Jake & The Magic Wand 1 “Look, this is getting ridiculous.” Says an adult dark grey wolf as he and his son enter the house. Jake, a 12-year-old wolf pup, scowls as once again he’s subjected to an afternoon of embarrassment and anger. “Ok, Dad.” He said, frustrated.

“No, it’s NOT ok!” Logan scolds him, “I’m sick of hearing about this! It’s immature and it’s getting old.”

“Yeah yeah.” Jake says disrespectfully.

“Hey, don’t take that tone with me! I am talking to you!” Logan barks at him, to be ignored by the pup, “If you’re going to your room, I don’t want you coming out until your homework’s done!” “Fine.” Jake growls.

“But I’m looking over it, and if it as anything to do with your vulgarity, I’m making you redo it until it’s right!” “Ok, fine!” Jake barks back.

“Watch that tone, Jake!”
 Jake frowns as he marches up to his room from his ranting parent. Once again, he got in trouble in school for talking, drawing, and writing answers in his assignments with ‘inappropriate topics’. It’s just weird stuff like farting and poop or ballooned people, what’s the big deal?? He’s not hurting anyone! Yeah, he doesn’t like that people call him weird, but it’s cool! He’s not the only one who likes Captain Underpants! LOTS of boys are into that! They’re probably doing the same stuff Jake is, but he’s the only getting caught!

“Grrrrr! This is stupid!” He growled as the pup slings his backpack off and slams the door of his room. “[You watch yourself, young man!]” Called his father from downstairs. “[Slam that door again, and I’ll slam YOU!]” “Grrr, shut up, Dad…!” He mumbled to himself, lower so his dad won’t hear him by chance. He flops on the bed, and scowls as he looks up at the ceiling. So he has these weird and funny interests. Big woop! Why do grown-ups have to try and make him stop liking it? It’s not cool! Anyway, he has math homework to do, and that shouldn’t cause any stupid yelling… Unless he were to doodle on the side of the page… Jake snickered at the thought before shaking his head, “Nevermind, dang it…” He says as he gets up and rifles through his backpack. He lets out a huff as he becomes too lazy and aggravated to do homework. Instead, he takes out this cool stick he found at school – it’s a jagged stick that fell from the tree. However, the stick has an oddly specific zig-zag structure about it, and it has a black leather strap tied around the thicker base with a could of marbles tied with strings dangling off the end of it. Looks like somebody made it look like a wand. It’s interesting, so he just kept it. Jake lays back on his bed, killing time as he fiddles with his new toy stick, “Man, this is so stupid.” His paws hold and rub the stick, bobbing it casually as he pouts… He tosses it up, and catches it. He tosses it again, and catches it. He tosses it up, and it slips and stumbles from his paw, “Ah- Whoa- Hey-” He fumbles for it, but the stick falls to the floor. Right after it calls, the wolf’s eyes spot a flicker and a static sound from the fall. “HHH!” He gasps, seeing the tip of the stick let out a yellow spark. “What the??” He gets off the bed and picks it up. He looks around the lightning-bolt shaped twig. He DEFINITELY saw something! It looked like a firework that just went dud. He turns it around, whirling it, before giving it wave, like in Harry Potter. Jake gasps as a pink and purple breeze of light comes from the wand and twirls in the room! “Whoooooaaaaa!” He says in awe, “Oh my gosh, this thing is magic!” He says as he beams at the stick, “Ooh ooh ooh, what can it do??” He asked. He thought for a moment, and looked at one of the National Geographics his father tries to make him read, one of them having a gorilla on the cover. “Uh ok, um…” He whirls and points the wand at the magazines, “I wanna make that gorilla my pet, like a dog or something!” The WOLF boy says. A ball of sparks then gather and fly out of the wand! “Haahhhh!” He murrs with excitement as the magic hits the magazine, and immediately, the cover bulges forward. The magazine itself morphs right before the teen’s eyes! The pages expand and fold around and shaped itself before it gained a simple, primitive face. It gained arms that are big with huge forearms over its fists, before the material gained a big round gut, followed by a pair of fat manboobs. Jake watches with wonder as the entity gained a pair of legs, as well as a rather amble behind. Next, the smoothed out paper turned into dark grey flesh, before it sprouted into a coat of rich black fur! The wolf boy drops his jaw as the animal gains its leathery monkey face, before those big brown eyes blinked open. “Aroo?”

“YES! Oh my gosh, it worked!” Jake yips and jumps up. “Harrooo…” The gorilla says. It looks JUST like a fat, adult, healthy ape! … Except is significantly smaller than the average gorilla – heck, it’s Jake’s size! “Ok ok, um…” The wolf pondered. He’s always wanted a pet! And gorillas are awesome! “Now, you have to be the perfect pet!” He says… While also waving the wand, sprinkling the ethereal glitter. The gorilla looked up and blinked as it became enchanted. “Ruffhh?”

“Ok boy.” Jake turns around, bends over a little, and flags his tail up, “Sniff my butt!” He says while looking over his shoulder, wagging his tail to allure his pet. The ape suddenly gets a goofy grin on his face before he comes over. The fat monkey then puts his thick, hair hands onto Jake’s hips, and nearly shoves his face into Jake’s bottom!

“Hahahaha!” Jake laughed as the ape sniffs loudly, his big nostrils drawing huge amounts of air from the boy’s shorts! “Good boy! I’m gonna call you… Joe!” He tells the gorilla. “Hehehe, like ‘Jo-Jo’!” “Ahhrrr?” The ape says with an inquisitive look at the kid. “Hehehe,” He whips around as the gorilla stands up on his hand-like feet – they are almost the exact same height, except with Joe being a little taller. Jake sneers as he looks at the ape’s chest. And those fat, black, large nipples… “Purple nurple!” The wolf shouts before he reaches forward with both paws, and clench BOTH of the ape’s walnut-sized nipples! “AHHHH!” Joe’s beefy arms flail up as he lets out a comical cry as Jake twists those monkey teats hard! The wolf snickers sadistically as he yanks and pinches those very big nubs big time! “Booboo babadoo!” He yelps out. “Hahaha, this is awesome!” Jake says as his tail wags with zeal. He lets go of the nipples and starts grabbing and bouncing Joe’s moobs around, “Woohoo!” He lets go, prompting his gorilla to let out a sigh of relief, “This is great! I wonder what else this thing can do?” Jake ponders.

“[Jacob!]” Calls his father, “[You better not be playing your PlayStation in there!”

“Uh-Oh!” Jake panics as he can hear the furious stomps of his dad coming up, “Uh- uh,” he fumbles the wand, “Q-Quick! He can’t see you in here!” The kid panics. Then, a weird gust of magic willows from his wand, “Ah! W-What??” The spell races and spins around Joe. “Huuh?” Joe looks as the magic whirls around him, more curious and dumbfounded than anything. The door flies open from the adult wolf, “Alright, what are you doing in here??” Logan demanded, seeing his son standing there. The kid looks at him, and tries to pocket the wand, “Hold, hold, hold on a second there, bub.” The wolf says as he comes to his teen, “What’s that you got there??” 

“I-It’s nothing!” “No it’s not, give it here.” Logan then takes the stick away from Jake. “Hey! Daaaad!” The grown-up inspects the wand, seeing a small light glowing from the tip. “Alright, this is one of those Harry Potter remote controls, isn’t it?” “N-No, Dad! It’s just something a bought at uh… At uh, at uh!” Jake says, quickly coming up with a short backstory. “Then why is it lighting up?” Logan asked with angry suspicion. “I-It’s a flashlight! It’s like, it has a light inside real wood! The marbles on the end of it are like the on-off switch, Dad!” Jake says. At this point, Logan will probably take it away! “It’s not a remote, Dad, it would have more buttons, wouldn’t it??”

“Hmmmm…” Logan snarled as he looks at the jagged wand. Now that he gets a better look at it, it really does look more like a toy than anything – aren’t wand remotes supposed to be made of plastic?” “Alright, fine, but enough playing around.” Joe says as he walks across Jake’s room. His foot suddenly steps on a random obstacle. He looks down and sees… A gorilla plush doll? A Beanie-Baby? “Jake, how many times do I have to tell you to clean up your room??” Logan growls as he picks it up, and puts it on the boy’s shelf, “You’re going to make people trip, Jacob!”

“O-Ok, sorry, Dad…” Jake says, watching with suspense as Logan walks to his drawer, and puts the wand in with the kid’s pencil holder. “Have you even started your homework yet??” Logan asked with a leer to the kid. “N-No, I was-” “Alright then. Stop playing around, NOW. Keep it down, and get all of your assignments finished, and then I want you to bring all of it to me to make sure you don’t pull any of your crap. You got it??” “O-Ok, Dad.”

“Alright. Get to work.” Logan then walks to the door, and promptly closes it rather firmly.

“Hohh…” Jake huffs a sigh of relief before he goes over and takes the wand back. “Joe?” He looks around, before approaching where his dad put the doll he stepped on. He looks at the black and grey ape plush and picks it up, “Joe? Is that you?” He asked as he turns it. The doll doesn’t respond, but it’s… Anatomically correct. He snickered as he looks at the doll’s wiener, and then at the plush’s fat ass. “Hahaha, yup! That IS you!” He notes the dumb smile on the plush’s face as he raises the wand. Then, he stops. If he turns Joe back now, he might get in trouble again. “Sorry, Joe, but I can’t make you uh… Moving again.” The pup says as he puts the doll on the shelf. “I’ll play with you later, ok? Uh… Can you even hear me?” He doesn’t get an answer, but the simple-minded smug look on the doll’s face reassures the boy somewhat. “Ok.” Jake says as he leaves the content doll on the shelf. “Hehehehehe, what else can this thing do?” The wolf asked as he flips the wand. “Um… Hehehe,” He draws circles with the wand, making stars and sparks twinkle, “Make me fart?” The boy says. His eyes watch the cluster of magic then jump up, and fly around the wolf. He gasps and looks about as the wisp circles his waist, and then he feels a soft push right up his rump. “Ummf! That was weird.” He notes, “Did it work?” After a few seconds, he felt his stomach buzz. His ears perk up as he feels something move through his bowels, “Oh yeah!” He says as he clenches his eyes and flops his tail up. -FRRRrrrrt- “Hahahaha- HOH!” He laughs but grabs onto his mouth, listening real quick for if his dad heard him. Then, he feels another pressure build in his behind, “Nhnhnhnhnh,” He snickers into his paws as his tail flies up once more. -PTTHTH- “Hehehehe, this is awesome!” He says as he hops onto the bed on all fours. He leans down, and raises his rear as high as he can. –BRRRRPPH- “Ooooh yeah, that feels great!” He says as he lets loose another fart, -HRrhbbrrbb- -PURNNnnn- “Cooooool! I get to fart whenever I want, where ever I want?” He asked to no one in particular. He gives a cute puppy yelp as he thrusts his booty up, and cuts another bout of gas –FFEEHHF- The pup murrs with playfulness as his feels his rectum fill with air, and he lets out another thick trumpet –FUURRRT- “Hahaha, I think I felt some p…” He pause. The magic in the wand tingles before the gas spell dissipates inside the pup. “Hoohhhh…” He looks at the magical instrument. Can this wand do ANYthing? 
His face goes red hot as a notion runs by his mind. Something he’s only joked about all the time… No one’s here though. No one’s looking… Jake sits up on his knees and holds the wand with both hands, “Ok, I gotta big one to ask.” His heart pounds constantly in his furry little chest. “I uh… I wanna take a dump.” He waves it, seeing the magic start to twinkle and spark, “Like, m-make me poop, like, big time… Ok?” The wolf gasps as another ball of magic beams up from the wooden tool. It flies around playfully before it aims for Jake’s mouth. “Wha-ah-ulmp!” The pup feels the wisp enter his maw. After a pause, he swallowed it. “O-Ok, what did I just do?” He asked, now feeling a bit scared. “W-Wha’s it gonna d-” -Rrrrraawwwrrmm- “Oof…” Jake feels at his stomach as he suddenly feels like he hasn’t used the bathroom in a week! “Gah holy crap!” He springs forward, holding his bottom, but then stops. His eyes go wide and his cheeks feel like they’re on fire as another dirty, childish, immature idea comes to his mind. No one’s looking… “Hohhh hohhh hohhh, ok ok ok,” Jake says as he takes a few huffs, the gurgling inside his stomach getting louder. His whole body shakes horribly as he bends over and holds his paws to his knees, looking over his shoulder. His bowels feel so freaking full!

“O-Oh my gosh, I’m gonna…” The wolf clenches his eyes as he bares his young fangs and folds his ears back onto his head and his tail stands right up! -Fffrrbbbb- “Uuhhhggghhh!” Jake lets out a strained groan as he feels his butthole widen. He does a nervous snicker as he bites his lip as he pushes his rump as hard as he can, “HOhhhhh!” He lets out a high-pitch moan of shock as his eyes go wide as he feels a hot push grow on his ass. A round tent forms on the seat of his pants as the dirty boy pushes his anus more to inflate the lump in his pants, “Oh… My… God…” He says as he looks over his shoulder. “I-I… Oh my gosh, did I just POOP myself?? HULH” He snaps back up and squeezes more. His furry ears twitch as he lets out a heavy breath of relief. His eyes cross as he feels his hot, soft turd coil and blob up in his pants, “Ooooohhhh yeah.” He pants with his tongue hanging out. The pup gets on the bed again on all fours, and smiles broadly before he feels another log emerge inside. Jake’s fluffy tail flies back and forth as he feels his butt feel a big, heavy bulge weighing down his shorts. “Whoa! This, this is awesome!” The boy says as he holds onto the mattress, still wagging as he soils himself. “Ooooofffff!” He huffs out as he feels another fat wad shove slowly out of his cheeks. It’s so hot and tight in his pants now… But there isn’t any smell. 

His black, wet nose sniffs the air, detecting no other smells, nothing. In fact, he remembers there wasn’t any scent in his farts either! “Oh my Gosh, this is great!!” He says as he bounces up and down a little. Jake then grins as he adjusts a little. He hovers his backside above his bed, his swollen, lumpy seat hanging below him, before he sits right down! -POISGH- “Olllgghh!” Jake coos and cringes as he pushes his loaded ass down! His large mess SQUISHES into his butt crack and all on his cheeks! The boy goes cross-eyed again as he digs his ass into his hot and mushy swamp! His ears take in the wet mush and gush of his warm dump, his hips rolling around as his face expresses a dumbfounded look of bliss and satisfaction. “Oh man, my underwear’s gonna be so messed up.” He snickers after several minutes of stirring his heavy duty doody. “… Hey wait.” The pup looks at the wand on the side of the bed, and takes it, “Uh, ok, uh… Clean it up?” Jake says as he flicks the wand on himself. A white shimmer radiates from the wand, and Jake feels every inch of his bottom take on a chilled sensation. He shuddered and huffed for a moment until his shorts stopped glowing. The wolf wiggles in his pants, and looks down in astonishment as he concludes that all the poo has disappeared! “Whoa… This thing… Just, wow!” He says as he lies back, smiling as he rests his head on his paws. “I actually pooped my pants. Hahah, and I like it!” The pup said with a smile. “I crapped my pants!” It feels fun just to say it. His clothed buttcheeks flex in his undies as he whirls the wand idly.