It was a bright morning in Smash Mansion today. The fighters were off just finishing up breakfast and were on their way to their first matches of the day after checking them on a board in the main hall. ...Well, most fighters that is… *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* Toon Link’s alarm clock went off loudly next to his ear, it’s shrill sound wrenching him from his sleep as he moved his hand to set it to snooze for likely the seventh time today. “Meeeeeh… five more minutes…” he muttered sleepily as his eyes opened a tad, squinting at the bright light of the sun passing through his window. He hit snooze but this time, before he could go back to sleep once again, he happened to glance at the time. It was 9:17 and matches were always scheduled to start at 9:30. “I’M GONNA BE LATE!” his eyes shot open in alarm! He practically threw the bed covers off himself as he frantically pulled off his pajamas and got into his tunic and cap in record time. He burst out of his room and rushed down the hallway, bumping shoulders with a few fighters by mistake and calling back hasty apologies over his shoulder to them as he kept going non-stop. He skidded to a stop right in front of the fight schedule board and scanned the board up and down for his name. “C’mon! C’mon! Where is it-? There!” he called out as he spotted the location of his first match-up. He’d be up against Villager in the Battlefield stage today. He took a look at the clock and quickly wished he hadn’t, he only had 5 minutes left to get there! He ran as fast as his legs could take him, this time not even bothering to apologize to those he bumped into (though he did make a mental note to say sorry to them later) as he rushed to the arena waiting room! This was a room where the fighters would stay in until the match started, after which they would be transported to the stage picked. He threw open the door, feeling completely winded as he gasped and tried to catch his breath. “M-made it!” he choked out and slumped against the wall. He got there with less than a minute to spare. Villager was already in the room of course, patiently waiting and watching Toon Link with an amused grin. As Toon Link wheezed and clutched the stitch he had in his side thanks to all that running, he looked up at one of the many TV screens in the room. These screens would display information on the color/outfit swap audience members would vote for the fighters to compete in during the match. So far the votes looked to be picking for him to wear his normal green tunic this match. Toon Link felt a little relieved at that bit of news at least. He never really liked the feeling that came with his tunic being changed during the middle of being transported to the stages. Just as he finished reading the vote count, he and Villager saw a light on the screen indicating it was match time. The two of them walked up to a set of now glowing platforms in the middle of the room. Toon didn’t really understand how all these things worked but then again, he didn’t really know how any of the tech in this place worked so he thought nothing of it. The platforms hummed to life and both of them were teleported straight to Battlefield! “3...2...1..GO!!” The Smash announcer’s booming voice echoed across the stage as Toon Link and Villager appeared on opposite sides. It was a standard 3 stock 1v1 fight being broadcast live and Toon Link felt ready! Today may not have been a big tournament day, but he still wanted to be sure to impress all the fans he was sure were watching him! Toon Link immediately raced towards Villager, sword and shield in hand. Villager responded by wordlessly dodging behind and throwing his butterfly net over him. Toon Link tried to wiggle out but was too slow to avoid getting thrown to the side. “Alright, new plan then…” he muttered to himself, pulling out his bow and nocking an arrow into place. He pulled the bowstring back and released it, letting the arrow fly right at Villager… and then get immediately pocketed and thrown right back at him! “Yipes!” he yelped and ducked as the arrow whized right over his head. Figuring it best to change tactics again, he jumped up into the air above Villager and attempted to hit him with a downward thrust of his sword. Villager watched him from below and was about to dodge when something caught his eye and distracted him just long enough to allow the blow to connect! Villager grunted as the force of the attack knocked him to the floor, giving Toon Link ample time to hit him with a forward smash attack and launch him off the stage! A platform raised Villager back up to the stage, one of his stocks lost now. Despite the fact that he was losing though, he still had a grin on his face, though this one looked a bit more insidious than his usual cheery smile. If turns out what Villager saw that distracted him was the green waistband of Toon Link’s underwear sticking out the top of his pants! As it turned out in Toon Link’s rush to get dressed, he forgot to pull them up high enough! Villager leapt off his platform, landing back onto Battlefield a good distance away from Toon Link. The brief look he got up his tunic had given him an idea! Toon Link kept his distance. He knew that smile Villager had right now. That was the smile he always made right before he did something mischievous. Last time he saw that smile Luigi ended up finding all his shirts and caps replaced with purple ones with said caps all having a backwards and upside-down L on them! “...Still though…inside the mansion might be one thing but this is the middle of a match! There was no way he’d pull one of his pranks right now of course… right? Yeah he’s probably just thinking of something for later.” Toon Link thought to himself. Now convinced that he had nothing to worry about but the fight, he charged at Villager! Villager however, remained eerily calm and rooted to the spot, watching him. He then activated his pocket ability and reached toward Toon Link, except he wasn’t aiming to grab any sort of projectile this time… His target: Toon Link’s entire tunic! Time seemed to stop for Toon Link as he saw his whole outfit, hat and all, disappear off his body in the blink of an eye! He stopped in his tracks and looked down where he very clearly saw he was dressed in naught but his white briefs with a golden Triforce directly over the groin, a bright green waistband and a little green tag hanging out the back! A bright red blush spread across his face as Toon Link suddenly became very acutely aware of a breeze touching his lower body and that his match was being broadcast live! “V-Vil! What did you do!? G-Give em back!” Toon Link stammered, looking back up at him and getting no response from the boy other than seeing his mouth curved up into a gleeful, proud-looking grin! Seeing that he wasn’t getting anywhere by talking to him, Toon Link hurried to place his shield in front of his waist and cover the front of his underwear. There was little he could do to hide the back of his briefs though, and the live camera feed was taking full advantage of that fact! Those watching the match from the mansion and beyond were being treated to a zoomed in shot of Toon Link’s perky tush! His briefs had ridden up into a slight wedgie thanks to all the running he’d done earlier, leaving the outline of his cheeks easily seen! While Toon Link was standing around with no idea what to do, Villager had no such issues planning his next move. With Toon Link now thoroughly distracted, he wound up a smash attack and let loose: hitting Toon Link and sending him sailing off the stage! As he fell down to the blast zone of the stage, he could only hope he’d be giving a new set of clothes as he’s brought back up by the platform. He wasn’t. Toon Link could hardly believe this was happening to him! He couldn’t fight like this! This was way too humiliating! He just had to convince Villager to give him his clothes back! “C-C’mon Vil! This isn’t funny anymore! Give me my clothes back… please?” he begged him as he put his hands back over the front of his briefs. Villager responded to said begging by throwing his clothes off the edge of the stage. “Nonononononono!” Toon Link ran straight past Villager and leapt off the stage right after them without thinking, reaching desperately for his tunic! He lost another stock as he fell right into the blast zone. He was carried back up to the stage in just his underwear for the second time now. His clothes were long gone now, still falling, unaffected by the blast zone and certainly not getting brought back to him! And all the while Villager still had that playful smirk as he watched the whole thing. So Toon Link reverted back to his default plan: doing his best to cover up the front of his underwear again and hope Villager will just finish him off quickly so he can run back to his room and get dressed! Villager however, was very much taking his time, choosing to stand there and smile instead. “...Well?! C’mon! Aren’t you gonna finish me and win the match?!” he called out to him. Villager just stood there, looking very entertained! With there being no timer set to the match and intentionally throwing yourself off the stage being strictly against the rules, the message Toon Link was getting was clear. He had to do the rest of this fight in just his underpants. He slowly and shyly moved his shield away from his waist and got back into a battle stance, looking much more shakey than normal. Toon Link could feel his cheeks burning up every second his briefs were left completely exposed. He couldn’t see the cameras during a match, but he was certain they had to all be directed right at his hips. He rushed Villager swinging his sword around wildly. But while Toon Link was desperate to end to match quickly, Villager seemed insistent on drawing it out, dodging his attacks and not throwing a single one of his own back at him. At least not until Villager dodged behind him and Toon Link and felt a slingshot pebble getting launched straight into his behind! “YOWCH!” he jumped, putting a hand over his butt and glaring at Villager. He had a faux innocent smile plastered on and a slingshot very obviously still in his hand. This was the last straw for Toon Link. “That’s it! I don’t care what kind of punishment Master Hand gives me for throwing the match! It can’t be worse than doing this!” he said and ran for the edge of the stage. Villager ran after him and Toon Link assumed he was only doing so to watch. Toon Link then reached the edge and jumped! But before he could fall to far from the stage, he was suddenly stopped and now felt a stinging pain in his butt! Villager had stopped him by grabbing the waistband of his underwear, and with no ground under his feet, Toon Link found himself suddenly receiving the hanging wedgie of a lifetime! “YAH! V-Villll! S-seriously, let go of me!” Toon pleaded, clutching his groin as his underwear disappeared between his cheeks. Villager just began swinging Toon Link back and forth by his briefs, making him yelp and squeal in pain and ensuring that the live camera feed could get a good shot of his now bare looking butt! His feeble attempts to squirm free only caused his wedgie to worsen by the second. He could hear Villager giggling at him from above. No longer thinking rationally and wanting nothing more than to fall and let the match end, Toon Link decided to do the first thing he could think of to free himself. He took his hand off his groin, pulled out his sword and attempted to cut off the back of his briefs! After a few cuts, a shrill ripping sound filled the air as his underwear could no longer support his weight! *SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* The back of his underwear tore right off and Toon Link fell straight towards the blast zone! Toon felt an instant sense of relief… followed almost directly after that by a look of wide-eyed horror at what he just did! He grabbed the sides of his torn underwear, barely in time to stop them from slipping right off him as he fell! “GAME! VILLAGER WINS!” The announcer’s voice rang through the stage as two of the same glowing platforms that transported them to the stage appeared to bring them back. With the match over, the two fighters were transported to the arena waiting room. The first thing Toon noticed was that his tunic still wasn’t brought with him! The next thing he noticed was that the rip in his underwear was so large a good portion of his tush was showing and that his briefs would absolutely fall right down if not for him holding onto the sides! So he ran straight for the door as soon as he could, gripping the sides of his briefs like his life depended on it. His whole face burned bright red with embarrassment as he ran out into the hall, hoping to reach his room before too many smashers could see him like this! Laughter filled the hall as many of the smashers witnessed Toon streaking past them as fast as he could! The 5 minutes it took him to reach his door felt like an eternity to him. He reached for the door, making sure to keep one hand gripping his underwear and twisted the knob… it didn’t budge… “Oh right the room key!” he said to himself and reached for his pants pocket for his- oh right… he didn’t have that anymore… As he switched to pounding on the door, desperately hoping it would somehow open on its own the mansion’s PA system switched on. “Would Toon Link please come to my office immediately.” Master Hand’s voice calmly came from the speakers. The color drained from Toon’s face. “Already!? B-but I’m not even dressed yet!” he said in disbelief. Nonetheless, with no way to get into his room, he’d have to head to Master Hand’s office anyway to get another room key so he didn’t exactly have much of a choice now anyway. He reluctantly made his way to his office, too tired to run anymore so he was forced to just shut his eyes and try not to think about all the stares he was getting from any smasher he saw in the hall. Once at the door, he let himself in, seeing Master Hand floating behind a big desk with many papers all over them, all of them neatly organized. “Ah, Toon Link take a seat.” Master Hand more instructed instead of suggested. Toon obeyed, blushing ever more and feeling humiliated at the idea that he was now sitting right across Master Hand himself, clad in just a pair of ripped undies. “Now, about today’s match with Villager-” “It wasn’t my fault I swear!” Toon Link interrupted. “You saw the match right? He took my whole outfit! That has to be against the rules right?” Master Hand waited for Toon Link to finish. “Calm down Toon Link, you’re not in trouble.” he assured him. Toon Link, like any child finding themselves in a Principal’s office, was calmed at these words. “But then… what’d you called me in for?” he tilted his head curiously. “Well what I was going to say before is after your match today, we received a significant amount of fan requests to have you in your underwear be made into an outfit choice for them to vote on before the matches.” Toon Link scoffed. “Of course they’d be so immature as to ask for that! As if it wasn’t bad enough he had to deal with that for just one match! Well it’s fine, Master Hand would never listen to such a ridiculous reque-” “Due to popular demand, I’ve decided to include this option for them.” Master Hand said, interrupting Toon Link’s thoughts. “WHAT?!” “It’s nothing to be alarmed about Toon Link. Shulk has the same sort of thing with his alternate outfit choices. He doesn’t have any issue with it.” Master Hand reasoned. “B-but I can’t just go out like that! It’s embarassi-” “And I’ll also be needing you to give me your briefs now so I can have them scanned and made into an official outfit choice.” he stated, reaching from Link’s waist. “W-wait! B-but I… you can’t just-” Toon Link looked down in shock, seeing his underwear already getting tugged down by him! He hurriedly moved his hands over his crotch just before they were lowered enough to leave him completely exposed! His underwear was soon pulled right off and put away in Master Hand’s desk, leaving him without a stitch of clothing on! “Now then, that should be all Toon Link, you can head back to your room now. I’ve left another room key right in front of you.” “But I-” “Have a nice day.”