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Where's Tally?''\n\n\t``Late.'' Cal answered and popped another roll in his mouth.\n\n\t``As usual...'' Derrek grumbled.\n\n\tAfter about 20 minutes of impatient toeclaw tapping, the bell rung once more. ``Took you long enough!'' Derrek scolded the black and brown patterned harlequin rabbit standing before him. He, along with Cal, was slightly younger than Derrek at 13. Old enough to technically be an edgy teen, but young enough to still have a childish state of mind, and his arrogance certainly showed it.\n\n\t``You can't rush greatness.'' He waved his paws in a particularly pompous manner.\n\n\t``Good thing you're trash so I can rush you all I want.'' Derrek finished off his insult by dapping up the bunny boy.\n\n\t``We'll see who's trash...'' \n\n\tUpon seeing his tall eared friend walk in, Vincent eyes lit up. ``Tally!''\n\n\t``Hey Vince-hey!'' Tally's greeting was interrupted by Derrek `playfully' shoving him along.\n\n\t ``We've wasted enough time waiting for you, everyone upstairs, now!''\n\n\t``Sheesh, alright!''\n\n\tToday is Friday. Not only is it by default the best day of the week, but it was also the group's weekly game night. They found (virtually) killing each other to be the perfect way to rid themselves of the school week's anxieties, stress, and frustration. Their weekly meetings took place at Derrek's house, being the only friend in the group with a 40-inch TV in his room, a near endless array of games, and a mother who found the meetings more charming than a headache. He took pride in being able to make this possible, and as the oldest it gave him an admired group leader kind of feel. Not to mention, this also gave him a chance to show off his self-proclaimed gaming prowess.\n\n\t``What are we playing?'' Cal asked. He sat with the others on Derrek's bed, eagerly watching him dig through his game collection.\n\n\t``Mega Death Brawl!''\n\n\t``Alright!''\n\n\t``Eh, it's boring.'' Tally said, sounding unenthusiastic.\n\n\t``Boring?'' Cal looked at the rabbit sideways. ``You get to punch people into the sky and blow stuff up! You got no soul...''\n\n\t``It's too easy. The last time we played I won every match in like 10 seconds.'' He ended with a smirk.\n\n\t``You are pretty good Tally.'' Vince commented.\n\n\t``Not true, you only beat me in 20 seconds.'' Cal had to make sure only facts were spoken.\n\n\t``[i]Pffft.[/i] You have one good night, and you think you're best in the world, huh?'' Derrek didn't even bother to look up from setting up his gaming system.\n\n\t``I don't think, I know. Remember last game? Remember how many times I kicked your ass on 1v1?''\n\n\t``[i]Remember how much of a huge pussy I was?[/i]'' Derrek mocked. ``Through each round, all you did was run, hide, attack from behind, run, hide, tiny attack up close, and then runaway again. You only won because you played like a little bitch!''\n\n\t``You were kind of a little bitch Tally.'' Cal added, feeling giddy repeating the big kid's curse words.\n\n\t``It's called defense, and it works.'' Tally said looking satisfied with himself.\n\n\t``Average pussy herbivore, running and hiding everywhere he goes.''\n\n\tTally's ear twitched. He heard a challenge in between those lines. ``Since you're so mad us big brain plant boys keep outsmarting you, I'll play offensive this time and still beat you.''\n\n\t``[i]Ooooohhh[/i], I'm so scared! Tally's gonna bite my dick off with his big ass buck teeth!''\n\n\t``Bite his dick off Tally!'' Cal laughed.\n\n\tTally scoffed at the performance. ``Sure, pretend you're not afraid of being bested by a little rabbit kid.''\n\n\t``Me? Afraid? I'mma tear you to shreds just a like a wolf always does with a little bunny.'' He added extra teeth to get his point across. \n\n\t``You boys play nice.'' Derrek whipped his head around to find his mother intruding into his room. \n\n\t``Hello Mrs. Louis!'' ``Hi Derrek's mom!'' ``Hi Mrs. L!'' The visitors all greeted her.\n\n\t``Mom! You're supposed to knock!'' Derrek said, almost whining.\n\n\t``Why? Did I interrupt some secret plans, hmmm? You boys gonna rob a bank later, huh?'' She chuckled.\n\n\tDerrek blushed at her teasing. ``We were in the middle of something...''\n\n\t``I'm sure whatever top-secret schemes you have can wait for me to drop of these empanadas. They're cheese so everyone can eat them.'' She placed the steaming plate of empanadas on Derrek's dresser.\n\n\t``Thanks Mrs. L'' ``Thank you Mrs. Louis.'' ``Thanks Derrek's mom!'' The other 3 hopped off the bed to grab one.\n\n\t``Dinner should be done in a few hours if you're all staying late, let me know if you get hungry before then. For now, I'll just leave you boys to continue plotting your crimes.''\n\n\t``Ok.'' ``Ok!'' ``Ok Mrs. L!''\n\n\t``Ok mom...'' Derrek grumbled and rolled his eyes as she left.\n\n``Man Derrek, you have the best mom ever!'' Cal said in between stuffing his face.\n\n\t``Yeah,'' Tally agreed. ``She's nice, a good cook, and hot-[i]ow![/i]'' On that last word Derrek slammed a pillow into his head. Vincent flinched while Cal nearly choked on his bite of empanada laughing. \n\n\t``I knew your dumbass was gonna say that. You're lucky I didn't throw the controller.'' Derrek handed said controller to him in a much less violent manner.\n\n\t``Why didn't you inherit any of your mom's nice genes?''\n\n\t``Someone has to deal with little brats like you.''\n\n\t``I hope your mom deals with me...''\n\n\t``Your dick's too small for her.''\n\n\t``Your mom still likes it.'' He couldn't hold back a chuckle as he finished.\n\n\t``You shouldn't say things like that about his mom Tally.'' Vincent spoke up after seeing Derrek bare some teeth.\n\n\t``Yeah Tally, his sister's way hotter.'' Cal happily added on in between chews.\n\n\t``Oh man...'' Tally had to lean back and pause just to think about her. ``You're right.''\n\n\t``Shut the fuck up!'' Derrek snapped.\n\n\t``Have seen your sister Derrek? She looks like your mom but shinier fur...and more...thick.'' Tally closed his eyes and carved out an hourglass shape in the air. He didn't get to enjoy that fantasy for too long, as Derrek brought the pillow to his face again, and again, and again...and again, making Tally fall back flat against the bed.\n\n\t``Derrek stop!'' Vincent pleaded over Cal's cackles.\n\n\t``Say something else and I'm smashing the controller over your fat head!''\n\n\t``Ok, ok...'' Tally gasped for air, breathless from laughter and fighting for his life.\n\n\t``Say something else Tally!'' Cal cheered on.\n\n\t``Can we start playing now?'' Vincent asked to avoid any more violence.\n\n\t``That's what I was trying to do.'' Derrek took a moment to sign into his account and make sure all the remotes were connected. ``First, 2v2. Vince, you're on my team.''\n\n\t``Ok.'' Vincent accepted.\n\n\t``Alright Cal, it's the alphas vs the little pussy bitches. No offense Vince.'' Tally had to spare his friend from the jibe.\n\n\t``It's Ok,'' Vincent promptly replied. ``I think.''\n\n\t``[i]Yeah![/i]'' Cal growled enthusiastically. ``Oh wait...which ones are we?'' Tally sighed while Derrek snickered. ``Cause I'm a cat, and you said one of the groups are pu-''\n\n\t``Never mind Cal, just don't suck.'' Cal fulfilled his request, killing off Vincent's speedy elf character and then giving his bunny teammate support in taking down Derrek's mech-suited main. ``Game.''\n\n\t``You got lucky.'' Derrek immediately started the next round. He went after Tally's armored knight, taking on the bad bunny himself. He felt like he was making progress on his health bar before Cal's winged angel swooped in from behind with a golden arrow to his skull. After he was down, it was light work taking teaming up against Vincent's elf.\n\n\t``Game.'' Tally announced again with a sly smile.\n\n\t``Damnit!'' Derrek's voice was marked with a high pitch frustration. ``Give me more support next time Vince!''\n\n\t``Sorry.''\n\n\t``Uh-oh, he's getting pissed Cal.'' Tally snickered. \n\n\t``I'll fucking piss on your mom...'' Derrek mumbled.\n\n\t``[i]What?[/i]'' The group around him broke into confused laughter.\n\n\t``Because wolves used to piss on stuff...t-to make it theirs...'' He was still met with sideways stares. ``S-shut up, just play the game.'' Derrek started the next round, feeling heat rise to his cheeks.\n\n\t``Weirdo...''\n\n\tThis round was starting to look a little bit better. Derrek successfully shot a laser through Cal's angel, killing him off right before he could strike. ``Aw man!''\n\n\tDerrek smirked, only one little bunny to go. That smirk quickly faded however, upon noticing just how effective Tally's knight was at shielding lasers. To make it worse, in between his slow laser reloads, Tally went in on the offense with his sword. ``Vince, he's killing me, he's killing me!''\n\n\t``I'm coming!'' Vincent cried back.\n\n\t``That what Derrek's sister said!'' Cal chuckled.\n\n\tVince's elf proved to be a little too fast for its own good, sloppily failing to jump over obstacles in the forest setting before his teammate met his demise. ``Fuck!'' Derrek blurted out with his full chest. ``What was that Vince!?''\n\n\t``I-I dunno, my best!?'' Vincent leaned away from the wolf's toothy scowl while wrestling with the controller in his paws. He finally got over that rock and had to launch an all out attack if he had any chance of surviving against Tally's offense heavy kni-[i]and[/i] he's already dead. ``Aw crap!''\n\n\t``Game.''\n\n\t``Vince! We were so close! It was only him left, and you let him kill me!'' The 19 seconds it took for his teammate to die was not enough time for Derrek's emotional wounds to heal.\n\n\t``Sorry.'' Vincent sank in his spot on the bed.\n\n\t``Hey! Don't get mad at Vince cause you suck!'' Tally defended him, leaning an arm on his shoulder.\n\n\t``Fuck you, I will get mad at Vince! And you know what? We're switching teams!''\n\n\t``So that's how you're gonna win? Letting teammates fight while you hide in a corner?''\n\n\t``You're one to talk about hiding, bunny bitch!'' Derrek rasped while furiously changing the team settings. \n\n\tTally only scoffed at the comments. ``And sorry Cal, I won't go easy on you.''\n\n\t``Bring it on!'' Cal gripped his controller in anticipation, he's not one to back down from a challenge. Although `challenge' wouldn't be the best name to call it. What occurred over the next minute could be better described as a `bloodbath,' or `ridiculous,' or `fucking ridiculous.' Cal found Tally to be impressive on offense, easily using brute force and power jumps to back his fleeing angel into a corner, his advantage of flight gone. Only a few slashes of his sword before his angel was no more. ``Damn Tally!'' Cal dropped his controller in astonishment. ``You didn't have to do me like that!''\n\n\tTally chuckled, nice to see that even his victims appreciated his work. He was going to help Vincent finish off their fuming wolf, but he saw that wasn't necessary. ``Get him Vince!'' His speedy elf easily dodged Derrek's laser blasts, allowing him to deal damage gradually without as much of a scratch until his health bar got to zero. ``Game!''\n\n\t``Mother[i]fucker![/i]''\n\n\t``Good job bro!'' Tally gave his squirrel teammate a high-five, who beamed in his first post victory glow of the evening.\n\n\t``[i]Cal![/i]'' Derrek raged.\n\n\t``What!? I tried!''\n\n\t``Try harder!''\n\n\t``Alright, jeez! Just don't piss on my mom!''\n\n\t``She's on thin ice Cal!''\n\n\tOn this round, Derrek again took it upon himself to go after the apparent immortal deity that is Tally. Cal's golden arrows were a good match for Vincent's speed, snipping the elf in 2 shots. ``Nice!'' Derrek's thinking panned out well, now all Cal needs to do is take aim from Tally's unguarded side. Too easy! Finally, Derrek's gonna get his fir-\n\n\t``Oh shit!'' The panicked phrase flew out of Cal's mouth when Derrek's robot stepped in his line of fire the second he released the trigger. Suffice to say, Derrek's mech ceased to exist after taking his teammate's shot.\n\n\t``[i]What?! Whaaaaaaaat?![/i]'' Derrek dropped his controller and grabbed his own ears in shock. Tally and Vincent went into hysterics.\n\n\t``Oops.'' \n\n\t```Oops'?! Are you fucking kidding me?!''\n\n\t``...M-my bad.'' Cal barely managed to squeak out, trying desperately not to laugh. Meanwhile, with Tally still gasping for air Cal easily sniped out his knight. ``Ayeeee, I got him!''\n\n\t``G-game.'' Tally stumbled out between residual giggles.\n\n\t``Fuck you Cal.'' Derrek growled.\n\n\t``Sorry bro, but hey, we still won!''\n\n\t``No, you won. No matter who I have as a teammate, I keep getting dragged down!''\n\n\t``You could try playing with Tally.'' Vincent innocently suggested. The bun to his left looked at him with a quizzical smile, while the wolf to his right gave him a death stare that answered him far louder than any words could.\n\n\t``We're doing 1v1.'' Derrek stated in an icy voice.\n\n\t``Aww, you mad you can't be carried through each round?'' Tally reached past Vincent to give Derrek a pity pat.\n\n\t``Shut up!'' Derrek snapped his teeth at the paw on his shoulder. ``And you're playing me first dickhead.''\n\n\t``Does this mean you're gonna piss on my mom Derrek?'' Cal dared to ask.\n\n\t``She's gonna drown in it.'' \n\n\t``Ah shit!''\n\n\tFollowing the evening's precedent, their first round went as expected. Even out of his defensive comfort zone and no teammates for support, Tally was still skilled enough to defeat Derrek's mech with his knight main. ``Game.''\n\n\t``Best two out of three!''\n\n\t``You like losing that bad huh? Alright, sure.''\n\n\t``Eat ass Tally, I got you next round!''\n\n\t``Go easy on him Tally!'' Cal `suggested.'\n\n\t``I am!''\n\n\t``Shut up Cal!''\n\n\tNext round was much of the same. Derrek lowered himself to try emulating Tally's old `little bitch' defensive style, but still coming to the same amount of dead as before. ``Game.''\n\n\t``Goddamnit!'' Derrek screamed. ``Best 4 out of 7!''\n\n\t``Derrek, it's Ok. You suck at this game so much you're gettinf your ass kicked by 7th graders.'' Tally snickered. ``You don't have to keep embarrassing yourself.''\n\n\tDerrek huffed angrily, feeling ready to rip his controller in half. Tally's right, how the hell was he being beat by them? Years of playing this game, yet he was losing each time.\n\n\t``Tally, can you let him win this time so he doesn't keep crying about it?'' Cal asked.\n\n\t``I'm trying to dude!'' Tally responded with a smile that suggested otherwise.\n\n\t``Fuck you Cal!'' Derrek snapped at the cat again. ``If you're so good, why don't you go against him!'' \n\n\t``Alright!'' Cal happily took his place.\n\n\t``Nice, a challenge!'' Tally celebrated while Derrek growled. \n\n\tThis round, Cal was more aware of Tally's tactics. He kept his angel in the air from the very start, raining golden arrows down on his knight before he even got the chance to jump at him. For first time, Tally was outmatched. ``Oh shit, game!'' Tally said, surprised.\n\n\t``Woah.'' Vincent commented.\n\n\t``Yes! Nice!'' Cal pumped his fist in the air.\n\n\t``No fucking way!'' Derrek bellowed with disbelief. ``You went easier on Cal to piss me off!''\n\n\t``Nope, he beat me, and unlike you I'm man enough to admit that.''\n\n\t``Yeah Derrek, you little crybaby bitch.'' Cal was feeling a little courageous after that win.\n\n\t``The fuck did you just call me!?'' Suddenly Derrek's maw was growling up in Cal's face.\n\n\t``Hey, hey! You want to kill Tally, not me!''\n\n\t``You don't have to kill anybody!'' Vincent called for peace while pulling the wolf back.\n\n\t``Fine Derrek, I'll play one more round with you so you can feel like a big boy.'' Tally conceded.\n\n\t``Suck my dick!''\n\n\tThis 3rd round was nothing but proof that history repeats itself. ``Game.'' And with that simple word, Derrek was again left spouting swears and smashing his controller on the side of the bed, much to Cal's amusement.\n\n\t``Play me again dickhead!'' The wolf raged. \n\n\t``Nah, this feels like taking candy from a baby. Kinda funny at first but it gets boring really quick.''\n\n\t``Fuck you Tally, you big eared, snaggle toothed, bitch!''\n\n\t``You wanna play him Cal?'' Tally casually asked as if the wolf seated one away from him wasn't convulsing in anger.\n\n\t``Nah, I rather watch.'' Cal had the biggest grin on his face just watching the chaos unfold.\n\n\t``Vince?''\n\n\tVincent took one look at Derrek foaming at the mouth and decided he liked his entrails where they were. ``N-no thanks.''\n\n\t``I'm starting the next round!'' Derrek announced.\n\n\tTally dropped his controller. ``I quit. You're just gonna cry some more when I win and yell at me to play again.''\n\n\t``No I won't, cause I'll kick your ass this time!''\n\n\t``No joke, for a big kid you really do act like a baby.''\n\n\t``Fuck you Tally, your dick's little!'' Laughter filled the room again, even from Tally himself. Derrek's cheeks reddened, he was angry, not just gamer angry but genuinely pissed. He wanted his vulgarities to hurt as much as he did.\n\n\t``What did I just hear!?'' Derrek's mother exclaimed from beyond the door. The group laughed harder at the sound of it.\n\n\t``Nothing mom.'' Derrek mumbled, growing redder.\n\n\t``Good!'' His mother walked in with a stern look. ``Thought I heard something very inappropriate for a young man to be saying.'' Derrek could hear suppressed snickers from behind him. ``But since I was just hearing things, why don't you boys take a break? Dinner's ready.''\n\n\t``Ok!'' ``Nice!'' ``Thanks Mrs. Louis.''\n\n\tDerrek sighed and followed the group downstairs to the dining room, holding a sour expression the whole way.\n\n\t``So, how's the game going?'' Mrs. Louis asked while plating food. She made note to hold the meat and add double veggies for the two herbivores of the group.\n\n\t``It's good.'' Vincent said.\n\n\t``It's really fun!'' Cal piped.\n\n\t``Boring.'' Derrek said flatly.\n\n\t``It's alright.'' Tally said with a sly smile, giving a side eye to Derrek. ``Hey Cal, how's your back after carrying Derrek all those rounds?''\n\n\tCal chuckled. ``I think he gave me osteoporosis, but I'll be fine.''\n\n\t``Uh, do you mean scoliosis?'' \n\n\t``Yeah that!''\n\n\t``And you Vince?''\n\n\t``I think Derrek did pretty good.'' He looked at the wolf, hoping to have soothed the beast before him. Derrek however was unmoved and looked as bitter as ever.\n\n\t``I could live a million years and never understand what you kids' `gamer talk.''' Mrs. Louis said while carrying out plates.\n\n\t``Oh, that just means Derrek didn't play that good and had to rely on his teammates.'' Tally explained with the most innocent smile he could muster.\n\n\t``Oh,'' She chuckled. ``Don't worry honey, you'll get a win next time.'' Mrs. Louis patted her son's head while setting his plate down. The group got a kick out of the big wolf needing mommy's reassurance. \n\n\tDerrek looked down at his plate. He's not hungry, not for food at least. He wants a win, he needs one. How could some little kids best him at his favorite game and insult him in his own house? Well, to be fair they weren't that little...really only 1 year younger than him, but it damaged his ego nonetheless to be ridiculed by what should be unskilled lightweights. He can win that game, he's done it before, he just needs some practice for Tally's shitty gaming style. Yeah...just give him some time, and maybe some stakes to spice it up...\n\n\tHis ear turned towards the sound of the front door unlocked. ``Oh, that must be Fai getting back from work.'' Mrs. Louis said.\n\n\t``Oh god...'' Derrek sighed, seeing Tally and Cal's faces light up.\n\n\t``Hey mom, I'm home-oh.'' The 17-year-old wolf paused, surprised to see a crowd at their table. ``Derrek's friends are here...''\n\n\t``Hi Fai.'' [i]Hey Fai![/i]'' ``[i]Yo Fai[/i].'' Cal and Tally added just enough flirtation to their voice to unnerve Fai, but not too much for Mrs. Louis to catch on.\n\n\t``Hey...'' She waved uncomfortably to the horny preteens.\n\n\t``Don't talk to them.'' Derrek issued her a blunt warning.\n\n\t``Don't be so rude Derrek.'' Mrs. Louis scolded. ``Oh Fai, are those the laxatives?'' Mrs. Louis asked, noticing her carrying a bag. ``I've been telling you to get them all week.''\n\n\t``Mom!'' Fai whipped her head back with the same annoyed and embarrassed expression as Derrek earlier.\n\n\t``What? Everybody gets constipation, nothing to be ashamed of.''\n\n\tShe sighed. ``Why are you like this.'' She promptly passed through the dining room, her `secret' revealed.\n\n\t``Bye Fai!'' Cal waved a bit too eager.\n\n\t``Eh, I'd still hit it.'' Tally said in a low voice, watching her walk away.\n\n\t``Hit what?'' Cal asked.\n\n\t``You know...'' He wiggled his mismatched eyebrows.\n\n\t``[i]Oh[/i]...me too.'' They both chuckled while Derrek stared holes through their skulls.\n\n\t``Tally...'' Vincent admonished in an almost motherly tone.\n\n\tDerrek suddenly slammed his fork on the table. It sure stopped their giggles. Good, cause he had an idea to announce. ``Mom! Can the guys come over again tomorrow?''\n\n\t``Tomorrow? Well, sure. I think I made too much food for just today anyway.''\n\n\t``Why do you want us to come back tomorrow, Derrek?'' Vince asked, with the rest of the group giving the wolf questioning glances.\n\n\t``Tally and I haven't settled our score yet.''\n\n\tTally cocked an eyebrow. ``I thought we settled it when I won like 50 times in a row.''\n\n\t``Nope, I want another try.\n\n\t``Ok, sure. But why not tonight? Too traumatized from the last few rounds?'' \n\n\tHe groaned, that little shit... ``Look, I admit I didn't bring my A-game today-''\n\n\t``Wow, how big of you.'' Tally sarcastically interrupted.\n\n\tDerrek took a few seconds to glower at him before continuing. ``And I haven't played Mega in a while, so I want to practice. And tomorrow, I want to have a competition to prove once and for all who's the best player of the group.''\n\n\t``So just to confirm that I'm the best?''\n\n\t``Ooooh, a tournament!'' Cal's ears perked up. ``How are we gonna play?''\n\n\t``We'll 1v1 each other, whoever wins 2 out of 3 rounds gets to the next stage until 2 of us are left. If I win, the loser has to get on his knees, declare me the best Mega player to ever exist, and act as my servant next game night.'' He looked directly at Tally while declaring his prize. \n\n\tMrs. Louis chuckled from the kitchen, shaking her head while minding the stove. ``W-what mom?'' Derrek whined, his face heating up while the group snickered.\n\n\t``Nothing honey.''\n\n\t``You're on Derrek!'' Cal accepted.\n\n\t``Are you gonna do it Tally?'' Vincent asked his bunny friend.\n\n\t``Yeah, sounds fun.'' Tally accepted while giving a sly glance to the wolf. ``But what do we get if we win?''\n\n\t``I dunno, what do you want?'' Derrek felt some regret as soon as that question left his mouth.\n\n\tThe three pondered a bit, one or two of them even scanning the dining room for possible prizes. ``Ooh! I know!'' Cal raised his paw like he was in class.\n\n\tDerrek rolled his eyes, feeling like an underpaid teacher. ``What Cal?'' Cal opened his mouth to talk but fell silent. A wide mischievous feline smile spread across his face ``Cal [i]what?[/i]''\n\n\t``I'll say it later.'' He giggled.\n\n\t``What is it Cal?'' Tally asked, the cat's giddy smile was contagious. But Cal shook his head and kept a tight maw.\n\n\t``Anyone less stupid want to suggest a prize?'' Derrek asked.\n\n\t``Nah, I want to hear Cal's idea first.'' Tally said.\n\n\tDerrek looked to Vincent who only shrugged. The exasperated wolf sighed and went back to his plate. He along with the rest of the group sped up their dinner break in anticipation of this mystery idea. Once they were done, they made their way back into Derrek's room and promptly shut the door. ``Ok Cal, what is it?''\n\n\tThe cat boy looked ready to explode. ``One of Fai's bras!'' He excitedly blurted out.\n\n\t``What the [i]fuck?[/i]''\n\n\t``Yeah! Give us that!'' Tally agreed, high fiving the cat for his bright idea.\n\n\t``B-but I don't want a bra!'' Vincent objected, bright red in the face.\n\n\t``You sure Vince? You're telling me when you look at Fai walking towards you, everything shaking and jiggling, big smile on her face, you don't want to know what's underneath?'' Vincent gulped. He quietly faced the floor and folded paws his in his lap. ``[i]Ewwww![/i]'' Tally laughed at the squirrel's plight.\n\n\t``Don't worry Vince, that happens to me when I think of Fai too.'' Cal reassured him.\n\n\t``I hate all of you so fucking much.'' Derrek grumbled with a paw on his face. \n\n\t``So, is that `no' to our demands?'' Tally asked. ``Come on Derrek, you gotta prove you're a big boy gamer like us.''\n\n\t``Fuck you Tally.'' Derrek said sounding tired. ``I accept your stupid prize, not that it matters, cause none of you are gonna fucking get it.''\n\n\tTally smiled. ``We'll see about that. In the meantime, you up for some `practice' rounds of Mega?''\n\n\tA low growl rose in Derrek's throat. ``No, I'm bored with that game.''\n\n\t``Yeah Tally, he's cried enough for one night.'' Cal mocked. He then jumped when Derrek snapped his teeth at him.\n\n\t``Vince, you pick what to play. I don't care what as long as it's not this.''\n\n\t``Me? Why me?'' Vincent asked, feeling a little nervous for being singled out.\n\n\t``Because you've pissed me off the least today.''\n\n\tThe group spent a little under 2 hours playing Grand Theft Larceny, something they all usually enjoyed but Derrek was a lot quieter as they played. Too many thoughts ravaged his head to throw back their insults and juvenile jokes. Eventually, it was starting to get dark. The boys said their goodbyes and snarky comments about tomorrow before finally leaving. Derrek let out a sigh as he shut the door.\n\n\tDuring dinner, still angered and in desperate need to lick his ego's wounds, he told himself he could beat that bicolored bunny with some sweat and practice. But realistically, how much could he improve in just one night? He had to admit it, Tally was good, really good, and the others were looking like a challenge too. It took him years to reach his current skill level with his mech main and that still wasn't enough.\n\n\tDerrek walked back upstairs feeling like the world was weighing him down. He brought himself another session of being humiliated by little kids. He needed a miracle to give him any chance of wi-\n\n\t``Out of the way!'' Derrek's lost his train of thought as his sister roughly shoved him aside.\n\n\t``Ow!'' He shouted, landing against the wall. ``What was that for?''\n\n\t``Some people have places to be!'' \n\n \t``Oh, those laxatives must be working real well.'' He said upon noticing Fai rushing into the bathroom.\n\n\t``Stop watching me!'' She snapped before slamming the door.\n\n\t``Damn...'' Derrek mumbled to himself, rubbing his bruised shoulder. He'd probably laugh at her if he wasn't feeling so downtrodden. That had to be the 4th time she's run to the bathroom since getting home, perfect little brother harassment material. But for the time being, he needs to think of a plan. \n\n\tHe couldn't become a master player overnight, but maybe he could get the others to play worse, or better yet, give up! But what could it be? What could possibly tear a gamer away from his games? Maybe he could turn the heat up in his room? Nah, he'd suffer too. Plus, rabbits are good at regulating body heat with those big ass ears. Hmmm...he could just choose violence. The actual kind, not the virtual in-game kind. Those weak herbivores and little kitty Cal wouldn't stand a chance. But he doubted that his parents, nor theirs would appreciate that very much...aw man. \n\n\tAnd yet again, his dear sister interrupted his thoughts. A loud sputtering bout of gas, amplified by the toilet bowl nearly scared him out of his fur. ``Gross Fai!''\n\n\t``S-shut up dork-[i]ugh![/i] Why are you standing around out there-[i]ooh[/i], a-anyway?''\n\n\tDerrek shuddered, feeling both grossed out and very grateful he wasn't in her place...wait a minute. A smile crept upon his face. No, he wouldn't want to be in her place, but he knew three guys who should be. Wouldn't it suck if the trio, right after having lunch, just all coincidentally came down with upset stomachs in the midst of their game? It would really be too bad if they all had to forfeit for a toilet run or found their intestinal instability too intense to keep up with their opponent...especially if said opponent was Derrek...he needed to get his paws on those laxatives!\n\n\tHe ducked into Fai's room. Scanning her desk and shelves, no laxative box to be seen. He checked his back and lifted an ear, yep, she still sounds...occupied. One by one he checked her drawers. Notebooks, no...jeans, no...bras, oh god no...wait, maybe he should take one now while he has the chance, just incase he loses tomorrow...no. No don't even manifest that. He promptly shut that drawer with shaking paws. \n\n\tOn to the next drawer...lotion, nail clippers, ugh pads...there it is! The laxatives! How many should he take? Hmmm, it looks like she only took one dose and is already in this state. Derrek decided to take the rest of the perforated strip she took from, totaling 5 doses. Certainly overkill, but you can never be too safe when your pride's on the line.\n\n\tHe chuckled running out of his sister's room, across the hallway, and dove onto his bed, holding up the strip of pills like an Olympic medal. He did it! The ticket to winning and knocking his underlings down a peg. His mother always made designated vegetarian meals each time they came over. With two herbivores and a cat who'll eat anything, this would be a cinch! What's a more humiliating way to lose than to forfeit the game on the verge of violently shitting yourself? Derrek laughed thinking of the look on Tally's little bitch face. Oh he couldn't wait! \n\n***\n\n\t``Oh! Look at my little helper!'' Mrs. Louis was surprised to come downstairs and find Derrek at the stove.\n\n\t``My friends are gonna be here soon and since you did all the cooking yesterday, I thought I could warm everything up this time.'' Derrek replied, shrugging off that `little' comment.\n\n\t``Aww, isn't that sweet!'' She kissed her son on the forehead and surveyed the stove. ``Everything looks good, not a single burned pot! You want any help honey?''\n\n\t``Nope, I got it.''\n\n\t``You know to call me if you need a hand.''\n\n\t``I will!'' Derrek's innocent helpful smile gradually turned more devilish as his mother walked away. When he was sure she wasn't turning around and could hear no others approaching he brought his secret ingredient out of his pocket. He had crushed the laxatives into a fine powder and kept it in a baggy. He made sure to give the mixed veggie soup a heavy sprinkling, the vegetable fried rice a generous dash, and gave the left-over cheese empanadas a fine dusting. All the while leaving his sacred chicken tenders and macaroni untouched. No reason he can't eat too. \n\n\tHe stirred it all in with a wag in his tail. Oh, happy day, happy day! Maybe this is that satisfaction chefs on TV talk about. It felt good knowing his creation was about to wreak havoc in people's stomachs moments from now.\n\n\t[i]Ding-dong! [/i]\n\n\t``I got it!'' Just as yesterday Derrek sprinted to the door. ``Cal!''\n\n\t``Hey Derrek, I'm ready to win!''\n\n\t``I'm ready for you to admit I'm the best!''\n\n\t``I might just say that even if I win so you don't cry again.'' Derrek's smile turned just a bit more menacing after that line. ``Ooooh! Tendies!'' Cal noticed the pan as they walked through the kitchen. He reached to grab one.\n\n\t``Nu-uh!'' Derrek held the sharp end of a fork at his outstretched paw. ``Those are mine! And ugh, don't call them that.''\n\n\t``What, tendies?''\n\n\t``Yeah, tend-ers cause we're not five.''\n\n\t``Can I have one?'' Cal naturally pulled the feline begging face. \n\n\tDerrek found it more off-putting than endearing and just wanted him to stop. ``Fine...just one.''\n\n\t``Alright!''\n\n\t``But only if you have some of the veggies too so my mom doesn't make me eat it.''\n\n\t``Deal.'' Derrek tried his best not to stare too much at Cal pouring himself a big bowl of hot soup and piling his plate with rice and an empanada. It then took all his might not to break into an evil laugh watching him eat. Hehehehe...one man down.\n\n\t[i]Ding-dong.[/i]\n\n\t``Vince!''\n\n\t``Hi Derrek.'' He sniffed the air as he stepped in. ``Woah, it smells good in here.''\n\n\t``I made lunch myself! Wanna try it?''\n\n\t``Really? Sure.'' And just moments from then, Vincent was seated next to Cal, digging in. ``This is really good Derrek.''\n\n\t``Thanks, glad you like it!'' That's right, eat...\n\n\t[i]Ding-dong.[/i]\n\n\t``Look who's late, again.''\n\n\t``I wanted to give you some more time to practice.'' Tally said with the same amount of sass as yesterday. \n\n\t``Good thing we're still eating, I don't have to drag you upstairs again.''\n\n\tTally's little nose twitched, picking up the scents of food. ``Nice, cause I'm mad hungry.''\n\n\t``There's plenty left, made it all myself.''\n\n\t``You made it? It must be poisoned.''\n\n\t``Nope.'' Well, not exactly. ``If I wanted to kill you, I've would've done it a long time ago.''\n\n\tTally went up and inspected the food. ``You made it huh? Looks like the same stuff from yesterday.''\n\n\t``Made, reheated. Same thing.'' The Michelin star chef declared.\n\n\t``Well, if your mom made it, I guess I'll be fine.'' Derrek rolled his eyes at the lack of appreciation for his culinary skills, but he took joy in watching the bunny boy pile his plate high. Tally really was hungry, and for a scrawny string bean he could really put away a lot of food. \n\n\tDerrek sat satisfied in his seat, trying his hardest to keep from wagging his tail. Everyone was eating their way into their doom and not even realizing it. This truly may have been the happiest day of his life. And the best part? It was about to get better.\n\n\t``Dude? Derrek...Derrek!''\n\n\t``W-what?'' Derrek snapped out of his semi-voracious fantasies to find the group giggling at him.\n\n\t``Why are you looking at us all weird?'' Tally chuckled.\n\n\t``Huh? What are you talking about? I'm not doing anything''\n\n\t``Maybe Derrek's fattening us up so he can eat us.'' Cal suggested with a happy-go-lucky smile. Vincent on the other hand kept sneaking nervous looks at their wolf host.\n\n\t``I would rather eat a vegetable before any of you freaks come near my mouth.'' He said, while taking a bite of his coveted chicken tenders to hammer in the point. \n\n\tIt wasn't too long before everybody cleaned their plates. Derrek made sure to wait for their late comer Tally to finish his especially large meal. Soon, he led his waddling entourage upstairs to his room.\n\n\t``Man, I'm full...'' Cal drawled, flopping back on Derrek's bed.\n\n\t``Me too.'' Vincent added. ``Thanks Derrek.''\n\n\t``You're welcome bros.'' Derrek said while kneeling at his game system, his wicked grin hidden from their view.\n\n\t``So, who's playing who first?'' Tally asked while grabbing a controller.\n\n\t``Hold on, hold on. Don't want to start it right away.'' Derrek inserted his copy of Grand Theft Larceny. \n\n\t``What? Why not?''\n\n\t``We could finish the tournament in like 20 minutes, let's have it be the grand finale.'' Really, the reason Derrek wanted to hold off was to give time for his spiked food to digest. Wouldn't do much to shit their brains out after comfortably winning.\n\n\tThe group had some genuine lighted fun leading up their tournament. Derrek got so wrapped up in mindlessly killing and carjacking that he forgot about their scheduled competition, at least until a loud stomach growl cut through the virtual violence. ``Who was that?'' He chuckled.\n\n\t``M-me.'' Vincent mumbled shyly with a paw on his stomach. ``I think something in the food upset my stomach.''\n\n\t``Welp, Derrek poisoned us. I knew it'' Tally quipped.\n\n\tDamn. Not the smartass rabbit Derrek hoped would suffer first but it's a good sign those laxatives were working their magic. ``Sorry your weak little plant stomach can't handle my cooking. Let's start the competition before you all die off.''\n\n\t``Alright!'' Cal cheered. ``Who's up first?''\n\n\t``First up is me against Vince, then you vs Tally.''\n\n\t``Hmmm...'' Tally hummed in ponderance.\n\n\t``What?'' Derrek felt a little tremble in his nerves. Perhaps Tally saw through his strategic self-placement with the easiest opponent.\n\n\t``Nothing, sounds good to me.'' He said with a smirk. Oh, Derrek couldn't wait for him to lose...\n\n\tWhile the game was loading, Tally noticed his squirrel friend fidgeting. ``You alright Vince?'' \n\n\t``Yeah.'' \n\n\t``Don't worry, he's no better than he was yesterday. You'll kick his ass.''\n\n\t``Why don't you give him a good luck kiss while you're at it?'' Derrek derided the fawning duo.\n\n\t``He doesn't need it. Hope you got one from your mommy earlier.''\n\n\tIn the first round, both gamers stayed silent, vocally at least. Vincent's stomach continued to growl and gurgle while he let out small huffs against the pain. Meanwhile Derrek was feeling too tense to talk, he was determined not to be the first to lose. There would be absolutely no way he could lose against the weakest of the group, especially after the special meal he served them. Despite this, Vincent's elf managed to outmaneuver his mech, and delt enough damage to bring his health to zero. ``Damn it!'' Derrek shouted. Though he quickly reminded himself out loud, ``Best two out of three.'' And promptly started the next round.\n\n\t``Derrek wait, can we pause?'' Vincent asked, his thighs pressed together and quivering.\n\n\t``No pausing.''\n\n\t``But I...'' A light pink blush appeared on his red face. ``I-I have to go to the bathroom.''\n\n\t``Too bad! If you leave before your round is over, that's an automatic forfeit.''\n\n\t``Hey, that's not fair!'' Tally objected.\n\n\t``It's my house, my games, and my rules. If you want your prize so damn bad, you all gotta play by them!'' For the first time Tally had no witty insult or retort, only a silent dirty look. It was a beautiful sound to Derrek's ears, and that soothing silence was the perfect background music to his mech absolutely blasting his opponent's elf into non-existence. ``Nice!''\n\n\t``[i]Oh..[/i].'' Vincent groaned, briefly doubling over to hold his ailing stomach.\n\n\t``Come on Derrek, let him go!''\n\n\t``God, shut up Tally! Vince can go whenever he wants. If he wants to forfeit, he'll forfeit. No big fucking deal.''\n\n\t``I can...I can wait until after this round.'' Vincent brought himself to say.\n\n\t``See? He's a big boy, you can get off his dick Tally.''\n\n\t``Ugh...my stomach's starting to hurt too.'' Cal commented\n\n\t``Oh boo-hoo.'' Derrek feigned indifference. In his head however, it filled him with glee to see plan was taking effect. ``Next and last one!'' He called out while starting their third and deciding round. \n\n\tThis time, Vincent's performance had certainly taken a hit. The growing pressure made him squirm and wince, constantly snatching his focus from the battle at hand. His extra jitters also made him much sloppier with his elf's speed, missing hits but conveniently running into Derrek's laser cannons, leading to a speedy death.\n\n\t``Yes! Fuck yeah!'' Derrek jumped off his bed to pump his fist. It felt so good to get his first win at this game.\n\n\t``Ok, I lose.'' Vincent accepted his loss rather quickly. He dropped his controller and awkwardly paced out of the room.\n\n\t``Too easy. Alright dickhead and other dickhead, your turn.''\n\n\t``Derrek...what did you feed us?'' Tally asked, a wide-eyed expression on his face as he gripped his knees.\n\n\tThe wolf's ears picked up just a bit of tummy turmoil. ``The same food you had yesterday. Why? Your weak little bunny guts can't take it?'' Tally didn't respond, instead cringing against whatever was happening inside of him. Derrek laughed at his plight, this was gonna be a good game.\n\n\t``I eat meat and your food still got me feeling weird!'' Cal added, paw to his stomach.\n\n\t``I ate the same food you did, and you don't see me complaining. You two can go take a dump and lose if you want.''\n\n\tSuddenly Tally's glassy-eyed look snapped to one of determination. ``No way.'' Not exactly the reaction Derrek was looking for. ``You still in Cal?''\n\n\t``You bet!'' Cal replied with only a little bit of waver to his voice. \n\n\t``Staring the next round.'' Derrek announced. Just as he said that Vincent came back in. ``That was fast.''\n\n\t``Your dad's using the bathroom.'' He said, looking just as jittery as when he left. ``And he said he'll be a while.''\n\n\t``Did you try the downstairs bathroom?''\n\n\t``No...''\n\n\t``Ok...so go try it.''\n\n\t``I don't know where it is.''\n\n\tDerrek sighed. ``I'll show you.'' \n\n\tHe slightly begrudgingly led Vincent downstairs. As they passed through the kitchen, something caught Derrek's eye. He had to back track to make sure he wasn't seeing things...someone stacked the pots and pans in the sink. Derrek left them with food on the stove just in case he had to give the group a double dose, but here they are in the sink...practically licked clean. No food left on a plate or in a container or anything. He checked the refrigerator for leftovers, but nothing there either...meaning his family ate the leftovers...the leftovers he added dangerous amounts of laxatives to...oh shit.\n\n\t``Derrek, can we hurry up?'' Vincent meekly spoke up, slightly swaying his hips in place.\n\n\t``Oh, yeah.'' Derrek continued with a new feeling of unease. Was that why his dad's `gonna be a while?' \n\n\tThe pair finally arrived at the 2nd bathroom and last option available. He gulped before knocking on the door. ``Anybody in there?''\n\n\t``Yes Derrek...mommy's in here.'' She sounded \n\n\t``Uh...how long do you think you're gonna be?'' Derrek looked at his squirrel companion. He shifted weight from foot to foot, his bushy red tail magnifying every desperate shake.\n\n\t``I'm sorry honey, I don't know...I ate some of your food earlier and I've been in here ever since.''\n\n\t``Do you think you could wait a while?'' Derrek asked Vincent, mirroring the panic on his face.\n\n\t``Y-yeah.'' Vincent seemed to clench every muscle in his body to stand still. His visible tremble and subsequent stiff movements didn't give Derrek much confidence as they walked back upstairs. He felt a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach, and it certainly wasn't the laxatives. This plan might not have been as genius as he first thought. But they're not babies, they can hold it...right?\n\n\t``Who won the last round?'' Derrek asked, seeing the menu screen on his TV.\n\n\t``Me.'' Tally managed to somehow inject an air of smugness into that one syllable. \n\n\t``You Ok Vince?''\n\n\t``Uh-huh.'' Vincent answered, not wanting to risk even turning his head to look at Tally. He sat with his paws folded and arms pressed to his sides. \n\n\t``Next round, let's go!'' Derrek announced while resetting the game. His growing anxiety told him to speed up this contest. It wouldn't do much to help with the issue of not enough bathrooms, but at least then their guts could toss and turn safely off of his bed.\n\n\tThe gameplay between Cal and Tally was especially intense. They both had more aggressive methods than the previous two players leading to very little openings for their opponent to attack. It made this round much longer than the first ones, and their vocal stomachs let it be known it was more than ready for a potty break. ``Um...hey Derrek?'' Cal started cautiously.\n\n\t``Yeah?''\n\n\t``Would you be mad if I farted?'' Tally snickered at the question.\n\n\t``...[i]Yeah.[/i]'' Derrek kept a steely eye on Cal as his expression grew more and more strained. ``Not on my bed Cal!''\n\n\t``I...uh...mmfh.'' Cal grunted while trying to keep focus on his game. Derrek could see him starting to tremble, that bomb was about to blow.\n\n\t``Cal get up!'' Derrek pressed his paws against Cal's back.\n\n\t``Hey, hey don't-!'' [i]PPPFFFBRRRRT![/i] ``...Oops.''\n\n\t``Dude!'' Derrek bellowed before covering his nose.\n\n\t``You pushed it outta me!'' \n\n\t``Well, since he did it first...'' Tally leaned over and pushed out a booming airy fart. ``I was holding that one in forever!''\n\n\t``Gross!'' Cal laughed.\n\n\t``What the fuck!?'' Derrek was not amused, coughing against the suffocating cloud.\n\n\t``It's your fault for poisoning us!''\n\n\t``Yeah Derrek, your cooking sucks!'' Cal arched his back to push his butt out and released a loud- [i]PFFFRT![/i]\n\n\t``Oh my god!'' Derrek's cries and coughs got him no sympathy from the current competing duo, who only cackled at his struggles.\n\n\t``Let one out Vince!'' Tally suggested to further terrorize the wolf. ``Vince?''\n\n\tVincent shook, his eyes closed, teeth grit, and knees grinding against each other while he rode out a harsh cramp. The bloating build of gas didn't help either. The group could hear his stomach moaning its discontent. ``Vince, just let it out!''\n\n\t``No Vince! Don't let it out!'' Derrek believed there was something much more solid at bay, and he feared for his bed's safety. Unfortunately for him Vincent didn't have much choice in the matter. It was just too painful, his bowels briefly opened without permission to relieve the overbearing pressure. A warm, moist, and bubbly fart blast slapped out of his hole. He gasped through the rough but relieving feeling, his stomach went from bloated to cramping solid pressure in the matter of seconds.\n\n\t``S-sorry...'' He said quietly, looking to the floor.\n\n\t``I'm gonna...I'm gonna f-fucking throw up...'' Derrek babbled in a nauseated daze. That last flatulent outburst especially stunk of processed waste. He could smell that Vincent was more than ready to go.\n\n\t``You Ok Vince?'' Tally asked, trying his best not to faulter to the smell.\n\n\t``I can't hold it...'' He said in a whine, hugging himself tightly. In a tragic irony relieving himself of gas only made him more aware of the solid waste aggressively trying to push its way out. \n\n\t``Go Vince, go!''\n\n\t``Please go.'' Derrek pleaded.\n\n\tVincent stood up with his cheeks clenched for dear life, and stiffly walked out of the room for the second time. Derrek watched him leave with his heart in his throat. Hopefully by now at least one bathroom would be clear. And, hopefully he'd be finished before the next boy's time to blow. If not...god help them.\n\n\t``Ayeeee, game.'' Cal declared in a toned-down hoorah, his stomach couldn't take much more. Tally was too distracted by his friend's suffering to properly defend himself.\n\n\tVincent tried the upstairs bathroom, in hopes that it would be vacated by now. But his knocks were met with a ``Sorry bud!'' by Derrek's dad. Looks like he'd have to try the downstairs bathroom again. Landing on each step on the way down sent his lower belly a quick jolt of pain. About halfway down he froze in place, and clenched as hard he could, feeling a head of shit poking at his hole. He panted when the urgent pangs intensified, the constant flexing of his muscles and fighting his body's needs was draining him. After a few moments, he found the strength to continue downstairs, praying the bathroom would be empty. Please, it has to be, he has no other choice! But when knocked, he was met with Mrs. Louis's voice giving a demure ``still occupied.''\n\n\tVincent paced around the house, panic fully starting to take over. His feet were restless, terrified if he were to stop all of his foul load would slip out of him. He looked frantically in all directions as if a magical toilet would pop out of the wall. \n\n\tAnd then that's when he saw it, a mop bucket. He stared at it for a moment, knock-kneed and his stomach giving an impatient howl. No...he couldn't do that, especially out in the open...although the hallway closet looked big enough to hide in...no, no he couldn't. What kind of horrible house guest would do such a nasty thing? But then again...it would be an easier clean up than the floor...and the kitchen closet was pretty big enough to hide in...Derrek's parents were pretty nice...despite their son...they'd understand...hopefully. \n\n\tVincent whined, feeling another hard push to his exit. Looks like his mind was made up. While doubled over, he threw mop out, hobbled over to the closet with his makeshift toilet in hand. He reached for the knob with a trembling paw, his back arched, short putrid poots leaking between his clenched cheeks. He was relegated to tiptoeing through the frame, his thighs sore from the constant flexing. \n\n\tHe shut the door behind him and dropped the bucket to the floor. He spun around and started attacking his belt. He panted, the poots slipping from him became silent and more wet as the sludge inside him got closer to his hole. His over eager fingers kept fumbling his belt buckle and zipper. Come on, his panting became higher pitched with panic. He bounced at the knees, he felt his poor sphincter giving up, his waste rushing towards his pants. No, no, he's so close! Just hold on a few more seconds...please...yes!\n\n\tFinally, his belt undone, zipper down, he was free! He tucked his thumbs into the waistband of his underwear and yanked down both layers of his bottomwear in one move. He could barely aim his butt back and raise he tail out of the way before a tsunami of slippery waste fell from his ass. He quickly sent a paw to his mouth to keep from. The instant transition from painful overbearing cramp to soothing emptiness, combined with the sensation of waste bursting from his stretched hole was almost too much. He used the other paw to hold on to the door, his knees threatening to give out.\n\n\tHe took deep breaths, fecal matter continued to slide out of him without even having to push. His body trembled just enjoying that slow drag along his insides. The end of that log broke off, landing into the bucket with a thud. His waste stopped moving, the most urgent of it had been released. He gave a gentle push. ``Oh...'' Vincent let out a surprised gasp as a moist fart bubbled out of him. It propelled a few loose short ropes of scat. He shivered at the speed of which they flew out of him. \n\n\tHe gave a few more pushes just to confirm he was empty. That amazing feeling of his empty colon prompted him to give a few extra deep pushes, giving a deep sigh into his paw with each one. But, there was no more processed food to dispose of, he was empty. He sighed content, feeling so much better than he did just minutes earlier. He stood up straight and froze. A slimy warm feeling along with an audible squelch emanated from between his cheeks. It was then that he realized he had nothing to wipe with. It was also at that moment, that the post dump bliss wore off and gradually transitioned to guilt, panic, and shivers in disgust. Ugh, that's a strong smell. The squirrel boy covered his nose and decided to take a moment to think about how his life led up to this point.\n\n\tMeanwhile, Cal and Tally were in the midst of a heated battle. Even as they both rocked in place and sucked in their stomachs to keep their guts at bay, neither were willing to let go of that coveted prize. ``Ah...mmmhf.'' Cal groaned and his face contorted, another painful movement in his stomach. He grunted and a deep bassy fart blasted from under him.\n\n\t``Holy fucking shit...'' Derrek lamented from as far along the bed from them as he could sit. ``Please one of you just lose and go to the fucking bathroom already!''\n\n\t``N-never.'' Cal croaked out.\n\n\tTally puffed his cheeks as he also gave his bowels a push. A loud wet `[i]Pfffpptt[/i]' followed. ``Ah...that one felt good.'' A goofy bucked tooth smile formed across his face hearing Derrek hack his lungs out.\n\n\t``O-oh god.'' Cal jolted, lifting one knee up against his own round of cramping. Even his neck and shoulders twitched wildly as the pain rocked his entire body. Shaky paws and severely diminished focus didn't bode well for him, one sloppy move too many and angel was finally defeated.\n\n\t``Game.'' Tally said in a pained voice.\n\n\t``Oh my god, oh my god.'' Cal held his stomach as he slid off the bed. He landed on shaking legs and couldn't stand up straight. ``Kick his ass Tally.'' He said while waddling to the door. ``And let me borrow the prize when you win.''\n\n\t``Fuck you Cal, I hope you shit yourself!'' Derrek yelled after him. ``Wait, not on the carpet though!'' His anxiety shot up upon realizing both bathrooms would still likely be occupied. He felt like he should follow Cal, but it wouldn't make a difference. He's at the mercy of his own butthole now.\n\n\t``I hope he gets it on the carpet.'' Tally added with a weak chuckle.\n\n\t``I can tell your weak bunny guts are about to blow,'' Derrek started, more fearful of an accident than genuine teasing. ``I'll give you the chance to go now, before it's too late.'' \n\n\t``And give you an easy win? That was your plan from the beginning huh?''\n\n\tDerrek's scowl grew deeper. ``I'm serious, if you shit yourself on my bed I'm kicking your ass!''\n\n\t``Ha! You can't even kick my ass in a video game, you think I'm scared of you? And if you really wanted to keep your bed clean, you shouldn't have poisoned the food dumbass.''\n\n\t``What are you talking about? You blaming me for you little rabbit stomach?'' Derrek kept a good snarky poker face but internally he felt perturbed by Tally's revelation. \n\n\t``You think I'm that stupid? I noticed you ate different food from us, at first I thought it was cause you're a little bitch baby who can't live without his tendies, which you still are, but now I know the real reason.''\n\n\tDerrek was speechless. That little shit's figured it out. ``Wha...wh-what are yo-''\n\n``But it's Ok. Because even though you're a little bitch baby who cheated a 7th grader, I'm still gonna kick your ass. And after that, I'm gonna get to know your sister real well.''\n\n\t``You tell yourself whatever you need to cope with your loss.'' Derrek started the round a little shaken but feeling more determined than ever. Tally's so damn confident in himself, he thinks he can still win even against a cheater. And sure, maybe he's been given an `unfair' disadvantage, but he deserves it. He needs something to wipe that smug buck toothed grin off his face, and Derrek was more and happy to be that something.\n\n\tWhile the duo upstairs begun the battle of the century, Vincent was weighing his options. In the closet were various cleaning products, but none of which he could wipe with, not safely anyway. He could try the box of disinfectant wipes, bet they'd clean well enough to burn the fur off his cheeks. He pressed an ear against the door, the hallway was clear. He opened it just enough to peek through the crack. He could see partly into the kitchen and spotted the roll of paper towel holstered just above the sink. A bit rougher than his preference, but it's perfect. Now, does he risk waddling out there bare assed and pants around his ankles, or does he cloth himself and risk heavily staining his underwear to retrieve a few sheets, defeating the purpose of the paper towel.\n\n\tBefore he could come to a decision, he heard footsteps approaching. He froze and held his breath to avoid making any noise. The person that came into view was...Cal. He waddled by holding the sides of his rump. Vincent cursed himself for not thinking to ask him to pass the paper towel, though he was clearly in a rush.\n\n\tHe could hear Cal's footsteps continue down the hall, they ended abruptly just before he started knocking on the door. ``Is somebody in there?'' He asked. Vincent couldn't hear a response. ``Are you gonna be out soon...Please hurry!''\n\n\tVincent opened the door wider and peeked his head out. He could see Cal stomping in place and bending up and down by his waist, one paw rubbing his stomach, and the other on his rear. Clearly not in good shape, but maybe Vincent can offer a deal. ``Cal! Cal!'' He whisper-yelled.\n\n\tCal's ear twitched in Vincent's direction before turning to face him. ``Vince wha-''\n\n\t``[i]Sssshhhhhh![/i] Come here!''\n\n\tAs Cal waddled back over, he picked up on a rather unpleasant sent. ``Oh my god, Vince did you poop h-''\n\n\t``Y-yeah I did.'' Vincent hastily answered, blushing red. ``But I used a bucket!''\n\n\t``Really?'' Cal tried opening the door to view this impromptu porta-potty, but Vincent pulled back, considering he was still bare from the waist down. ``Come on I gotta go!'' His dances picked up speed.\n\n\t``Wait, wait! J-just get me some paper towel from the kitchen first!''\n\n\t``[i]Augh![/i]'' Cal groaned and shambled off to the kitchen as fast as he could. His feet pounded the floor as he recklessly ripped off an arm full of sheets. He came back and shoved them into the small opening the door.\n\n\t``Than-hey wait!'' Cal threw the door wide open. ``G-give me a minute!'' Vincent pulled down his hoodie to keep his modesty.\n\n\t``I can't!'' He turned around and shut the door as he backed in. Vincent quickly tried to hop from behind him and around the bucket but ended up tripping on his pants and fell behind it. Looking up, he had a clear view of Cal frantically pacing in place over the bucket...he had a feeling what he was about to witness wouldn't be pretty. ``Ooh, it's coming out!'' The airy poots slipping out of him quickly took on a squishy sound.\n\n\tHe bent down, first dropping his sweatpants. A small lump was visible in the seat of his briefs before he popped back up to whip them down. ``Ah, ah, ah, [i]ah![/i]'' The moment he uncovered his ass, chunks of a log already growing between his cheeks fell into the bucket. Vincent watched his elastic anal ring stretch as the rest of the thick log blasted out of him, short bouts of gas popping out along side of it.\n\n\tThe waste flow paused as Cal exhaled in an abrupt blurt. He gave a few pants before taking a breath and continuing to push with a soft moan. Another log began to slither out of him with a slimy crackling sound. He shivered, the euphoria of emptying guts fulling enveloping him. The log ended with a loud flatulent boom, blowing bits of scat out with it. Vincent shimmied against the back wall to avoid the tiny misfires.\n\n\tHis grey cheeks and balls jiggled as he pushed again, his dirty hole popping out, quivering with effort, but there was nothing more to push out. With a loud sigh, his hole retraced back between his cheeks. ``Hah...h-oh my god...'' Cal stayed in his position, paws on his knees, taking a minute to catch his breath. ``That felt so good...'' He looked down and cringed at the state of his underwear. ``Aww man...I'm gonna have to throw these undies out.''\n\n\t``I think I'm gonna throw up...'' A horrified Vincent blubbered, muffled by the paws smothering his nose and mouth.\n\n\t``You saw all that?'' Cal looked back at the half naked squirrel on the floor and laughed. ``Bet mine was bigger than yours.''\n\n\t``H-hey!'' Vincent reached down to cover his crotch.\n\n\t``I didn't mean that!'' Cal chuckled. ``But...I think mine is bigger.'' He turned around, proudly bearing his boy bits.\n\n\t``Cal!'' Vincent screeched in bright pink hue. He withered on the floor in an attempt to turn away.\n\n\tCal laughed again, but soon started choking on the intense stink of this small room. ``Hah...Can you hand me a few sheets Vince?''\n\n\tBack upstairs, Derrek wasn't having as easy of a time as he expected, as he already lost the first of the three plays. Tally was sincerely struggling to keep his load in, squirming in his position, and shaking hard when particularly rough cramps come on. It of course affected his gaming, but not enough to make Derrek's win a shoo-in, and that's what frustrated him the most. Despite his genius plan, despite his crystal-clear focus, calm stomach, and unstained underwear, he was still losing!\n\n\t``Oh...'' Tally groaned and hopped off the bed. He did a brief jig while slightly doubled over and leaking silently wispy toots. Trying to coordinate too much made him lose track of his character on screen. He made it all too easy for Derrek to land a direct laser blast, killing him instantly.\n\n\t``Hah! Take that bunny bitch!''\n\n\tTally waited for the cramping to subside, taking a few breaths and slowly sitting back down. His cheeks turned a red hue, unfortunate that Derrek had to see that small breakdown. ``Y-you only won that round cause you cheated.'' He wheezed out.\n\n\t``Keep telling yourself that.'' Derrek maintained his innocence.\n\n\t``But you suck so hard I'll still win the next round.''\n\n\tDerrek started the next round with trembling paws. His life was practically on the line with this final game. There's absolutely no way he could lose against a bunny so weak he was on the verge of shitting himself. \n\n\tHis ear picked up Tally pushing for another fart. The bunny jostled in place, rocking both his knees up really trying to get that gas bubble deep from inside of him. After much shaking, he finally got out a very wet, almost underwater sounding greasy fart. His eyes went wide again. ``Uh-oh...'' He muttered in a small voice.\n\n\t``No...no `uh-oh''' Derrek commented with his eyes glued to the screen. He cringed when the cloud finally reached his nose, yet another dangerously fecal smelling flatulent blast.\n\n\t``Ohhhhh [i]shit.[/i]'' Tally flinched and froze in a half-twisted position. His toes scrunched the carpet, prying for something to brace with.\n\n\t``Tally...'' Derrek said with a rising tone.\n\n\t``Ah...dude I don't think I can hold this one in.''\n\n\t``Tally I swear to god!'' He yell had more panic than `threat' in it.\n\n\t``T-too...l-late.'' Tally grit his teeth and stiffened. The heavy weight shoving its way through his intestine could not be stopped, and with his mind too occupied with the most important game of his life, he couldn't put up much of a fight either. With a slimy squelch, a fist sized amount of sludge embedded itself between his crack and bulged out the back of his shorts. He let out a shuddering sigh when his body finally regained control. That tiny taste of relief left him shaking for more.\n\n\tDerrek tore himself away from the game to look at the lump that had formed at Tally's backside. ``What the [i]fuck!?[/i] Tally you didn't!''\n\n\tTally stayed silent, his mouth tightened, back stiff, and mismatched ears flattened against his head in shame. It was clear that he indeed did, and in front of Derrek of too, the actual metaphorical baby of the group.\n\n\t``My bed!'' Derrek threw his paws up in shock and revulsion. With his controller unmanned, his mech was completely defenseless. Tally, even in his current condition, could recognize an opening when he saw one. In only two hits, Derrek's mech was down, and Tally was officially the victor of the week.\n\n\t``Game.'' Tally said with next to no energy left.\n\n\t``Nooooooo! You fucking dickhead, you shitting yourself on my bed distracted me!''\n\n\t``Y-you let go of your controller like a dumbass.'' His cheeks burned.\n\n\t``I'm gonna fucking kill you!'' The wolf bellowed over his potential prey.\n\n\t``I wouldn't touch me if I were you...'' Tally's stomach vocalized its distress. He held it as he stumbled to his feet.\n\n\t``Oh my god!'' Derrek managed to yell before gagging. As Tally stood up, nuggets of shit rolled out of his shorts leg and fell to the floor.\n\n\t``Just remember I w-won.'' Tally said in more of a reassurance to himself, that this humiliating moment was worth it. He took one step forward and stopped dead in his tracks. ``Mmfh!'' A muffled fart pushed its way out from his between cheeks, bringing very loose scat out with it. It streamed down his leg and dripped on to the floor as he stood there, paralyzed by pain and horror. He did his best to block out Derrek's screaming barrage of insults and continued his slow leaking walk out of the door.\n\n\tThe short distance to the bathroom felt like painfully long miles. Tally grunted with each limp forward. Each step brought a new strain on his bowels that easily overwhelmed his tired body. His overflowing bowels relieved the strain by pushing more piping hot slop pushed into his overfilling underwear, which by that point was getting heavy enough to slip off of him. The trail of scat behind him made it clear he lost the battle, but his adolescent pride wouldn't let him. He never admits defeat in his games and wasn't about to do it now.\n\n\tWhen he finally made it to the bathroom door, he flopped against it out of exhaustion. His paw twisted the knob to no avail. ``Just a minute!'' Mr. Louis called out from the other side.\n\n\t``[i]Nngnn![/i]'' Tally tightened every muscle in a last-ditch effort to keep his brown load in, but it was pointless. ``[i]Aaah![/i]'' He let out a sharp cry as a darting pain rocked his digestive system for a split second. Lightning fast, but it was enough to completely shut down any resistance his body had left, and immediately a violent outflow of gassy watery shit exploded from his shorts. Some of it bubbled upward out of his waistband staining his tail, most of it drained down the back of his thighs, pouring onto the floor. His toes curled, his limbs twitching against the feeling of the warm flow rushing out of and over him. \n\n\tFor the first few seconds he held a frozen look of shock on his face, but that soon contorted into one of flustered effort. He could feel himself involuntarily pushing the sludge on, high pressured farts blowing dirty bubbled out of his underwear. \n\n\tTally gasped out, his tongue hanging out his mouth as he caught his breath. His face melted into a tearful expression of delirious relief. His shorts were ruined, but his colon was finally empty. He felt like he was in heaven, and the warmth of his own waste still stuck in his shorts gave him an odd feeling of comfort.\n\n\t``Alright kid, it's all-'' The bathroom door suddenly opened, and Tally fell forward, right at the feet of Derrek's father. He stood there silent, taken aback by the utter mess before him. ``I...um...sorry kid.'' Mr. Louis found the words to say, helplessly watching Tally convulse on the floor as the last of his waste made its way out. \n\n* * *\n\n\tIn retrospect...Mega's not that good of a game. Derrek liked to think that opinion came from the objective analyzation of its mediocre game play, but in reality he was probably just bitter. It was hard not to be, when he spent the past 3 hours on his knees scrubbing the carpet on the hallway. And just before that, he retched while washing the pounds of shit out of the very same bucket he currently dipped his scrub brush into. And before that, was the very awkward and very hostile conversation with his parents, his friends' parents, and his sister after Tally ratted him out, quick to point out this accident wasn't his fault. The little shit... Part of the punishment after cleaning up this mess, was no video games for a month. A life ending sentence, but at least it meant he gets a break from that damn rabbit stepping foot in here for a while.\n\n\tDerrek stood up and popped a kink out of his back. He sighed, most of the hallway was done. After that, he still had to do his room. All the bleach in the world probably couldn't make him feel comfortable sleeping on that mattress again...damnit. This was not worth it. He still lost, and Tally still got bragging rights about his little bitch gaming skills. Although, Tally's obnoxious and superior tone will turn small and flustered real quick when Derrek mentions his little accident to everyone. That thought made the wolf smile, perhaps he did get one win out of this. It's gonna be a fun conversation at the lunch table come Monday that's for sure...As for now, he had more scrubbing to do.\n\n",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <em>\tDing-dong.</em><br /><br />\t``I got it!&#039;&#039; A 14-year-old silvery wolf sprinted to the door. ``Yo Cal!&#039;&#039; He exclaimed to the grey British shorthair standing behind it.<br /><br />\t``Hey Derrek!&#039;&#039; The pair shared a low-five as he entered. ``Am I the first one here?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Yeah, but my mom made some pizza rolls to eat while we wait.&#039;&#039; Derrek pointed to the plate of golden puffs on upon his living room table.<br /><br />\t``Pepperoni?<br /><br />\t``You know it.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Nice!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&nbsp;\tA short while later the doorbell rang again, this time a red-brown squirrel.<br /><br />\t``Hi Derrek, hi Cal.&#039;&#039; He said with his typical mild-mannered smile. <br /><br />\t``Sup&#039; Vince.&#039;&#039; The cat fist bumped him when Vincent plopped on the couch next to him.<br /><br />\t``Pizza rolls!&#039;&#039; Vincent reached for the plate on the table.<br /><br />\t``There&#039;s meat in them.&#039;&#039; Cal warned.<br /><br />\t``Oh...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``My mom&#039;s making some vegetable stuff soon.&#039;&#039; Derrek took his place on the other side of the couch.<br /><br />\t``Cool. Where&#039;s Tally?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Late.&#039;&#039; Cal answered and popped another roll in his mouth.<br /><br />\t``As usual...&#039;&#039; Derrek grumbled.<br /><br />\tAfter about 20 minutes of impatient toeclaw tapping, the bell rung once more. ``Took you long enough!&#039;&#039; Derrek scolded the black and brown patterned harlequin rabbit standing before him. He, along with Cal, was slightly younger than Derrek at 13. Old enough to technically be an edgy teen, but young enough to still have a childish state of mind, and his arrogance certainly showed it.<br /><br />\t``You can&#039;t rush greatness.&#039;&#039; He waved his paws in a particularly pompous manner.<br /><br />\t``Good thing you&#039;re trash so I can rush you all I want.&#039;&#039; Derrek finished off his insult by dapping up the bunny boy.<br /><br />\t``We&#039;ll see who&#039;s trash...&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\tUpon seeing his tall eared friend walk in, Vincent eyes lit up. ``Tally!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Hey Vince-hey!&#039;&#039; Tally&#039;s greeting was interrupted by Derrek `playfully&#039; shoving him along.<br /><br />\t ``We&#039;ve wasted enough time waiting for you, everyone upstairs, now!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Sheesh, alright!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tToday is Friday. Not only is it by default the best day of the week, but it was also the group&#039;s weekly game night. They found (virtually) killing each other to be the perfect way to rid themselves of the school week&#039;s anxieties, stress, and frustration. Their weekly meetings took place at Derrek&#039;s house, being the only friend in the group with a 40-inch TV in his room, a near endless array of games, and a mother who found the meetings more charming than a headache. He took pride in being able to make this possible, and as the oldest it gave him an admired group leader kind of feel. Not to mention, this also gave him a chance to show off his self-proclaimed gaming prowess.<br /><br />\t``What are we playing?&#039;&#039; Cal asked. He sat with the others on Derrek&#039;s bed, eagerly watching him dig through his game collection.<br /><br />\t``Mega Death Brawl!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Alright!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Eh, it&#039;s boring.&#039;&#039; Tally said, sounding unenthusiastic.<br /><br />\t``Boring?&#039;&#039; Cal looked at the rabbit sideways. ``You get to punch people into the sky and blow stuff up! You got no soul...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s too easy. The last time we played I won every match in like 10 seconds.&#039;&#039; He ended with a smirk.<br /><br />\t``You are pretty good Tally.&#039;&#039; Vince commented.<br /><br />\t``Not true, you only beat me in 20 seconds.&#039;&#039; Cal had to make sure only facts were spoken.<br /><br />\t``<em>Pffft.</em> You have one good night, and you think you&#039;re best in the world, huh?&#039;&#039; Derrek didn&#039;t even bother to look up from setting up his gaming system.<br /><br />\t``I don&#039;t think, I know. Remember last game? Remember how many times I kicked your ass on 1v1?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``<em>Remember how much of a huge pussy I was?</em>&#039;&#039; Derrek mocked. ``Through each round, all you did was run, hide, attack from behind, run, hide, tiny attack up close, and then runaway again. You only won because you played like a little bitch!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You were kind of a little bitch Tally.&#039;&#039; Cal added, feeling giddy repeating the big kid&#039;s curse words.<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s called defense, and it works.&#039;&#039; Tally said looking satisfied with himself.<br /><br />\t``Average pussy herbivore, running and hiding everywhere he goes.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally&#039;s ear twitched. He heard a challenge in between those lines. ``Since you&#039;re so mad us big brain plant boys keep outsmarting you, I&#039;ll play offensive this time and still beat you.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``<em>Ooooohhh</em>, I&#039;m so scared! Tally&#039;s gonna bite my dick off with his big ass buck teeth!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Bite his dick off Tally!&#039;&#039; Cal laughed.<br /><br />\tTally scoffed at the performance. ``Sure, pretend you&#039;re not afraid of being bested by a little rabbit kid.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Me? Afraid? I&#039;mma tear you to shreds just a like a wolf always does with a little bunny.&#039;&#039; He added extra teeth to get his point across. <br /><br />\t``You boys play nice.&#039;&#039; Derrek whipped his head around to find his mother intruding into his room. <br /><br />\t``Hello Mrs. Louis!&#039;&#039; ``Hi Derrek&#039;s mom!&#039;&#039; ``Hi Mrs. L!&#039;&#039; The visitors all greeted her.<br /><br />\t``Mom! You&#039;re supposed to knock!&#039;&#039; Derrek said, almost whining.<br /><br />\t``Why? Did I interrupt some secret plans, hmmm? You boys gonna rob a bank later, huh?&#039;&#039; She chuckled.<br /><br />\tDerrek blushed at her teasing. ``We were in the middle of something...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m sure whatever top-secret schemes you have can wait for me to drop of these empanadas. They&#039;re cheese so everyone can eat them.&#039;&#039; She placed the steaming plate of empanadas on Derrek&#039;s dresser.<br /><br />\t``Thanks Mrs. L&#039;&#039; ``Thank you Mrs. Louis.&#039;&#039; ``Thanks Derrek&#039;s mom!&#039;&#039; The other 3 hopped off the bed to grab one.<br /><br />\t``Dinner should be done in a few hours if you&#039;re all staying late, let me know if you get hungry before then. For now, I&#039;ll just leave you boys to continue plotting your crimes.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ok.&#039;&#039; ``Ok!&#039;&#039; ``Ok Mrs. L!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ok mom...&#039;&#039; Derrek grumbled and rolled his eyes as she left.<br /><br />``Man Derrek, you have the best mom ever!&#039;&#039; Cal said in between stuffing his face.<br /><br />\t``Yeah,&#039;&#039; Tally agreed. ``She&#039;s nice, a good cook, and hot-<em>ow!</em>&#039;&#039; On that last word Derrek slammed a pillow into his head. Vincent flinched while Cal nearly choked on his bite of empanada laughing. <br /><br />\t``I knew your dumbass was gonna say that. You&#039;re lucky I didn&#039;t throw the controller.&#039;&#039; Derrek handed said controller to him in a much less violent manner.<br /><br />\t``Why didn&#039;t you inherit any of your mom&#039;s nice genes?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Someone has to deal with little brats like you.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I hope your mom deals with me...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Your dick&#039;s too small for her.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Your mom still likes it.&#039;&#039; He couldn&#039;t hold back a chuckle as he finished.<br /><br />\t``You shouldn&#039;t say things like that about his mom Tally.&#039;&#039; Vincent spoke up after seeing Derrek bare some teeth.<br /><br />\t``Yeah Tally, his sister&#039;s way hotter.&#039;&#039; Cal happily added on in between chews.<br /><br />\t``Oh man...&#039;&#039; Tally had to lean back and pause just to think about her. ``You&#039;re right.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Shut the fuck up!&#039;&#039; Derrek snapped.<br /><br />\t``Have seen your sister Derrek? She looks like your mom but shinier fur...and more...thick.&#039;&#039; Tally closed his eyes and carved out an hourglass shape in the air. He didn&#039;t get to enjoy that fantasy for too long, as Derrek brought the pillow to his face again, and again, and again...and again, making Tally fall back flat against the bed.<br /><br />\t``Derrek stop!&#039;&#039; Vincent pleaded over Cal&#039;s cackles.<br /><br />\t``Say something else and I&#039;m smashing the controller over your fat head!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ok, ok...&#039;&#039; Tally gasped for air, breathless from laughter and fighting for his life.<br /><br />\t``Say something else Tally!&#039;&#039; Cal cheered on.<br /><br />\t``Can we start playing now?&#039;&#039; Vincent asked to avoid any more violence.<br /><br />\t``That&#039;s what I was trying to do.&#039;&#039; Derrek took a moment to sign into his account and make sure all the remotes were connected. ``First, 2v2. Vince, you&#039;re on my team.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ok.&#039;&#039; Vincent accepted.<br /><br />\t``Alright Cal, it&#039;s the alphas vs the little pussy bitches. No offense Vince.&#039;&#039; Tally had to spare his friend from the jibe.<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s Ok,&#039;&#039; Vincent promptly replied. ``I think.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``<em>Yeah!</em>&#039;&#039; Cal growled enthusiastically. ``Oh wait...which ones are we?&#039;&#039; Tally sighed while Derrek snickered. ``Cause I&#039;m a cat, and you said one of the groups are pu-&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Never mind Cal, just don&#039;t suck.&#039;&#039; Cal fulfilled his request, killing off Vincent&#039;s speedy elf character and then giving his bunny teammate support in taking down Derrek&#039;s mech-suited main. ``Game.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You got lucky.&#039;&#039; Derrek immediately started the next round. He went after Tally&#039;s armored knight, taking on the bad bunny himself. He felt like he was making progress on his health bar before Cal&#039;s winged angel swooped in from behind with a golden arrow to his skull. After he was down, it was light work taking teaming up against Vincent&#039;s elf.<br /><br />\t``Game.&#039;&#039; Tally announced again with a sly smile.<br /><br />\t``Damnit!&#039;&#039; Derrek&#039;s voice was marked with a high pitch frustration. ``Give me more support next time Vince!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Sorry.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Uh-oh, he&#039;s getting pissed Cal.&#039;&#039; Tally snickered. <br /><br />\t``I&#039;ll fucking piss on your mom...&#039;&#039; Derrek mumbled.<br /><br />\t``<em>What?</em>&#039;&#039; The group around him broke into confused laughter.<br /><br />\t``Because wolves used to piss on stuff...t-to make it theirs...&#039;&#039; He was still met with sideways stares. ``S-shut up, just play the game.&#039;&#039; Derrek started the next round, feeling heat rise to his cheeks.<br /><br />\t``Weirdo...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tThis round was starting to look a little bit better. Derrek successfully shot a laser through Cal&#039;s angel, killing him off right before he could strike. ``Aw man!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek smirked, only one little bunny to go. That smirk quickly faded however, upon noticing just how effective Tally&#039;s knight was at shielding lasers. To make it worse, in between his slow laser reloads, Tally went in on the offense with his sword. ``Vince, he&#039;s killing me, he&#039;s killing me!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m coming!&#039;&#039; Vincent cried back.<br /><br />\t``That what Derrek&#039;s sister said!&#039;&#039; Cal chuckled.<br /><br />\tVince&#039;s elf proved to be a little too fast for its own good, sloppily failing to jump over obstacles in the forest setting before his teammate met his demise. ``Fuck!&#039;&#039; Derrek blurted out with his full chest. ``What was that Vince!?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I-I dunno, my best!?&#039;&#039; Vincent leaned away from the wolf&#039;s toothy scowl while wrestling with the controller in his paws. He finally got over that rock and had to launch an all out attack if he had any chance of surviving against Tally&#039;s offense heavy kni-<em>and</em> he&#039;s already dead. ``Aw crap!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Game.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Vince! We were so close! It was only him left, and you let him kill me!&#039;&#039; The 19 seconds it took for his teammate to die was not enough time for Derrek&#039;s emotional wounds to heal.<br /><br />\t``Sorry.&#039;&#039; Vincent sank in his spot on the bed.<br /><br />\t``Hey! Don&#039;t get mad at Vince cause you suck!&#039;&#039; Tally defended him, leaning an arm on his shoulder.<br /><br />\t``Fuck you, I will get mad at Vince! And you know what? We&#039;re switching teams!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``So that&#039;s how you&#039;re gonna win? Letting teammates fight while you hide in a corner?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You&#039;re one to talk about hiding, bunny bitch!&#039;&#039; Derrek rasped while furiously changing the team settings. <br /><br />\tTally only scoffed at the comments. ``And sorry Cal, I won&#039;t go easy on you.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Bring it on!&#039;&#039; Cal gripped his controller in anticipation, he&#039;s not one to back down from a challenge. Although `challenge&#039; wouldn&#039;t be the best name to call it. What occurred over the next minute could be better described as a `bloodbath,&#039; or `ridiculous,&#039; or `fucking ridiculous.&#039; Cal found Tally to be impressive on offense, easily using brute force and power jumps to back his fleeing angel into a corner, his advantage of flight gone. Only a few slashes of his sword before his angel was no more. ``Damn Tally!&#039;&#039; Cal dropped his controller in astonishment. ``You didn&#039;t have to do me like that!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally chuckled, nice to see that even his victims appreciated his work. He was going to help Vincent finish off their fuming wolf, but he saw that wasn&#039;t necessary. ``Get him Vince!&#039;&#039; His speedy elf easily dodged Derrek&#039;s laser blasts, allowing him to deal damage gradually without as much of a scratch until his health bar got to zero. ``Game!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Mother<em>fucker!</em>&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Good job bro!&#039;&#039; Tally gave his squirrel teammate a high-five, who beamed in his first post victory glow of the evening.<br /><br />\t``<em>Cal!</em>&#039;&#039; Derrek raged.<br /><br />\t``What!? I tried!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Try harder!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Alright, jeez! Just don&#039;t piss on my mom!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``She&#039;s on thin ice Cal!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tOn this round, Derrek again took it upon himself to go after the apparent immortal deity that is Tally. Cal&#039;s golden arrows were a good match for Vincent&#039;s speed, snipping the elf in 2 shots. ``Nice!&#039;&#039; Derrek&#039;s thinking panned out well, now all Cal needs to do is take aim from Tally&#039;s unguarded side. Too easy! Finally, Derrek&#039;s gonna get his fir-<br /><br />\t``Oh shit!&#039;&#039; The panicked phrase flew out of Cal&#039;s mouth when Derrek&#039;s robot stepped in his line of fire the second he released the trigger. Suffice to say, Derrek&#039;s mech ceased to exist after taking his teammate&#039;s shot.<br /><br />\t``<em>What?! Whaaaaaaaat?!</em>&#039;&#039; Derrek dropped his controller and grabbed his own ears in shock. Tally and Vincent went into hysterics.<br /><br />\t``Oops.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t```Oops&#039;?! Are you fucking kidding me?!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``...M-my bad.&#039;&#039; Cal barely managed to squeak out, trying desperately not to laugh. Meanwhile, with Tally still gasping for air Cal easily sniped out his knight. ``Ayeeee, I got him!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``G-game.&#039;&#039; Tally stumbled out between residual giggles.<br /><br />\t``Fuck you Cal.&#039;&#039; Derrek growled.<br /><br />\t``Sorry bro, but hey, we still won!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``No, you won. No matter who I have as a teammate, I keep getting dragged down!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You could try playing with Tally.&#039;&#039; Vincent innocently suggested. The bun to his left looked at him with a quizzical smile, while the wolf to his right gave him a death stare that answered him far louder than any words could.<br /><br />\t``We&#039;re doing 1v1.&#039;&#039; Derrek stated in an icy voice.<br /><br />\t``Aww, you mad you can&#039;t be carried through each round?&#039;&#039; Tally reached past Vincent to give Derrek a pity pat.<br /><br />\t``Shut up!&#039;&#039; Derrek snapped his teeth at the paw on his shoulder. ``And you&#039;re playing me first dickhead.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Does this mean you&#039;re gonna piss on my mom Derrek?&#039;&#039; Cal dared to ask.<br /><br />\t``She&#039;s gonna drown in it.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t``Ah shit!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tFollowing the evening&#039;s precedent, their first round went as expected. Even out of his defensive comfort zone and no teammates for support, Tally was still skilled enough to defeat Derrek&#039;s mech with his knight main. ``Game.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Best two out of three!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You like losing that bad huh? Alright, sure.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Eat ass Tally, I got you next round!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Go easy on him Tally!&#039;&#039; Cal `suggested.&#039;<br /><br />\t``I am!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Shut up Cal!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tNext round was much of the same. Derrek lowered himself to try emulating Tally&#039;s old `little bitch&#039; defensive style, but still coming to the same amount of dead as before. ``Game.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Goddamnit!&#039;&#039; Derrek screamed. ``Best 4 out of 7!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Derrek, it&#039;s Ok. You suck at this game so much you&#039;re gettinf your ass kicked by 7th graders.&#039;&#039; Tally snickered. ``You don&#039;t have to keep embarrassing yourself.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek huffed angrily, feeling ready to rip his controller in half. Tally&#039;s right, how the hell was he being beat by them? Years of playing this game, yet he was losing each time.<br /><br />\t``Tally, can you let him win this time so he doesn&#039;t keep crying about it?&#039;&#039; Cal asked.<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m trying to dude!&#039;&#039; Tally responded with a smile that suggested otherwise.<br /><br />\t``Fuck you Cal!&#039;&#039; Derrek snapped at the cat again. ``If you&#039;re so good, why don&#039;t you go against him!&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t``Alright!&#039;&#039; Cal happily took his place.<br /><br />\t``Nice, a challenge!&#039;&#039; Tally celebrated while Derrek growled. <br /><br />\tThis round, Cal was more aware of Tally&#039;s tactics. He kept his angel in the air from the very start, raining golden arrows down on his knight before he even got the chance to jump at him. For first time, Tally was outmatched. ``Oh shit, game!&#039;&#039; Tally said, surprised.<br /><br />\t``Woah.&#039;&#039; Vincent commented.<br /><br />\t``Yes! Nice!&#039;&#039; Cal pumped his fist in the air.<br /><br />\t``No fucking way!&#039;&#039; Derrek bellowed with disbelief. ``You went easier on Cal to piss me off!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Nope, he beat me, and unlike you I&#039;m man enough to admit that.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Yeah Derrek, you little crybaby bitch.&#039;&#039; Cal was feeling a little courageous after that win.<br /><br />\t``The fuck did you just call me!?&#039;&#039; Suddenly Derrek&#039;s maw was growling up in Cal&#039;s face.<br /><br />\t``Hey, hey! You want to kill Tally, not me!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You don&#039;t have to kill anybody!&#039;&#039; Vincent called for peace while pulling the wolf back.<br /><br />\t``Fine Derrek, I&#039;ll play one more round with you so you can feel like a big boy.&#039;&#039; Tally conceded.<br /><br />\t``Suck my dick!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tThis 3rd round was nothing but proof that history repeats itself. ``Game.&#039;&#039; And with that simple word, Derrek was again left spouting swears and smashing his controller on the side of the bed, much to Cal&#039;s amusement.<br /><br />\t``Play me again dickhead!&#039;&#039; The wolf raged. <br /><br />\t``Nah, this feels like taking candy from a baby. Kinda funny at first but it gets boring really quick.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Fuck you Tally, you big eared, snaggle toothed, bitch!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You wanna play him Cal?&#039;&#039; Tally casually asked as if the wolf seated one away from him wasn&#039;t convulsing in anger.<br /><br />\t``Nah, I rather watch.&#039;&#039; Cal had the biggest grin on his face just watching the chaos unfold.<br /><br />\t``Vince?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tVincent took one look at Derrek foaming at the mouth and decided he liked his entrails where they were. ``N-no thanks.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m starting the next round!&#039;&#039; Derrek announced.<br /><br />\tTally dropped his controller. ``I quit. You&#039;re just gonna cry some more when I win and yell at me to play again.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``No I won&#039;t, cause I&#039;ll kick your ass this time!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``No joke, for a big kid you really do act like a baby.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Fuck you Tally, your dick&#039;s little!&#039;&#039; Laughter filled the room again, even from Tally himself. Derrek&#039;s cheeks reddened, he was angry, not just gamer angry but genuinely pissed. He wanted his vulgarities to hurt as much as he did.<br /><br />\t``What did I just hear!?&#039;&#039; Derrek&#039;s mother exclaimed from beyond the door. The group laughed harder at the sound of it.<br /><br />\t``Nothing mom.&#039;&#039; Derrek mumbled, growing redder.<br /><br />\t``Good!&#039;&#039; His mother walked in with a stern look. ``Thought I heard something very inappropriate for a young man to be saying.&#039;&#039; Derrek could hear suppressed snickers from behind him. ``But since I was just hearing things, why don&#039;t you boys take a break? Dinner&#039;s ready.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ok!&#039;&#039; ``Nice!&#039;&#039; ``Thanks Mrs. Louis.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek sighed and followed the group downstairs to the dining room, holding a sour expression the whole way.<br /><br />\t``So, how&#039;s the game going?&#039;&#039; Mrs. Louis asked while plating food. She made note to hold the meat and add double veggies for the two herbivores of the group.<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s good.&#039;&#039; Vincent said.<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s really fun!&#039;&#039; Cal piped.<br /><br />\t``Boring.&#039;&#039; Derrek said flatly.<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s alright.&#039;&#039; Tally said with a sly smile, giving a side eye to Derrek. ``Hey Cal, how&#039;s your back after carrying Derrek all those rounds?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tCal chuckled. ``I think he gave me osteoporosis, but I&#039;ll be fine.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Uh, do you mean scoliosis?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t``Yeah that!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``And you Vince?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I think Derrek did pretty good.&#039;&#039; He looked at the wolf, hoping to have soothed the beast before him. Derrek however was unmoved and looked as bitter as ever.<br /><br />\t``I could live a million years and never understand what you kids&#039; `gamer talk.&#039;&#039;&#039; Mrs. Louis said while carrying out plates.<br /><br />\t``Oh, that just means Derrek didn&#039;t play that good and had to rely on his teammates.&#039;&#039; Tally explained with the most innocent smile he could muster.<br /><br />\t``Oh,&#039;&#039; She chuckled. ``Don&#039;t worry honey, you&#039;ll get a win next time.&#039;&#039; Mrs. Louis patted her son&#039;s head while setting his plate down. The group got a kick out of the big wolf needing mommy&#039;s reassurance. <br /><br />\tDerrek looked down at his plate. He&#039;s not hungry, not for food at least. He wants a win, he needs one. How could some little kids best him at his favorite game and insult him in his own house? Well, to be fair they weren&#039;t that little...really only 1 year younger than him, but it damaged his ego nonetheless to be ridiculed by what should be unskilled lightweights. He can win that game, he&#039;s done it before, he just needs some practice for Tally&#039;s shitty gaming style. Yeah...just give him some time, and maybe some stakes to spice it up...<br /><br />\tHis ear turned towards the sound of the front door unlocked. ``Oh, that must be Fai getting back from work.&#039;&#039; Mrs. Louis said.<br /><br />\t``Oh god...&#039;&#039; Derrek sighed, seeing Tally and Cal&#039;s faces light up.<br /><br />\t``Hey mom, I&#039;m home-oh.&#039;&#039; The 17-year-old wolf paused, surprised to see a crowd at their table. ``Derrek&#039;s friends are here...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Hi Fai.&#039;&#039; <em>Hey Fai!</em>&#039;&#039; ``<em>Yo Fai</em>.&#039;&#039; Cal and Tally added just enough flirtation to their voice to unnerve Fai, but not too much for Mrs. Louis to catch on.<br /><br />\t``Hey...&#039;&#039; She waved uncomfortably to the horny preteens.<br /><br />\t``Don&#039;t talk to them.&#039;&#039; Derrek issued her a blunt warning.<br /><br />\t``Don&#039;t be so rude Derrek.&#039;&#039; Mrs. Louis scolded. ``Oh Fai, are those the laxatives?&#039;&#039; Mrs. Louis asked, noticing her carrying a bag. ``I&#039;ve been telling you to get them all week.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Mom!&#039;&#039; Fai whipped her head back with the same annoyed and embarrassed expression as Derrek earlier.<br /><br />\t``What? Everybody gets constipation, nothing to be ashamed of.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tShe sighed. ``Why are you like this.&#039;&#039; She promptly passed through the dining room, her `secret&#039; revealed.<br /><br />\t``Bye Fai!&#039;&#039; Cal waved a bit too eager.<br /><br />\t``Eh, I&#039;d still hit it.&#039;&#039; Tally said in a low voice, watching her walk away.<br /><br />\t``Hit what?&#039;&#039; Cal asked.<br /><br />\t``You know...&#039;&#039; He wiggled his mismatched eyebrows.<br /><br />\t``<em>Oh</em>...me too.&#039;&#039; They both chuckled while Derrek stared holes through their skulls.<br /><br />\t``Tally...&#039;&#039; Vincent admonished in an almost motherly tone.<br /><br />\tDerrek suddenly slammed his fork on the table. It sure stopped their giggles. Good, cause he had an idea to announce. ``Mom! Can the guys come over again tomorrow?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Tomorrow? Well, sure. I think I made too much food for just today anyway.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Why do you want us to come back tomorrow, Derrek?&#039;&#039; Vince asked, with the rest of the group giving the wolf questioning glances.<br /><br />\t``Tally and I haven&#039;t settled our score yet.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally cocked an eyebrow. ``I thought we settled it when I won like 50 times in a row.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Nope, I want another try.<br /><br />\t``Ok, sure. But why not tonight? Too traumatized from the last few rounds?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\tHe groaned, that little shit... ``Look, I admit I didn&#039;t bring my A-game today-&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Wow, how big of you.&#039;&#039; Tally sarcastically interrupted.<br /><br />\tDerrek took a few seconds to glower at him before continuing. ``And I haven&#039;t played Mega in a while, so I want to practice. And tomorrow, I want to have a competition to prove once and for all who&#039;s the best player of the group.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``So just to confirm that I&#039;m the best?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ooooh, a tournament!&#039;&#039; Cal&#039;s ears perked up. ``How are we gonna play?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``We&#039;ll 1v1 each other, whoever wins 2 out of 3 rounds gets to the next stage until 2 of us are left. If I win, the loser has to get on his knees, declare me the best Mega player to ever exist, and act as my servant next game night.&#039;&#039; He looked directly at Tally while declaring his prize. <br /><br />\tMrs. Louis chuckled from the kitchen, shaking her head while minding the stove. ``W-what mom?&#039;&#039; Derrek whined, his face heating up while the group snickered.<br /><br />\t``Nothing honey.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You&#039;re on Derrek!&#039;&#039; Cal accepted.<br /><br />\t``Are you gonna do it Tally?&#039;&#039; Vincent asked his bunny friend.<br /><br />\t``Yeah, sounds fun.&#039;&#039; Tally accepted while giving a sly glance to the wolf. ``But what do we get if we win?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I dunno, what do you want?&#039;&#039; Derrek felt some regret as soon as that question left his mouth.<br /><br />\tThe three pondered a bit, one or two of them even scanning the dining room for possible prizes. ``Ooh! I know!&#039;&#039; Cal raised his paw like he was in class.<br /><br />\tDerrek rolled his eyes, feeling like an underpaid teacher. ``What Cal?&#039;&#039; Cal opened his mouth to talk but fell silent. A wide mischievous feline smile spread across his face ``Cal <em>what?</em>&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I&#039;ll say it later.&#039;&#039; He giggled.<br /><br />\t``What is it Cal?&#039;&#039; Tally asked, the cat&#039;s giddy smile was contagious. But Cal shook his head and kept a tight maw.<br /><br />\t``Anyone less stupid want to suggest a prize?&#039;&#039; Derrek asked.<br /><br />\t``Nah, I want to hear Cal&#039;s idea first.&#039;&#039; Tally said.<br /><br />\tDerrek looked to Vincent who only shrugged. The exasperated wolf sighed and went back to his plate. He along with the rest of the group sped up their dinner break in anticipation of this mystery idea. Once they were done, they made their way back into Derrek&#039;s room and promptly shut the door. ``Ok Cal, what is it?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tThe cat boy looked ready to explode. ``One of Fai&#039;s bras!&#039;&#039; He excitedly blurted out.<br /><br />\t``What the <em>fuck?</em>&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Yeah! Give us that!&#039;&#039; Tally agreed, high fiving the cat for his bright idea.<br /><br />\t``B-but I don&#039;t want a bra!&#039;&#039; Vincent objected, bright red in the face.<br /><br />\t``You sure Vince? You&#039;re telling me when you look at Fai walking towards you, everything shaking and jiggling, big smile on her face, you don&#039;t want to know what&#039;s underneath?&#039;&#039; Vincent gulped. He quietly faced the floor and folded paws his in his lap. ``<em>Ewwww!</em>&#039;&#039; Tally laughed at the squirrel&#039;s plight.<br /><br />\t``Don&#039;t worry Vince, that happens to me when I think of Fai too.&#039;&#039; Cal reassured him.<br /><br />\t``I hate all of you so fucking much.&#039;&#039; Derrek grumbled with a paw on his face. <br /><br />\t``So, is that `no&#039; to our demands?&#039;&#039; Tally asked. ``Come on Derrek, you gotta prove you&#039;re a big boy gamer like us.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Fuck you Tally.&#039;&#039; Derrek said sounding tired. ``I accept your stupid prize, not that it matters, cause none of you are gonna fucking get it.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally smiled. ``We&#039;ll see about that. In the meantime, you up for some `practice&#039; rounds of Mega?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tA low growl rose in Derrek&#039;s throat. ``No, I&#039;m bored with that game.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Yeah Tally, he&#039;s cried enough for one night.&#039;&#039; Cal mocked. He then jumped when Derrek snapped his teeth at him.<br /><br />\t``Vince, you pick what to play. I don&#039;t care what as long as it&#039;s not this.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Me? Why me?&#039;&#039; Vincent asked, feeling a little nervous for being singled out.<br /><br />\t``Because you&#039;ve pissed me off the least today.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tThe group spent a little under 2 hours playing Grand Theft Larceny, something they all usually enjoyed but Derrek was a lot quieter as they played. Too many thoughts ravaged his head to throw back their insults and juvenile jokes. Eventually, it was starting to get dark. The boys said their goodbyes and snarky comments about tomorrow before finally leaving. Derrek let out a sigh as he shut the door.<br /><br />\tDuring dinner, still angered and in desperate need to lick his ego&#039;s wounds, he told himself he could beat that bicolored bunny with some sweat and practice. But realistically, how much could he improve in just one night? He had to admit it, Tally was good, really good, and the others were looking like a challenge too. It took him years to reach his current skill level with his mech main and that still wasn&#039;t enough.<br /><br />\tDerrek walked back upstairs feeling like the world was weighing him down. He brought himself another session of being humiliated by little kids. He needed a miracle to give him any chance of wi-<br /><br />\t``Out of the way!&#039;&#039; Derrek&#039;s lost his train of thought as his sister roughly shoved him aside.<br /><br />\t``Ow!&#039;&#039; He shouted, landing against the wall. ``What was that for?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Some people have places to be!&#039;&#039; <br /><br />&nbsp;\t``Oh, those laxatives must be working real well.&#039;&#039; He said upon noticing Fai rushing into the bathroom.<br /><br />\t``Stop watching me!&#039;&#039; She snapped before slamming the door.<br /><br />\t``Damn...&#039;&#039; Derrek mumbled to himself, rubbing his bruised shoulder. He&#039;d probably laugh at her if he wasn&#039;t feeling so downtrodden. That had to be the 4th time she&#039;s run to the bathroom since getting home, perfect little brother harassment material. But for the time being, he needs to think of a plan. <br /><br />\tHe couldn&#039;t become a master player overnight, but maybe he could get the others to play worse, or better yet, give up! But what could it be? What could possibly tear a gamer away from his games? Maybe he could turn the heat up in his room? Nah, he&#039;d suffer too. Plus, rabbits are good at regulating body heat with those big ass ears. Hmmm...he could just choose violence. The actual kind, not the virtual in-game kind. Those weak herbivores and little kitty Cal wouldn&#039;t stand a chance. But he doubted that his parents, nor theirs would appreciate that very much...aw man. <br /><br />\tAnd yet again, his dear sister interrupted his thoughts. A loud sputtering bout of gas, amplified by the toilet bowl nearly scared him out of his fur. ``Gross Fai!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``S-shut up dork-<em>ugh!</em> Why are you standing around out there-<em>ooh</em>, a-anyway?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek shuddered, feeling both grossed out and very grateful he wasn&#039;t in her place...wait a minute. A smile crept upon his face. No, he wouldn&#039;t want to be in her place, but he knew three guys who should be. Wouldn&#039;t it suck if the trio, right after having lunch, just all coincidentally came down with upset stomachs in the midst of their game? It would really be too bad if they all had to forfeit for a toilet run or found their intestinal instability too intense to keep up with their opponent...especially if said opponent was Derrek...he needed to get his paws on those laxatives!<br /><br />\tHe ducked into Fai&#039;s room. Scanning her desk and shelves, no laxative box to be seen. He checked his back and lifted an ear, yep, she still sounds...occupied. One by one he checked her drawers. Notebooks, no...jeans, no...bras, oh god no...wait, maybe he should take one now while he has the chance, just incase he loses tomorrow...no. No don&#039;t even manifest that. He promptly shut that drawer with shaking paws. <br /><br />\tOn to the next drawer...lotion, nail clippers, ugh pads...there it is! The laxatives! How many should he take? Hmmm, it looks like she only took one dose and is already in this state. Derrek decided to take the rest of the perforated strip she took from, totaling 5 doses. Certainly overkill, but you can never be too safe when your pride&#039;s on the line.<br /><br />\tHe chuckled running out of his sister&#039;s room, across the hallway, and dove onto his bed, holding up the strip of pills like an Olympic medal. He did it! The ticket to winning and knocking his underlings down a peg. His mother always made designated vegetarian meals each time they came over. With two herbivores and a cat who&#039;ll eat anything, this would be a cinch! What&#039;s a more humiliating way to lose than to forfeit the game on the verge of violently shitting yourself? Derrek laughed thinking of the look on Tally&#039;s little bitch face. Oh he couldn&#039;t wait! <br /><br />***<br /><br />\t``Oh! Look at my little helper!&#039;&#039; Mrs. Louis was surprised to come downstairs and find Derrek at the stove.<br /><br />\t``My friends are gonna be here soon and since you did all the cooking yesterday, I thought I could warm everything up this time.&#039;&#039; Derrek replied, shrugging off that `little&#039; comment.<br /><br />\t``Aww, isn&#039;t that sweet!&#039;&#039; She kissed her son on the forehead and surveyed the stove. ``Everything looks good, not a single burned pot! You want any help honey?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Nope, I got it.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You know to call me if you need a hand.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I will!&#039;&#039; Derrek&#039;s innocent helpful smile gradually turned more devilish as his mother walked away. When he was sure she wasn&#039;t turning around and could hear no others approaching he brought his secret ingredient out of his pocket. He had crushed the laxatives into a fine powder and kept it in a baggy. He made sure to give the mixed veggie soup a heavy sprinkling, the vegetable fried rice a generous dash, and gave the left-over cheese empanadas a fine dusting. All the while leaving his sacred chicken tenders and macaroni untouched. No reason he can&#039;t eat too. <br /><br />\tHe stirred it all in with a wag in his tail. Oh, happy day, happy day! Maybe this is that satisfaction chefs on TV talk about. It felt good knowing his creation was about to wreak havoc in people&#039;s stomachs moments from now.<br /><br />\t<em>Ding-dong! </em><br /><br />\t``I got it!&#039;&#039; Just as yesterday Derrek sprinted to the door. ``Cal!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Hey Derrek, I&#039;m ready to win!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m ready for you to admit I&#039;m the best!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I might just say that even if I win so you don&#039;t cry again.&#039;&#039; Derrek&#039;s smile turned just a bit more menacing after that line. ``Ooooh! Tendies!&#039;&#039; Cal noticed the pan as they walked through the kitchen. He reached to grab one.<br /><br />\t``Nu-uh!&#039;&#039; Derrek held the sharp end of a fork at his outstretched paw. ``Those are mine! And ugh, don&#039;t call them that.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``What, tendies?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Yeah, tend-ers cause we&#039;re not five.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Can I have one?&#039;&#039; Cal naturally pulled the feline begging face. <br /><br />\tDerrek found it more off-putting than endearing and just wanted him to stop. ``Fine...just one.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Alright!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``But only if you have some of the veggies too so my mom doesn&#039;t make me eat it.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Deal.&#039;&#039; Derrek tried his best not to stare too much at Cal pouring himself a big bowl of hot soup and piling his plate with rice and an empanada. It then took all his might not to break into an evil laugh watching him eat. Hehehehe...one man down.<br /><br />\t<em>Ding-dong.</em><br /><br />\t``Vince!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Hi Derrek.&#039;&#039; He sniffed the air as he stepped in. ``Woah, it smells good in here.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I made lunch myself! Wanna try it?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Really? Sure.&#039;&#039; And just moments from then, Vincent was seated next to Cal, digging in. ``This is really good Derrek.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Thanks, glad you like it!&#039;&#039; That&#039;s right, eat...<br /><br />\t<em>Ding-dong.</em><br /><br />\t``Look who&#039;s late, again.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I wanted to give you some more time to practice.&#039;&#039; Tally said with the same amount of sass as yesterday. <br /><br />\t``Good thing we&#039;re still eating, I don&#039;t have to drag you upstairs again.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally&#039;s little nose twitched, picking up the scents of food. ``Nice, cause I&#039;m mad hungry.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``There&#039;s plenty left, made it all myself.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You made it? It must be poisoned.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Nope.&#039;&#039; Well, not exactly. ``If I wanted to kill you, I&#039;ve would&#039;ve done it a long time ago.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally went up and inspected the food. ``You made it huh? Looks like the same stuff from yesterday.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Made, reheated. Same thing.&#039;&#039; The Michelin star chef declared.<br /><br />\t``Well, if your mom made it, I guess I&#039;ll be fine.&#039;&#039; Derrek rolled his eyes at the lack of appreciation for his culinary skills, but he took joy in watching the bunny boy pile his plate high. Tally really was hungry, and for a scrawny string bean he could really put away a lot of food. <br /><br />\tDerrek sat satisfied in his seat, trying his hardest to keep from wagging his tail. Everyone was eating their way into their doom and not even realizing it. This truly may have been the happiest day of his life. And the best part? It was about to get better.<br /><br />\t``Dude? Derrek...Derrek!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``W-what?&#039;&#039; Derrek snapped out of his semi-voracious fantasies to find the group giggling at him.<br /><br />\t``Why are you looking at us all weird?&#039;&#039; Tally chuckled.<br /><br />\t``Huh? What are you talking about? I&#039;m not doing anything&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Maybe Derrek&#039;s fattening us up so he can eat us.&#039;&#039; Cal suggested with a happy-go-lucky smile. Vincent on the other hand kept sneaking nervous looks at their wolf host.<br /><br />\t``I would rather eat a vegetable before any of you freaks come near my mouth.&#039;&#039; He said, while taking a bite of his coveted chicken tenders to hammer in the point. <br /><br />\tIt wasn&#039;t too long before everybody cleaned their plates. Derrek made sure to wait for their late comer Tally to finish his especially large meal. Soon, he led his waddling entourage upstairs to his room.<br /><br />\t``Man, I&#039;m full...&#039;&#039; Cal drawled, flopping back on Derrek&#039;s bed.<br /><br />\t``Me too.&#039;&#039; Vincent added. ``Thanks Derrek.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You&#039;re welcome bros.&#039;&#039; Derrek said while kneeling at his game system, his wicked grin hidden from their view.<br /><br />\t``So, who&#039;s playing who first?&#039;&#039; Tally asked while grabbing a controller.<br /><br />\t``Hold on, hold on. Don&#039;t want to start it right away.&#039;&#039; Derrek inserted his copy of Grand Theft Larceny. <br /><br />\t``What? Why not?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``We could finish the tournament in like 20 minutes, let&#039;s have it be the grand finale.&#039;&#039; Really, the reason Derrek wanted to hold off was to give time for his spiked food to digest. Wouldn&#039;t do much to shit their brains out after comfortably winning.<br /><br />\tThe group had some genuine lighted fun leading up their tournament. Derrek got so wrapped up in mindlessly killing and carjacking that he forgot about their scheduled competition, at least until a loud stomach growl cut through the virtual violence. ``Who was that?&#039;&#039; He chuckled.<br /><br />\t``M-me.&#039;&#039; Vincent mumbled shyly with a paw on his stomach. ``I think something in the food upset my stomach.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Welp, Derrek poisoned us. I knew it&#039;&#039; Tally quipped.<br /><br />\tDamn. Not the smartass rabbit Derrek hoped would suffer first but it&#039;s a good sign those laxatives were working their magic. ``Sorry your weak little plant stomach can&#039;t handle my cooking. Let&#039;s start the competition before you all die off.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Alright!&#039;&#039; Cal cheered. ``Who&#039;s up first?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``First up is me against Vince, then you vs Tally.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Hmmm...&#039;&#039; Tally hummed in ponderance.<br /><br />\t``What?&#039;&#039; Derrek felt a little tremble in his nerves. Perhaps Tally saw through his strategic self-placement with the easiest opponent.<br /><br />\t``Nothing, sounds good to me.&#039;&#039; He said with a smirk. Oh, Derrek couldn&#039;t wait for him to lose...<br /><br />\tWhile the game was loading, Tally noticed his squirrel friend fidgeting. ``You alright Vince?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t``Yeah.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t``Don&#039;t worry, he&#039;s no better than he was yesterday. You&#039;ll kick his ass.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Why don&#039;t you give him a good luck kiss while you&#039;re at it?&#039;&#039; Derrek derided the fawning duo.<br /><br />\t``He doesn&#039;t need it. Hope you got one from your mommy earlier.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tIn the first round, both gamers stayed silent, vocally at least. Vincent&#039;s stomach continued to growl and gurgle while he let out small huffs against the pain. Meanwhile Derrek was feeling too tense to talk, he was determined not to be the first to lose. There would be absolutely no way he could lose against the weakest of the group, especially after the special meal he served them. Despite this, Vincent&#039;s elf managed to outmaneuver his mech, and delt enough damage to bring his health to zero. ``Damn it!&#039;&#039; Derrek shouted. Though he quickly reminded himself out loud, ``Best two out of three.&#039;&#039; And promptly started the next round.<br /><br />\t``Derrek wait, can we pause?&#039;&#039; Vincent asked, his thighs pressed together and quivering.<br /><br />\t``No pausing.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``But I...&#039;&#039; A light pink blush appeared on his red face. ``I-I have to go to the bathroom.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Too bad! If you leave before your round is over, that&#039;s an automatic forfeit.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Hey, that&#039;s not fair!&#039;&#039; Tally objected.<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s my house, my games, and my rules. If you want your prize so damn bad, you all gotta play by them!&#039;&#039; For the first time Tally had no witty insult or retort, only a silent dirty look. It was a beautiful sound to Derrek&#039;s ears, and that soothing silence was the perfect background music to his mech absolutely blasting his opponent&#039;s elf into non-existence. ``Nice!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``<em>Oh..</em>.&#039;&#039; Vincent groaned, briefly doubling over to hold his ailing stomach.<br /><br />\t``Come on Derrek, let him go!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``God, shut up Tally! Vince can go whenever he wants. If he wants to forfeit, he&#039;ll forfeit. No big fucking deal.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I can...I can wait until after this round.&#039;&#039; Vincent brought himself to say.<br /><br />\t``See? He&#039;s a big boy, you can get off his dick Tally.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ugh...my stomach&#039;s starting to hurt too.&#039;&#039; Cal commented<br /><br />\t``Oh boo-hoo.&#039;&#039; Derrek feigned indifference. In his head however, it filled him with glee to see plan was taking effect. ``Next and last one!&#039;&#039; He called out while starting their third and deciding round. <br /><br />\tThis time, Vincent&#039;s performance had certainly taken a hit. The growing pressure made him squirm and wince, constantly snatching his focus from the battle at hand. His extra jitters also made him much sloppier with his elf&#039;s speed, missing hits but conveniently running into Derrek&#039;s laser cannons, leading to a speedy death.<br /><br />\t``Yes! Fuck yeah!&#039;&#039; Derrek jumped off his bed to pump his fist. It felt so good to get his first win at this game.<br /><br />\t``Ok, I lose.&#039;&#039; Vincent accepted his loss rather quickly. He dropped his controller and awkwardly paced out of the room.<br /><br />\t``Too easy. Alright dickhead and other dickhead, your turn.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Derrek...what did you feed us?&#039;&#039; Tally asked, a wide-eyed expression on his face as he gripped his knees.<br /><br />\tThe wolf&#039;s ears picked up just a bit of tummy turmoil. ``The same food you had yesterday. Why? Your weak little bunny guts can&#039;t take it?&#039;&#039; Tally didn&#039;t respond, instead cringing against whatever was happening inside of him. Derrek laughed at his plight, this was gonna be a good game.<br /><br />\t``I eat meat and your food still got me feeling weird!&#039;&#039; Cal added, paw to his stomach.<br /><br />\t``I ate the same food you did, and you don&#039;t see me complaining. You two can go take a dump and lose if you want.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tSuddenly Tally&#039;s glassy-eyed look snapped to one of determination. ``No way.&#039;&#039; Not exactly the reaction Derrek was looking for. ``You still in Cal?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You bet!&#039;&#039; Cal replied with only a little bit of waver to his voice. <br /><br />\t``Staring the next round.&#039;&#039; Derrek announced. Just as he said that Vincent came back in. ``That was fast.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Your dad&#039;s using the bathroom.&#039;&#039; He said, looking just as jittery as when he left. ``And he said he&#039;ll be a while.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Did you try the downstairs bathroom?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``No...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ok...so go try it.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I don&#039;t know where it is.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek sighed. ``I&#039;ll show you.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\tHe slightly begrudgingly led Vincent downstairs. As they passed through the kitchen, something caught Derrek&#039;s eye. He had to back track to make sure he wasn&#039;t seeing things...someone stacked the pots and pans in the sink. Derrek left them with food on the stove just in case he had to give the group a double dose, but here they are in the sink...practically licked clean. No food left on a plate or in a container or anything. He checked the refrigerator for leftovers, but nothing there either...meaning his family ate the leftovers...the leftovers he added dangerous amounts of laxatives to...oh shit.<br /><br />\t``Derrek, can we hurry up?&#039;&#039; Vincent meekly spoke up, slightly swaying his hips in place.<br /><br />\t``Oh, yeah.&#039;&#039; Derrek continued with a new feeling of unease. Was that why his dad&#039;s `gonna be a while?&#039; <br /><br />\tThe pair finally arrived at the 2nd bathroom and last option available. He gulped before knocking on the door. ``Anybody in there?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Yes Derrek...mommy&#039;s in here.&#039;&#039; She sounded <br /><br />\t``Uh...how long do you think you&#039;re gonna be?&#039;&#039; Derrek looked at his squirrel companion. He shifted weight from foot to foot, his bushy red tail magnifying every desperate shake.<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m sorry honey, I don&#039;t know...I ate some of your food earlier and I&#039;ve been in here ever since.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Do you think you could wait a while?&#039;&#039; Derrek asked Vincent, mirroring the panic on his face.<br /><br />\t``Y-yeah.&#039;&#039; Vincent seemed to clench every muscle in his body to stand still. His visible tremble and subsequent stiff movements didn&#039;t give Derrek much confidence as they walked back upstairs. He felt a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach, and it certainly wasn&#039;t the laxatives. This plan might not have been as genius as he first thought. But they&#039;re not babies, they can hold it...right?<br /><br />\t``Who won the last round?&#039;&#039; Derrek asked, seeing the menu screen on his TV.<br /><br />\t``Me.&#039;&#039; Tally managed to somehow inject an air of smugness into that one syllable. <br /><br />\t``You Ok Vince?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Uh-huh.&#039;&#039; Vincent answered, not wanting to risk even turning his head to look at Tally. He sat with his paws folded and arms pressed to his sides. <br /><br />\t``Next round, let&#039;s go!&#039;&#039; Derrek announced while resetting the game. His growing anxiety told him to speed up this contest. It wouldn&#039;t do much to help with the issue of not enough bathrooms, but at least then their guts could toss and turn safely off of his bed.<br /><br />\tThe gameplay between Cal and Tally was especially intense. They both had more aggressive methods than the previous two players leading to very little openings for their opponent to attack. It made this round much longer than the first ones, and their vocal stomachs let it be known it was more than ready for a potty break. ``Um...hey Derrek?&#039;&#039; Cal started cautiously.<br /><br />\t``Yeah?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Would you be mad if I farted?&#039;&#039; Tally snickered at the question.<br /><br />\t``...<em>Yeah.</em>&#039;&#039; Derrek kept a steely eye on Cal as his expression grew more and more strained. ``Not on my bed Cal!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I...uh...mmfh.&#039;&#039; Cal grunted while trying to keep focus on his game. Derrek could see him starting to tremble, that bomb was about to blow.<br /><br />\t``Cal get up!&#039;&#039; Derrek pressed his paws against Cal&#039;s back.<br /><br />\t``Hey, hey don&#039;t-!&#039;&#039; <em>PPPFFFBRRRRT!</em> ``...Oops.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Dude!&#039;&#039; Derrek bellowed before covering his nose.<br /><br />\t``You pushed it outta me!&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t``Well, since he did it first...&#039;&#039; Tally leaned over and pushed out a booming airy fart. ``I was holding that one in forever!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Gross!&#039;&#039; Cal laughed.<br /><br />\t``What the fuck!?&#039;&#039; Derrek was not amused, coughing against the suffocating cloud.<br /><br />\t``It&#039;s your fault for poisoning us!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Yeah Derrek, your cooking sucks!&#039;&#039; Cal arched his back to push his butt out and released a loud- <em>PFFFRT!</em><br /><br />\t``Oh my god!&#039;&#039; Derrek&#039;s cries and coughs got him no sympathy from the current competing duo, who only cackled at his struggles.<br /><br />\t``Let one out Vince!&#039;&#039; Tally suggested to further terrorize the wolf. ``Vince?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tVincent shook, his eyes closed, teeth grit, and knees grinding against each other while he rode out a harsh cramp. The bloating build of gas didn&#039;t help either. The group could hear his stomach moaning its discontent. ``Vince, just let it out!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``No Vince! Don&#039;t let it out!&#039;&#039; Derrek believed there was something much more solid at bay, and he feared for his bed&#039;s safety. Unfortunately for him Vincent didn&#039;t have much choice in the matter. It was just too painful, his bowels briefly opened without permission to relieve the overbearing pressure. A warm, moist, and bubbly fart blast slapped out of his hole. He gasped through the rough but relieving feeling, his stomach went from bloated to cramping solid pressure in the matter of seconds.<br /><br />\t``S-sorry...&#039;&#039; He said quietly, looking to the floor.<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m gonna...I&#039;m gonna f-fucking throw up...&#039;&#039; Derrek babbled in a nauseated daze. That last flatulent outburst especially stunk of processed waste. He could smell that Vincent was more than ready to go.<br /><br />\t``You Ok Vince?&#039;&#039; Tally asked, trying his best not to faulter to the smell.<br /><br />\t``I can&#039;t hold it...&#039;&#039; He said in a whine, hugging himself tightly. In a tragic irony relieving himself of gas only made him more aware of the solid waste aggressively trying to push its way out. <br /><br />\t``Go Vince, go!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Please go.&#039;&#039; Derrek pleaded.<br /><br />\tVincent stood up with his cheeks clenched for dear life, and stiffly walked out of the room for the second time. Derrek watched him leave with his heart in his throat. Hopefully by now at least one bathroom would be clear. And, hopefully he&#039;d be finished before the next boy&#039;s time to blow. If not...god help them.<br /><br />\t``Ayeeee, game.&#039;&#039; Cal declared in a toned-down hoorah, his stomach couldn&#039;t take much more. Tally was too distracted by his friend&#039;s suffering to properly defend himself.<br /><br />\tVincent tried the upstairs bathroom, in hopes that it would be vacated by now. But his knocks were met with a ``Sorry bud!&#039;&#039; by Derrek&#039;s dad. Looks like he&#039;d have to try the downstairs bathroom again. Landing on each step on the way down sent his lower belly a quick jolt of pain. About halfway down he froze in place, and clenched as hard he could, feeling a head of shit poking at his hole. He panted when the urgent pangs intensified, the constant flexing of his muscles and fighting his body&#039;s needs was draining him. After a few moments, he found the strength to continue downstairs, praying the bathroom would be empty. Please, it has to be, he has no other choice! But when knocked, he was met with Mrs. Louis&#039;s voice giving a demure ``still occupied.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tVincent paced around the house, panic fully starting to take over. His feet were restless, terrified if he were to stop all of his foul load would slip out of him. He looked frantically in all directions as if a magical toilet would pop out of the wall. <br /><br />\tAnd then that&#039;s when he saw it, a mop bucket. He stared at it for a moment, knock-kneed and his stomach giving an impatient howl. No...he couldn&#039;t do that, especially out in the open...although the hallway closet looked big enough to hide in...no, no he couldn&#039;t. What kind of horrible house guest would do such a nasty thing? But then again...it would be an easier clean up than the floor...and the kitchen closet was pretty big enough to hide in...Derrek&#039;s parents were pretty nice...despite their son...they&#039;d understand...hopefully. <br /><br />\tVincent whined, feeling another hard push to his exit. Looks like his mind was made up. While doubled over, he threw mop out, hobbled over to the closet with his makeshift toilet in hand. He reached for the knob with a trembling paw, his back arched, short putrid poots leaking between his clenched cheeks. He was relegated to tiptoeing through the frame, his thighs sore from the constant flexing. <br /><br />\tHe shut the door behind him and dropped the bucket to the floor. He spun around and started attacking his belt. He panted, the poots slipping from him became silent and more wet as the sludge inside him got closer to his hole. His over eager fingers kept fumbling his belt buckle and zipper. Come on, his panting became higher pitched with panic. He bounced at the knees, he felt his poor sphincter giving up, his waste rushing towards his pants. No, no, he&#039;s so close! Just hold on a few more seconds...please...yes!<br /><br />\tFinally, his belt undone, zipper down, he was free! He tucked his thumbs into the waistband of his underwear and yanked down both layers of his bottomwear in one move. He could barely aim his butt back and raise he tail out of the way before a tsunami of slippery waste fell from his ass. He quickly sent a paw to his mouth to keep from. The instant transition from painful overbearing cramp to soothing emptiness, combined with the sensation of waste bursting from his stretched hole was almost too much. He used the other paw to hold on to the door, his knees threatening to give out.<br /><br />\tHe took deep breaths, fecal matter continued to slide out of him without even having to push. His body trembled just enjoying that slow drag along his insides. The end of that log broke off, landing into the bucket with a thud. His waste stopped moving, the most urgent of it had been released. He gave a gentle push. ``Oh...&#039;&#039; Vincent let out a surprised gasp as a moist fart bubbled out of him. It propelled a few loose short ropes of scat. He shivered at the speed of which they flew out of him. <br /><br />\tHe gave a few more pushes just to confirm he was empty. That amazing feeling of his empty colon prompted him to give a few extra deep pushes, giving a deep sigh into his paw with each one. But, there was no more processed food to dispose of, he was empty. He sighed content, feeling so much better than he did just minutes earlier. He stood up straight and froze. A slimy warm feeling along with an audible squelch emanated from between his cheeks. It was then that he realized he had nothing to wipe with. It was also at that moment, that the post dump bliss wore off and gradually transitioned to guilt, panic, and shivers in disgust. Ugh, that&#039;s a strong smell. The squirrel boy covered his nose and decided to take a moment to think about how his life led up to this point.<br /><br />\tMeanwhile, Cal and Tally were in the midst of a heated battle. Even as they both rocked in place and sucked in their stomachs to keep their guts at bay, neither were willing to let go of that coveted prize. ``Ah...mmmhf.&#039;&#039; Cal groaned and his face contorted, another painful movement in his stomach. He grunted and a deep bassy fart blasted from under him.<br /><br />\t``Holy fucking shit...&#039;&#039; Derrek lamented from as far along the bed from them as he could sit. ``Please one of you just lose and go to the fucking bathroom already!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``N-never.&#039;&#039; Cal croaked out.<br /><br />\tTally puffed his cheeks as he also gave his bowels a push. A loud wet `<em>Pfffpptt</em>&#039; followed. ``Ah...that one felt good.&#039;&#039; A goofy bucked tooth smile formed across his face hearing Derrek hack his lungs out.<br /><br />\t``O-oh god.&#039;&#039; Cal jolted, lifting one knee up against his own round of cramping. Even his neck and shoulders twitched wildly as the pain rocked his entire body. Shaky paws and severely diminished focus didn&#039;t bode well for him, one sloppy move too many and angel was finally defeated.<br /><br />\t``Game.&#039;&#039; Tally said in a pained voice.<br /><br />\t``Oh my god, oh my god.&#039;&#039; Cal held his stomach as he slid off the bed. He landed on shaking legs and couldn&#039;t stand up straight. ``Kick his ass Tally.&#039;&#039; He said while waddling to the door. ``And let me borrow the prize when you win.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Fuck you Cal, I hope you shit yourself!&#039;&#039; Derrek yelled after him. ``Wait, not on the carpet though!&#039;&#039; His anxiety shot up upon realizing both bathrooms would still likely be occupied. He felt like he should follow Cal, but it wouldn&#039;t make a difference. He&#039;s at the mercy of his own butthole now.<br /><br />\t``I hope he gets it on the carpet.&#039;&#039; Tally added with a weak chuckle.<br /><br />\t``I can tell your weak bunny guts are about to blow,&#039;&#039; Derrek started, more fearful of an accident than genuine teasing. ``I&#039;ll give you the chance to go now, before it&#039;s too late.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />\t``And give you an easy win? That was your plan from the beginning huh?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek&#039;s scowl grew deeper. ``I&#039;m serious, if you shit yourself on my bed I&#039;m kicking your ass!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Ha! You can&#039;t even kick my ass in a video game, you think I&#039;m scared of you? And if you really wanted to keep your bed clean, you shouldn&#039;t have poisoned the food dumbass.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``What are you talking about? You blaming me for you little rabbit stomach?&#039;&#039; Derrek kept a good snarky poker face but internally he felt perturbed by Tally&#039;s revelation. <br /><br />\t``You think I&#039;m that stupid? I noticed you ate different food from us, at first I thought it was cause you&#039;re a little bitch baby who can&#039;t live without his tendies, which you still are, but now I know the real reason.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek was speechless. That little shit&#039;s figured it out. ``Wha...wh-what are yo-&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``But it&#039;s Ok. Because even though you&#039;re a little bitch baby who cheated a 7th grader, I&#039;m still gonna kick your ass. And after that, I&#039;m gonna get to know your sister real well.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``You tell yourself whatever you need to cope with your loss.&#039;&#039; Derrek started the round a little shaken but feeling more determined than ever. Tally&#039;s so damn confident in himself, he thinks he can still win even against a cheater. And sure, maybe he&#039;s been given an `unfair&#039; disadvantage, but he deserves it. He needs something to wipe that smug buck toothed grin off his face, and Derrek was more and happy to be that something.<br /><br />\tWhile the duo upstairs begun the battle of the century, Vincent was weighing his options. In the closet were various cleaning products, but none of which he could wipe with, not safely anyway. He could try the box of disinfectant wipes, bet they&#039;d clean well enough to burn the fur off his cheeks. He pressed an ear against the door, the hallway was clear. He opened it just enough to peek through the crack. He could see partly into the kitchen and spotted the roll of paper towel holstered just above the sink. A bit rougher than his preference, but it&#039;s perfect. Now, does he risk waddling out there bare assed and pants around his ankles, or does he cloth himself and risk heavily staining his underwear to retrieve a few sheets, defeating the purpose of the paper towel.<br /><br />\tBefore he could come to a decision, he heard footsteps approaching. He froze and held his breath to avoid making any noise. The person that came into view was...Cal. He waddled by holding the sides of his rump. Vincent cursed himself for not thinking to ask him to pass the paper towel, though he was clearly in a rush.<br /><br />\tHe could hear Cal&#039;s footsteps continue down the hall, they ended abruptly just before he started knocking on the door. ``Is somebody in there?&#039;&#039; He asked. Vincent couldn&#039;t hear a response. ``Are you gonna be out soon...Please hurry!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tVincent opened the door wider and peeked his head out. He could see Cal stomping in place and bending up and down by his waist, one paw rubbing his stomach, and the other on his rear. Clearly not in good shape, but maybe Vincent can offer a deal. ``Cal! Cal!&#039;&#039; He whisper-yelled.<br /><br />\tCal&#039;s ear twitched in Vincent&#039;s direction before turning to face him. ``Vince wha-&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``<em>Sssshhhhhh!</em> Come here!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tAs Cal waddled back over, he picked up on a rather unpleasant sent. ``Oh my god, Vince did you poop h-&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Y-yeah I did.&#039;&#039; Vincent hastily answered, blushing red. ``But I used a bucket!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Really?&#039;&#039; Cal tried opening the door to view this impromptu porta-potty, but Vincent pulled back, considering he was still bare from the waist down. ``Come on I gotta go!&#039;&#039; His dances picked up speed.<br /><br />\t``Wait, wait! J-just get me some paper towel from the kitchen first!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``<em>Augh!</em>&#039;&#039; Cal groaned and shambled off to the kitchen as fast as he could. His feet pounded the floor as he recklessly ripped off an arm full of sheets. He came back and shoved them into the small opening the door.<br /><br />\t``Than-hey wait!&#039;&#039; Cal threw the door wide open. ``G-give me a minute!&#039;&#039; Vincent pulled down his hoodie to keep his modesty.<br /><br />\t``I can&#039;t!&#039;&#039; He turned around and shut the door as he backed in. Vincent quickly tried to hop from behind him and around the bucket but ended up tripping on his pants and fell behind it. Looking up, he had a clear view of Cal frantically pacing in place over the bucket...he had a feeling what he was about to witness wouldn&#039;t be pretty. ``Ooh, it&#039;s coming out!&#039;&#039; The airy poots slipping out of him quickly took on a squishy sound.<br /><br />\tHe bent down, first dropping his sweatpants. A small lump was visible in the seat of his briefs before he popped back up to whip them down. ``Ah, ah, ah, <em>ah!</em>&#039;&#039; The moment he uncovered his ass, chunks of a log already growing between his cheeks fell into the bucket. Vincent watched his elastic anal ring stretch as the rest of the thick log blasted out of him, short bouts of gas popping out along side of it.<br /><br />\tThe waste flow paused as Cal exhaled in an abrupt blurt. He gave a few pants before taking a breath and continuing to push with a soft moan. Another log began to slither out of him with a slimy crackling sound. He shivered, the euphoria of emptying guts fulling enveloping him. The log ended with a loud flatulent boom, blowing bits of scat out with it. Vincent shimmied against the back wall to avoid the tiny misfires.<br /><br />\tHis grey cheeks and balls jiggled as he pushed again, his dirty hole popping out, quivering with effort, but there was nothing more to push out. With a loud sigh, his hole retraced back between his cheeks. ``Hah...h-oh my god...&#039;&#039; Cal stayed in his position, paws on his knees, taking a minute to catch his breath. ``That felt so good...&#039;&#039; He looked down and cringed at the state of his underwear. ``Aww man...I&#039;m gonna have to throw these undies out.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``I think I&#039;m gonna throw up...&#039;&#039; A horrified Vincent blubbered, muffled by the paws smothering his nose and mouth.<br /><br />\t``You saw all that?&#039;&#039; Cal looked back at the half naked squirrel on the floor and laughed. ``Bet mine was bigger than yours.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``H-hey!&#039;&#039; Vincent reached down to cover his crotch.<br /><br />\t``I didn&#039;t mean that!&#039;&#039; Cal chuckled. ``But...I think mine is bigger.&#039;&#039; He turned around, proudly bearing his boy bits.<br /><br />\t``Cal!&#039;&#039; Vincent screeched in bright pink hue. He withered on the floor in an attempt to turn away.<br /><br />\tCal laughed again, but soon started choking on the intense stink of this small room. ``Hah...Can you hand me a few sheets Vince?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tBack upstairs, Derrek wasn&#039;t having as easy of a time as he expected, as he already lost the first of the three plays. Tally was sincerely struggling to keep his load in, squirming in his position, and shaking hard when particularly rough cramps come on. It of course affected his gaming, but not enough to make Derrek&#039;s win a shoo-in, and that&#039;s what frustrated him the most. Despite his genius plan, despite his crystal-clear focus, calm stomach, and unstained underwear, he was still losing!<br /><br />\t``Oh...&#039;&#039; Tally groaned and hopped off the bed. He did a brief jig while slightly doubled over and leaking silently wispy toots. Trying to coordinate too much made him lose track of his character on screen. He made it all too easy for Derrek to land a direct laser blast, killing him instantly.<br /><br />\t``Hah! Take that bunny bitch!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally waited for the cramping to subside, taking a few breaths and slowly sitting back down. His cheeks turned a red hue, unfortunate that Derrek had to see that small breakdown. ``Y-you only won that round cause you cheated.&#039;&#039; He wheezed out.<br /><br />\t``Keep telling yourself that.&#039;&#039; Derrek maintained his innocence.<br /><br />\t``But you suck so hard I&#039;ll still win the next round.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tDerrek started the next round with trembling paws. His life was practically on the line with this final game. There&#039;s absolutely no way he could lose against a bunny so weak he was on the verge of shitting himself. <br /><br />\tHis ear picked up Tally pushing for another fart. The bunny jostled in place, rocking both his knees up really trying to get that gas bubble deep from inside of him. After much shaking, he finally got out a very wet, almost underwater sounding greasy fart. His eyes went wide again. ``Uh-oh...&#039;&#039; He muttered in a small voice.<br /><br />\t``No...no `uh-oh&#039;&#039;&#039; Derrek commented with his eyes glued to the screen. He cringed when the cloud finally reached his nose, yet another dangerously fecal smelling flatulent blast.<br /><br />\t``Ohhhhh <em>shit.</em>&#039;&#039; Tally flinched and froze in a half-twisted position. His toes scrunched the carpet, prying for something to brace with.<br /><br />\t``Tally...&#039;&#039; Derrek said with a rising tone.<br /><br />\t``Ah...dude I don&#039;t think I can hold this one in.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Tally I swear to god!&#039;&#039; He yell had more panic than `threat&#039; in it.<br /><br />\t``T-too...l-late.&#039;&#039; Tally grit his teeth and stiffened. The heavy weight shoving its way through his intestine could not be stopped, and with his mind too occupied with the most important game of his life, he couldn&#039;t put up much of a fight either. With a slimy squelch, a fist sized amount of sludge embedded itself between his crack and bulged out the back of his shorts. He let out a shuddering sigh when his body finally regained control. That tiny taste of relief left him shaking for more.<br /><br />\tDerrek tore himself away from the game to look at the lump that had formed at Tally&#039;s backside. ``What the <em>fuck!?</em> Tally you didn&#039;t!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\tTally stayed silent, his mouth tightened, back stiff, and mismatched ears flattened against his head in shame. It was clear that he indeed did, and in front of Derrek of too, the actual metaphorical baby of the group.<br /><br />\t``My bed!&#039;&#039; Derrek threw his paws up in shock and revulsion. With his controller unmanned, his mech was completely defenseless. Tally, even in his current condition, could recognize an opening when he saw one. In only two hits, Derrek&#039;s mech was down, and Tally was officially the victor of the week.<br /><br />\t``Game.&#039;&#039; Tally said with next to no energy left.<br /><br />\t``Nooooooo! You fucking dickhead, you shitting yourself on my bed distracted me!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />\t``Y-you let go of your controller like a dumbass.&#039;&#039; His cheeks burned.<br /><br />\t``I&#039;m gonna fucking kill you!&#039;&#039; The wolf bellowed over his potential prey.<br /><br />\t``I wouldn&#039;t touch me if I were you...&#039;&#039; Tally&#039;s stomach vocalized its distress. He held it as he stumbled to his feet.<br /><br />\t``Oh my god!&#039;&#039; Derrek managed to yell before gagging. As Tally stood up, nuggets of shit rolled out of his shorts leg and fell to the floor.<br /><br />\t``Just remember I w-won.&#039;&#039; Tally said in more of a reassurance to himself, that this humiliating moment was worth it. He took one step forward and stopped dead in his tracks. ``Mmfh!&#039;&#039; A muffled fart pushed its way out from his between cheeks, bringing very loose scat out with it. It streamed down his leg and dripped on to the floor as he stood there, paralyzed by pain and horror. He did his best to block out Derrek&#039;s screaming barrage of insults and continued his slow leaking walk out of the door.<br /><br />\tThe short distance to the bathroom felt like painfully long miles. Tally grunted with each limp forward. Each step brought a new strain on his bowels that easily overwhelmed his tired body. His overflowing bowels relieved the strain by pushing more piping hot slop pushed into his overfilling underwear, which by that point was getting heavy enough to slip off of him. The trail of scat behind him made it clear he lost the battle, but his adolescent pride wouldn&#039;t let him. He never admits defeat in his games and wasn&#039;t about to do it now.<br /><br />\tWhen he finally made it to the bathroom door, he flopped against it out of exhaustion. His paw twisted the knob to no avail. ``Just a minute!&#039;&#039; Mr. Louis called out from the other side.<br /><br />\t``<em>Nngnn!</em>&#039;&#039; Tally tightened every muscle in a last-ditch effort to keep his brown load in, but it was pointless. ``<em>Aaah!</em>&#039;&#039; He let out a sharp cry as a darting pain rocked his digestive system for a split second. Lightning fast, but it was enough to completely shut down any resistance his body had left, and immediately a violent outflow of gassy watery shit exploded from his shorts. Some of it bubbled upward out of his waistband staining his tail, most of it drained down the back of his thighs, pouring onto the floor. His toes curled, his limbs twitching against the feeling of the warm flow rushing out of and over him. <br /><br />\tFor the first few seconds he held a frozen look of shock on his face, but that soon contorted into one of flustered effort. He could feel himself involuntarily pushing the sludge on, high pressured farts blowing dirty bubbled out of his underwear. <br /><br />\tTally gasped out, his tongue hanging out his mouth as he caught his breath. His face melted into a tearful expression of delirious relief. His shorts were ruined, but his colon was finally empty. He felt like he was in heaven, and the warmth of his own waste still stuck in his shorts gave him an odd feeling of comfort.<br /><br />\t``Alright kid, it&#039;s all-&#039;&#039; The bathroom door suddenly opened, and Tally fell forward, right at the feet of Derrek&#039;s father. He stood there silent, taken aback by the utter mess before him. ``I...um...sorry kid.&#039;&#039; Mr. Louis found the words to say, helplessly watching Tally convulse on the floor as the last of his waste made its way out. <br /><br />* * *<br /><br />\tIn retrospect...Mega&#039;s not that good of a game. Derrek liked to think that opinion came from the objective analyzation of its mediocre game play, but in reality he was probably just bitter. It was hard not to be, when he spent the past 3 hours on his knees scrubbing the carpet on the hallway. And just before that, he retched while washing the pounds of shit out of the very same bucket he currently dipped his scrub brush into. And before that, was the very awkward and very hostile conversation with his parents, his friends&#039; parents, and his sister after Tally ratted him out, quick to point out this accident wasn&#039;t his fault. The little shit... Part of the punishment after cleaning up this mess, was no video games for a month. A life ending sentence, but at least it meant he gets a break from that damn rabbit stepping foot in here for a while.<br /><br />\tDerrek stood up and popped a kink out of his back. He sighed, most of the hallway was done. After that, he still had to do his room. All the bleach in the world probably couldn&#039;t make him feel comfortable sleeping on that mattress again...damnit. This was not worth it. He still lost, and Tally still got bragging rights about his little bitch gaming skills. Although, Tally&#039;s obnoxious and superior tone will turn small and flustered real quick when Derrek mentions his little accident to everyone. That thought made the wolf smile, perhaps he did get one win out of this. It&#039;s gonna be a fun conversation at the lunch table come Monday that&#039;s for sure...As for now, he had more scrubbing to do.<br /><br /></span>",
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