it would wreak some serious havoc…
	“Oh, well then you get yourself some help, Lukan. Evan’s got Aero and Wolfie this weekend. Don’t you… Evan?” his mother added in a stern and unrelenting voice. 
	Evan nodded, conceding inevitable defeat. “Yes, mom…” 
	“Good,” she nodded.
	Lukan looked at Evan. “D-don’t worry. These two will behave themselves. Won’t you…?” he added to the cubs in an equally stern voice. It was hampered by a sudden groan emanating from him. “Oh God... “ he clutched himself harder. “I’ve really got to get going…” As the cubs gave their shy nods, not saying a word, Lukan began walking clumsily off in the other direction. “G-good luck!” he managed to say before disappearing.
	“Man, poor coon. Has he told you what happened to him last time he ingested green chile? It wasn’t good for him,” his mother rambled slightly. “Well, anyways, we’ll leave you to it.” And without letting Evan have a chance to say anything on his mind about the matter, his parents got back into the car and drove towards home.
	Evan sighed. There was definitely no going back now. Except right then his phone beeped. Klaus must have finally responded to his last text.
	‘Holy shit, there was green chile in that enchilada from last night!? Oh my God I am such a shitty boyfriend!!!” And he even included several panicky emoticons. Evan could not help but roll his eyes at the careless otter’s text. Evan did not even bother replying to him. He looked down at the two young canids, who returned his look with blank expressions. Aero blinked. 
	“So…” Evan began awkwardly to the seven, eight year olds. “What does Lukan usually do with you guys?” he asked uncertainly. 
	This time Wolfie blinked. Neither of them said a word. More likely than not, Evan assumed that they were shy because they’re facing a new face. After a long time with that raccoon, it must be awkward for them to see a cat in their midst. 
	Evan chuckled. “Alright, alright. Let’s just head inside, shall we…?” And it was at that instant he tripped over the legs of two cubs that suddenly dashed in front of him to the house. “Whoa! Agh!” he exclaimed as he suddenly ended up flat on his backside. Annoyance rose in his throat, but he held his tongue. He just got back to his paws to open the door. Instantly, the two cubs ran inside and jumped on the couch.
	Evan tread in carefully to make sure no little fox or wolf tripped him up again. “So is it TV? Movie? Video games?” he shuffled his arms. He was not used to the silent treatment. Especially from cubs. Normally cubs were loud… annoying… complaining… begging… Pretty much not quiet in any way. It was moderately off putting. The cubs proceeded to put on same video games. Evan was not sure if there was a time limit Lukan or, more importantly, their parents placed on that. He shrugged. As if one weekend was going to make too much of a difference. 
	He jumped onto the couch to see what they were playing. They seemed to take very little notice in Evan’s presence. Was this how they reacted to Lukan too? They were very unusual creatures… Evan also noted they were playing what looked like Mario Kart. A classic racing game, indeed. He looked to the cubs. “Could I play with you?”
	Aero responded only with handing the cat a controller. Evan took it. “Thanks,” he said, still uncertain of what he should be feeling at that point. After ten races, Evan was stunned. The cubs beat him nine races out of ten! And the one Evan won was because he got really lucky with a blue shell attacking Wolfie! How are these two so good!? “Holy crap! How are you guys so good!?” Evan exclaimed his thoughts. The two young ones just shrugged. Evan could only interpret the answer as a lot of practice. Although if there was some sort of limit, how can that be? How long have they had that game? Why was Evan even considering these questions? This silent treatment must be affecting his brain… 
	Without warning he noticed Wolfie in the kitchen opening the fridge. Evan yelped slightly when he was surprised by Aero running after the wolf once he’d taken his eyes off him, bumping Evan as he ran. Evan almost told the fox not to run in the house, but Aero had stopped by Wolfie before he could even open his maw. The two of them seemed to be chugging something from inside the fridge. Come to thinking of it… racing the cubs in a game had really made Evan thirsty himself. He got up to join the two parched creatures, only to find they had finished off some kind of juice by themselves. Evan couldn’t even tell what it was. Damn it. Their parents really needed to pay attention to the fridge. It was almost empty on top of running out of refreshment. Evan growled to himself softly as he closed the fridge door. 
	“Come on, boys! Ya should have left me some!” Evan complained. The two cubs went back to their racing game. Evan shrugged it off and went to do some of the chemistry homework. From a few days ago.
	Evan did not get very far, because the next instant, he felt a tug on his leg, and then the softness of a tail. Aero was trying to get his attention. He sighed and rolled his eyes. He had no time for this now… He looked down to see the young vulpine dancing in place, holding his crotch. The fox did not speak any words, but Evan knew what it was. “Well why don’t you go to the bathroom, Aero?” he asks, somewhat annoyed. 
	Aero shook his head, pointing down the hall, where Wolfie was moving in a similar manner to Aero in front of the bathroom door. It appeared to be stuck on something… Evan sighed.
	“What the hell is this?” he muttered, getting up to check up on it. He looked into the bathroom and felt his face drop. “Oh you have got to be kidding me… Lukan why didn’t you tell me their toilet was broken!?” he exclaimed as he saw that the porcelain throne had been smashed by… something. Evan had no idea what had happened to cause it, but the john was cracked and leaking so badly, that using it was out of the question!
Evan angrily grabbed his phone demanding an explanation from Lukan or the cubs’ parents. Lukan did not respond at all and Wolfie’s parents replied with ‘Ask Lukan. He’d know.’ Evan growled in frustration, gripping his phone close to the crushing point. But a small whine from Aero caused him to look down at him. So what was he to do about the needy cubs…? What did  they do before? Have them piss in the backyard? In bottles? Or something else…? Evan had no idea.
	Then Evan thought of something potentially daring and nasty. Well if he cannot go to the party that Klaus had… more than likely called off at this point to get his ass fucked or get his stomach filled, to put it crudely, then the cubs could…
	Wait. Would they comply? Evan was contemplating child porn or something, right? Wait. He was fifteen! Did something like this apply to him? Whatever it was, it felt too right to deny. Man… Evan needed to get out more… for more of these parties so he did not have to resort to this! The libido is too crazy to quell! Not that he minded too much anyways… as long as he had some sort of outlet, which right now, he had no truly viable option. He gave the cubs soft, suggestive looks. The two of them, still somewhat dancing in place glanced at each with confused looks on their faces. Evan wasn’t entirely sure how he was to convey his plan too the cubs. Well he at least knew that little hesitation was allowed due to the young, small bladders, so he beckoned the two young ones back towards the kitchen. The canids looked at each other, somewhat confused. Evan wondered if they assumed he was going to give them bottles or cups… Well Evan wasn’t sure where would be the best idea to do this… as the kitchen island would be a good place to have one cub sit and do it. And the kitchen is tile, which would be infinitely easier to clean. Whatever it takes to keep this as clandestine as possible would definitely be ideal… 
	With the two cubs now standing next to each other in front of the kitchen island, obviously not keeping still, Evan began to undress the two of them himself. Aero and Wolfie both yelped as the older boy’s hands handled their clothing, pulling it away from their bodies. Evan blushed slightly from the sight of their bodies. It felt so wrong yet so right to be turned on by someone so much more underaged than he was. Although to be fair-- the cubs would be the ones to take Evan… God he was such a slutty cat sometimes. But he loved every moment of that fact.
Once the boys were stripped down to nothing, Evan took a second to admire their little bodies before doing the same to himself. He stripped himself to nothing in a few seconds flat. With so much practice under his belt, he can go from fully clothed to naked in a blink of an eye!  Evan was already mostly hard, as well. It was Aero’s and Wolfie’s turn to have their faces to turn reddish. He kicked the discarded and accursed clothing aside.
He wondered which one of them he should drink from… He saw Wolfie walking behind him to presumably adventure around the older boy’s body that was amidst puberty. That may have just answered that conundrum! As Evan picked up Aero, who yelped slightly in surprise to sit him on the island counter, he seductively lifted his tail for the wolf pup behind him. 
For a moment, Aero looked down at Evan, who had gotten onto his knees to be level with the fox cub’s cute little groin, with a confused expression, squirming harder. It was apparent that these two were not going to be able to hold it in for very much longer. “Go ahead, Aero, go now. And Wolfie, you too, in there…” he said softly. He braced himself, waiting for the liquids to come. They did not come immediately. Presumably because the cubs may have been hesitant themselves. “Don’t worry, Evan said even softer. “I want you to…” 
It took another few seconds, as he closed his eyes and grunted from a sudden, quick insertion in his tailhole. Wolfie had gone in. He felt the young wolf hugging his lower abdomen, and a little paw on his left leg as the young wolf began to relieve himself inside. Evan was just about to give a pleasured moan from how nice and warm it was inside him, his face was suddenly splashed with the same sort of warmth coming from Aero. Evan instinctively grabbed the fox’s legs and opened his maw slightly. Instantly the piss hit his tongue. The strong, salty taste hit him harder than Wolfie had when he rammed inside of him. He took it all in from both sides. Wolfie’s piss in the ass and Aero’s straight into the maw. He swallowed quickly to keep up with Aero’s long stream. Evan felt his stomach and anal cavity beginning to expand slightly from how much urine was being deposited into his body. He moved forward to take Aero’s little cock into his maw and sucked out the piss directly, making loud, audible gulping sounds. He heard the two cubs sighing in long awaited relief as their trapped fluids were now set free... only to spend more time in another’s body. He heard some of the liquid splashing onto the floor, indicating what was wasted and what had to be cleaned for later. He was surprised at just how little was actually going to waste, however. 
It seemed it wouldn’t end because of just how full both their bladders were. But he did not mind. He didn’t think he’d ever get sick of that little fox’s piss or the feeling of the wolf’s flooding his insides. And hey, his thirst was also for the most part satiated now. Eventually, the two cubs’ streams did end. The first one to end was Wolfie’s as his was the first to crack in the first place, and as soon as Evan swallowed the last of Aero’s, he licked his tip clean of any residue that may have lied in the peehole. 
Evan then got another wicked idea. If he couldn’t have his debauchery with Klaus, then why not with these two? He then began to give Aero’s little foxhood firm sucking. It was on that, that Wolfie took his cue to begin thrusting steadily at Evan’s ass, causing Evan to yelp. Evan sucked on the young vulpine’s member, licking around the small, developing shaft as he did so, causing Aero to give small yips and moans. He heard Wolfie making similar sounds, but with more panting, as that cub went to town on Evan’s backside. Wolfie did not seem to want to go steady at first, but go straight to the rough fucking, which Evan was more than happy to moan about. He was only worried that it would tire out the young one a little too much, but he was too busy being encompassed by pleasure to give it a second thought. The taste of fox penis and piss in his mouth, combined with the wolf’s in his backside filled him with bliss. If these two were older, then it would be complete utopia from how developed and large their members may be destined to become…
Evan was jolted by a sudden sensation in his maw. Not only had the fox’s member began to throb in his maw, but the creature had also started humping it softly along with his sucking. Now that both ends of his body were completely taken over by the two cubs he was supposed to take initial supremacy over, Evan couldn’t help but completely surrender under their will and let them have their way with his body. He could only take in the musk of the one at his face and suck him off in unison with the humping, which was quickly gaining momentum. Wolfie’s was still as fast as ever. As Evan’s tailhole clenched on the wolf’s cock, he could feel the urine inside sloshing about by the strong humping, making muffled squelching sounds from inside his ass. This forced a long moan of pleasure from the cat as he was used and abused by these cubs. They seemed so shy to him at first, but now, not anymore.
The two canids were both moaning and panting just about as loudly as Evan was. Evan wondered just how close both of them were. He knew he wasn’t that far away himself… All he could do was continue to suck and deepthroat the fox, and let the wolf do his worst to his backside. 
Evan yelped. It seemed like the wolf had planted his knot into his backside and before Evan knew it, Aero had pushed his beyond his lips. The two of the proceeded to hump deep and rapidly. It was a matter of seconds before both of them would cum. Evan waited each hump as if they were a second long each, not wanting to miss the first of it to come. He was also curious to know who will cum first. 
To Evan’s surprise, the first one to cum was actually himself. He gasped loudly on Aero’s cock, moaning intensely as his cock spurted cum onto the floor below him. Damn it! More wasted stuff to clean later. Nice… But the disappointment was cut short by euphoria, as Wolfie came first out of the two cubs. The throbbing was the first thing that Evan felt. What really disappointed him though was that because his ass was already so full of piss, he barely felt the cum at all. After a moment he felt the consistency in his ass thicken slightly as the piss and cum blended together. There was that feeling he adored… Evan moaned and purred in pleasure on Aero. That seemed to be the catalyst for the fox as he yaps loudly and Evan felt the little member twitching between his lips, spurting out a healthy amount of fox cum onto his tongue. It tasted almost as strongly as his piss did. Evan wasn’t sure which he liked more, but he swallowed it all up, just the same. Now that Evan was filled with both fluids a penis could provide, he couldn’t be more content. Somehow, having done this with the two cubs was even more fun than it was with his friends. Was it because it had a strong taboo effect, or was it because of the simple thought that cubs are better? Whatever it was, Evan hoped he could do all this again the following day. ...Or even in just a few hours or so. He felt a hard tug on his backside as Wolfie pulled out of him. He heard the splash of some of the cum and piss combo spilling out from his momentarily opened hole, before the ring of muscle closed it up inside for good. Aero pulled out a similar way, almost forcing Evan’s maw to open wider than it was supposed to be able to. 
Aero jumped off the counter, slipping slightly in the mess on the floor. Evan caught him and rebalanced him before he could fall. Wolfie joined them. Both cubs were beaming, happier than Evan’s seen them all day. Obviously they had as much fun as he did. “Would you two ever want to do this again sometime?” he panted softly. Both cubs immediately nodded vigorously. Evan laughed. “Me too,” he said. As he did so, his phone’s ringtone rang out from inside his pants on the floor. He stumbled a bit to get to it. It was his mom and dad.
“Hello?”
“Hi son, how are you doing with Wolfie and Aero? You all are doing fine, I hope?” It was his father who spoke. He sounded somewhat concerned. 
“We’re doing fantastically actually,” Evan said brightly. 
“Ohh that’s a different tone than from earlier,” his mother chimed in with that observation. “Sounds like you’re having fun over there, aren’tcha?” For a brief moment, Evan thought his mother might have an inkling of what may have just transpired, but he quickly dismissed it.
“Yeah. Lots of fun. These two are so good at racing games, by the way…” Evan tried to make it sound like that instead of… well…
“Oh, I bet they are,” she replied dismissively. “You are gonna be good for the next three days, right Evan?”
“Oh yeah,” Evan confirmed confidently. “Cannot wait for the next time as well.”