| " | \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tDear Journal, I was reviewing the security camera footage inside of my office as per normal, as it tends to show me unseen tics and motions that people go through during their sessions that I might not catch the first time. Upon looking back at the video this time, however, I discovered it was myself that was engaging in extraneous motions! Apparently I've developed a nervous habit of jerk-twerking while reviewing my notes, most likely a subconscious effort to exercise the muscles I'm sitting on for tiring amounts of time. It's something that would probably go completely unnoticed for anyone else, but it seems that my eating habits have produced a slightly abnormal mound of back-bubble that tends to... well... wobble tauntingly in my patients' faces like a big fat mountain of blue raspberry jell-o. While I'm terribly embarrassed by this discovery, it must not be that offensive, because nobody's said a word! Maybe they're just being polite. -Dr. Gwen Mason\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t | \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t