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Carmelita rubbed her brow, another headache-inducing day of INTERPOL work. Sly this, Sly that, it seemed he was on the mind of every higher-up, demanding to know his whereabouts, as though she could just psychically tell. With a grocery bag in one hand, she opened her apartment door and stepped inside, fishing for the bottle of Advil she had purchased on the way home. She made it 3 steps before becoming quite aware that something was off, feeling the night breeze drifting through her room. Dropping the bag and reaching for her pistol, she realized it was still back at headquarters and before anything could be done, a bright flash went off. Blinded, she quickly blinked, shivering with a cold feeling on....no, in her head, trying to get her eyes to focus forwards on....
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Sly heard the door open, hiding just out of sight. Counting down from 3, he heard her drop her bag on zero, and stepping from his spot, he pressed a button on his cane before Carmelita could even notice him. A bright light flashed in the room, the raccoon having shielded his eyes, then positioning himself inches from the fox. Staring at her head, he had a perfect view of her brain, open to the air. His little device had sheared the full top of her head off, leaving it discarded on the floor with her shopping. He raised his arm, the hook cane going past Carmelita's head, resting just behind it.
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\t``Shhhh, don't worry Carmelita. I've left my criminal activity behind, after a final heist, to steal my greatest treasure of all. A sweetheart to call my own.'' With her brain on his hook, he pulls her in, kissing the fox who gives a light moan in return, her lessened awareness bringing out her more primal, needy side. ``Now to say goodnight, Carmelita, before I make you my darling.''
Stepping back with a slight push, leaving the fox swaying, he gives a sharp tug on his hook. After a bit of give, a loud snap rings out, Carmelita's brain stem split in twain, her mind squeezed in the grasp of Sly's cane. She giggles, and stumbles again, silence ringing for a few seconds before...
Thump. The floor shook as she fell back on her ass, though she didn't seem to mind, no pun intended. Sly smiles, bending down to kiss her once more, slipping her brains into one of his hidden pockets. One heave later, and the former INTERPOL agent was slung over his shoulders, giggling and drooling. ``Come my darling, let us go home.''
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