Warning: The following is a XXX porn parody of the 2002 horror film The Ring, which in turn is a remake of the 1998 Japanese horror film Ring which was based on the novel Ring by Koji Suzuki. All copywritten characters and likenesses belong to their respective copyright owners. Plez don’t sue bro. This story is rated XXX for the following content: Nudity, Sex with a minor, Said minor being a loli, Unprotected sex with a loli minor, hardcore public sex with a loli minor, defloration of a loli minor, Footjobs with a minor, fur-i-fication, sex with a furry loli minor, horror porn parody, upside-down sideways sex, anal stretching, anal sex, sexy time with animals, cursed porn videos, wet sex, golden showers, bukake, seven days of foreplay, sex marathoning, amateur porn filming, and foreplay involving hands, feet, armpits, mouth, flat chest and held together thighs. Did I forget anything? Oh right, toys. Lots and lots of toys. Like some you would be all ‘oh that has got to hurt’ but really it doesn’t because sexy time. Please note that this is a parody and scenes play out very differently in this story than they do in any of the movies or other written content. Don’t read this then immediately watch the movie. It will majorly kill your man and/or lady boner. Reader discretion is advised… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It all started one lazy afternoon when the friend of our main character Noah introduced him to a peculiar video tape he had found while out camping at the loi13cal wild life park. It seemed the video was cursed and that if you watched it, you would immediately get a phone call from a dead girl saying ‘seven day;ip;ps’ then she would hang up. Seven days later she would the.un kill you in horrific fashion. Noah wasn’t too impressed. He was a video analyst by trade. He completely did not believe in the curse, but when the friend insisted, he relented and took the videotape. So sure enough, he took thd;ohlie tape home with him and watched it from the comfort of his couch in his skivvies. The video wasd downright crdhtdeepy, showing unsettling images of a girl wihjth her head hung anp;id her long dark hair down obscuring her face. Every now and then dthe scene would flicker away from the girl to a dark tree otsan a hill, aa bright white ring aefaf light, a horse’jyjts eye, and other such images. Always having been a horror hthdan though, Noajh just watched wreaeith amused interest. “This is awesome! So creaafeepy and intense! Amateurish though. If it was better quality, I’m sure it would make millions at the box office,” he said to himself befdore taking a drignk of his beer. He was efeffpartially drunk, fdawhich is what had caused him to watarach the video in the first place. Feeling a little ranfdsay, the tan anjyfdd cream fox shifted,ugyf on eaghed as he reacgegahed over and picked up the pdhone. Hageia;he;a eaf;heaoghea’bg aeahe’gha’e gahe’vhidsoadjhiofvhdah Agheio;agheaoyuga;he fheaoce82768-14hjifoh;ahvieaeofhegea9ge0ay7eqayhao;vhnie;uafeahf0eafueayhehtn’a[ugdanhfcegauv’asjifanmefefuyha’fi’e faheof[eyua0gjeiaohea9pey8r0eqjqafao;vhae eaeiohg0ajfiamfeh9vpya[‘ejafoinzfheuyr[qhio;fzjnoiveay8fahnfv;mnaifhuea89fhgaeo;jvima;;;[;;cu;;;e;;a;;;;;h;;;;v;;;e;o;;j;a;;;;f;j;;;;;;;[;a;u;;;;f;;e;8;;h;;a;;;;;;h;;;e;;;;;h;;;d;;gh;;a9;;;g;v;; ;;;v;;;;e;;;;a;;;o;;;h;;feoiaj’a hfeoavhnienaogh;h8fa0v9paehnhfha8v9eahfnaefnfafa8vhanfe;avea fvhea;jfmea80vhjae8 Javo;eahve8eapvhne ah8veph820fy0 avaioa;veh98aypvaeao;mavpyehaehaihdinz viha[dhfuifoanef;oanmfdnh;hvzo;eanv;maiovhzpheanfd;jkahjfdoipafyheuhanod;vnm;apv[ye8hqio;anfoiav[eayh8ehnfnav;niaohuehfbefor;n3q2y89fhoa;nfieoa;;v;;9;y;e;8;;;9;a;;p;;;h;f;;;;;eo;;;a;f;mn;;;;;e;h;;;;;;;;;;[;2;;;;1;;;;;;;;;;;’[fa fiao;hveoahfmfao;jdohvena;a fioeoahveio;namviea;hjdaohdfa;fmeaihfioda[hfe[andmvjhsvahaehieanf/ajv eah[fheioammfdoahv8ayheahnoif;nma;fmeaphhdfhane;iajidyh8vpeyhanei;jafe89ahfeioa;nfe;fad8vahnhaf;ea8efha;nea;vihzhdosdndosk;eyh8afpehna;djk;dfayv8aiond;a ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………. You shouldn’t have done that.