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Posted using PostyBirb", "writing": "Twi smiled across the table at Rarity, cutting into her meal, savoring each bite. She had put a lot of time into this meal, slaving over a hot stove for hours, and it had really paid off. Each bite was orgasmically good. Both the pair had blissful smiles, the waft of the dishes causing them to salivate for the next.\n\n``This is delicious, thank you for joining me, Rarity.'' Twi mumbled between mouthfuls. She would usually not want to talk with a full mouth, but her meal was too delicious to waste breaths on just talking. She smiled again, feeling the flavour roll through her tongue, up to her brain, and down to her nether, tingling everywhere with a taste she had never experienced before.\n\n``You should eat your plate before it gets cold, it really is quite good!'' Twilight sighs in bliss, sitting back and licking the juices clean from her plate, not wanting to miss a drop. Rarity giggles, watching Twilight slobber over the plate to clean every last bit off, although hers was still mostly untouched, the dish beginning to sag as the air blew around it. ``If you don't eat it, I will certainly have to finish it all myself!''\n\n* * *\n\n\tTwilight thanked her lucky stars she had come across that dusty old book in the back of the town library, hidden away behind a web-draped shelf. It was like the book had spoke to her, or reached out and slapped her, the hairs on her mane raising as she had passed by. Without even seeing it, she just knew there had to be a gem there. Lo and behold, a decrepit old magic cookbook came lose as she searched. Blowing off the dust and looking inside, there seemed to be spells and ingredients long lost to their society, dozens upon dozens of various plants that Twi had never even heard of in her well-read lifetime.\n\n\tHowever, she knew she had really hit the jackpot when she flipped to a random page in the back, mad scribblings all over. She could feel the essence of the author in the writing as she scanned over the page, looking at all the ingredients. While the font was little more than griffon scratchings, she could at least understand these ingredients, and some of the properties of the magical cooking.\n\n\tThe first step was to invite a friend over for supper, and she had just the one in mind for all this. Rarity was styling a new set of outfits, and she would love to have a more formal place to try them on and get some help from a friend like Twi. So, the dinner date was set, to be at Twi's place, and for Rarity to bring along her new clothes.\n\n\tBy the time Twi had got her pot set up and boiling, stock made and added, Rarity had arrived, sporting her new dress. ``I was wanting to combine simple and fancy, to show off how one doesn't need all these...flashy pointy dresses to look great, darling~''.\n\nShe posed for Twi, the pony wearing a quite plain yet stylish dress, marigold trim with egg white and lavender vertical stripes, very snug with light and soft materials to feel wonderful against her skin underneath. Twilight clapped, her friend truly looking marvelous in her simple yet elegant designs. Rarity sat at the table as Twilight started the finishing touches, turning around to grab the last ingredient with Rarity's assistance.\n\nTwilight's horn glowed with purple magical essence as it built up, chanting a quick spell before firing it off. ``Cerebros Vacuous,'' Twilight boomed with confidence, firing a purple bolt of magic straight into her friend's forehead. Rarity gasped, jumping up in her chair, but the effects of the spell were finished before she could even know what hit her, or know much anything at all.\n\nAs though the pair were in some sort of cartoon world, Rarity's brain was squeezed out her ear, guided by that purple magic around it. Just as quick as it had come out, the spell ended, dropping the set of lobes unceremoniously on the table, causing a wince from Twilight; she didn't want to damage the main ingredient, after all.\n\nRarity stared at the curious pink blob, as though in deep concentration, but her face quickly sagged unto a derpy, drooly smile, spilling down her chin as she clapped. ``Huhhh, look funny!~'' She cheered, perhaps oblivious to the previous purpose of the object in front of her.\n\nTwilight giggled excitedly, rubbing her friend's very empty head as she picked up the set of lobes, stroking them over. This was where all of her friend's intricate designing came from, where all the memories of Rarity spending time with her good friends, of all the lessons-PLOP! Splash went the brain, straight into the pot on the stove, with lid covering it most the way over to make sure not too much of her prepared liquids escaped. In an instant, the room was filled with the most wonderful of smells, leaving the alicorn salivating as she waited for dinner.\n\n* * *\n\n\tTwilight cut a piece of Rarity's brain on the empty-headed pony's plate, helping and slipping the moist and tender chunk between those drool-laden lips. Rarity giggled, chewing and mushing the piece around in her mouth, a bit of it dribbling back down her chin as a grey mush. ``Yummy! Super yummy tasty, Twi!'' ``Now now, Rarity, don't waste the food like that. If you don't want it, I'm perfectly fine to have it all to myself.''\n\n\tTwilight made good on her word, wanting a bit extra for herself and cutting into another large piece of the brain, little left remaining on the plate. She pushed the chunk of brains into her mouth, chewing the delicious thoughts away, right in front of its previous owner. Rarity sure didn't mind, just drooling and giggling, clapping and grasping at the last piece on her plate to shove back in her own maw.\n\n\tWith one last bite, the brain was finished off, Twilight wiping her mouth clean of the cerebral fluids and broth. She felt full and satisfied, and that she could probably use a nap to sleep off this food coma. \n\n``How about we get a good rest together, Rarity?'' Tossing her friend's dress off carefully, not wanting to wreck the prototype of her friend's design, she helped Rarity along to her bed, removing her own clothing as well. Giggling, the two gals snuggled cozy together, Twilight giving her empty-headed friend a kiss on the forehead. Sleep caught them quickly, Rarity snoring lightly, while Twi slipped into her wonderful dreams, thinking of who to invite over for dinner next.\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Twi smiled across the table at Rarity, cutting into her meal, savoring each bite. She had put a lot of time into this meal, slaving over a hot stove for hours, and it had really paid off. Each bite was orgasmically good. Both the pair had blissful smiles, the waft of the dishes causing them to salivate for the next.

``This is delicious, thank you for joining me, Rarity.'' Twi mumbled between mouthfuls. She would usually not want to talk with a full mouth, but her meal was too delicious to waste breaths on just talking. She smiled again, feeling the flavour roll through her tongue, up to her brain, and down to her nether, tingling everywhere with a taste she had never experienced before.

``You should eat your plate before it gets cold, it really is quite good!'' Twilight sighs in bliss, sitting back and licking the juices clean from her plate, not wanting to miss a drop. Rarity giggles, watching Twilight slobber over the plate to clean every last bit off, although hers was still mostly untouched, the dish beginning to sag as the air blew around it. ``If you don't eat it, I will certainly have to finish it all myself!''

* * *

\tTwilight thanked her lucky stars she had come across that dusty old book in the back of the town library, hidden away behind a web-draped shelf. It was like the book had spoke to her, or reached out and slapped her, the hairs on her mane raising as she had passed by. Without even seeing it, she just knew there had to be a gem there. Lo and behold, a decrepit old magic cookbook came lose as she searched. Blowing off the dust and looking inside, there seemed to be spells and ingredients long lost to their society, dozens upon dozens of various plants that Twi had never even heard of in her well-read lifetime.

\tHowever, she knew she had really hit the jackpot when she flipped to a random page in the back, mad scribblings all over. She could feel the essence of the author in the writing as she scanned over the page, looking at all the ingredients. While the font was little more than griffon scratchings, she could at least understand these ingredients, and some of the properties of the magical cooking.

\tThe first step was to invite a friend over for supper, and she had just the one in mind for all this. Rarity was styling a new set of outfits, and she would love to have a more formal place to try them on and get some help from a friend like Twi. So, the dinner date was set, to be at Twi's place, and for Rarity to bring along her new clothes.

\tBy the time Twi had got her pot set up and boiling, stock made and added, Rarity had arrived, sporting her new dress. ``I was wanting to combine simple and fancy, to show off how one doesn't need all these...flashy pointy dresses to look great, darling~''.

She posed for Twi, the pony wearing a quite plain yet stylish dress, marigold trim with egg white and lavender vertical stripes, very snug with light and soft materials to feel wonderful against her skin underneath. Twilight clapped, her friend truly looking marvelous in her simple yet elegant designs. Rarity sat at the table as Twilight started the finishing touches, turning around to grab the last ingredient with Rarity's assistance.

Twilight's horn glowed with purple magical essence as it built up, chanting a quick spell before firing it off. ``Cerebros Vacuous,'' Twilight boomed with confidence, firing a purple bolt of magic straight into her friend's forehead. Rarity gasped, jumping up in her chair, but the effects of the spell were finished before she could even know what hit her, or know much anything at all.

As though the pair were in some sort of cartoon world, Rarity's brain was squeezed out her ear, guided by that purple magic around it. Just as quick as it had come out, the spell ended, dropping the set of lobes unceremoniously on the table, causing a wince from Twilight; she didn't want to damage the main ingredient, after all.

Rarity stared at the curious pink blob, as though in deep concentration, but her face quickly sagged unto a derpy, drooly smile, spilling down her chin as she clapped. ``Huhhh, look funny!~'' She cheered, perhaps oblivious to the previous purpose of the object in front of her.

Twilight giggled excitedly, rubbing her friend's very empty head as she picked up the set of lobes, stroking them over. This was where all of her friend's intricate designing came from, where all the memories of Rarity spending time with her good friends, of all the lessons-PLOP! Splash went the brain, straight into the pot on the stove, with lid covering it most the way over to make sure not too much of her prepared liquids escaped. In an instant, the room was filled with the most wonderful of smells, leaving the alicorn salivating as she waited for dinner.

* * *

\tTwilight cut a piece of Rarity's brain on the empty-headed pony's plate, helping and slipping the moist and tender chunk between those drool-laden lips. Rarity giggled, chewing and mushing the piece around in her mouth, a bit of it dribbling back down her chin as a grey mush. ``Yummy! Super yummy tasty, Twi!'' ``Now now, Rarity, don't waste the food like that. If you don't want it, I'm perfectly fine to have it all to myself.''

\tTwilight made good on her word, wanting a bit extra for herself and cutting into another large piece of the brain, little left remaining on the plate. She pushed the chunk of brains into her mouth, chewing the delicious thoughts away, right in front of its previous owner. Rarity sure didn't mind, just drooling and giggling, clapping and grasping at the last piece on her plate to shove back in her own maw.

\tWith one last bite, the brain was finished off, Twilight wiping her mouth clean of the cerebral fluids and broth. She felt full and satisfied, and that she could probably use a nap to sleep off this food coma.

``How about we get a good rest together, Rarity?'' Tossing her friend's dress off carefully, not wanting to wreck the prototype of her friend's design, she helped Rarity along to her bed, removing her own clothing as well. Giggling, the two gals snuggled cozy together, Twilight giving her empty-headed friend a kiss on the forehead. Sleep caught them quickly, Rarity snoring lightly, while Twi slipped into her wonderful dreams, thinking of who to invite over for dinner next.

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