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She and Pound Cake hurried past Applebloom and out of Sweet Apple Acres.\n\nAs Applebloom tried to remove the bucket, she almost caught a glimpse of the twins.\n\n``Applebloom!'' Applejack hurried to Applebloom and slipped the bucket from her little sister's head. ``What happened?!''\n\n``Ah don't know,'' Applebloom replied. ``Ah was guarding the entrance like you said, when all of a sudden, this bucket came out of nowhere and landed on mah head.''\n\nApplejack threw the bucket aside. ``Didya see anypony?''\n\n``Y-Yes! Ah did see somepony! Two of `em! Ah didn't get a good look at them but...Ah think they were naked.''\n\nApplejack facepalmed. ``This is just what we need. A couple of hippies tryin' to steal our profits. You go dry yerself, Ah'll call the police.''\n\nApplebloom rushed off.\n\n``Sheesh,'' Applejack sneered. ``The sixties were over, and the hippies lost, so why are they still around?''\n\nWinona sat next to her, whining.\n\n``Don't worry girl.'' Applejack petted her head. ``We'll find those monsters soon.''\n\nMeanwhile, at Sugar Cube Corner, the customer was still waiting for his wife's birthday cake.\n\n``Sheesh, this cake is bigger than the one I made for Diamond Tiara's party,'' Pinkie said as she examined the cookbook. The counter bell was rung again.\n\n``I'll get it!'' Mrs. Cake called out. She hurried to the counter. It was the same stallion. ``Your order's not ready yet, sir.''\n\n``It's not that,'' the stallion replied. ``I was wondering if it was okay if we could have my wife's birthday here. Is that okay?''\n\n``Certainly!'' Pinkie called out. ``Just make sure everypony you've invited knows that.''\n\n``Okay.'' The guy took out his cell phone and started dialing a number.\n\n``I'll take it from here, Pinkie,'' Mr. Cake said. ``You set this place up for the party, and check on the twins while you're at it.''\n\n``Okie-dokie-loki!'' Pinkie rushed to the bathroom and knock on the door. ``How are you two doing in there?'' The bubble bath bottle fell from the shelf and landed on a rubber duck, making the same squeak the Cake Twins would make. ``Okay good! We're very busy, so you'll have to dry yourselves. Towels are on the toilet. We'll get you guys soon!'' Pinkie hurried to her room, unbeknownst to the fact that the twins weren't' even in the bathtub.\n\nThe twins were still trying to hurry back home. Occasionally, they would hide behind a bush, tree, trash can, or any other objects that covered the naked foals. They eventually stopped behind two lawn ornaments that conveniently covered their areas.\n\n``Pumpkin can we trade?'' Pound asked. ``I don't trust this short guy with the red pointy hat.''\n\n``Now?s not the time to worry about that!'' Pumpkin replied. ``We have to get back to our house before our mommy or daddy or Auntie Pinkie realizes we?re missing!''\n\n``Where is our house, anyway?''\n\n``I remember it looked like it was made of candy. Come on.''\n\n``I don't care what anypony says,'' Pound Cake thought. ``Being nakie isn't fun at all!''\n\nThe duo hurried behind a hot-air balloon stand.\n\n``Okay, we've gotta move fast and - '' Just as Pumpkin was about to finish her sentence, the two bumped into another pony.\n\n``Oh, excuse me,'' the pony apologized. ``I didn't see you kids...'' That's when she noticed the twins were buck naked. She was weirded out, but not enough to panic or scream. ``Uhh...what happened to you two?'' She casually asked.\n\nBefore Pumpkin could respond, not that it would matter because she's a baby, the distant sound of sirens was heard. Pound and Pumpkin hurried away. Two cop cars stopped in front of the hot-air balloon stand. Three officers came out of the cars.\n\n``Excuse me, miss,'' the officer said, ``we've got a report of a bunch of hippies streaking in this town. Did you witness anything?''\n\n``Hippies?'' the mare thought. ``First naked babies, and now naked hippies? Is there a nudist parade going on in this town that I didn't know about?'' She then spoke to the officers, ``What did the hippies look like?''\n\nPound and Pumpkin peeked from their hiding spot. They were in the basket of the hot-air balloon. \n\n``It's no use Pumpkin,'' Pound whispered. ``We're surrounded. Maybe we should just give ourselves up.''\n\n``No way,'' Pumpkin quietly retorted. ``Think about what will happen when our Mommy, Daddy, and Auntie find out. We'll have locks all over our clothes!''\n\n``You're right. But what should we do? You always seem to have good ideas.''\n\n``Hold on. I'm thinking.''\n\n``Well, to be honest, ma'am,'' the officer explained, ``the pony who called us didn't give us much of a description. Said there where two of them. One of them had wings.''\n\n``I know! We'll use the balloon!'' Pumpkin suggested. She used her magic to undo the strings.\n\n``What about the color of their fur?'' the mare asked.\n\n``Well one - your balloon is flying away, ma'am.''\n\n``What?'' She turned around to see it taking off. ``Hey! Come back here! Can't you guys do something?''\n\n``Don't worry, miss. We'll send somepony to fetch it for you.''\n\n``Phew! That was close,'' Pound said with a sigh of relief.\n\n``We're not done yet, Pound Cake,'' Pumpkin reminded. ``We still need to find our home.''\n\n``Oh, right.'' Pound Cake peeked over the basket. ``There it is!''\n\nPumpkin looked over as well. ``Perfect! Now all we have to do is go down.''\n\nThat's when they heard somepony say, ``I found it!'' Pound and Pumpkin looked and saw a pegasus in the distance flying towards them.\n\n``Oh, no! Now what?!'' Pumpkin asked. ``I'm out of ideas!''\n\nPound noticed there was a cloud below them. ``I've got one this time! Hop on my back, Pumpkin!''\n\nPumpkin did just that. ``Ugh, it feels weird to do it when we're nakie.''\n\n``Whatever you do, don't let go. Ready?''\n\n``Wait, are you really gonna - ?''\n\nPound Cake sprung off the hot-air balloon. Both twins screamed as they plummeted toward Equestria, while the pegasus didn't see nor hear them.\n\nThe twins managed to land on top of the cloud with a soft poomf. Despite that, they were still shaken.\n\n``Oh my gosh!'' Pumpkin was too scared to get off Pound. ``I was too scared to even wet myself!''\n\n``Well, it's good that you didn't,'' Pound Cake replied. ``Remember, we're both nakie.''\n\n``So now what?''\n\n``Stay on my back. My idea's not done.'' Pound Cake shaped up the cloud until they were both covered by it. ``Now, use your magic to move the cloud down to our home.''\n\n``Okay?'' Pumpkin levitated the cloud until they were next to the bathroom window. She opened it up and drifted the cloud until they were right above the bathtub. They fell like raindrops into the water.\n\n``AAAHH!!''\n\n``This water is freezing!!'' Pound shouted. ``How long have we've been gone?''\n\n``Let's just wash up and get out of the tub.'' Pumpkin pulled the plug from the drain. ``We don't have time to fill up the tub, so let's just wash under the faucet.'' Pumpkin turned on the water until it was warm enough. ``Okay, let's go!''\n\nPound and Pumpkin quickly scrubbed each other's backs, then scrubbed their own areas until they were clean again. Pumpkin quickly shut off the water and the two climbed out of the tubs and grabbed their towels.\n\nMeanwhile, the party was almost done downstairs. The cake and decorations have been finished, and all the guests except the stallion's wife were present.\n\n``Thank you for all this,'' the stallion replied. ``I'm sure my wife will love your cake.''\n\n``Cake...Cake...'' Pinkie Pie gasped. ``[b]THE CAKE TWINS!![/b] I'll be right back.'' Pinkie ran up the stairs one last time. ``Oh, I hope they didn't `make lemonade' in there, and I'm not talking about the sweet kind.'' She opened the bathroom door the see the twins drying themselves. ``Oh, there you are. Sorry for leaving you in here for so long.'' She wrapped the twins in individual towels and carried them to their room. ``You have no idea how busy we were today.''\n\n``They didn't realize we were missing?!'' Pumpkin thought.\n\nPinkie placed the twins on the change table. She removed the towels, powdered the twins, taped diapers on their rears, and placed them in onesies.\n\n``There. Now you're nice and clothed.'' Pinkie said with glee. ``Now let's see how the party's doing.''\n\nPinkie carried the twins downstairs, only to notice that the stallion's wife has already blew out the candles.\n\n``Awww, I missed the surprise. Oh well, there's always next year.''\n\n``There you foals are.'' Mrs. Cake held them in her arms. ``We're so sorry we left you in there.'' She placed them in the playpen. ``I'm just glad you're safe.''\n\n``Gummy, watch the twins, will ya?'' Pinkie asked. Gummy blinked. ``Thank you!'' She and Mrs. Cake hurried off.\n\n``Well Pound Cake,'' Pumpkin said, ``it sure is nice to wear clothes again.''\n\n``You said it,'' Pound replied. ``After what happened today, I'm gonna take bathies in my clothes from now on.''\n\n``Me too.''\n\n``Hey,'' the stallion's wife said to the twins. ``Weren't you the naked foals I saw earlier near my balloon?''\n\nThe twins gulped.\n\n",
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Pinkie Pie tried her best to keep up with the Cake Twins, but Pound's flight and Pumpkin's magic made it difficult. It was their bath time, and the duo wanted to do anything but that.
``Are you okay up there?'' Mr. Cake called out.
``Not really! These two rugrats must hate water or something.''
Mr. Cake looked up just in time to see Pound and Pumpkin zooming by wearing nothing but smiles and Pinkie Pie following close behind.
``Pinkie, it was `Close the Door,' and THEN `Strip the Foals.''' Mr. Cake rubbed his eyes.
``I'm sorry!'' Pinkie retorted. ``How was I supposed to know they'd take off the second I take off their diapers?! Huh?!''
Mrs. Cake sighed. ``For once, why can't our little foals cooperate when we give them a bath?''
The Cake Twins jumped down the stairs, hoping to lose their Auntie. But...
``GOTCHA!!'' Mr. and Mrs. Cake caught the naked foals before Pinkie tumbled down the stairs and into a table, where another kind of cake fell on top of her head. The twins guffawed at Pinkie's predicament, while the parents tried their best not to.
``Ugh.'' Pinkie wiped the icing from her face. ``The Cakes were supposed to take a bath, not me.''
Mr. and Mrs. Cake carried Pound and Pumpkin upstairs and into the bathroom. This time, they remembered to close the door before putting the squirmy twins into the bathtub.
``You two have got to stop this,'' Mrs. Cake calmly said as she put some of her foals' favorite bath toys in the tub. ``You can't just run around naked because you feel like it. It's not okay, like at all.''
``Your mother's right, kids,'' Mr. Cake added as he grabbed some towels. ``There are some ponies out there who hate seeing naked ponies. That's why there's a rule that nopony should be outside while they're naked. If they are, they could get into big trouble. Sure, there may be some shows and movies that tell how good nudity is, but we're not like those ponies. The only time when it's okay to be naked is when you're taking a bath.''
Mr. Cake was about to say more, when Pinkie called out to them. ``Mr. and Mrs. Cake! Come quick! Situation!''
``Oh, dear.'' Mrs. Cake quickly poured bubble bath into the water before she and her husband ran out of the room. ``You two scrub good now. We'll be back shortly.'' She closed the door behind her.
``Is what Mommy saying is true? That being nakie is bad?'' Pound Caked asked as his sister washed his back with a washcloth.
``I'm pretty sure it's true,'' Pumpkin answered. ``But I don't see why.''
``Think about it, Pumpkin. What are our diapees used for? Sure, we've had diapee rashes before, but it's better than ruining the carpet with our paste.''
``Waste.''
``What?''
``It's called waste, Pound Cake. Paste is a sort of glue, waste is...well, what our diapees hold. But yeah, you're right. I'm just glad we can still be nakie in our bathies.'' Pumpkin handed Pound the washcloth. ``Now it's your turn to wash my back.''
Pound Cake sighed as Pumpkin turned around. ``Yeah, I'm glad as well, Pumpkin.'' As Pound scrubbed lower, Pumpkin started to giggle. ``What's wrong?''
``Be careful, Pound Cake. My bottom is very ticklish.''
``Oh, sorry.''
After a few moments, the Cake Twins were done scrubbing each other.
``Hey, what happened to Mommy and Daddy?'' Pumpkin asked. ``They were supposed to come back and check on us.''
Meanwhile, down at the lower level a customer was panicking.
``What do you mean my cake's not ready?! Earlier this morning you said my cake was ready!''
``We're not machines, sir,'' Mrs. Cake reassured him, ``things like these come up.''
``But my wife's birthday is TONIGHT! I promised her a very special cake, and I really, really don't want to disappoint her!''
``We'll sta - er, finish your cake right away,'' Mr. Cake replied. ``Pinkie, check the Cake Twins. Hurry!''
``Okie-dokie-loki!'' Pinkie said as she hurried up the steps. She knocked on the bathroom door. ``Are you two alright in there?'' The twins' familiar babbles were heard. ``Good.''
``Pinkie! Hurry down here! I need help with the sugar!'' Mrs. Cake called out.
``Uh, oh. Uh... stay in the tub, you guys. We'll let you out soon.'' Pinkie hurried downstairs.
Pound and Pumpkin groaned in frustration.
``We're already clean!'' Pumpkin exclaimed. ``Why do we need to stay in the tub?''
``Well, we might as well have some fun,'' Pound suggested. He grabbed the bottle of bubble bath and poured it into the tub. Soon enough, more bubbles started forming.
``Oh, I see now.'' Pumpkin tossed some of the suds into the air as she giggled. Pound Cake did the same. ``Hey, here's a neat trick.'' Pumpkin made a circle with her fingers. She dipped her hand into the water and blew through the circle. A bubble came out.
``Wow that's amazing!'' Pound Cake tried to catch it, but it popped when it hit his nose. ``Aw. Why does it always pop?''
``I have an idea.'' Pumpkin took the bubble bath bottle and poured a little bit on her fingers. She then rubbed it on Pound's nose. ``Now let's see if it works.'' Pumpkin blew another bubble, this time it landed on Pound's nose without popping.
``Heh, heh. That's pretty cool. Hey, catch!'' Pound tossed the bubble to Pumpkin, which unfortunately popped on her nose.
``Oops. Don't worry Pound, I'll just make a...uh...UH...AH-CHOO!''
``Yikes. Bless You, Pumpkin.''
``Thank you. I guess my nose is ticklish, too.''
``Can you show me how to blow a bubble like that? I - '' Pound Cake then looked down. ``Huh? What happened to all the water?''
Pumpkin looked down as well. ``What happened to the bathtub?''
The twins looked at each other with widened eyes. They looked around. The trees, grass, and sky made them come to one conclusion.
``WE'RE OUTSIDE!!''
The two foals quickly covered themselves. Pumpkin covered in a manner similar to her aunt and mother, while Pound just covered the lower area.
``Quick! Into that bush!'' Pumpkin commanded. She and Pound Cake jumped right in. Their faces were as pink as Pinkie's.
``How did we get outside?!'' Pound asked. Pumpkin started giggling. ``This is not funny, Pumpkin!''
``I'm sorry...the leaves are tickling my butt.''
Pound angrily snapped the branches near Pumpkin's bottom and threw them away. ``You and your ticklish body. You've must have done something.''
``But I don't know what I...oh no! It must've been another magic surge! When I sneezed, I must've poofed us away from home by mistake.''
``Can't you poof us back?''
``I don't know how! I don't even know where we are.''
``Well, this is just great! We're wet, nakie, away from home, our Mommy and Daddy and Auntie don't know we're gone, and we're gonna be in big trouble!''
``Just calm down, Pound Cake, we just need to...shh! Somepony's coming!''
The two looked through the leaves. It was a brown dog with a red collar.
``That looks like Winona,'' Pound whispered.
``It is Winona,'' Pumpkin replied. ``We must be in Miss Applejack's Apple Farm.''
``Well, now we know where we are.''
Winona stopped. She then sniffed the ground.
[Smells like...soapy water. And...baby lotion?]
Winona continued sniffing around.
``Oh, no!'' Pumpkin thought. ``She picked up our scent! We're gonna be caught!''
Winona walked closer and closer to the bush.
[The scent stops here. That must mean the source is in - ]
``BARK! BARK! BARK!''
Winona whined and scurried away from the bush!
[Big Dog! Big Dog! Bad news! Bad news!]
``Good job, Pound Cake,'' Pumpkin said.
``Thank you,'' replied Pound. ``Now to get out of here.''
Pound and Pumpkin ran out of the bush and hid behind a tree.
``There's the town.'' Pumpkin pointed to Ponyville. ``We just need to hurry back before it's too late.''
``But it's so far away!'' Pound pointed out. ``They'll catch us sooner or later!''
``We have a better chance of getting caught if we stay here, now come on.''
The Cake Twins moved to each tree, getting closer to the exit of Sweet Apple Acres.
``Shh! Somepony's close by!'' Pumpkin hissed. It was an orange pony with a cowboy hat.
``Ah need ya to guard the entrance, Applebloom,'' the orange pony said.
``It's Miss Applejack,'' Pumpkin whispered, ``and her sister Appleboom.''
``But why, Applejack?'' Applebloom asked.
``Ah just saw Winona hurrying back here with her tail between her legs,'' Applejack said. ``We must have an intruder that not even she can handle. Just stay near the entrance and call if ya see anything suspicious. The rest of us will check `round the orchard.''
``Alright.''
``Great,'' whispered Pound Cake. ``Appleboom's got our exit blocked, and the rest of Miss Applejack's family are looking around the farm! We're trapped.''
Pumpkin looked around the area. A bucket of water caught her eye. ``Wait! I got an idea!'' Using her magic, she levitated the bucket above Applebloom's head. ``And...'' She dropped the bucket, leaving Applebloom soaked and distracted.
``What in tarnation?!'' Applebloom tried to remove the bucket from her head. ``APPLEJACK!!''
``Now's our chance! Move!'' Pumpkin shouted. She and Pound Cake hurried past Applebloom and out of Sweet Apple Acres.
As Applebloom tried to remove the bucket, she almost caught a glimpse of the twins.
``Applebloom!'' Applejack hurried to Applebloom and slipped the bucket from her little sister's head. ``What happened?!''
``Ah don't know,'' Applebloom replied. ``Ah was guarding the entrance like you said, when all of a sudden, this bucket came out of nowhere and landed on mah head.''
Applejack threw the bucket aside. ``Didya see anypony?''
``Y-Yes! Ah did see somepony! Two of `em! Ah didn't get a good look at them but...Ah think they were naked.''
Applejack facepalmed. ``This is just what we need. A couple of hippies tryin' to steal our profits. You go dry yerself, Ah'll call the police.''
Applebloom rushed off.
``Sheesh,'' Applejack sneered. ``The sixties were over, and the hippies lost, so why are they still around?''
Winona sat next to her, whining.
``Don't worry girl.'' Applejack petted her head. ``We'll find those monsters soon.''
Meanwhile, at Sugar Cube Corner, the customer was still waiting for his wife's birthday cake.
``Sheesh, this cake is bigger than the one I made for Diamond Tiara's party,'' Pinkie said as she examined the cookbook. The counter bell was rung again.
``I'll get it!'' Mrs. Cake called out. She hurried to the counter. It was the same stallion. ``Your order's not ready yet, sir.''
``It's not that,'' the stallion replied. ``I was wondering if it was okay if we could have my wife's birthday here. Is that okay?''
``Certainly!'' Pinkie called out. ``Just make sure everypony you've invited knows that.''
``Okay.'' The guy took out his cell phone and started dialing a number.
``I'll take it from here, Pinkie,'' Mr. Cake said. ``You set this place up for the party, and check on the twins while you're at it.''
``Okie-dokie-loki!'' Pinkie rushed to the bathroom and knock on the door. ``How are you two doing in there?'' The bubble bath bottle fell from the shelf and landed on a rubber duck, making the same squeak the Cake Twins would make. ``Okay good! We're very busy, so you'll have to dry yourselves. Towels are on the toilet. We'll get you guys soon!'' Pinkie hurried to her room, unbeknownst to the fact that the twins weren't' even in the bathtub.
The twins were still trying to hurry back home. Occasionally, they would hide behind a bush, tree, trash can, or any other objects that covered the naked foals. They eventually stopped behind two lawn ornaments that conveniently covered their areas.
``Pumpkin can we trade?'' Pound asked. ``I don't trust this short guy with the red pointy hat.''
``Now?s not the time to worry about that!'' Pumpkin replied. ``We have to get back to our house before our mommy or daddy or Auntie Pinkie realizes we?re missing!''
``Where is our house, anyway?''
``I remember it looked like it was made of candy. Come on.''
``I don't care what anypony says,'' Pound Cake thought. ``Being nakie isn't fun at all!''
The duo hurried behind a hot-air balloon stand.
``Okay, we've gotta move fast and - '' Just as Pumpkin was about to finish her sentence, the two bumped into another pony.
``Oh, excuse me,'' the pony apologized. ``I didn't see you kids...'' That's when she noticed the twins were buck naked. She was weirded out, but not enough to panic or scream. ``Uhh...what happened to you two?'' She casually asked.
Before Pumpkin could respond, not that it would matter because she's a baby, the distant sound of sirens was heard. Pound and Pumpkin hurried away. Two cop cars stopped in front of the hot-air balloon stand. Three officers came out of the cars.
``Excuse me, miss,'' the officer said, ``we've got a report of a bunch of hippies streaking in this town. Did you witness anything?''
``Hippies?'' the mare thought. ``First naked babies, and now naked hippies? Is there a nudist parade going on in this town that I didn't know about?'' She then spoke to the officers, ``What did the hippies look like?''
Pound and Pumpkin peeked from their hiding spot. They were in the basket of the hot-air balloon.
``It's no use Pumpkin,'' Pound whispered. ``We're surrounded. Maybe we should just give ourselves up.''
``No way,'' Pumpkin quietly retorted. ``Think about what will happen when our Mommy, Daddy, and Auntie find out. We'll have locks all over our clothes!''
``You're right. But what should we do? You always seem to have good ideas.''
``Hold on. I'm thinking.''
``Well, to be honest, ma'am,'' the officer explained, ``the pony who called us didn't give us much of a description. Said there where two of them. One of them had wings.''
``I know! We'll use the balloon!'' Pumpkin suggested. She used her magic to undo the strings.
``What about the color of their fur?'' the mare asked.
``Well one - your balloon is flying away, ma'am.''
``What?'' She turned around to see it taking off. ``Hey! Come back here! Can't you guys do something?''
``Don't worry, miss. We'll send somepony to fetch it for you.''
``Phew! That was close,'' Pound said with a sigh of relief.
``We're not done yet, Pound Cake,'' Pumpkin reminded. ``We still need to find our home.''
``Oh, right.'' Pound Cake peeked over the basket. ``There it is!''
Pumpkin looked over as well. ``Perfect! Now all we have to do is go down.''
That's when they heard somepony say, ``I found it!'' Pound and Pumpkin looked and saw a pegasus in the distance flying towards them.
``Oh, no! Now what?!'' Pumpkin asked. ``I'm out of ideas!''
Pound noticed there was a cloud below them. ``I've got one this time! Hop on my back, Pumpkin!''
Pumpkin did just that. ``Ugh, it feels weird to do it when we're nakie.''
``Whatever you do, don't let go. Ready?''
``Wait, are you really gonna - ?''
Pound Cake sprung off the hot-air balloon. Both twins screamed as they plummeted toward Equestria, while the pegasus didn't see nor hear them.
The twins managed to land on top of the cloud with a soft poomf. Despite that, they were still shaken.
``Oh my gosh!'' Pumpkin was too scared to get off Pound. ``I was too scared to even wet myself!''
``Well, it's good that you didn't,'' Pound Cake replied. ``Remember, we're both nakie.''
``So now what?''
``Stay on my back. My idea's not done.'' Pound Cake shaped up the cloud until they were both covered by it. ``Now, use your magic to move the cloud down to our home.''
``Okay?'' Pumpkin levitated the cloud until they were next to the bathroom window. She opened it up and drifted the cloud until they were right above the bathtub. They fell like raindrops into the water.
``AAAHH!!''
``This water is freezing!!'' Pound shouted. ``How long have we've been gone?''
``Let's just wash up and get out of the tub.'' Pumpkin pulled the plug from the drain. ``We don't have time to fill up the tub, so let's just wash under the faucet.'' Pumpkin turned on the water until it was warm enough. ``Okay, let's go!''
Pound and Pumpkin quickly scrubbed each other's backs, then scrubbed their own areas until they were clean again. Pumpkin quickly shut off the water and the two climbed out of the tubs and grabbed their towels.
Meanwhile, the party was almost done downstairs. The cake and decorations have been finished, and all the guests except the stallion's wife were present.
``Thank you for all this,'' the stallion replied. ``I'm sure my wife will love your cake.''
``Cake...Cake...'' Pinkie Pie gasped. ``THE CAKE TWINS!! I'll be right back.'' Pinkie ran up the stairs one last time. ``Oh, I hope they didn't `make lemonade' in there, and I'm not talking about the sweet kind.'' She opened the bathroom door the see the twins drying themselves. ``Oh, there you are. Sorry for leaving you in here for so long.'' She wrapped the twins in individual towels and carried them to their room. ``You have no idea how busy we were today.''
``They didn't realize we were missing?!'' Pumpkin thought.
Pinkie placed the twins on the change table. She removed the towels, powdered the twins, taped diapers on their rears, and placed them in onesies.
``There. Now you're nice and clothed.'' Pinkie said with glee. ``Now let's see how the party's doing.''
Pinkie carried the twins downstairs, only to notice that the stallion's wife has already blew out the candles.
``Awww, I missed the surprise. Oh well, there's always next year.''
``There you foals are.'' Mrs. Cake held them in her arms. ``We're so sorry we left you in there.'' She placed them in the playpen. ``I'm just glad you're safe.''
``Gummy, watch the twins, will ya?'' Pinkie asked. Gummy blinked. ``Thank you!'' She and Mrs. Cake hurried off.
``Well Pound Cake,'' Pumpkin said, ``it sure is nice to wear clothes again.''
``You said it,'' Pound replied. ``After what happened today, I'm gonna take bathies in my clothes from now on.''
``Me too.''
``Hey,'' the stallion's wife said to the twins. ``Weren't you the naked foals I saw earlier near my balloon?''
The twins gulped.
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