Through unlikely circumstances, the parrot and the raccoon had met and quickly bonded over their shared penchant for eschewing their clothes whenever possible. While Haru had mentioned the less than decent costumes her and her sister would wear for Halloween, Patrigue brought up how some of his friends would let him strip down and hang out with them in the buff. However, he also conceded somewhat sadly that sometimes he would be the only one willing to bare it all, with his other friends keeping their clothes on.
"Oh, you should come hang out at my house then," Haru replied, "My house is clothing-optional 24/7!"
And soon after that statement, numbers were exchanged and plans were made. Pat was going to visit Haru's humble abode and the two were going to have a proper nudist hangout. Days had passed and the time had come. Now, Pat was sitting in his little beat-up Toyota, parked right in front of the raccoon's supposed address.
Shifting the car into park and shutting off the ignition, the avian removed his phone from his car's charger and sent a quick text to Haru, telling him he was here, before slipping the device into his pocket and grabbing his backpack from the passenger seat.
However, before Pat opened the door and stepped outside, an entertaining thought had occurred to the conure: He had a history of leaving his friends' houses multiple times with nothing but his backpack on. However, he had never once entered a friend's house in the same fashion.
Well, there were obvious reasons for this. First off, he would usually arrive at his friend's house in the late afternoon when the chances of being caught by a neighbor were just too high, while he usually left late into the night when most people were too busy sleeping to catch sight of his au natural antics. Secondly, he would only get undressed after asking his friends that it was okay to do so.
These were fairly decent reasons not to attempt such a stunt, but in that moment the avian took note of two important details. First, with the unique layout of the street and the surrounding houses, it seemed that it would be near-impossible for any of the neighbors to see him. The only way someone could catch him would be if they walked out their front door, which likely wouldn’t happen in the ten seconds it would take to walk to Haru’s front door. And second, he was here to hang out with a nudist… in the nude. Heck, Haru was probably already undressed as he waited for the avian in his abode. The sight of the bare bird's body likely wouldn't shock the raccoon as much as it would a textile person. Haru would probably just consider it “thinking ahead” or something. Having taken note of these two details, the idea of abandoning his clothes in his car didn't sound half bad.
Steeling himself, he quickly shucked himself of all his articles of clothing before opening the door to his car, stepping out, and shutting the door behind him with only his car keys and backpack in tow. Locking his car, he made his way to the house. It was only seconds later that a young raccoon walked out the front door Pat was walking towards. There was just one small problem: that raccoon wasn’t Haru!
“AYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!” exclaimed the fully-clothed, obviously female raccoon that stood at least a foot taller than Haru.
The parrot could only freeze in place, realizing the humongous lapse in judgement the parrot had made. He could have sworn that this was the right house, but no! This wasn’t Haru! And now she was probably going to call the police and get him arrested for public indecency and put him on a list and ruin the rest of his life! His brain screamed at him to cover up and flee, but his legs were stuck to the ground and his arms were frozen at his sides. Dammit, why couldn’t he move!? He needed to run away from this nightmare!
“What is it, Maddy!? What’s wrong!?” Pat heard as a little brown ball of fuzz came dashing to the female’s side, stopping short of stepping outdoors and eyeing the conure up and down.
“Pat!?” the miniature fuzzball faltered.
Suddenly, it hit Pat like a ton of bricks. The fur color, the height, the glasses, the complete lack of clothing, there was only one person that this furball could be!
“H-Haru?” the au natural avain replied, just as confused.
Simultaneously, the two let out a huge sigh of relief.
“Glad to see you’re dressed for the occasion,” Haru teased.
“Well, I figured I was going to get undressed anyway,” the conure confessed, scratching the back of his head, “I wasn’t aware you were going to have company over.”
“Company?” the miniature mammal wondered aloud before realizing what he was referring to.
“Oh, you mean Maddy!” He clarified, motioning to the much larger, much less naked raccoon next to him, “This is my sister Madeline. We live together!”
“Oh! So she doesn’t mind… all this…” the avian asked, motioning to his nude form.
“She gives me flack for it sometimes, but she really doesn’t mind.”
“Oh thank goodness! I thought she was going to call the cops on me!”
“Hold up!” Madeline interrupted, “Haru, you invited this pervert to our house!?”
“Not a pervert, Maddy! He’s a nudist like me,” he corrected, before turning his attention back to the bottomless bird before them, “Now, c’mon Pat. Let me give you the house tour.”
“Sure thing!” Pat responded, following the petite procyonid into the household.
The older sister could only stand there at the door, still perplexed after everything that had happened in the only past minute. Despite running circles in her head, all she could do was sigh and shake her head.
“He couldn't have waited until he got to Haru’s room to get naked, could he?” she muttered under her breath as she walked back inside.
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