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(11:16)
Hi. sorry to keep you waiting
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:18)
you kept me masturbating for an hour you jerk. I'm about to explode. love ya
JohnSamer98
(11:20)
and we're back to sex again. nice. slow down boy. life is not a race. it's your eagerness that puts me off the most. now leave me the fuck alone or at least stop talking sex me
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:21)
I love the way you keep me hanging on the phone babe.
JohnSamer98
(11:21)
can we talk normal for like 5 minutes. i don't fancy you. stop stalking me and being a creeper.
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:22)
you love it. shut up. anyways what's all the fuss about eve
JohnSamer98
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i'm just trying to be normal on the internet and i don't need some weirdo haunting me and spouting perverse fantasise around me 24/7
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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nah. you know you like it. don't awnt the internet yo know just how perverted you are
JohnSamer98
(11:26)
whatever is going on in your head i want no part in it. it seems whenever i try to be civil you turn it around into me fancying you or something
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:26)
but you were open last night
JohnSamer98
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stop that. why do you have spread all these rumors. it's only been a week since the last event less 6 days. and before that a week before
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:28)
it's never been more fun than right now. you're changing and in a way I like
JohnSamer98
(11:30)
i'm still me. the only thing that's changed is everything around me. events have caused things to happen and my response is the same as always. just you never saw it before
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:30)
you make it sound so clinical. I like doc fantasy rawr
JohnSamer98
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i'm referring to the rumors max
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:31)
hey you called me max. that means it's on
JohnSamer98
(11:33)
i don't even. and i don't even. listen here. you can write my persona in way you like in your weird little fanfictions but in the real world i just wanna be left in peace
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:34)
hey. you didn't say not. are you the doctor the nurse or patient
JohnSamer98
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i'm not here to chat sex. stop.
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:34)
patient it is. i'll be the doctor-nurse
JohnSamer98
(11:36)
you're lucky i take pity on you and don't call the admins on you wherever we go. but don't confuse kindness and civility for romance. i'm not interested
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:37)
then let's base our relationship on sex then. looks like you need your shots.
JohnSamer98
(11:38)
if anything i'm the one in charge here. and i'm not even gay.
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:38)
okay then i'll take your medicine in me
JohnSamer98
(11:39)
my medicine is telling you to leave me alone you sexpred. go deal with that by yourself and your right hand
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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I'm left-handed though
JohnSamer98
(11:40)
this isn't roleplay. get lost
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:40)
it could be if you wanted it to be
JohnSamer98
(11:41)
how the hell does that even work with the patient injecting the doctor? regardless i'm not into that and i don't date stalkers
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:42)
you're the one that named the chat longbow
JohnSamer98
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that's 'cause that's what it's called. not because i'm interested in fueling the fire
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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you light my fire
JohnSamer98
(11:44)
look. you're sweet and all and you're a lot more harmless than the rest but if you don't respect that no means no then why on earth would i of all people fancy you
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:45)
because secretly you want it. nice piece or sirloin
JohnSamer98
(11:46)
how would you know if i did? i've never given any indication that i fancy you. so fuck off
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
(11:47)
that's why it's a secret dummy. I love it when we fight. kiss kiss
JohnSamer98
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well it's a secret to me also. i don't fancy you. stop kissing me
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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maybe it depends on where I kiss you
JohnSamer98
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you said you were going to not talk sex. you said you'd even tame the flirting a little. this is much the same as normal. you're not even trying to do what i want you to
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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okay master how do you want it?
JohnSamer98
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keep the sex shiut down for at least a week. now is certainly not a good time. if you can stop altogether even better. but i highly doubt you'll keep it in your pants that long
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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you're too nice to me master. too nice for your own good. too nice to trolls. think everyone has a good side. pity pity.
JohnSamer98
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i'm not going to be an asshole ever. if i can't talk you out of it i can at least try to reason a bit. i'm okay with what you're doing just tame it slightly. no rude shit okay?
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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you're too good to me. that's why I love ya. I will always love ya. I'd die for ya.
JohnSamer98
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don't do the suicide thing again. suicide is not a joke and it shouldn't be a fetish. i in particular hate it when you do that. it's wrong
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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if you don't want a boy I can be a girl. just gotta...
JohnSamer98
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stop saying you're going to chop your dick off. if you want to be a girl get surgery. if you don't don't do shit on my account. i don't care whether you have a dick or not.
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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aw. that's a lovely thing to say. you'd be gay just for me.
JohnSamer98
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if it meant not killing yourself then yeah whatever but i'm not your boyfriend
MaxwellNomyNomsGalloway
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I'm glad we had this talk. I'm spent now so i'll see you later
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