"As an example, let's take the Thunder spell." He muttered a few archaic words under his breath and held his gloved hand out, and a thin streak of violet lightning arced from his fingertips into his penis, dancing about the organ and making it swell up rapidly in response. "As you can see, it can easily be used for electrical stimulation if you limit its power to harmless amounts, or build up your natural resistance to magical forces." The class gaze upon his mighty staff as it dribbled on the floor, surprised at how quickly it reacted to being shocked. "Similarly you might be able to start a campfire with Fire. Those of you with the gift of conjury may also use Aero to cool yourselves or Stone to create footholds across a stream. All it takes to turn your most basic battle spells into useful tools is a little ingenuity."
"Sir?" One of the younger members of the class rose his hand, and the sorcerer nodded in acknowledgement. "What would happen if you cast Blizzard on your penis, like you just did with Thunder? From what I've seen it manifests as shards of ice..."
A smirk spread across the thaumaturgy instructor's face. "How do you think I got this Prince Albert in?" The whole class cringed, the one making the inquiry most of all as he looked down into his own lap.
Just some silliness of Onyx in Black Mage cosplay. :P Enjoy it, folks!
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