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Posted using PostyBirb", "writing": "Sam sat in the bushes, waiting with a bursting anticipation. He had been scouting this site out for months...no, it had been a couple years at this point, time blurring together in his mind as he sat in his hidey spot, waiting patiently. He had been following this line for so long, and if he was right, it would all lead up to tonight.\n\nJust as he suspected, a shooting star zipped by in the sky, catching his eye. The star fell across the expanse of space, before suddenly zipping at a right angle. Bingo. He was watching just what he had been waiting for; a UFO. The object jittered back and forth, almost mesmerizing, before suddenly dropping from the sky, appearing before him in full size in a flash. Sam nearly fell back in awe, witnessing this large disk shape for real, pulling up his camera to take a picture.\n\nThe ship suddenly flashed, blinding Sam and causing him to turn away his gaze, raising a hand up to block out the light from his eyes. Just as fast as the light appeared, it was gone, Sam blinking and trying to look back. The ship was still there, but slowly he realized he had hit the jackpot of all jackpots. Right before him, in the clearing under the UFO, was a real, actual alien, looking like something straight out of an old movie. It was a pale green, or at least he thought so under the dim light from the ship and moon, with round, slightly stretchy looking features. \n\nThe alien was looking around, taking samples of grass and dirt. Sam pulled his camera up once again, wanting to take a picture, but waiting for the creature, slowly turning towards him. If he could wait 2 years for this moment, he could wait another 10 seconds for the perfect shot. Slowly....slowly...there!\n\nThe camera snapped, capturing an image of the strange extraterrestrial creature, Sam feeling quite giddy as he looked at the developing picture. The alien was framed perfectly, its face easily distinguishable. The trees suddenly rustles about him, and he looked back up quickly.\n\nThe UFO was gone, as was the alien, seemingly all proof that anything was here having vanished. Everything but the key picture he was holding. He thanked his lucky stars, not having missed out on the shot of his life. He needed to get back home to develop and share this info, running back through the bushes, laughing out loud with such a relieved glee that this had all paid off. He hopped back in his truck and made the trek back home.\n\nA few hours later, Same arrived back at his modest rural house, jumping out of the truck and running inside, unlocking the door he jumped inside, and screamed. The alien, the same alien (at least he presumed, heart racing and unable to determine if they looked any different) was stood in front of him, waiting for him. His blood chilled, hair standing on end.\n\n``Sam Brown,'' the alien spoke, although its mouth did not move, sending vicious shivers down his spine. ``We know what you have done. We are here with an ultimatum. Destroy the evidence and be rewarded or face the consequences.''\n\nDestroy the evidence? He nearly screamed again, stammering out in a confused panic. ``W-wait, I can't just destroy this, it-``\n\nThe alien cut him off, voice booming in his mind and shouting over his own thoughts. ``You will not be warned again. Provide your answer; destroy the evidence and be rewarded or face the consequences.''\n\nSam flinched, pausing for moment. ``Ahhhh, godammnit!'' He shouted throwing the camera to the floor, smashing the device into a shower of bits of plastic and metal, utterly broken. He collapsed down to his knees, feeling so defeated, so close and yet so far.\n\n``Reward commencing,'' stated the alien, lifting an appendage and placing it on Sam's head. Before he could even react, the alien removed the top of the head without effort, as though it were never closed to begin with.\n\n``W-woah, wait, what!?'' Stammered Sam, trying to scoot back, but the alien cut him off again, repeating itself. ``Reward commencing.''\n\nTossing aside the skullcap, the alien stuck its other appendage straight down into the open grey matter, starting to push itself inside and release a white goopy liquid. Sam gasped as rolled up his eyes, shuddering as the alien pumped the fluid into his mind. He couldn't think straight, but he could think...everything. Math, science, arts, the alien seemed to be gifting him with the all the modern knowledge of the world, of politics, of things he never knew.\n\nThe pumping continued, swelling up his brain out of his skull, sitting on top as it grew and grew with more info, giving him insight on everything past and present, insight on ancient topics even modern scholars were unaware or undecided on. The organ swelled up massively, Sam drooling and twitching with overloaded info the whole while. It kept stretching, and stretching, and-\n\nPOP! Sam's mind met it's maker, bursting overhead and collapsing down over his skull and body, practically liquifying. Sam grunted as he went from hyperintelligent to hyper stupid, moaning lewdly as he came, filling his pants with jizz as his face was plastered with lusting emotions.\n\nThe alien withdrew its limb, patting the mushy mess of Sam's grey matter. ``Reward provided. Please enjoy your unlimited knowledge with your cooperation.'' Sam just giggled and blepped, eyes dull and hazy as more mushy brains splatted down off his skull. With a flash, the extraterrestrial was gone, and Sam was the happiest he had ever been.\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Sam sat in the bushes, waiting with a bursting anticipation. He had been scouting this site out for months...no, it had been a couple years at this point, time blurring together in his mind as he sat in his hidey spot, waiting patiently. He had been following this line for so long, and if he was right, it would all lead up to tonight.

Just as he suspected, a shooting star zipped by in the sky, catching his eye. The star fell across the expanse of space, before suddenly zipping at a right angle. Bingo. He was watching just what he had been waiting for; a UFO. The object jittered back and forth, almost mesmerizing, before suddenly dropping from the sky, appearing before him in full size in a flash. Sam nearly fell back in awe, witnessing this large disk shape for real, pulling up his camera to take a picture.

The ship suddenly flashed, blinding Sam and causing him to turn away his gaze, raising a hand up to block out the light from his eyes. Just as fast as the light appeared, it was gone, Sam blinking and trying to look back. The ship was still there, but slowly he realized he had hit the jackpot of all jackpots. Right before him, in the clearing under the UFO, was a real, actual alien, looking like something straight out of an old movie. It was a pale green, or at least he thought so under the dim light from the ship and moon, with round, slightly stretchy looking features.

The alien was looking around, taking samples of grass and dirt. Sam pulled his camera up once again, wanting to take a picture, but waiting for the creature, slowly turning towards him. If he could wait 2 years for this moment, he could wait another 10 seconds for the perfect shot. Slowly....slowly...there!

The camera snapped, capturing an image of the strange extraterrestrial creature, Sam feeling quite giddy as he looked at the developing picture. The alien was framed perfectly, its face easily distinguishable. The trees suddenly rustles about him, and he looked back up quickly.

The UFO was gone, as was the alien, seemingly all proof that anything was here having vanished. Everything but the key picture he was holding. He thanked his lucky stars, not having missed out on the shot of his life. He needed to get back home to develop and share this info, running back through the bushes, laughing out loud with such a relieved glee that this had all paid off. He hopped back in his truck and made the trek back home.

A few hours later, Same arrived back at his modest rural house, jumping out of the truck and running inside, unlocking the door he jumped inside, and screamed. The alien, the same alien (at least he presumed, heart racing and unable to determine if they looked any different) was stood in front of him, waiting for him. His blood chilled, hair standing on end.

``Sam Brown,'' the alien spoke, although its mouth did not move, sending vicious shivers down his spine. ``We know what you have done. We are here with an ultimatum. Destroy the evidence and be rewarded or face the consequences.''

Destroy the evidence? He nearly screamed again, stammering out in a confused panic. ``W-wait, I can't just destroy this, it-``

The alien cut him off, voice booming in his mind and shouting over his own thoughts. ``You will not be warned again. Provide your answer; destroy the evidence and be rewarded or face the consequences.''

Sam flinched, pausing for moment. ``Ahhhh, godammnit!'' He shouted throwing the camera to the floor, smashing the device into a shower of bits of plastic and metal, utterly broken. He collapsed down to his knees, feeling so defeated, so close and yet so far.

``Reward commencing,'' stated the alien, lifting an appendage and placing it on Sam's head. Before he could even react, the alien removed the top of the head without effort, as though it were never closed to begin with.

``W-woah, wait, what!?'' Stammered Sam, trying to scoot back, but the alien cut him off again, repeating itself. ``Reward commencing.''

Tossing aside the skullcap, the alien stuck its other appendage straight down into the open grey matter, starting to push itself inside and release a white goopy liquid. Sam gasped as rolled up his eyes, shuddering as the alien pumped the fluid into his mind. He couldn't think straight, but he could think...everything. Math, science, arts, the alien seemed to be gifting him with the all the modern knowledge of the world, of politics, of things he never knew.

The pumping continued, swelling up his brain out of his skull, sitting on top as it grew and grew with more info, giving him insight on everything past and present, insight on ancient topics even modern scholars were unaware or undecided on. The organ swelled up massively, Sam drooling and twitching with overloaded info the whole while. It kept stretching, and stretching, and-

POP! Sam's mind met it's maker, bursting overhead and collapsing down over his skull and body, practically liquifying. Sam grunted as he went from hyperintelligent to hyper stupid, moaning lewdly as he came, filling his pants with jizz as his face was plastered with lusting emotions.

The alien withdrew its limb, patting the mushy mess of Sam's grey matter. ``Reward provided. Please enjoy your unlimited knowledge with your cooperation.'' Sam just giggled and blepped, eyes dull and hazy as more mushy brains splatted down off his skull. With a flash, the extraterrestrial was gone, and Sam was the happiest he had ever been.

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