
# Shitty Losers

"This game's dumb" Oren yelled. The green furred stoat pouted and crossed his arms. They were playing smash and after doing great in the first round, he had been losing.

Azzy laughed. "Haha! I win again" The orange tiger fox danced around his room in his undies. They were both in undies. Hunter was babysitting the two of them. He would let them be naked too, and even play special babysitting games sometimes, but he had a friend helping him and told the cubs to play in Azzy's room while he played with them.

"I'm gonna win the next one!" Oren said. He pressed start on his controller, then he heard his tummy rumble. "Uh, after going to the bathroom."

Azzy looked at him with a big dumb smirk, held up his controller and pressed start. "Ok, thanks for the win." He turned toward the tv and blocked Oren's view.

Not wanting to lose, he was trapped. He really felt like he needed to poop, but he couldn't just let the other cub win. Oren got up and pushed against his friend's fur. On the screen their characters fought. Azzy tried to cover his eyes but with a good shove they tumbled over. He sat his butt on the tiger fox's face. They struggled under him as he won! He raised his controller in victory before he was pushed onto the floor and finally felt what happened.

His undies squished underneath him, and he didn't have the stomach rumblings anymore. He laughed. His friend cleared away some brown from his face.

"That's cheating!" He said and pounced on top of the stoat. His butt weighed down his chest and the fox wiggled its way up.

Still laughing, he playfully fought back. He heard the game start sound and tried to stop it but it was too late. Azzy's undies were on his face. He made a small grunt and the white tush turned brown and squished against him. They kept wiggling and kept him down even after the game was over. Oren took a deep breath and pushed his nose deep int the mess. The tiger fox yelped and it was enough to wrestle them off.

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Azzy pulled down his undies. "Ya, it's really messy." Oren said. The undies thumped to the floor. His butt was smeared with what looked like Nutella. He would be tempted to lick it, if it wasn't for the smell.

Oren dropped his. "Same," Azzy said. He looked at his butt for a while. "Kind of looks like chocolate right?" He reached out a finger and ran it from the bottom of his butt to the base of his tail. The stoat shivered with delight, and covered his crotch subtly with a paw. Without any hesitation he plopped the brown finger in his mouth. A look of discomfort washed over them as they swallowed. "Bleh!" he rubbed his tongue with his other paw. "Not like chocolate. Wanna try mine?" He wiggled his messy butt.

Shaking his head, the stoat stood there nervously. He kind of wanted to try it, but couldn't bring himself to say it. He looked at the TV still showing the last round where Azzy won. "Not gonna happen. I'm gonna win the next round and you're gonna eat more of mine!" He said with a smug face.

Azzy puffed up his chest. His bright red penis stuck out and he grinned. "Ok, but if I win your gonna eat all the poop in my undies." He took a few steps to grab his controller. Small bits of poop dropped off as he did.

Oren grabbed his controller, focused and fought hard. He wanted to lose but didn't want to make it look like he wanted to, so he had to try. They didn't shove or say anything. They just stood there focused on the game.

Azzy got a good head start, getting a really good knock on Oren's character, but he was able to counter after and fight back. It was really really close when they both hit each other at the same time and in an explosion of colors, the text 'DRAW' showed up on the screen.

Both cubs stood there unsure what to do. "Wanna say we both lose?" Oren said quietly.

Not caring about the mess he was making, Azzy sat his butt down next to Oren's discarded undies "Ya, you wanna go first?"

Oren followed his friend's lead and sat down in front of the other undies. The inside was a smeary mess with a few hard bits in the middle. The front looked like he peed in it too. Grabbing one of the smaller bits, it smushed slightly in his paw. Before he could stop himself, he put it in his mouth. It felt like chewy dirt and he was surprised. It smelt worse than it tasted. But slowly as he chewed, its flavor got stronger. He swallowed it, but the taste stayed in his mouth. He opened his mouth to show it was gone.

There were less solid pieces in the other undies but Azzy found one and put it in his maw. He sucked on his fingers and quickly swallowed. He grinned, which showed a bit of brown on his teeth.

The next piece was easier. He picked it up and in his mouth it went. He shuttered. They traded back and forth a bit. Each watching the other slowly eat the other's mess.

Azzy giggled, "You have it easy," He said, "your poop is worse than mine!"

"How would you know?" Oren said, sticking out his brown tongue.

"Maybe I tried it before." He said, blushing a bit through the mess on on his muzzle. "Wanna try yours?" He offered two of his fingers coated in Oren's poop. Oren leaned over and put them in his mouth. The taste was different, oddly familiar but not fully. It did remind him of being in his bathroom. He kind of liked it.

"Na, yours tastes worse." Oren said.

Azzy looked offended. He reached over and dipped a full paw into his undies and ate some. He considered for a second, then with a dumb grin lunged at the stoat. Oren's white tummy fur was smeared with Azzy's poop and he shoved a lot of it in his mouth. He wasn't sure if he was laughing or yelling but as terrible as the taste was he was having a lot of fun.

The door crept open. "What's going on in there?" Hunter asked. He stood there naked, his big red penis with a knot swung between his legs. The gray wolf looked a bit angry. He always made Oren's penis excited. Oren watched as he looked around the room, probably seeing all the mess they had made. He laughed his deep booming laugh. "Oh boy what a mess. Ah, ya give me a sec." The two cubs looked at each other, confused. He was back a few moments later with some rope. "Untied my friend so it's only us boys now. What's been going on?"

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"Are we in trouble?" Oren asked, almost to the point of tears. He explained everything, and just felt terrible. Repeating it made him feel like a naughty kid.

The big wolf hugged him. "No you're not in trouble. I'm gonna clean this up." He looked around the room. "All of it…Next time, you boys come and ask for help ok?" He brought Azzy into the hug. Some of the poop rubbed into his fur but he didn't seem to mind. "I had pads you could have put down so it wouldn't make as much of a mess, but seeing as you already did, I think you're forgetting something."

Oren was so relieved. "What?" Azzy looked just as confused.

Hunter let go of the cubs. He stood up, stretched and turned around "You both lost, so," He said, squatting down. He lifted his tail right in front of the cubs. From a big stinky pink hole came a solid lump. It fell to the ground but the chunk didn't stop coming. A big big pile of smelly wolf poop, just slid out of him right onto the floor.

He looked back at the pile. "Guess I didn't have to go that much." he said and shrugged. "Well, if you both lost, then shouldn't you eat my poop?"

The cubs stood there stunned. It smelled terrible and it was starting to make Oren's penis feel funny.

Hunter looked expectantly at the cubs. "Who's first?" He said too warmly. They both stood there stunned. Azzy took a step back. "Go on dig in Oren, you know you want to."

Reaching forward, Oren touched it. It was so warm. The poop was thick but ripped apart easy enough. He licked it. and shuttered. Hunter's paw wrapped around his and together they pushed everything in his paw into his maw. He yelped with surprise, but chewed. It tasted worse than even Azzy's; More solid, a stronger immediate taste, but one he can't help but enjoy. Hunter's other paw grabbed his penis and stroked it lightly. Oren moaned. With a bit of effort, he was able to swallow, and the wolf was ready to fill his maw again. Every time he swallowed, his maw was opened and more of the wolf's poop was slid inside. Again and again.

He shuttered, and shook all over. His belly felt full and his penis felt buzzy. He fell back on the floor and enjoyed the feeling of Hunter's paw rubbing poop on his penis and moving it around. It made him feel so good.

He lay there and watched as Hunter ran around the room with a big pawfull of muck as the naked messy tiger fox evaded him. It was only a matter of time before he caught them and when he did, he pushed a bunch in the cubs maw. They playfully fought being dragged over to the pile. Oren was amazed how huge it was after almost half of it now in his stomach.

The cub licked his lips as the wolf shoved his face in the pile. Above him, the wolf stroked his big penis. He held Azzy down, making sure he constantly was eating, then licking the floor. With a loud burp, the cub collapsed next to Oren.

White sticky stuff fell over both of them from the wolf's penis as he howled. "Now, did you boys learn anything?" He asked with a big smile.

"You have the best tasting poop?" Azzy guessed.

"We put down pads before having fun with poop." Oren said, confident he was correct.

Hunter snorted. "No, ok, both of those are good too." He squatted down, but still towered over the tired cubs. "It's that I'm the best babysitter because anyone else would have punished you like crazy."

"Ya" The cubs agreed.