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But when he woke up, it wasn't to an afterlife, or a gaggle of soon-to-be murderers. Instead, he got copious amounts of animatronic ass bouncing in his face.

"Hey, kiddo. Better not let 'em catch you sleeping on the job," said one of them, whom he didn't recognize at first, but found deep in his memory- Rikki, one of the side characters from a rival animatronic pizza place. How was she here?? Was there a shipping mistake?

"Heeey~!" Toy Chica said with her huge black empty grin, stepping up on his desk. "You're cuter than the last guy!" Without a word of warning, she dropped her huge yellow bird butt on his head; was this the end?! ... No. What?? It was made of some kind of padded plastic material, not at all the sensation he expected to be gyrated into his hat.

"Don't panic," the raccoon said, taking a heavy seat in his lap. She was made of the same stuff, and her enormous breasts- how was she a character for kids, again??- were like stuffed pillows pushing against his chest as she wiggled her rump side-saddle on him. "I butt-crushed that creepy little puppet." His heart leapt into his throat at the mention of the thing, but apparently she'd taken care of it? Could these steel and fabric hellspawns affect one another?? He had no time to contemplate the rules of their awful world. "Now put on the mask!" The mask? But why?? What did they want from him?!

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