Chris, the nude cat hero, King Prince, the flirtatious royal pup, and Robin, the lynx witch that once wanted to destroy the world, were walking down the grassy green paths outside the castle.

King Prince suddenly stopped them and sniffed at the air. "Hey! Wait a minute. I smell treasure out here!"

The trio looked around, checking nearby bushes and shaking trees to see what they could find.

Chris found two very obvious treasure chests laying out under a tree. "Hey, I found stuff." The other two followed, "Uh, is it safe to open? Are there trick chests and stuff out there?"

"Find out!" the chaotic king cheered him on.

Chris bent over, enduring the king's perverted whistling, but found a helpful object inside!

*You received Goggle!*

"What?" Chris laughed, "Did they run out of text space or something?"

Robin affirmed, "You received Goggle, Chris!"

King Prince jumped up, "Equip Goggle!"

Chris started to look more stylish with brown goggles on top of his turquoise hat. "That helps my stats right? Higher defense, I guess?"

The king smacked Chris's butt, "Unless the enemies getcha in the rear."

Robin gasped! "Chris, if King Prince violates you at all, let me know and I'll explode him."

The cat blushed, "Oh it's fine. I'm guessing he'd say... it's a hilarious joke when guys touch other guys' butts. That must be why it made me feel so funny."

The king giggled, "Wow! You know me so well, Chris~"

Chris shrugged and bent down to open the other treasure chest. "We are rubbing off on each other. Oh hey!"

*You received Sword!*

"Why does it say it like that?" Chris wondered. But whatever the reason, he was just glad he got Sword. And not just any sword! "It's a Skatesword."

The cat tossed the board-sword on the ground and hopped on its wide side. The wheels rolled him down the forest. "I guess it's a way to travel, and used as a way to fight?"

Robin hurried to catch up to Chris as he skated out of the forest. "Doesn't exactly fit the fantasy theme, but it sounds practical."

King Prince galloped on all fours behind them, "I like the way it makes the wind lift up your cape!"

Chris held the cape down over his butt, which got way too much attention this chapter. If only one of the treasure chests contained a pair of pants...