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Yosh had just finished a little ice cream and was ready to go out and play!\n\n“Make sure to stay where we can see you!” His yoshi mom said before falling asleep nestled in a towel. \n\nYosh wandered around in the warm, dry sand, content as ever knowing his special little day would be spent at the beach before even more fun in the evening! He continued walking until his foot hit something big, round, and soft.\n\n“Boop!” said a little yoshi who was burried from the neck down in sand. Yosh had accidentally walked right into his nose! \n\n“Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!” said the embarrassed little dino-duck.\n\n“How could you miss a nose this big?” laughed the orange dino. “Can you help pull me out? This sand is getting a little invasive.”\n\n“That's a big word for our age group,” Yosh said as he helped pull the strange dino out of the sand.\n\n“Nishi is free!” said the sandy orange dino, dancing around the hole he just escaped. “I'm Nishi, by the way!”\n\n“I'm Yosh,” said the dino-duck with a smile. He blushed nervously after taking a full look at the dino. “Did someone steal your trunks?”\n\n“My what?” Nishi looked down, stretching a leg out to look as he noticed his swim trunks were gone! “Oh nuts.” He looked in the whole he was buried in, but couldn't find the suit in there. “Oh well, guess it's my birthday!”\n\n“It's your birthday too?” Yosh asked, quite surprised.\n\n“Nah, when you're naked, you're in your birthday suit!” Nishi said as he wiggled his belly. “Almost everyone is born without clothes, so this is just what they call it. Is it your birthday?”\n\nYosh gave a big grin and fluttered into the air! “Yup yup yup!” \n\n“Then why aren't you in your birthday suit? You're the real birthday boy!” Nishi giggled.\n\n“Well,” said the dino-duck a little nervous, “With all due respect, I'm not sure I really...”\n\nNishi patted Yosh's back and smiled, “Hey, don't worry, it's just a public beach! No one's going to see.” The orange dino shook his tail at his new pal, “Do you think I'd be showin' off all my most private thingies for free?”\n\nYosh considered the dinosaur's whore-ish nature and nodded his head in agreement. He bashfully bent forward and let his suit drop. His yoshi friend clapped and cheered him on, taking his hand, “Now let's go play!”\n\nThe two had fun running around the beach, rolling around in sand, splashing in the waters, and contemplating various theories on integral thought. They ran past their parents several times before one of them took notice. \n\n“Is that our Yosh? Did we forget to bring his swimsuit!?” His ducky dad said from afar as he watched his tyke run around with his dino friend.\n\nNishi's parents eventually noticed something was odd when their little one ran by. His mother asked out loud, “I thought you said you took care of our son's forgotten bathing suit?”\n\n“I did!” his father blurted out, “I buried him from the neck down so no one would see!”\n\nJust as Yosh and Nishi were about to prove the existence of mermaids the shallow waters of the beach, Nishi noticed both parents running towards them. Not wanting their research to be compromised, the two ran as fast as they could away from their fathers, but it was short lived.\n\nThe dads eventually caught up with their sons, each holding out a towel for them. \n\n“Yosh, where did your trunks go?” asked his ducky dad.\n\n“I made a new friend today!” Yosh replied.\n\n“Nishi, I thought I said to stay in the hole so your mother didn't see you!” his father lectured. \n\n“I'm sorry everyone, this is my fault...” Nishi said, standing tall between both dads, prepared to take full responsibility. “I hope you'll forgive me.”\n\nThe orange dinosaur took a deep breath and then quickly tugged down the trunks of both his dino dad, and his new pal's ducky dad, enjoying the gasps and wide-eyes from everyone around before running off with his new pal and two pairs of shorts.\n\n“It's everyone's birthday now!” Nishi said with a chuckle, handing Yosh his dad's pink swim trunks, “Hope you enjoy your gift!”", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Little Yosh and his parents were all out at the beach enjoying the little yoshi-duck's special day. Yosh had just finished a little ice cream and was ready to go out and play!

“Make sure to stay where we can see you!” His yoshi mom said before falling asleep nestled in a towel.

Yosh wandered around in the warm, dry sand, content as ever knowing his special little day would be spent at the beach before even more fun in the evening! He continued walking until his foot hit something big, round, and soft.

“Boop!” said a little yoshi who was burried from the neck down in sand. Yosh had accidentally walked right into his nose!

“Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!” said the embarrassed little dino-duck.

“How could you miss a nose this big?” laughed the orange dino. “Can you help pull me out? This sand is getting a little invasive.”

“That's a big word for our age group,” Yosh said as he helped pull the strange dino out of the sand.

“Nishi is free!” said the sandy orange dino, dancing around the hole he just escaped. “I'm Nishi, by the way!”

“I'm Yosh,” said the dino-duck with a smile. He blushed nervously after taking a full look at the dino. “Did someone steal your trunks?”

“My what?” Nishi looked down, stretching a leg out to look as he noticed his swim trunks were gone! “Oh nuts.” He looked in the whole he was buried in, but couldn't find the suit in there. “Oh well, guess it's my birthday!”

“It's your birthday too?” Yosh asked, quite surprised.

“Nah, when you're naked, you're in your birthday suit!” Nishi said as he wiggled his belly. “Almost everyone is born without clothes, so this is just what they call it. Is it your birthday?”

Yosh gave a big grin and fluttered into the air! “Yup yup yup!”

“Then why aren't you in your birthday suit? You're the real birthday boy!” Nishi giggled.

“Well,” said the dino-duck a little nervous, “With all due respect, I'm not sure I really...”

Nishi patted Yosh's back and smiled, “Hey, don't worry, it's just a public beach! No one's going to see.” The orange dino shook his tail at his new pal, “Do you think I'd be showin' off all my most private thingies for free?”

Yosh considered the dinosaur's whore-ish nature and nodded his head in agreement. He bashfully bent forward and let his suit drop. His yoshi friend clapped and cheered him on, taking his hand, “Now let's go play!”

The two had fun running around the beach, rolling around in sand, splashing in the waters, and contemplating various theories on integral thought. They ran past their parents several times before one of them took notice.

“Is that our Yosh? Did we forget to bring his swimsuit!?” His ducky dad said from afar as he watched his tyke run around with his dino friend.

Nishi's parents eventually noticed something was odd when their little one ran by. His mother asked out loud, “I thought you said you took care of our son's forgotten bathing suit?”

“I did!” his father blurted out, “I buried him from the neck down so no one would see!”

Just as Yosh and Nishi were about to prove the existence of mermaids the shallow waters of the beach, Nishi noticed both parents running towards them. Not wanting their research to be compromised, the two ran as fast as they could away from their fathers, but it was short lived.

The dads eventually caught up with their sons, each holding out a towel for them.

“Yosh, where did your trunks go?” asked his ducky dad.

“I made a new friend today!” Yosh replied.

“Nishi, I thought I said to stay in the hole so your mother didn't see you!” his father lectured.

“I'm sorry everyone, this is my fault...” Nishi said, standing tall between both dads, prepared to take full responsibility. “I hope you'll forgive me.”

The orange dinosaur took a deep breath and then quickly tugged down the trunks of both his dino dad, and his new pal's ducky dad, enjoying the gasps and wide-eyes from everyone around before running off with his new pal and two pairs of shorts.

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